【Time Travel + Workplace Competition + No Lazing Around + Ambitious Female Lead】... more>>

Overachiever Shen Wei traveled through time and found herself as the lowest-ranking maid in the grand residence of the Yan Prince.

The Yan Prince held a prestigious position, but his consorts were all content to live dull lives. The noble-born princess consort was as tranquil as a chrysanthemum; the concubine sought a life of monogamy; the reincarnated woman was utterly disillusioned with the Yan Prince and had given up on striving for anything; and the other timid concubines dared not make a move...

The queen of workplace competition, Shen Wei, declared: Don't stop me! I'm going to outwork these unambitious slackers!

...

The Yan Prince had grown accustomed to the stagnant atmosphere in his harem, until a particularly skilled courtesan appeared.

This concubine was stunningly beautiful, adept at both literature and dance, hardworking, and always brought him fresh excitement. The Prince couldn't help but take a second, then a lifetime-long, look at her.

Years later, Shen Wei became the all-powerful Imperial Noble Consort, with children and the emperor's exclusive favor.

Meanwhile, the princess consort remained as tranquil as ever; the concubine was aging and had yet to experience a monogamous life; and the reincarnated woman was still eating simple meals in her modest abode...

After half a lifetime of striving, Shen Wei finally reached retirement and revealed her true nature, fully embracing a life of leisure. The retired emperor interjected: "You competed for favor just to retire?"

Shen Wei snacked on melon seeds: "What else?"

Living is all about retirement!

The retired emperor was even more surprised to find, in midlife, that other men were vying for his wife's affections! <<less

Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.... more>>

Good news: He's bound to a system.

Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people's private information and scandals. Utterly useless.

More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.

Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler... doesn't understand the classics, can't write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.

Xu Yanmiao: "..."

Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.

...

In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.

Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.

[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He's getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!]

[This noblewoman used to be the crown prince's concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!]

[Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa's harem... hiss—got intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn't there any video...]

[Huh? Why is there no sound?]

Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.

[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where's the emperor?]

—The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.

*

The "imperial exam cheating" bomb finally exploded.

Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn't match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn't understand the classics.

The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.

Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:

How do I explain the source of my information...

[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General's Mansion, with the general...]

The general's body shook, and he interjected: "Your Majesty!!!!"

"Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there's still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu... Xu... Xu Yanmiao's attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!"

The crown prince, who couldn't hear his thoughts: ??

[Also, what's with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig's milk...]

The Imperial Academy lecturer's face went pale, and he burst out: "Your Majesty!!!!"

"I... I agree with the General's words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He... he... he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!"

Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??

Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.

[They're all good people, even if their brains don't work well, they're trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.]

[But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished watching the TV series I've been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I'm going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress...]

"Bang—"

The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!"

The civil and military officials couldn't wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip.

"Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!"

"Long live Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You've tired him out by making him stand for so long!"

The crown prince: ??

Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something? <<less

"The sky was as clear as a wash, the sun radiated over the mountains and forests, and the entire world appeared tranquil, carrying a unique sense of stillness.... more>>

Watching a person wearing a sexy tiger-print miniskirt, holding a stick, leading a group of more than ten people shouting as they chased after the leader of a fur-covered rhinoceros, Han Cheng couldn't help but bring his slightly curled right hand to his slightly open mouth and once again exclaimed, 'Oh my goodness!'

(No system, no space, no cheating through crossing over, purely original primitive farming, without elements like cultivating immortality, for readers who enjoy a relaxed farming story, please read at ease.)" <<less

At the age of thirteen, Sang Zhi secretly fell in love with a young man. ... more>>

He had a cold and languid demeanor, spoke in a careless manner, and often came to her house, spending entire afternoons in her brother’s room playing video games.

Occasionally, when she brought in fruit and snacks, he would casually lift his eyes and smile mischievously, saying, "Kid, what’s the matter with you? You blush every time you see Brother." <<less

[Sweet romance + Comedy + Marriage before love + Direct approach + Both leads are witty]... more>>

[Spoiler 1: The son is the male lead's biological child. If this bothers you, please avoid.]

[Spoiler 2: About twenty chapters involve the entertainment industry and reality shows, but it's just the female lead observing drama! She doesn't enter the industry herself! If this bothers you, please avoid.]

The entire story has a comedic style. The protagonist's mother won't appear, and there's no melodrama between the main couple because others have already used up all the drama!

My name is Nian Sui'an, and I'm 25 years old. My parents gave me this name hoping for my safety and well-being year after year, but unfortunately, even this simple wish couldn't be fulfilled. At 3 AM one day, while I was enjoying a CEO's passionate love story on a certain green app, my phone knocked me into a strange world. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself as a young stepmother in a CEO world. From then on, the drama runs deep, and integrity becomes a stranger. Send me 50 bucks, and I'll share my plan to enjoy all this juicy gossip.

My name is Gu Junxing. As you can tell from my name, I'm definitely a CEO. However, in the world of CEOs, due to my law-abiding nature and punctual tax payments, I can only be an ordinary entrepreneur. But recently, at the ripe age of 35, I married a 25-year-old young wife, which suddenly earned me a place in the "May-December Romance" section of the "CEO Trending List."

My name is Gu Zhijing. As you can tell from my name, I'm also destined to become a CEO. But right now, I'm only 15 years old, so I'm just an ordinary high school student. <<less

In the capital's elite social circles, rumors abound about Wen Yu's ruthlessness. Even the Emperor, upon hearing these tales, has repeatedly nodded in agreement!... more>>

Wen Yu, upon learning of this, responded with a cold smile: From a young age, her mother was mu*dered, her grandmother showed no affection, and her father offered no love. She was the target of envy and constantly schemed against. After much hardship, she finally secured a good husband, only to find her marital home a chaotic mess!

Should she play the innocent fool? If so, would a husband of exceptional talent and beauty, intelligent and considerate children, a devoted mother-in-law, and the title of Duchess simply fall from the sky?! In her past life, the Duchess met a miserable end!

Our protagonist first sets her sights on the male lead, unceremoniously claiming him as her own. After marriage, she employs every tactic imaginable: throwing herself into his arms, playing hard to get, alternating between gentle affection and playful dominance, expressing care while subtly tormenting…

From then on, the exceptionally handsome, ruthless, yet capable Fifth Young Master Qi, whose emotional intelligence borders on naive innocence, is repeatedly berated by the Emperor, who points a finger at him and scolds, "You spineless fool! What kind of life is this?! Divorce her immediately! Don't be afraid, I will support you!"

Fifth Young Master Qi blushes slightly: Actually, this life… isn't so bad…

This story portrays a strong female lead who makes every effort to achieve happiness.

***

Overlooked and undervalued, Wen Yu, the legitimate daughter of the Wen family, endures a life of quiet suffering.

On her fifteenth birthday, tragedy strikes, setting in motion a chain of events that culminates in her agonizing death. Miraculously reborn, Wen Yu returns to the day it all began, armed with the bitter memories of her past life and a steely resolve to change her fate. This time, she won't be a pawn in her family's games.

She will reclaim what is rightfully hers, expose the hypocrisy and cruelty of those who wronged her, and forge a new path for herself.

But as she navigates the treacherous landscape of family politics and builds her own power, she must confront not only her past enemies but also the unexpected attention of powerful figures who see her as a valuable asset in their own games.

Will Wen Yu succumb to her thirst for revenge, or can she find a way to break free from the cycle of pain and create a different future for herself? <<less

I’m a fake bride.... more>>

Diello Argenta’s name engraved on my back indicated that I was his soulmate… but I was a fake.

One day, I possessed the unscrupulous villainess’ body inside an adult novel.

Is there any way I could survive?

…Contract marriage!

I’ll be his wife and act the part to protect his purity until the real one appears. So when the Duke of Argenta awakens his power, he will destroy my villainous family.

While becoming a fake couple with the innocent Diello Argenta, acting sweet day and night…

“If your soulmate appears, it’s time to end the contract.”

Hearing that, Diello, the Duke of Argenta, gave me a long look.

“When a Ferro dies, a new Ferro will be assigned.”

As he grabbed the tip of my chin, the distance between us shortened.

“…I’ll kill them until it’s you.”

What’s with him?

Out of nowhere, he started obsessing over me.

Wasn’t he supposed to be a pure and sweet guy?! <<less

Ye Yaodong couldn’t sleep and decided to go to the deck for some fresh air and to take a piss. Little did he know that he would fall into the sea and be transported back to the year 1982. It was still the familiar small fishing village, but he was no longer the young him from before. After messing around for half his life, this time he wanted to start over and do things right. However, why doesn’t anyone believe him……... more>>

In the previous life, he had no achievements, and in this life, he didn’t have any big dreams or ambitions either. He just wanted to make up for regrets and live a good life with his wife, hoping for a peaceful and happy family.

【This is a daily novel about a coastal dweller’s life of going up the mountain and down to the sea! No showing off or face-slapping, only the leisurely activities of exploring the mountains and enjoying the seaside! Period setting, daily life, fishing, farming, raising children, family matters – if you’re not interested, please refrain from entering and avoid making negative comments!】 <<less

Honest and dull laborer top x Sensitive and meek dumpling shop little boss bottom... more>>

Yan Xu had always been a marginal figure in the family since he was young. His mom doesn't love him, his brother doesn't care about him, and his stepdad treated him as an outsider.

On his birthday, his mom told him to come home for a meal, and even told him to pick up the cake she ordered at the dessert shop.

Yan Xu was immensely happy; this was the first time in over twenty years that his mom remembered his birthday and celebrated it for him.

Yan Xu hurried home full of expectation, but found out that he was being too sentimental and misunderstood. The meal was to celebrate his older stepbrother, Fang Jincheng, return. The cake was also prepared for him.

He awkwardly and embarrassingly returned to his little shop, but saw that someone was waiting at the store entrance.

This man was called Chi Ye. He was an ironworker at a nearby construction site. He comes to this shop to eat dumplings every now and then.

So, he invited Chi Ye inside for dumplings. He also told him that today was his birthday and wanted him to wish him a happy birthday.

Unexpectedly, he received a birthday present from Chi Ye the next day. The other party wore frayed nylon gloves when he handed the present over to him.

This gift from an outsider made Yan Xu, who had never been loved, felt flattered. It also became an opportunity for the two to become familiar with each other.

Not long after, he completely cut ties with his family, hiding in the corner and wiping away his tears silently. Chi Ye hugged him, saying, "Since they don't love you, I will."

Since then, an outsider became a loved one, and Chi Ye became his lover.

---

Mine-clearance:

1. The bottom liked his stepbrother in the early days, but they didn't get together. <<less

After crossing over to a fantasy world, Rhett finally becomes a minor noble at the age of forty— the Lord of Hawkeye Town.... more>>

It is then that he discovers that he possesses a special ability.

Staring at the options of [Text Simulation] and [Real Simulation], Rhett hesitates before choosing [Real Simulation].

[Do you wish to start Real Simulation? Each simulated day will consume 5 Destiny Points.]

"Yes."

...

[Real Simulation Complete. Please choose one attribute to retain.]

[1. Constitution]

[2. Battle Qi]

[3. Mental Power]

Fantasy simulation, lord's territory management, family growth—more exciting content awaits you! <<less

Liu Chuan, a devoted military enthusiast, finds himself transported to a parallel world where history has taken a dramatic turn—the Age of Exploration began two centuries earlier.... more>>

In this timeline, the German Empire has already achieved unification and stands as the dominant power in Europe. Meanwhile, in the distant East, the Qing Emperor has just overthrown the regent Oboi. Amid this era of global upheaval, Liu Chuan is reborn as the fourth son of Kaiser Wilhelm II. Initially, he plans to coast through life, indulging in comfort and waiting for the empire’s eventual decline. However, fate intervenes.

When unexpected tragedies befall Wilhelm II and the Crown Prince, the throne suddenly becomes within Liu Chuan’s grasp. Driven by a desire to control his destiny—and the empire’s future—he overcomes fierce competition from his brothers to claim the crown as Wilhelm III.

Over the next decade, Wilhelm III works tirelessly to strengthen his empire. When war erupts, the German Empire under his command achieves unprecedented feats: toppling France, dismantling Russia, crushing the British Empire, overwhelming the United States, and subjugating Japan.

As the dust settles, the German Empire stands as the unrivaled global superpower, and Liu Chuan is immortalized in history as Wilhelm the Great.

This thrilling alternate history novel is a tale of ambition, strategy, and a modern man’s rise to imperial greatness. <<less

Overturn the (supposed) tragic fate of the villains with knowledge cheats!!... more>>

Compared constantly to his exceptional younger sister, losing even his position as the next lord, he fell into despair and imposed a tyrannical rule, leading to his defeat by the protagonists——such is the life of the villain Weiss Hamilton in a certain game.

Moved by his story, I became a "villain supporter." One day, I woke up in the game world as "Weiss." It was a few years before he was defeated by the protagonists... In other words! It means I can still change his fate now!!

Having played this game extensively and repeated hundreds of simulations on how to save Weiss, I will avoid the destruction flags with my knowledge and experience!!

A fantasy of villain redemption starting from reincarnation as my favorite character!! <<less

After his struggle against disease for a decade, the main character dies. However, he revives and became younger in a different world.... more>>

The main support of the main character’s heart during his battle against the disease is a TV program about leisure farming.

In his second life in a different world, he’s going to try farming.

Common things like different world transition and domestic affairs?

This will have no big climax.

This is going to be frantic. <<less

I became a god.... more>>

I should create the world I’ve always dreamed of—a utopia where everyone is happy.

With divine blessings, abundant food, and comfortable homes…

I gave generously, holding nothing back.

But these bastards are never satisfied.

Even after giving them everything, they remain ungrateful and full of complaints.

Sigh, you’re all hopeless.

Let's retrieve it and start over. <<less

(Yandere + Love Triangle + Urban + System)... more>>

My first task after arriving in another world is to kidnap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system?

Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary.

"Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~"

"Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡"

"Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!"

"Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡"

...

This is madness, they've all gone mad!

Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?! <<less

On her wedding night, Mingmei had a dream.... more>>

She dreamed of a "Book of Life".

And the protagonist of this book was her mother-in-law, who would bump her head and faint the next morning, only to wake up reborn.

Apparently, her mother-in-law had returned from fifty years in the future. She had witnessed the changes of the era and experienced social development. With this rebirth, she intended to ride the wave of the times, work hard, and lead the whole family towards glory. (Take this with a grain of salt)

Of course,

Along the way, she planned to reform the little troublemakers in the family, deal with the big troublemakers in the courtyard house, and let them feel the iron fist of justice as a side task. (This part is true)

Mingmei, the young daughter-in-law who had vaguely heard herself described as "a lazy, gluttonous, good-for-nothing", bit her blanket and whimpered.

What should she do?

Bang!

A sound came from the outer room.

Mingmei: Here it comes! Her mother-in-law has been reborn!

Reading Guide:

1: Dual female protagonists: Protagonist One: The reborn mother-in-law, Zhao Guihua; Protagonist Two: Mingmei, the young daughter-in-law who can see the future in her dreams.

2: A slice-of-life story about a working-class family in an old Beijing courtyard house, featuring an ensemble cast. <<less

I've become the ultimate crafting all-master character in a game world, excelling at everything except combat.... more>>

And now, I am the only one who can save this Northern Grand Duchy. <<less

A modern Japanese man reincarnated into a game as Welner von Zeavert. Though he reincarnated as a noble’s son, he is neither the main character nor the hero of this world. He become someone who didn’t even appear in the game.... more>>

Plus, with only [Spearmanship] as his skill, he can’t even join the hero party to clear main story.

His small advantages are the fact that he became the hero’s friend and his father’s rather high status. He’s nothing but a supporting character of the story.

He noted the game story that he knew from his past life, used it, along with his authority and influence as a noble, to survive from demon king army.

But, without realizing it, the knowledge from his past life and his memories of the game story affected the world. He saved people that should have died and took care of events that didn’t appear in the game.

With that, he carved history of this world

This is not a story about the hero. This is a story about struggle and effort of a young noble. <<less

Do you desire a new beginning?... more>>

I died on the battlefield.

A death I did not want.

And the last breath that coldly scattered...

But then I opened my eyes again.

Moreover, I have returned to the time 10 years ago.

10 years of time and a given opportunity again.

As I wish, I will control the world! <<less

Lin Lan woke up and transmigrated into a shrewish wife who drank pesticides. The original owner ruined her husband’s promising future, and all five of her children became villains in the end.... more>>

Her in-laws are biased. The uncles and aunts are insatiable. She has five bear children and a cold-faced husband to take care of. . .

Lin Lan: Trying to take my money? We’ve already separated. I’ll take it back!

My husband dares to run wild? I’ll teach him to be a new man!

It’s difficult to discipline wild children? That is due to the lack of love! Shower them with love!

What’s the matter with that cold-faced man? <<less

When I came to, I had reincarnated along with the base fortress from my sci-fi game. What’s more, I was in the form of the female avatar I used in the game.... more>>

All around me was an endless ocean, with no iron, no fuel, no energy, nothing at all! No matter how advanced sci-fi technology is, without resources, nothing can be made.

Despite this, the natives use some sort of incomprehensible technology called magic, and there’s not a trace of science to be found.

Most importantly, I want to eat proper meals for nourishment, not just survive on IV drips!

This is the story of a TS girl surviving in a fantasy world together with a super-advanced but spoiled AI administrator. <<less

Tang Bai was born into a wealthy family. His body was soft and slender, and he loved to act spoiled. His family searched far and wide to find him a handsome and rich prospective fiancé. However, the prospective fiancé liked independent and strong omegas and was very resistant to this business marriage.... more>>

One day, Tang Bai’s brain short circuited, causing him to believe that he lived in a book. He was the cannon fodder shou, and his prospective fiancé was the protagonist gong. The protagonist shou, Xie Ruheng, was a strong, independent omega of the new era who pretended to be an alpha. In the future, he would become a marshal and the light of the omegas.

No wonder the love-filled bento that he worked super hard to make was rejected by his prospective fiancé who didn’t even look at it. Tang Bai’s eyes reddened as he turned around. He saw that Xie Ruheng was eating the horrible tasting training meal. How could the future light of the omegas eat this kind of devil’s cruise that was fed to the pigs?

Tang Bai shyly said: “This was personally made by me. Us omegas need to pay attention to our diet and take care of our bodies~”

Xie Ruheng: ……?

The first time Xie Ruheng saw Tang Bai, he thought that even when this omega cried, he was still like the omega of his dreams. Although Tang Bai was virtuous, delicate, beautiful, and cute, he already had a prospective fiancé!

Xie Ruheng expressed with grief: “I won’t be the third party.”

Tang Bai was extremely moved, thinking that Xie Ruheng had already become good sisters with him and wouldn’t come to steal his man. There was a saying that Alphas were like clothes and good sisters were like one’s hands and feet. Don’t worry, I will definitely take good care of you!

Xie Ruheng: ……

Very soon, Xie Ruheng heard a rumor. Tang Bai’s prospective fiancé hated Tang Bai, but he couldn’t defy the orders of his family, so he could only create trouble for Tang Bai everywhere.

Xie Ruheng: This is the omega of my dreams that I want to hold in the palm of my hands, and you actually don’t cherish him? tr*sh!

Xie Ruheng: Isn’t it just stealing a man? So sweet.

Tang Bai found out in horror: Why are the protagonist gong and shou fighting because of me?!

Tang Bai: Oh! They must have a love and hate relationship! <<less

Maid, older sister, younger sister, and even mother, all of them.

A stepmother who was brutally mu*dered by a man who grew up ab*sed by her... more>>

Turns out, it was me!

‘I don’t want to die like that. The sub-male lead's dad, I will avoid him no matter what.’

He proposed to me because I was an adopted child like the sub-male lead.
I will never fall in love at first sight. So let's not be swayed!

I’ve made up my mind...

“I think one of my roses will be enough for Lady.”

“Okay, I’ll marry you…”

Ah, what did I just say?
Because he’s such a handsome guy, I don’t know why.

*****

It’s a waste to give him to others. This man, I’m gonna have to keep him.

“I’ll be honest with you. I really like how Leon looks. So if Leon fulfills his duties as a husband, I will raise Noah well as a mother.”

“What do you think about a husband's duty?”

“What do you mean? Love and care for his wife.” <<less

Before the original story begins, I reincarnated as a lowly noble burdened with debt. I managed to survive by selling bits of information to an underground guild, but even that has its limits.... more>>

However, as the story is about to start, I know that the villain’s family is looking for a fake contract daughter-in-law to pretend to be pregnant to delay the death declaration of their missing eldest son. If I take on that role for just a few months, I could earn a lot of money.

I was planning to live quietly as a dutiful fake daughter-in-law…

“If you stay here, I’ll give you all of Ekian’s inheritance.”

But the Duke, my father-in-law, likes me too much.

“Why solve everything with money? How about adopting her and remarrying her?”

The Duchess, my mother-in-law, wants to mess up the family registry.

“You did marry my brother, right? You won’t leave if he comes back, right?”

Even my brother-in-law, the villain of the original story, clings to me!

Meanwhile…

“They said after a while, they’ll divorce me and find me a good remarriage prospect personally.”

“…Remarriage? You mean to marry again?”

The head of the information guild, whom I used to sell information to, is acting strangely.

“That husband… he might come back.”

What nonsense is this? According to the original story, the eldest son of the villain’s family remains missing.

***

“E-Ekian? Is that you, Ekian?”

“You… you are back? Really?”

Impossible.

The eldest son of this house is never supposed to return!

“Yes.”

Who is this handsome man confidently walking into the mansion?

“I heard I got married. Where’s my wife?”

What? I suddenly have a super handsome husband! <<less