You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

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Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.

A gay… bear?

Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!

And it’s happened more than once.

Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.

Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.

Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?

No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys.

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Are You Going to Kill Me?
你打算萌死我吗[快穿]
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01/28/24 Hiraeth Translations c49 part2
01/25/24 Hiraeth Translations c49 part1
01/22/24 Hiraeth Translations c48 part4
01/20/24 Hiraeth Translations c48 part3
01/19/24 Hiraeth Translations c48 part2
01/18/24 Hiraeth Translations c48 part1
01/16/24 Hiraeth Translations c47 part4
01/14/24 Hiraeth Translations c47 part3
01/14/24 Hiraeth Translations c47 part2
01/12/24 Hiraeth Translations c47 part2
01/10/24 Hiraeth Translations c47 part1
12/30/23 Hiraeth Translations c46 part2
12/30/23 Hiraeth Translations c46 part1
12/26/23 Hiraeth Translations c45 part2
12/25/23 Hiraeth Translations c45 part1
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Birdy
Birdy rated it
April 20, 2021
Status: c100
People might not like this because this is a leisurely-slice of life- type of plot, except as animals and also the translation is not that good, but its readable and easily understood. I personally liked it so much QwQ.

Its very wholesome in nature and quite educational. Its not much of a 'human like' animal and would 'show an abnormality" like an animal writing human alphabets... no. The MC may still have his rationality as a human, ex. he can't bear to eat a seal since its so cute, but ultimately... more>> eat it when ML brought it.

I suggest reading this in whole arc, then stopping to stock chapters. Otherwise, you will always keep wanting more.

For me its a 10/10 slice of life plot type~ <<less
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Ignobilia
Ignobilia rated it
February 19, 2023
Status: c71
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

This is one of the best novels I have read, I usually don’t mtl no matter how much I like them, but I just couldn’t stop myself. Ultimately I had to force myself to stop at chapter 71 and wait for the translation, because the rough mtl just didn’t do it justice.

(Side note: the current translator is apparently a mtl editor, how!? Just how is she able to take that barley readable mtl and make it that!!? Kudos to the translator, she is doing a great job)

This novel... more>> is so sweet and pure, and the author is really creative in describing how life is for different animals, and just, ugh, I can’t even describe how good it is. Love love love love. I really hope this one will be completely translated because I’m really looking forward to all future arcs. Honestly, if this was published, I, a cheap poor student, would buy it, that’s how good it is. An unique quality work.

Love you translator. ❤️ <<less
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yayi
yayi rated it
January 1, 2022
Status: Completed
I love love love both the MC and ML so much. Their interactions are just soooo cute and fluffy specially the first few arcs. Thumbs up for the author for making this beautiful novel. This made me laughed and cried ALOT.

The natural death/incoming separations of the two made me appreciate life better. Though I personally think that the novel should have ended after just few arcs, it was still a great read. One of the best read here.
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remyrem
remyrem rated it
November 22, 2021
Status: c46
I read the TL by Rimei Translations up to c14, then MTLed the rest because I couldn't wait to read more about Alexander/Qiao Qixi and Odysseus/Odis (?). I'll try to avoid spoilers, the spoiler tags are just to keep my review organized since I'll try to update per arc.

Some warnings first:

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The main couple can be tehnically considered bestiality, since QQ is a human soul in an animal body having s*xual relations with an animal. The first arc at least can also be considered sort of pedophilia, since Alexander and Odis get together while Alexander is still 2 years away from being sexually mature himself.

More generally, author also likes to quote animal facts that make me think, "I don't know enough about animals but I'm pretty sure that's not right". It can take you out of the moment, especially when the scene involves actual scientists and researchers.

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Arc1:

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The first arc is adorable and precious, and I loved reading their day to day life as Alexander grew up. The author, despite writing fluff, also reminds the readers about real world problems that actually need consideration, like the arctic and global warming situation affecting polar bears. It feels vaguely like an infomercial on global warming specifically targetted to fluffy animal transmigration BL readers sponsored by the CN government. It gets a little rushed when the arc is about to end, but I might just feel that way because I was really looking forward to each year being described even if it's just repetitive stuff, because Alexander and Odis are just too cute. The ending is a bittersweet HE, so it's good that it immediately moves on to the next arc and doesn't give me enough time to be too sad.

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Arc2:

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I really like the 2nd arc because it builds up on things set up in the first arc rather than a complete reset. QQ still has no genetic memories or instincts, but he has hunting, survival and cleanliness habits built up from 25 or so years as a polar bear; and his adopting of the 5 cubs is actually foreshadowed by his desire for a cub in the previous life. The narration is somewhat more annoying to me this time with how obsessed the humans seem to be over QQ/the animals. I used to follow documentary serieses about animal families, and there's no way there's that many people invested in watching 20-30 years worth of documentaries on a single lion family. And, I'm not sure if it's just an MTL issue, but I can't get over a lion called "brother Eminem".

It's a little more disappointing when Odis gets his memories back. I thought the role switch between them with little Dough (MTL so might be wrong) acting as the adult baby to the responsible Alexander was adorable, but the others still sometimes act like his babies. The ending is even more bittersweet- endings where one party is waiting for the other to wake up but they've already passed on always makes me cry like a baby. I'm at least glad that the 6 lions got to spend their last few days together, just like the beginning. It's both painful and relieving to think that this is their life, dying but meeting again in the next life.

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Noir Paw
Noir Paw
July 31, 2021
Status: c37
Quote from MissMiia review which I believe says a lot:

" [START QOUTE] In case one day and Odis broke up, with his handsome and clean white look, as well as a hard skills." -- one of the paragraphs in the chapter I (MissMiia) am currently on.

Many times the MC Alexander is called a she/her, and sometimes he's even called Alexandria. The translator obviously doesn't check these before posting. [END QOUTE] "

... more>> I really do agree with MissMiia Review, go find it and read it.

Also, the website has tons of ads - I, in my opinion, recommend getting something to block the ads if you're going to read on that website.

Personally, I think even with the translation being like it is the story is still readable and kind of cute/good. <<less
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Ilovecuteentitys
Ilovecuteentitys rated it
March 15, 2023
Status: c33
I'm still on C33 of the story and am already very excited for the next chapters on the translation basically also those other arcs (8 arcs) Said from the other readers who I think finish this story.

I also want to find with site where this book was completely where all chapters are available but it was a hard lost but when Odis (The ML) and (MC) always have those small big details in there polar life in the current (1 arc) I'm in always make my... more>> heart recover. This story is already an 5/5 for me even it's still on short of chapters in before getting this finish I'm always gonna wait till I finish this book No way I'm gonna leave this be!! Also hope I could Read more chapters.

I found about some spoilers I was Abit to curious Of the reviews but I will still want the interaction of them in the other arcs that I'm gonna Wait to read them all😊

Also this is my first review I'm NU basically a newcomer to register here!

And it also let me learn Abit of the animal just like the polar arc

So 5/5 hope that I could read more chapters, I will be waiting!!!

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Helloo every reader out there reading this Basically I decided to stop at arc 3 because I found one of the spoilers That made rlly shed tears to much for them since this Novel was the first ever Non-humanoid protagonist and Male lead to Capture my heart

Spoiler

the fact that Where 7 arcs MC will forever finish. then Odis will just sleep and continue to just dream of them Reincarnating on a Ducking dream made me cry I'm also having mix feeling bc the author also might have change it but reading the paragraph makes so emotional 😢

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But still! It's just a short break for me to just overcome this and aslo might read it again.

Just showing my opinion of shidding tears LOL

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vvreath
vvreath rated it
October 27, 2022
Status: c346
i mtled. Finished it, now im a wreck, crying bexause I never wanted it to end. Its just sweet. Thats all. No matter what happens, alexander and otis genuinely truly love each other and im so, so sad that I can't keep accompanying them on their journey. im writing this, still sobbing my heart out bcs I miss them so much already. I really, really do.
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Kyaaaaaaaaa
Kyaaaaaaaaa rated it
May 12, 2022
Status: --
It's a good story. Just really, really long arcs full of slice of life. If you're looking for a cute brainless read or if you would want to watch a romantic rendition of planet earth, this is honestly the book for you. It's just really long, and I'm only at the 4-5th arc, and I just want to stop here to be honest (it just feels fitting to stop). A good story that in my opinion, just suffers from its length just a bit.

ALSO

MTL this sh*t after the first... more>> translator. I'm sorry, but I have no idea how the second translator is putting out their work without feeling a semblance of worry over the quality of their translation. <<less
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FYalimar
FYalimar rated it
October 19, 2023
Status: --
This is definitely on my list of novels that I would read again!! it's very sweet! extremely sweet!, and the concept is novel too, the author can perfectly balance the animal behavior with tenderness, the characters really do not have humanized characteristics, even though the MC retains his human memory, but his behavior is really like common animals, they hunt, eat, sleep, live, mate, all like common animals but still the author manages to make even those things cute and makes the readers bond with the characters, it is very... more>> clever... <<less
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LazyPeruser
LazyPeruser rated it
July 15, 2023
Status: c43
This novel is sooo good. I'm only in the chapter 43 and I really wanna binged read this but there's no finished translation about this story. I know there's an MTL but I really wanna read it in a proper translation because it's really hard for me to focused if the words aren't proper to read. So pleeaasee, someone please translate this fluffy, sweet, and awesome story (〒﹏〒). (~ ̄³ ̄) ~ ◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗ (ノT_T) ノ ^┻━┻
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Maiasia
Maiasia rated it
May 21, 2022
Status: c270
Cute but at ch 270 it's starting to be repetitive but then again it is very slice of life, not a lot of drama. Since MC and ML were able to find each other real quick after being reborn, the anticipation there is gone. 🤷🏻‍♀️ You get to read their adventures and every day life in different animal bodies until their "death". The "epilogue" of the lion arc was bittersweet. The peac*ck arc was sweet, and I enjoyed the arc when they became police dogs. So far those three arcs... more>> are my fave out of everything. It was interesting at first but I get tire of slice of life after a while so maybe I'll return after a while. <<less
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1Sami
1Sami rated it
July 11, 2021
Status: c64
The first arc was very cute but honestly a bit long for my liking. I tried to keep going and I think I'm around halfway through the second arc but it's not keeping my attention. I don't like how the protagonists can't talk and the parent/child relationship was cute at first but it feels over done now. I think I will keep reading it, but off and on, I'm putting it on hold for now.
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lourdes
lourdes rated it
May 5, 2021
Status: c148
So very good. Damn it's only the second arc it makes me cry. It so sweet fluppy and adorable. It's the first time The happy ending makes me cry. I'm so happy yet so sad. So contradictory but I'm still happy.

I didn't expect animal story will hook me so much. I so love this story...

05-05-21 will update later after reading the next arc. So emetional I feel like writing a review to preserve the feeling.

... more>> Love love 100x this story. 😍

May 8, 2021. Chapter 148

😭 I'm left with a clip hanger... Apparently this novel is still on going... 😢

Want more I'm dying... 😅

Well wait for a while to come back. Wait for stockfile of chapter before reading again. 😁

Love love this. 😍💯❤️

Every story is unique and fun.

No spoiler here. Lol

Read it yourself it's fun and interesting. 🥰 <<less
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Fluffywhitebun
Fluffywhitebun
May 3, 2021
Status: c47
Meng? What meng? What I got was a bucket full of onion.

The love between MC and ML is just too beautiful, the purest, and let me tell you something just to be prepared, always put a tissue right next to you because bruh I cried a lot like I CAN'T STOP CRYING.

I've never write a review but for this story? Please, it's an actual goldmine.

The downside is the site, like it has a lot of virus and I choose to MTL than the translation, barely readable but still made me... more>> cry like a fool. <<less
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10/10 would reccomend

The first 2 arcs made me cry to the point I felt weak.

The love between ML and MC is the purest love ever, its practically carved into the bones of the ML to take care of his little polar bear.

... more>> That feeling of wholehearted tenderness and care is so damn heartwarming that regardless of if their animals you can feel it radiating through your entire being

The author also did a good job portraying the diffrent animals and their emotions.

Her research definitely showed throughout

All in all

I'd definitely reccomend this for anyone who wants relaxing and pure but not brainless fluff <<less
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Prying Fan
Prying Fan rated it
April 14, 2021
Status: --
Great novel, this is the first BL novel I've read where both the MC and ML are purely animals and it was soo worth it, a really fluffy story of the protagonists daily lives as animals with challenges here and there but nothing really heavy or angsty. I read most of it using MTL and its fairly easy to understand.

I don't know how to write a review and I've only done it a handful of times, but I really like this novel and highly recommend it if you're looking for... more>> a fluffy and wholesome read.

P.S The ending of every arch made me cry... I don't know about you but as someone who's been reading novels for a few years now this is one of the few novels that touched my heart that deeply. <<less
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tanni103
tanni103 rated it
April 10, 2021
Status: c148
I just wanted to write that it is the first time I am saddened because of a yellow plastic bucket with 20 liter capacity being worn out and released back to the sea lmao

I am nearing the end of the first arc and it was very cute and fluffy. The ML has all the good traits of a perfect husband (in my opinion) combined in the first arc. Gentle, caring, protective, very possesive and a little jealousy. The MC was also very cute but what disturbed me was that he... more>> literally was a waste until he almost reached maturity, why can't he be more capable? At least he showed the determination to grow stronger and provide for the ML in old age. It was also ML's fault for spoiling him. But it's a fluffy slice of life read, so expectations arent that high for me.

I hope that MC will be more capable in the next arc and has a more complete genetic memory.

Will update my review after finish reading.

Edit: Got through the other 3 arcs and the 2nd and 4th arc were especially good. Very fluffy with lots of thrill and adventure time. Those arcs also show how the MC grew up from a meng selling cutie into an invincible predetrator who is almost in par with the ML. I am really happy that his waste attitude didn't persist the whole novel, sometimes he will get lazy or the ML will do some things like hunting for him but doesnt occupy most of the arcs. I dont know how to change the ratings now, but the things beyond arc 1 convinced me to give this novel 5 stars.

Its a pity that chapter 149 and 150 are missing on the mtl site and a lot of things appearently happened, I hope they will update it soon. Maybe I can translate those chapters myself if I find the RAW source. <<less
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lilly2805
lilly2805 rated it
April 9, 2021
Status: c3 part2
It's an awesome novel so far, I also suggest reading this from Rimei Translations as the translations from Novelhunters seem like edited MTL.
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Jasmin6453
Jasmin6453 rated it
April 9, 2021
Status: c123
ahhhhhh so wonderful, 10/10 really recommend

The story is so good, the characters are so good

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The first world is so cute, 'Odis' (ML) is so doting to the MC 'Alexander' - feeding him fish even when not hungry ahhhh

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The second world is so cute but so sad, I was sobbing when the MC died and the ML was just living until he died...

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The third world is when things get interesting as now they can someone communicate through sound waves

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The forth world, so adorable, finally they're together from the get-go.

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Seriously, read this, it's probably one of the best I've ever read.

Although it's got no dramatic plot-lines, it's still very thrilling, and also it's different from the usual human protagonist (although he was originally human).

FYI, I would recommend you read the raws or just wait, as the site provided only has around 20-30 chapters and you have to register for the last few. <<less
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Silky
Silky
March 26, 2021
Status: c12
I'm enjoying this.

Other people may not be taken by cause it's a bit like slice of life 😂

but I think it is cute that it's written a bit like as if I'm watching an animal doc or something.
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