Who says you can’t fall in love at first sight with your blind date?! An adorable internet celebrity streamer with a delicate, flexible and unparalleled... more>> body VS a good-looking, earnest, and serious university professor. A story about love after marriage. <<less

A 28 year old single dog, Jiang Ziquan, ran a hot pot restaurant for a living and designed houses for a hobby. However, as the proverb says, when one is fed and warm, one’s sexual desire ******. The worrywart Jiang Ziquan’s only wish for her 28th birthday is a shy and coy lover. The heavens seemed to have heard her wish and treated her well, for she only had to pass through the Bureau of Civil Affairs and brought back a fair-skinned, beautiful wife. Sure enough, only the state can provide such beautiful ladies!... more>>

Similarly, the 28 year old Shen Yumo suddenly found out on her wedding day that her fiance had a three year old child! She originally wanted to avoid the whole fiasco and walk away, but ended up getting tricked by Jiang Ziquan into signing a marriage certificate.

“I heard your wife was given to you by the Civil Affairs Bureau? How did this happen?”

Jiang Ziquan lifted her eyes, held up that shiny red book and replied, “It must be because of my good deeds and virtuous daily life that the state gave me one! Therefore you regular mortals,” she shrugs her shoulders, “I reckon will never receive one!”

Everyone: “Isn’t it just some good deeds?! We can do the same by donating some money! Hmph!”

A “love after the marriage” type of story featuring a same s*x couple. <<less

One day, two forum posts titled “I Seem Unsuited for Dating” appeared on Promontory Forum’s Feelings board nearly at the same time.... more>>

User A: 「I have a severe case of mysophobia and possessiveness. I cannot accept it if my girlfriend has had relationship experience. I went to see a psychiatrist, but I haven’t improved. I might truly be unsuited for dating.」

User B: 「I think I might be unsuited for dating. I very much enjoy the ambiguous phase of sounding out each other’s feelings, but after becoming official, if they want to hug me, or perhaps kiss me, I will immediately feel nauseous.」

Internet User: 「I beseech that the two of you be together. Don’t go and harm anyone else.」 <<less

Life is just like a tragic comedic drama. After living 23 years in comedy, I suddenly found that the remainder of my life would be lived in tragedy. This all started out in the morning of my first day to work. I warmly greeted that raging leader. After that, my life took a rapid and dramatic change for the worse. Since then, I either accompanied my boss on match-making dates or kept him company on his journey to get blind dates.... more>>

God, Buddha, Allah, please let this marriage crazy man find success in his match-making dates la! <<less