Overnight, Niuniu became a pitiful little orphan without father or mother. Little Niuniu went to the city to find relatives with an uneasy heart, but gained a bunch of uncles and big shots!... more>>

The big men who were originally extremely impatient with children… were completely won over when facing Niuniu!

Galaxy’s Top General Eldest Uncle: "Niuniu, do you like watching fireworks? How about Uncle sets off an atomic bomb for you to see the mushroom cloud?"

Second Uncle, who is rich enough to rival a nation: "Niuniu, come to Second Uncle’s side. Little Niuniu, don’t you like flowers? Second Uncle has many flowers here: gold flowers, silver flowers, and ‘money to spend’ flowers. Which one does Niuniu like? Just take it!"

Third Uncle, the Ten Gold Film Emperor of the Entertainment Circle: "Niuniu, how about accompanying Uncle to the evening party to cut the ribbon tonight?"

Interstellar Detective Little Maternal Uncle: "Niuniu, come and help Uncle calculate who the mu*derer of this case is!"

But the mysterious Daddy scooped up Little Niuniu: "My daughter, I will pamper her!"

The little dumpling in his arms was extremely restless: "I want Chen Gege!!"

Everyone’s eyes slightly narrowed, and a dangerous arc curved on the corners of their mouths: "Chen Gege?" <<less

Rast’s time was hopelessly frozen on the same day after transmigrating into the western fantasy game Snow Moon Emblem.... more>>

No matter what he did, when dusk arrived, the resurrected Old God would erase the entire city known as Deep Blue Port, along with every trace Rast had left behind.

Time would rewind, and everything would begin again.

He had once been joyful, using endless time to pursue various women, studying the most obscure and remote books in the library, honing each of his skills to perfection...

He had also despaired, attempting to prevent the descent of the evil god, only to fall into utter hopelessness amidst endless failures...

Until that day, after three hundred years of rewinding and failing, when Rast once again, in his mortal body, faced the Old God head-on, he saw a figure that absolutely should not have appeared.

“Eh? According to history, Deep Blue Port should have been destroyed by the aftermath of the divine descent.”

The poster girl from the game cover, the 「Azure Silver Sword Saint」 Shiltina, was staring at him with a face full of confusion.

“And also, who is this strange Historical Echo instance NPC, and why is there absolutely no record of him in the chronicles?”

Rast: ?

So this is a replica projected from past history, and I’m just an NPC in the historical instance?

So, I’ve been playing the beta server for a whole three hundred years?

……

Breaking free from the shackles of time, the prisoner shattered the cage of history.

And thus——

A player more terrifying than any boss was born. <<less

[Traveled to another world and entered the Daoist holy land, the Heavenly Master’s Manor, to cultivate.] ... more>>

Lei Jun: “This start isn’t bad.”

[Joined late, began cultivation late, mediocre talent, slow progress.]

Lei Jun: “This is a bit worrying.”

[Seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune, predicting the future with luck, decisions shaping life.]

Lei Jun: “My golden finger is quite powerful.”

[Good Luck: … Gained a fifth-grade opportunity in the Dao, operating secretly, without worries, good.]

Lei Jun: “This is good, are there any other options?”

[Bad Luck: … Encountered a great calamity before gaining anything, trapped in danger, death and injury uncertain, ominous.]

Lei Jun: “Great, I choose the good luck.”

From then on, the benefits never go to waste, and troubles stay far away. His life enters an easy mode, while he watches others' thrilling ups and downs with indifference. <<less

The line between good and evil was drawn long ago. Li Xun is about to burn it down.... more>>

Born into power and privilege as the heir of the noble Prince Fu, Li Xun should have lived a life of ease. Instead, thanks to his elders' reckless obsession with immortality, he was thrust headfirst into a nightmare—one where right and wrong blur, and survival depends on navigating the razor-thin line between both.

Living in the cracks, extremely cautious and fearful, this eight-year-old's heart is no longer innocent. While enduring threats from all sides, he must also bear the rules of a life-and-death game!

Trapped in an endless spiral of nightmares and the harshest of trials, Li Xun’s journey is no fairytale. It’s a brutal test of will, wit, and strength.

But maybe—just maybe—he’ll find a way to turn the game on its head. To carve his own path between righteousness and evil. To uncover the hidden truth behind the so-called righteous path… and the forbidden path to immortality that lies beneath it.

The world wants him to choose a side. He’ll choose his own. <<less

The story is set in a Middle Eastern inspired land, Chevron, ruled by five kings of divine blood. Seiji, a pleasure s*ave, has a little... more>> sister who can read the future in the stars. When her prophetic gift begins to attract attention, he dresses up as a girl and goes in her stead to the palace to serve the King of Kings, Azur. <<less

Li Qiao, a master of the occult, transmigrated into the ill-fated true heiress of a tr*shy novel—a cannon-fodder character whose identity was stolen by her adoptive sister, leaving her trapped in a remote mountain village forever. But just as her biological parents came to claim her, the adoptive sister suddenly changed her tune and pushed her into their arms.... more>>

In elite Beijing circles, rumors spread like wildfire: The bumpkin the Li family brought back is a lunatic! They said she loved roaming at midnight, wielding a peachwood sword and kicking down the doors of wealthy mansions.

Outraged, the tycoons stormed the Li family to complain.

…Until later, when those same tycoons scrambled to beg on their knees, hauling lavish gifts: "Grandmaster, save me first!"

Then, when Li Qiao started appearing arm-in-arm with that man next door, the elite gasped: "Grandmaster, you’re as good as dead!"

The upper crust frantically called their heirs—Now’s the time to steal her away and save her!

The man next door smirked: "Heh. Let the clowns dance."

While Li Qiao rose to fame in the capital and gained national renown, her adopted sister—now the mother of three daughters—finally snapped. One day, she kicked over a pot of pork stew and screamed in frustration:"We swapped lives! So why is she still living better than me?!" <<less

Amid the steam of the industrial revolution, mysteries surge beneath the surface. Cults and secret societies seek the extraordinary in the shadows, while hidden gods gaze upon humanity from the heavens. ... more>>

Forbidden knowledge, sacrificial rituals, and forgotten histories—mystery is everywhere.

Dorothy, unexpectedly transported to this increasingly bizarre world, discovers that to survive and move forward, she must adhere to one principle:

Knowledge is power.

And forbidden knowledge?

That’s an even greater power! <<less

An Rugu just graduated from university and returned to her small, mountain village to inherit a rundown Daoist temple.... more>>

The Daoist temple is simple and solemn, but there are no visitors, and there is no money for incense.

She heard that doing livestreams can earn money, so she decided to give it a try.

But her livestream isn’t singing and dancing—she tells fortunes.

——————

A divination livestream appeared on the Shark streaming platform, and the netizens who saw it dismissed it at first.

[It’s 2021, and there are still people who practice feudal superstition.]

[Look at you, you scam artist.]

But soon enough, the comments changed completely.

[Ah, master, you said my head was a little green, and my boyfriend who has been with me for ten years really cheated on me!]

[Master, you said that I was facing a bloody disaster. Thank you, master, for saving my life.]

After becoming popular, An Rugu somehow took over the task of promoting the Netherworld and became its spokesperson to the living.

Livestream divination to the living during the day—live attraction for ghosts at night.

[My grandpa came to me in a dream and told me to burn more paper money, so he can reward the streamer with dream money. Damn, the Netherworld really exists?!”]

[F*ck! The thief cried and returned the money to me after seeing the appearance of Hell in the livestream. He said he doesn’t want to go to Hell in the future.]

—————

Slice of life—except that An Rugu’s daily life consists of livestream divinations, conversing with denizens of the Netherworld, and running a halfway home for ghosts who don’t want to reincarnate yet.

Oh, and she also manages a small Daoist temple atop a pretty mountain with a magnificent view of the sky, rising through the clouds. <<less

Upon waking up one morning, Lin Qingyang found himself transformed into a s*um cannon fodder in the world of a tyrant novel! In the original story, the cannon fodder, due to coveting the male lead’s beauty, used schemes to force him into becoming a male concubine when he was forced to hide his identity. In doing so, the cannon fodder crushed the last shred of humanity in the male lead. The ending for the cannon fodder was predictable.... more>>

Now, Lin Qingyang, watching the future tyrant already bound the upper body with arms tied behind the back and rope looped around the neck, felt as if he was witnessing his own impending torture.

Lin Qingyang: ... Perhaps I can still cling on to life.

From then on, amidst conspiracies, battles, and dangerous situations, Lin Qingyang became a constant presence by the future tyrant Chu Lishu's side. He became the only one willing to protect him with his life, never to betray him.
　　　
After reclaiming the throne, and seeing Lin Qingyang's 'wholehearted devotion,' Chu Lishu decided to endure personal discomfort to not disappoint his beloved. His ears turned crimson, and in a hoarse voice, he said, "Whatever you want... I'll agree to all of them."

Excited, Lin Qingyang thought to himself: Gold, fertile land, beauties, and the freedom to travel and enjoy life.

Not long after, Lin Qingyang, riding in a luxurious carriage laden with gold and beauties, found himself surrounded by a large army, unable to move even a step forward.

A figure in bright yellow leaped into the carriage, driving away other people and leaving only Lin Qingyang behind.

Watching Chu Lishu's increasingly fierce and ruthless gaze, gradually turning red, and seemingly covered with a layer of watery light, Lin Qingyang felt that something was amiss. The voice of the tyrant was hoarse, aggrieved, yet tinged with a stubborn madness.

"Traveling? You can only go with me, otherwise, don't even think about taking a step anywhere!"

On that day, surrounded by the army, they waited for a long time before the carriage slowly returned to the palace.

The next day, an imperial edict was issued, announcing the emperor's empress.

Having just been woken up, Lin Qingyang supported his almost broken waist, looking at the imperial edict. Can he still be saved if he runs away now?

PS: The couple (CP) has no blood relation or legal kinship. <<less

I turned on the broadcast as a test. This is the second broadcast.... more>>

–Give me the lottery numbersssssssss

–Is this where you tell stock fortunes?

–I only trust the prophet...

–Prophet? lol

–This bi*ch hasn't seen the broadcast lololol

‘How did it end up like this?’

‘Ah, right, I should ban the bi*ch who called me a prophet.’ <<less

"I am a priest of the Orthodox Church, devoted to the Lord of Radiance, one of the Nine True Gods."... more>>

"Today, I participated in an operation to disrupt an illegal cult attempting to perform a descent ritual for an outer evil god."

"Afterward, we confiscated a puppet that had been tainted by the evil god."

"Next, I will board a steam train and, together with knights from the Tribunal, transport the puppet to the cathedral."

"Now, we have arrived at Yellow Valley Town..."

"Wait, what just exploded?!"

...

December 13th, 837 A.D., starlight bloomed upon the earth.

The outer evil god, attached to the puppet, opened her eyes.

That day would later be celebrated by people as the "Day of Divine Descent." <<less

"Ah Xuan, I will haunt you, whether in the green fields or the yellow springs."... more>>

"It's such a blessing to die together with you."

Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his s*umbag lover and her accomplice.

She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold.

For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan.

She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes.

The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan.

Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman.

Su Qiang comes to steal the bride.

Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out...

【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】 <<less

The setting sun slants across the entrance to Wu Yi Alley. A divine stroke of the brush captures winter and spring.... more>>

A single brush, painting all of nature's creatures, capturing the myriad forms of human life, yet no one can fathom the meaning behind the artist's strokes or the strategies hidden within their heart.

Xie Yuqing of the past life, Xiao Jinyu of the present.

Having experienced betrayal, the extermination of her clan, and a life of displacement, the reborn Xie Yuqing decides to live a different life. In this chaotic world, outwardly prosperous yet inwardly decaying, she is determined to forge a magnificent prosperity that no one in this world dares to seek. <<less

Du Qingyang, a medical graduate student, actually transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious female supporting character in an eighties novel.... more>>

From then on, the academic ace is her! The Divine Doctor Du is her! The fortune teller is her!

The female lead's golden finger is all hers, the male lead is hers, and the future big boss is also hers.

Playful and cute, she slaps faces whenever necessary.

The joy of foreseeing opportunities is something most people wouldn't understand.

◈◈◈

Du Qingyang's late-night rant lands her smack-dab in the middle of an 80s novel as the villainous Du Qingyang.

But this isn't just any transmigration: it's a curse! Now, she's stuck in a world where she's destined to be a jealous, spiteful character with a tragic end.

Refusing to accept her fate, Du Qingyang embraces her passion for Mysticism, using divination to guide her path. When she discovers that the bullied Xiang Zhihang is destined for greatness, she sees a chance to not only change his life but to rewrite her own.

Can she use her knowledge of the future and her newfound mystical abilities to overcome the author's plot, or will she be forever bound to the role of the vicious female supporting character? <<less

As we all know, in both male and female-oriented novels, side characters often suffer from diminished intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions.... more>>

Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead?

Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most?

And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl! <<less

In the capital's elite social circles, rumors abound about Wen Yu's ruthlessness. Even the Emperor, upon hearing these tales, has repeatedly nodded in agreement!... more>>

Wen Yu, upon learning of this, responded with a cold smile: From a young age, her mother was mu*dered, her grandmother showed no affection, and her father offered no love. She was the target of envy and constantly schemed against. After much hardship, she finally secured a good husband, only to find her marital home a chaotic mess!

Should she play the innocent fool? If so, would a husband of exceptional talent and beauty, intelligent and considerate children, a devoted mother-in-law, and the title of Duchess simply fall from the sky?! In her past life, the Duchess met a miserable end!

Our protagonist first sets her sights on the male lead, unceremoniously claiming him as her own. After marriage, she employs every tactic imaginable: throwing herself into his arms, playing hard to get, alternating between gentle affection and playful dominance, expressing care while subtly tormenting…

From then on, the exceptionally handsome, ruthless, yet capable Fifth Young Master Qi, whose emotional intelligence borders on naive innocence, is repeatedly berated by the Emperor, who points a finger at him and scolds, "You spineless fool! What kind of life is this?! Divorce her immediately! Don't be afraid, I will support you!"

Fifth Young Master Qi blushes slightly: Actually, this life… isn't so bad…

This story portrays a strong female lead who makes every effort to achieve happiness.

***

Overlooked and undervalued, Wen Yu, the legitimate daughter of the Wen family, endures a life of quiet suffering.

On her fifteenth birthday, tragedy strikes, setting in motion a chain of events that culminates in her agonizing death. Miraculously reborn, Wen Yu returns to the day it all began, armed with the bitter memories of her past life and a steely resolve to change her fate. This time, she won't be a pawn in her family's games.

She will reclaim what is rightfully hers, expose the hypocrisy and cruelty of those who wronged her, and forge a new path for herself.

But as she navigates the treacherous landscape of family politics and builds her own power, she must confront not only her past enemies but also the unexpected attention of powerful figures who see her as a valuable asset in their own games.

Will Wen Yu succumb to her thirst for revenge, or can she find a way to break free from the cycle of pain and create a different future for herself? <<less

Ning Xu had just transmigrated and was still confused when her senior sister dragged her off to attend the morning lecture.... more>>

Senior Sister said, “You have three spiritual roots—not very outstanding. Unless something unexpected happens, you’ll probably remain an outer sect disciple for life. If you’re lucky and catch the eye of a true master, you might have a chance to become an inner sect disciple.”

“Listen carefully and work hard!”

Ning Xu: Huh?

Morning lectures in the cultivation world felt like incomprehensible scriptures.

As Ning Xu struggled to stay awake, a golden finger (cheat system) suddenly descended from the heavens—

[Welcome to the Gossip System! Enjoy endless gossip every day—sleepiness will never trouble you again.]

Ning Xu: Well, if that’s the case, I won’t be sleepy anymore. jpg

[Today’s Top Gossip: The Sect Leader, who’s currently giving this lecture, has been raising his arch-enemy’s son for 800 years, thinking it’s his biological son. In truth, it’s just a deception orchestrated by his rival. For 800 years, he’s provided the best resources, care, and protection—completely fooled.]

Ning Xu’s shocked expression: “Wait, seriously? What a tragic fool!”

The disciples inexplicably overhearing Ning Xu’s conversations with the system: !!!

The Sect Leader, who accidentally discovered the truth: ???

Halfway through the lecture, the Sect Leader abruptly left in a hurry for reasons unknown.

The hall fell silent.

Then, in the awkward quiet, a clueless voice rang out: “Why did the Sect Leader leave? Bathroom emergency?”

Everyone: What the hell?! <<less

Ji Si, an unlucky nobleman, was living just fine until the world turned into a sieve, and he got dragged into a reincarnation space, only clawing his way up to become a boss can he finally find freedom.... more>>

Once his reincarnations ended, he chose Blue Star as his “retirement paradise.”

As soon as he descended, earthly disasters followed one after another…

Ji Si: “If fate dares to mess with you, just smash fate’s skull wide open.”

This story is entirely fictional—don’t apply it to reality. Inspired by Schrödinger, it’s all made up [Insert DogHead.jpg] . <<less

Jiang Yiqing inherits a temple, but... the temple is in ruins and needs repairs. Worse, there are no believers, so he must find a way to develop it.... more>>

Desperate, he starts livestreaming.

But his livestream is a little special—he tells fortunes live.

—

At first, everyone treats this livestream room that appeared out of thin air as a joke.

Until...

A top-ranked streamer comes to provoke him, and Jiang Yiqing is stunned: "The serial killer from Huangshan Town, who disappeared 26 years ago, is actually livestreaming now? And you came to me for a fortune-telling? You’re quite bold."

That same day, the police issue a statement and award Jiang Yiqing a banner for his unexpected assistance.

A woman who struggles with infertility seeks his help after years of failed treatments. Jiang Yiqing casually counts on his fingers and says: "This sister, you’re perfectly fine. Did your husband ever suggest adopting a child? Because the truth is, the child was born from him and his mistress. Run."

Everyone: Wait, she’s not the problem? Her husband is? Damn, that’s a lot of information to process...

From then on, the comment section takes a wild turn...

"The streamer sang a song yesterday, and I slept like a dead pig. My mom almost thought I was dead..."

"Thank you, streamer, for saving my life!"

"..."

—

Due to his partnership with the underworld, Jiang Yiqing becomes frustrated by their inefficiency. So, in his spare time, he helps them develop technology.

"Damn, I was born with the ability to see ghosts. Yesterday, I watched my grandma pass away, held my phone, and checked the nearby ghosts. And guess what? Thanks to Master Jiang, the underworld now has its own ghost social network. I couldn’t hold back my tears—what did you do?!"

"My grandfather asked for Master Jiang's autograph in my dream, saying it's now hard currency in the underworld..."

—

Meanwhile, the big boss becomes Jiang Yiqing’s top supporter, enduring his tone-deaf singing every day.

Over time, the boss starts looking at him differently.

Jiang Yiqing: "..."

No, you’re actually finding emotions in my singing? Your taste is really something else.

But... looking at the boss's face... well, I guess it’s not impossible?

Except, there’s one problem—he soon realizes that the boss might not be human...

—

Mini-Theater:

One night, Wen Xiuyan notices that Jiang Yiqing sneaks out late and decides to follow him. He ends up at an ancestral temple, filled with the strong scent of incense.

The ancestral temple is "lively" at midnight. A line of ghosts queues up, while Jiang Yiqing sits cross-legged beside them, calmly saying: "Take your time, one by one—no ghost money."

"Want to reincarnate faster? Sign up here. If you work in the underworld for a hundred years, you get VIP access."

Who says you need millions of believers? Who says ghosts can’t be believers too? <<less

In a world where witchcraft has been wiped out by witch hunts,... more>>

I have become the only remaining strongest witch on Earth. <<less

Yu Yuan has been following her master in the mystical sect since childhood, originally destined to live a peaceful life and pass away naturally. That is until one day, she suddenly suffers a heart attack—only to wake up as the mother of the ultimate villain in a classic level-up novel.... more>>

In the original book, the villain’s mother is just cannon fodder living among villains. Her main role is to create a dark childhood for the villain, and then she dies, allowing the villain to end up in an orphanage.

The bound melon-eating system cheerfully announces: [Host, you will die in a week. Hurry up and eat melons!]

Facing complete chaos, Yu Yuan: "..."

Don't panic. These are all small problems.

For the sake of her life, she binds the live melon-eating system, and while telling fortunes and eating melons in the livestream, she waits for people to send her "hush money."

The onlookers eagerly compile all the hottest gossip, including but not limited to: "The Phoenix Man CEO’s Ghostly Father-in-Law," "The Dead Son’s Green Hat," and "Just How Many Mistresses Do You Have—Third, Fourth, Fifth, or Even Sixth?!"—a thrilling lineup of this year’s top dramas.

At first, when the black fans hear that the unknown Yu Yuan is going to tell fortunes, they almost laugh their heads off: "With her high school education, she's telling fortunes for people? Let me see who gets fooled!"

That night, the rich wife @Yu Yuan posts: "Thanks to the Master’s advice, my grandson is indeed not my own." Then she openly bans the daughter-in-law who cheated on her deceased son.

The black fans collectively shocked.jpg "Is this made up?"

The onlookers: "She’s the godmother of the entertainment industry. How could an unknown celebrity get her to make up a story?"

The rich heiress who marries a ‘Phoenix Man,’ the wealthy lady who unknowingly adopts her husband’s biological son, the corporate queen drained dry by her own younger brother, and the unlucky CEO whose ancestral grave gets dug up—all step forward to claim their share of the drama, leaving the black fans utterly speechless.

Even bigger entertainment scandals keep surfacing, with major studios anxiously checking in every day: "Hello? Sister Yu? No scandals about our artists today, right...? If there are, please don’t rush to spill! We’re willing to pay—name your price!"

The black fan who gets slapped in the face hesitates, pinches the corner of his clothes, and shyly asks: "Well, Master Yu Yuan, can you help me calculate my peach blossom?"

⁕

Yu Liang has a dream—one where he is the son of the real heiress in a cliché ‘Fake vs. Real Daughter’ novel. The problem? His mom is the cannon fodder real daughter… who dies early in the plot.

Looking at his mother, who is still livestreaming while living a peaceful life, the frightened Yu Liang pulls the ghost friend he just met to analyze his nightmare.

The century-old ghost king, who gets caught as a nanny, looks like he has no desire to live: "..."

Little Master, stop messing around! With your mom’s combat power, does she look like someone who would ever suffer a loss?

Instead of thinking about all this nonsense, why not focus on something more important—like what’s for dinner? He hasn’t even started cooking yet... <<less

A story about a fraudster who makes a living by deceiving others, meeting a real Taoist priest. Modern urban setting, involving all walks of life, feng shui, Taoist rituals, and supernatural phenomena.... more>>

Taoist priest gong x fraudster shou, childhood acquaintances turned strangers, manly gay couple, 1v1. <<less

Yu QingTang transmigrated into a book, becoming a background character from a small sect that basically had no script, never appearing more than 3 times even if you searched the entire text, basically having no difference being in the book or not.... more>>

He originally thought he had nothing to do with the story plot and treated it as getting the opportunity to experience the life of a cultivator. However, when he was 12 years old, because the sect couldn’t gather 4 female cultivators to participate in the Immortal Sects’ Unique (Mah) Skills (Jong) Competition for Women, he was forced into women’s clothing by his DaShijie and taken to the WanXian Pavilion to fill the numbers.

In the back mountains of WanXian Pavilion, he met the still young Long AoTian. The Proud Dragon Son of Heaven said he had fallen in love with “her” at first sight.

Yu QingTang: “……”

He put on a fake smile and said: “Haha, I am still young. Come propose in the future if you’re capable.”

The Proud Dragon Son of Heaven snapped a peach blossom branch and handed it to him. Eyes bright and hopeful with a shimmering light, and the mannerism of an innocent young boy, he said with reddened ears: “It’s a deal!”

Yu QingTang was almost blinded by this harmless and benign face before recalling how in the book, this person had peach blossoms like the flowing water, childhood sweethearts all over the world, and red and white roses fighting to the death over him. Instantly his heart calmed like still water. Rejecting all feelings and relations, he replied insincerely: “Of course of course.”

……

Seven years later, the Proud Dragon Son of Heaven, who grew up to be a humanoid typhoon, came for a visit.

Yu QingTang’s cheap Master: “Oh Tang! He went to the Seven Swords Sect before and beat them until there’s only two swords left! This Master is already old and can no longer handle such a youthful warrior!”

Da-Shijie: “Xiao-Shidi, don’t panic. I have a treasure that can solve this problem!”

She took out the Beauty Pavilion’s newest and most fashionable outfit for female cultivators.

Yu QingTang: “…… Get lost!”

……

To save the declining sect, Yu QingTang decided to debut as a female cultivation idol…… like hell.

Enduring the humiliation in silence, he changed into women’s clothes and decided to tactfully reject Long AoTian according to his Shijie’s instructions.

As soon as he left the sect’s gates, he saw the young man leaning against a long spear, stepping on the head of a ferocious beast that had been harassing the sect for so many months it almost made his Master activate the mountain’s great defense wards.

Eyes shining bright like stars, the young man hastily wiped away the blood on his hands and called to him: “XianZi!”

“The Qing Province’s Golden Core Competition is summoning all of the world’s heroes. I… I want to invite XianZi to travel there together with me. I don’t know if XianZi can, uhh……”

It seemed as if he rarely said such gentle and cultured words. Stumbling several times in one sentence, he glanced up at Yu QingTang with a red flushed face, pure and innocent.

Yu QingTang looked cautiously at the censored corpse of the ferocious beast beneath his foot and suspected this might be his state of death after he opens his mouth: “……”

—Shijie, even though the script you wrote to snap off this peach blossom was very cool, I really don’t have the damn guts QAQ!

Bleakly and weakly the wind blows; cold the Yi river flows. The valiant man, once gone, returns in women’s clothes.

Tags: Younger Gong, The Proud Son of Heaven, Cultivation, Transmigration

One sentence introduction: Nothing but regret QAQ

Concept: Sincerity is forever the killing blow. <<less

The absurd adventure story of Ian, a wizard in a medieval fantasy world.

Ten years have passed since I was isekai'd into this game.... more>>

Today, once again, I slay monsters while awaiting the newbies who will sing my praises. <<less