“Arrogant Prince. You’re not the only one who can toy with others.”... more>>

Valentia Syner, the greatest mind in all of the Imperial Academy’s history.

Her fellows at the academy called her “The Iron Maiden”. Some did it out of jealousy. Others, out of contempt. But no one ever approached Valentia. Even her own family avoided her.

The first person to ever reach out to Valentia was the playboy of the Imperial family—the Prince, Lexus.

“Who dares to slap the Imperial Prince?”

Their first meeting went terribly. They exchanged awful words and there was even a slap involved. But over time, the two of them became very close.

However, Valentia discovered a terrible truth just before she was about to confess something to Lexus—she was pregnant with his child.

Valentia had to run away to protect herself.

And then a few years passed.

“Did he just say you were his mom?”

That awful man, Lexus appeared once more before Valentia, who was living a quiet life with her lovely son, Elijah. <<less

On the day when the actress Wu Qingluan announced her retirement from the entertainment industry, it was revealed that she had secretly married and had children for many years. Rumor has it that her secret husband is a Taoist, and she even gave birth to triplets!... more>>

Faced with the adorable triplets, Wu Qingluan couldn't help but exclaim, "I'm not their mother! I haven't even been in a relationship. Don't mistake me for their mother!"

The father of the triplets, a prominent figure in the Giant Star Group and the head of the Qinglong Sect, Yu Xuanwei, calmly stated, "You are indeed their mother."

Wu Qingluan retorted, "That's nonsense!"

The children's father might be despicable, but the children themselves were undeniably cute. Raising them wasn't such a bad idea after all.

However, one day, Wu Qingluan made a startling discovery – one of the kids had a furry tail behind their buttocks.

On a dark and windy night, trembling with fear, Wu Qingluan asked Yu Xuanwei, "Why are your eyes green?"

"It's so I can see you more clearly," he replied.

"Why are your nails so long?"

"So I can hold onto you more tightly."

"What's swaying behind you?"

"A tail." <<less

I, who should have died after being hit by a car, was born again in another world.... more>>

However, I was born in a shady minor family that used magic and controlled wooden puppets called the Marren Clan.

Possessing a strong interest in magic since my previous life, I spend my time zealously studying magic to the point where even the people in the vicinity draw back.

One day, I heard I was to be married to my little sister when I turned 16 in accordance with the traditions of the Marren Clan and decided to flee to the city.

For now, since I have the strongest magic, I guess I should idle around making only enough money so that I don’t have to work for my whole life. <<less

A half-life lived without talent.
On the verge of retirement, I met a dragon in the gate I entered for the last time.... more>>

"Let's make a deal."

I'll give you my heart
So give my child freedom.

That's how I...

"I can't even imagine a life without Shar anymore..."
[Ahem!!]

became a dragon's father. <<less

In the seventh year after transmigrating to the ancient times, Xia Chen’s golden finger finally awakened. Excitement overwhelmed him, rendering him incoherent: “System, sob, sob, sob, I’ve waited for you for so long! Am I going to become a winner in life now?!”... more>>

System: [Integrating resources, initiating career planning. According to the compatibility priority, the host’s ultimate career title is Divine Farmer of the Era.]

Xia Chen: “…What the heck?!”

System: [The system space has been activated. The host is expected to work hard at farming and reach the peak of life as soon as possible.]

Xia Chen looked at the palm-sized plot of land beneath his feet and wailed in despair, “No! I won’t farm, I’d rather die than farm! I want to take the imperial examination and become a noble official!”

Ten years later, after dedicating himself to his studies, Xia Chen passed the provincial examination. However, on the way to take the imperial examination, the apocalypse arrived, and zombies roamed everywhere. Huddled in the system space, he trembled and pleaded: “System, come out. I’ll come back and farm…”

Transmigrated Shou x Reborn Gong

Reading Guide:

1. Not a typical farming story, set in a zombie apocalypse with some creative liberties.
2. Farming in the early stages, apocalypse in the middle and later stages; slow-burn paced.
3. The golden finger is extremely overpowered. <<less

In the modern world, corporate elite Ye Muyu experiences a drastic change when she time-travels and finds herself in ancient times. Skipping over marriage, she directly becomes a mother and transforms into a wife of a scholarly gentleman from the past, raising two children. To make matters more complicated, she discovers a ‘husband’ who harbors a particular animosity towards her. Not only that, but there’s also a ‘reborn’ supporting female character, Tang Rou, constantly eyeing Ye Muyu’s position.... more>>

Tang Rou: “Your position belongs to me; I will be the official wife of a first-rank titled gentleman in the future.”

Ye Muyu calmly nods, looking at the stern-faced man in front of her. “Sure.”

In an instant, the man shields Ye Muyu and declares, “You are my wife. Don’t even think about getting rid of me. Outsiders, scram.”

Their son clings to Ye Muyu’s leg, saying, “Get lost. My mother is amazing. If you dare to bully her, I’ll bite you to death.”

The daughter holds Ye Muyu’s arm, stating, “You are a bad person. My mother is the best in the world. If you dare to speak ill of my mother, I’ll report you to the authorities.”

Observing the harmonious ‘Ye’ family, Tang Rou, who has returned from rebirth, grits her teeth in silent resentment: “It shouldn’t be like this. Everything has changed!” <<less

“A useless thing like you has no value in our family. Take this money and leave immediately!”... more>>

“Yes! Goodbye!”

She became the incompetent villainess who commits wrongdoings in order to earn the love of her fiance, the male lead.

Her reputation was already at rock bottom and the main characters, who can’t live without each other, are having an affair.

“Getting kicked out and receiving money is good enough!”

So after she was kicked out, she set up a stationery store in front of a school. She reminisces of snacks, beer candy, and even bubbles! Just you wait, kids!

But… somehow her young customers are a little weird?

“I’ll find you a handsome and modest man, and not someone who has an affair like my brother!”

“Ha, then what about my brother, the crown prince?”

“…the tower master is the best.”

The great magic swordsman, the next crown prince, the villainous tower master, and finally, the hidden villain.

The stationery store, which she thought would be peaceful, left her with no rest.

Help me! I just wanted to live a normal life! <<less

The Duke's lost daughter has returned.... more>>

The birth of a child living with poor treatment in a nursery school was discovered belatedly.

Everyone embraced her and greeted her with open arms.

But I, the person in charge, wasn't happy at all.

Because this place wasn't mine.

* * *

Be me and... Live up to my part."

My friend who died after leaving those words was the princess of the nursery school where I live.

However, the fragile child was unable to survive the winter, when the cold wave was extremely harsh.

On the verge of death, what she told me was the secret of her birth.

I went to a man with her belongings.

The father of my friend, and the only duke in this country, who lost his daughter.

“I am the daughter of the Duke.”

For the first time, I spoke a lie I had never said before.

It didn't matter even if the truth was revealed, and she was denounced as a villain.

I wish I could give her everything she wanted. <<less

Yu Suye didn't know when she started liking Lin Wushen.... more>>

But it seemed that from the moment she saw him, that strong attraction never disappeared.

So, running errands for him, saving seats for him, silently footing the bill for him, and even banging into walls for him all seemed justifiable.

Unfortunately, Lin Wushen had someone else in his heart, and her name was Xu Wanwan.

Funny enough, beside Xu Wanwan, there was already a man with a similar situation. For so many years, Bianyuan had been by Xu Wanwan's side, displaying a cold and indifferent attitude.

Both of them came from "big" families, with similar backgrounds, and they cl**ked instantly.

They were unwilling to be relegated to the role of someone's backup, so they decided to make a big move—

But before they could successfully break up someone else's relationship, a loophole appeared internally, and Yu Suye discovered a deep secret of the big shot.

He had an illegitimate daughter.

The sudden appearance of the child disrupted Yu Suye's routine life and made her experience normal human emotions.

But after all, this was someone else's child, and Yu Suye tried to maintain her motherly instinct restraint.

However, the adorable and picky little girl unexpectedly called her "Mommy"?

The child said she came from the future.

The child provided various detailed evidence that she was indeed her daughter—

But Yu Suye couldn't believe that she and the big shot destroyed someone else's relationship, and they didn't even know how... they ended up in bed together?

-

After careful consideration, Bianyuan said seriously, "Then I guess it was you who forced me."

Yu Suye: ? <<less

Shen Ning transmigrated into a canary stand-in Shouwen story and became a miserable Shou who was tortured 90% of the time. Then he discovered that even if he transmigrated, he was still sick.... more>>

The young man’s eyes turned cold for a moment. Whether or not he was tortured, he was about to die anyway.

After signing the contract, Xie Yin discovered that he was not raising a canary but the “super invincible supreme” version of the “sickly little ancestor”.

Gong’s weird mother: “Xie Yin likes you, but he has to stick to his duties…”

Shen Ning: “Ahem, cough, cough, what did you say!”

Gong’s mother: “…It’s nothing, I don’t want to be a mu*derer “

Gong’s weird friends: “Don’t think it’s a big deal that Xie Yin likes you, you are just a substitute… there will be angels who will love you for you.”

Shen Ning: ? Why suddenly poetic?

Later, when Gong’s ex-boyfriend returned to China, he sat elegantly in front of Shen Ning and said to him: “Did you know? Xie Yin likes to hear me play the piano the most.”

Shen Ning lowered his head and replied: “I don’t know, I just know that if you don’t return my phone to me, this place will soon be surrounded by police cars and ambulances.”

Shen Ning had just taken the phone back, and from the other end: “Why didn’t you answer my call?!”

Shen Ning frowned: “Your ex-boyfriend took the phone away.”

“You just gave it to him because he took it?” Xie Yin said angrily, “You’re driving me crazy on purpose!”

Shen Ning was confused, when did he get involved? Aren’t *you* driving yourself crazy?

“Broken at the touch of a finger, fearless and ill” Shou × “Boss changes job to twenty-four hour filial piety and good boyfriend” Gong <<less

[Sweet doting + double cleanliness + love after marriage + no terrible in-laws]
[Warm farming + cute baby + alternate world + space] ... more>>

Delicate, soft, easily blushing little food blogger Luoge accidentally found herself transmigrated to ancient times. As a poor commoner in this unfamiliar era, every step was difficult.

In order to survive properly in this time period, she found herself a cheap husband.

Her original intention was just to stay alive, but she never expected to reap an unexpected joy.

Who wouldn’t want such an attentive and doting loyal dog of a husband! He’s really hard to resist!

Gu Jinchen’s daily worries: His wife is delicate and adorable, excellent at managing the household and kitchen, and very capable at earning money. What should he do? <<less

Overbearing president is an Omega. The president’s childhood dream was to be President (of a country), and he didn’t realize there wasn’t a President in socialist countries until he started primary school. So he took the next best thing and became President (of a company). Despite being a veritable overbearing president, he is unable to escape the government’s requirement of a blind date for AO of age.... more>>

The president’s requirements for a marriage partner are: must be sensible, obedient, and unpretentious, with good looks and a low-income.

So the omnipotent secretary found the 18th tier Xiao HuDou for the president.

The 18th tier Xiao HuDou is in the 18th tier because he was not sensible when he first entered the circle and offended people with his words, and he was shelved by the company for two years.

He had studied various palace dramas for the past two years and discovered that green tea can usually make it to the finale, so Xiao HuDou painstakingly studied the art of tea and became a smooth and slick Alpha.

…

President: “What’s your pheromone? I can’t stand strong odors.”

Xiao HuDou: “It’s green tea.”

Secretary: “Pfft.”

President: “What are you laughing at?”

Secretary: “It’s nothing, boss. I just think green tea has a very fresh and elegant flavor, and the aroma is pleasant.”

The president was extremely satisfied, “Yes, I think so too.”

Tea fragrance permeating the whole place Alpha X overbearing president Omega

For people who are new to Chinese novels: Green tea is slang for “beautiful and innocent on the front, but promiscuous, debauched, materialistic, or cunning on the inside.”

In the title 总裁，干了这碗绿茶, 干了= finish/deal with. So the title can also be read as “President, deal with this cup of green tea.” <<less

In the fourth year of raising cubs alone, the father of the children came knocking on her door.... more>>

The well-dressed man stood at the door and asked her, “Are you Shang Xi?”

“…Yes.”

“I’m the father of the cubs.” The man said domineeringly, “Come with me. Don’t think about useless things like refusing or resisting.”

Shang Xi stared at the face that resembled her son’s so much, and slowly murmured, “Oh.”

In fact, she hadn’t really thought about refusing or resisting at all…

On the surface, Gu Wenming was the head of the prominent Gu family, but in secret he was the patriarch of the werewolf clan. During a heat that came three days early, he had relations with a human woman who had accidentally wandered into the wrong room.

Werewolves only have one mate for life, but he hated the fickle disloyalty of pure humans, and refused to go looking for her.

One day, he heard the cries of a cub.

Only then did he realize that the human had given birth to a cub, and the werewolf cub was going through the painful period of bone development.

For the sake of the cub, he brought the mother and child to come live with him.

At first, he said coldly, “I have no interest in you. We’re just the parents of the child.”

“I only care about my cub.”

Every day the two would drop off and pick up the child from preschool.

They participated together in parent-child activities organized by the school.

They attended parent-teacher meetings together.

One day, Shang Xi went on a date.

The man was shocked and angry before he realized his own feelings.

He cut off all her dates on the pretext of taking the cub out to play.

He frequently searched: How to pursue a human woman.

He tried giving her houses, cars, bags, planes… nothing worked.

When the agreed upon date arrived, the woman left with the cub.

The arrogant patriarch of the werewolf clan, the head of the prominent Gu family, broke down. <<less

Fu Yuling was doing experiments in the lab one second, and in the next second, she found herself in the small mountain village in a historical novel, becoming the blackened female supporting character that everyone wanted to beat up.... more>>

She became the vicious female supporting character in the book who not only forced the male lead to marry her, but also gave birth to four children.

According to the plot of the book, the male lead will eventually die outside because of a mission and never return to the village. And the few children she gave birth to will become big bosses in the future, destined to become stepping stones in the female lead's struggle. Naturally, their endings were more miserable than the other.

In order to change the ending of the book and also to continue to return to real life, Fu Yuling slowly began a life of raising the children. She also took the opportunity to change the fate of everyone in the book during her leisure time.

And these few children, the more Fu Yuling spends time with them, the more she likes them... <<less

Si Tian transmigrated into a cookie book. It’s a pity that the whole family is full of villains.... more>>

The eldest son is the heroine’s black moonlight, who is glamorous on the surface, but is actually hypocritical and gloomy.

The youngest son is a vicious male partner who has been committed to adding trouble to the hero and heroine from the beginning to the end.

The husband is a black-hearted capitalist who bankrupted the heroine’s family.

And Si Tian was their cowardly mother who died early.

**

Facing the beginning of death, Si Tian just wanted to lie down.

The big cub walked into the room with a water glass in his hand, asking softly, “Is mom sick?”

The little boy has fair skin, soft hair, and wet eyes, looking at her carefully.

Si Tian’s heart was hit in an instant. How could such a cute cub be a villain!

Correct the future villain, starting from the cub stage.

***

Cub Ji Zhile knows that his mother does not like him. It does not matter, he also hates his mother, fairly enough.

Mother forced him to eat the hated carrots and Ji Zhile took revenge in his notebook.

Mom played hide-and-seek with him and ended up sleeping on the bed. Ji Zhile continued to hold grudges.

Mom went to pick up her brother first and then pick him up today, Ji Zhile held grudges again.

Until one day, my mother found his revenge notebook and read it out in front of him, laughing while reading it.

Ji Zhile cried out with a “Woo…” He hates his vicious mothers the most!

***

The variety show “Travel with Mother” was launched. Netizens had great expectations for Si Tian’s group. Si Tian was originally a small star. She married into a wealthy family after filming a few bad films and there was no news. This is the first time she appeared in the media after marriage.

Netizens opened the variety show on time, thinking that they would see the sword and shadow of the wealthy family, or their own mother was busy with the baby. As a result…

Going to bed at night:

Si Tian stayed up late playing with her mobile phone, and the eldest cub Ji Ningyi sighed: “Mom, stop playing games, you will have dark circles under your eyes.”

Little cub Ji Zhile probed: “Mom hasn’t cleared the level after playing for so long, it’s so pitiful.”

Si Tian pulled up the quilt to cover the cub: “Sleep!”

Get up early to cook:

The mothers in other groups get up at six o’clock to make a nutritious breakfast.

Si Tian was woken up by the big cub at eight o’clock and drank hot porridge.

After the meal, she also quietly ate the cub’s snacks.

The barrage was temporarily filled with “Pick up a good-looking and obedient cub”, “Ji Ningyi’s dreaming cub”, and “Ask Si Tian to share coups for raising cubs”.

Si Tian said: Mom and cubs, there must be someone capable in the family.

***

Ji Jiangzhou did not care about Si Tian and sent one million to Si Tian every month on time as pocket money. The two were just superficial husband and wife, respecting each other like guests.

Until Ji Jiangzhou accidentally saw a variety show, his wife, who has always been weak, was stunning and eye-catching on variety shows.

After returning home, the eldest son approached him: “Dad, I know you are going to divorce my mother. I want to live with my mother and I want to protect her.”

The youngest son: “Dad, let my mother take me away too. I will eat less meat and spend less money in the future.”

Ji Jiangzhou: ?

Why didn’t he know that his wife was going to divorce him?

T/N:

Cookie, xiǎo tián bǐng: someone who’s born into a well-off family, has an easy life, nice and popular

Cub: A male child (a familiar term of address to a boy) <<less

An An was an abandoned baby who grew up in an orphanage. When she was four years old, she was invited to a variety show called “Intern Parents” as a guest.... more>>

The live broadcast room was full of people every day. It turned out that the actress has zero life skill, had been seeing a psychiatrist, her marriage with her husband was not happy, and she was not a winner in life at all…

Everyone was worried that this messy family will cause harm to the heart of the poor and young girl again.

However, An An didn’t know because she was so busy. In her new home, she learned to cook with her mother, taught her father to coax her, and every day she woke up wondering which little princess dress to wear and playing with dolls or stuffed bears… She has never experienced this kind of life before and she was very happy!

At the end of the 20-day recording time, An An’s eyes were red and she was reluctant to leave. Just when everyone thought that the big star’s career was over, the actress submitted the formalities to the orphanage and officially adopted the child.

The little dumpling was stunned.

Later, her parents learned that their biological daughter was still alive… Everything that happened back then was a deliberate conspiracy.

An An, who was suddenly picked up with excitement: even more stunned.

……

Losing her daughter four years ago was the biggest pain in Mo Sui’s heart. Even in her dreams, she never expected that her daughter would come back to her side.

This time, no matter what, she and her husband would protect An An well. <<less

“Artea is my niece.”
“She's also my niece.”... more>>

It is 100% correct to say that you should not have double in-laws. I was just trying to raise my niece.

“Bellona, Marry me.”
"What?"
“Isn’t this the best way for both of us to raise Artea?”

Suddenly, the contract marriage with my ex-boyfriend began. No way!

“My uncle loved my aunt so much that he asked her to marry him.”
“Aaaah, it’s romantic!”

But is it okay to lie to this extent? I did it?

“Wow, dancing with my aunt and uncle is pretty!”
“My aunt and uncle love each other so much, so they say I have to go out with them sometimes to go on dates!”

Thanks to my niece’s help, or rather, interference. Now I sleep in the same bed every day. Is this… right?

“Auntie can’t run away. If she does, my uncle will catch her.”
"Yes. I won’t let you go!”

It is clearly a contract marriage made with divorce in mind, but there is no way out. <<less

She was originally the young miss of the Marquis Estate, but became a peasant girl due to a mixed-up at birth.... more>>

With great difficulty, she grew up into a delicate beauty, but no one wanted to marry her.

Rumors said she was ugly and was born a fool, and that she was a star of disaster that brought about the tragedy of her parents.

However, the husband she picked up midway was the future Grand Secretary.

The little monk she adopted from up the mountain was the future Godly General of the six states.

Even the elderly woman she saved in passing turned out to be the Empress Dowager.

A certain man said viciously, “Wife, who dares to bully you? This husband will end them for you!”

The Godly General said, “Big sister, no matter where you want to go in the territory of the six states, I’ll clear the path for you!”

The Empress Dowager said, “Did the Emperor bully Jiao Jiao? Wait here! Aijia will go dispose of him!”

[A tyrannical beautiful Female Lead who can rely on luck but insists on using strength] & [A Male Lead with broken wings who hides himself deeply] <<less

Ning Shu traveled back to the 1970s and is now facing two challenges:... more>>

First, she is married in this body. However, because of military marriage regulations, she cannot divorce. Should she accept this man?

Second, this body has three sons. With their father absent and their mother neglectful, they constantly demand to report the original owner to their father when he returns.

Later, when the man returned, he saw his eldest and second sons wearing tattered clothes while cleaning, and the youngest son sitting on the floor massaging Ning Shu's legs.

Ning Shu, wearing new clothes, was eating melon seeds.

The man's face darkened: "I send you my salary every month, and this is how you take care of the children?"

Before Ning Shu could spit out the melon seed shells, the three sons erupted.

Eldest son: "You haven't been back for a year. What right do you have to talk about my mother?"

Second son: "Do you know how hard it has been for my mother to raise me this past year?"

Youngest son: "Bad person, hit...hit bad person..."

Man: "..." So the thirty yuan he sent each month went to the dogs?

Following the military, Ning Shu sat in the family compound cracking melon seeds while her sons washed vegetables and dishes beside her.

Some women couldn't stand it and said Ning Shu was lazy and didn't do housework.

The sons immediately retorted.

Eldest son: "I am my mother's son. Can't I feel sorry for my mother and want to be filial to her?"

Second son: "Just because you don't have anyone to be filial to you doesn't mean you can't allow others to be filial."

Youngest son: "Good son, filial to mother."

The women went to complain to the man, saying that Ning Shu had spoiled their sons.

The man thought, as long as his sons' sharp tongues weren't aimed at him, he didn't care about anyone else. <<less

In short: an old lover gave me a little piglet.... more>>

Qin Zhuopu, a workaholic, has been single for many years. As he reaches middle age, his family is desperate for a child.

Until one day...

"Mr. Qin, your son is already in primary school!"

"???" I have only had one boyfriend!

Seven years after the breakup, the old lover returned to the wealthy family with a little fat pig in his arms: "Zaizai is a big eater, I can't feed him. Zaizai’s primary school homework is too difficult, I can’t do it. I'll give you guardianship from now on! Will you let me go to your construction site to move bricks? Son, say ‘Mommy’!"

Mr. Qin: (No, I couldn't give birth to such a fat kid!)

Later...

Onlookers: I heard that Mr. Qin has adopted an illegitimate child born to his old lover by some woman?

Mr. Qin: Let me introduce to you, this is my own cub! <<less

Lu Zhou wakes up to become the world’s most powerful and oldest villainous Patriarch, and finds that he has nine notorious disciples who are full of evil. His eldest disciple is the leader of the Nether Sect with thousands of minions, and his second disciple—Sword Devil—always slaughters others at the slightest disagreement…... more>>

Without his cultivation base, how will he handle these evil disciples?

His eldest disciple, Yu Zhenghai, said, “I’ve never had a rival in my life, and no one but Master can make me bow my head.”

His seventh disciple, Si Wuya, said, “We can’t eat or sleep in peace as long as the Master is not dead!”

…

His ninth disciple, Yuan’er, said, “I’ll remember what Master said and be a good person.” <<less

Jiang Jin traveled through time in a novel and became the evil biological mother of four villain bosses. She was not a stepmother, but worse than a stepmother.... more>>

Boss: I don’t have a mother, my mother is dead!

The second child: Don’t touch me, I jumped out of the cracks in the rocks!

The third child: Drown or be killed, it’s your choice.

Fourth child: It’s best to die outside. I can reluctantly help you collect the body.

In order to save her four sons, she embarked on a road of battle of wits and courage with the four bastards.

Li Yunting: I don’t want my disobedient sons anymore, let’s have another one.

Four children: If we have another sister, we will definitely change our ways and start a new life! <<less

When it came to her fate, Luo Bei was the rare one in a million fated to be wealthy and high-ranking.... more>>

Luo Bei didn’t believe it at first, until one day she unexpectedly discovered:

The pitiful person next door who suffered under his biological mother’s abuse would become an overbearing CEO with power and influence.

The ill-fated pregnant lady downstairs was the cool CEO’s wife who ran away with his unborn child.

The sallow and emaciated youth living in the bas**ent was a superstar film emperor.

Most importantly, the amnesiac guy working in construction who Grandma picked up was actually an overbearing CEO.

Lastly, she realized she herself seemed to be… <<less

The main character was caught in a hero summoning and teleported into another world but was treated as a failure.... more>>

Another world? Magic? He doesn’t know them.

He got a lot of companions but he has no one to talk to….he made little friends, areh? Strongest?

The main character doesn’t know how to fight so he’ll live heartwarmingly in the forest.

Even so, he’ll protect his companions to the best of his ability from occasional troubles! <<less

When I opened my eyes, I was in a den of monsters.