Wash Your Hair and F**k

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Jiang Yuan has long hair which is as beautiful as a waterfall and recently a strange thing happened to her. After washing her hair, she would have s*x with a man in her dream at night and the dream was too real that when she woke up in the morning, she would find her little pu*sy red and swollen and dripping with lust.

That is certainly not a dream!

Once she turned on the light, she looked in the mirror and saw that her pu*sy was stretched wide open by an invisible c*ck and it slammed into her and she was madly f*cked with her flesh flopping out and her kinky water splashed out.

Zhong Jing didn’t know when he had a quirk. When he met a woman, he would secretly stand behind them and smelled their fragrance. Finally, he found the sassy woman who stole his c*ck.

Associated Names
One entry per line
洗一次頭啪一次
Related Series
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Recommendations
I Am Rich (1)
Transmigrated Into the Male Lead’s Cannon Fodder Dead Wife (1)
Recommendation Lists
  1. 18+ (enter with caution)
  2. C-Novels
  3. bumping uglies ;) BG version
  4. Venus & Mars (R18)
  5. BG Wife-Chasing Crematorium

Latest Release

Date Group Release
02/20/23 Foxaholic 18 c62 part2
02/20/23 Foxaholic 18 c62 part1
02/18/23 Foxaholic 18 c61 part2
02/16/23 Foxaholic 18 c61 part1
02/13/23 Foxaholic 18 c60 part2
02/13/23 Foxaholic 18 c60 part1
01/30/23 Foxaholic 18 c59 part2
01/30/23 Foxaholic 18 c59 part1
01/24/23 Foxaholic 18 c58
01/19/23 Foxaholic 18 c57
01/16/23 Foxaholic 18 c56 part2
01/12/23 Foxaholic 18 c56 part1
01/09/23 Foxaholic 18 c55 part2
01/05/23 Foxaholic 18 c55 part1
01/02/23 Foxaholic 18 c54 part3
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Review
13 Reviews


czeihne
New czeihne
Mar 24, 2024
Status: Completed
I didnt expect for the plot to be this good for a smut novel.

It was good. Being confined in a space due to the effect of a shampoo (which was a magical effect of the flower it was made of). It was said that the magical flower can help you see your love one or fated one.

FL was a simple employee who just got her 1st heartbreak. She fell for her boss who was leading her on, a scumbag for wanting her to stay with him while he has fiancée... more>> though LDR.

She resigned and as shampoo model, she had a sample bottle. When she used the shampoo, her room and the MLs room were confined into 1 space. As lo g as the scent of her hair is in the air, theyll be together, they can feel but cant see each other.

Had xoxo, happened multiple times until she got a clue on who he really was.

He is her new boss after transferring to a new company. He had an arranged marriage fiancée.

The ML initially was not inlove with her which is understandable, his feelings progressed but he wasnt aware of it until they broke up. He worked hard to get her back.

You can say plot and smut are well balanced.

He loved her more when they finally get back together again. Got married and had a daughter.

Happy ending. <<less
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mariaflora1208
mariaflora12
Aug 12, 2022
Status: Completed
I didn't expect this H novel to be so good? I was looking for meat, but was also served with plot 😂

ML was a scumbag.
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deserved what he got and was coming for him

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And I like FL for her principles
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I just didn't like the way she pranked him about the engagement of his cousin. Anyway, ML deserved that but still....

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Anyway, why am I evaluating an H novel's plot 😂😂 The scenes are so steamy, and I love FLs who enjoy these smutty scenes as well. Very satisfying.
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Fathom
Fathom
Feb 06, 2023
Status: Completed
Interesting plot. It was a bit uncomfortable to read at first because it seemed that most of the smut was forced. Despite her physical reactions, being invisibly forced is quite scary.

Until the end, the ML is quite a jerk and I can't feel much sympathy for him. The FL was well written and I'm glad she held her ground in not being in the mistress role and not relenting at all. It's also realistic for her to admit the materialistic and monetary benefits that let her forgive him. It can't... more>> be all about love and smut after all. <<less
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Rurella
Rurella
Feb 05, 2023
Status: --
Better than expected??? If you read the other reviews, then you already know the story actually has plot. And it's not half bad plot.

The s*x is just ok, but the drama is actually decent. And the MC starts off very generic damsel, stereotypical of these kinds of smut novels, but actually she does have a personality and sticks to her bottom line, which made her really grow on me. As opposed to other MCs of these kind of novels where they're just a p*rn prop.

It also feels good because this... more>> is one of the rare times in a h**ny novel the ML actually goes through proper repentance and struggles until they're finally on an emotional balance.

I think this novel is underrated, so trying to boost with an extra review and 5* rating. <<less
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Hazeel
Hazeel
Oct 01, 2022
Status: Completed
I like the story although I cringe at the title. I thought it was a bad story but then I MTL it because I can't wait. I like stories where the ML is an as*hole and then the FL broke up with him and then he starts feeling hurt. To the next person who will leave a review please do recommend a story where it is smut but you stayed for the plot or something like the ML regrets his decision.
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MissRJ
MissRJ
May 03, 2023
Status: Completed
Well, this novel has been one of my guilty pleasures. It was a little weird, the shampoo thing doesn't really make sense, but it does work ⊙⁠.⁠☉ this makes quite an entertaining read.

The ML was tr*sh, but glad that he suffered thanks to our FL tenacity. Smut was *chef's kiss* and there's a lot of them too
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potatosince1992
potatosince1
Mar 27, 2023
Status: Completed
This is actually quite nice! For such a raunchy title, I didn't expect the FL and ML to go through a wonderful character development.

FL learned emotional independence, self respect, and communication

As for the ML, I don't always believe in 2nd chances to stories like these where the ML is an a$shole at first, but dmn, he did well in redeeming himself. He thoroughly suffered the consequences of his actions, and he never looked back to being the as$hole that he once was. This time he deserved the 2nd chance and... more>> the happy ending.

I like how his family turned a new leaf as well, because they're the main reason why MLs an a$s.

This is not a perfect story though and there are some questionable choices that our FL and ML made but hey, nobody's perfect, even in novels.

I believe that the editor/s of this novel had to remind the author that this is supposed to be a smut lol. I forgive the shampoo arc from ML's pov although it's a tad creepy because I believe author had to insert smut somehow 😅. <<less
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ntww12
ntww12
Aug 16, 2023
Status: Completed
The ML being such a scum is the reason why I dislike the story.

That and the noncon/dubcon feels for the s*x in the beginning.

I do feel great when the ML suffered later but I didn't think its enough.

FL went through a lot of double standard BS.

... more>>
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Getting called a mistress and slapped for having a supposed sugar daddy, bullied etc. And then when ML thinks she cheated on him for revenge he can go all alpha violent mode and gets forgiven so easily???

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I also liked the second ML BUT:

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Second ML got hard voyeuring when seeing FL and ML do it, found a substitute woman to have s*x with, the substitute knows he's pining for the FL, still sleeps with him repeatedly and marries the second ML... What??? So in the end, did second ML and Gu Qing marry cause they liked each other or is it because both catered to something they both needed????

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I also despise Chi Yan and wished there was faceslapping for him.

Also poor hair shampoo person! Bankrupted by ML and then still sending him a flower at the end. Poor dude srsly.

This story is WILD. <<less
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Lily.rose
Lily.rose
Jul 07, 2023
Status: Completed
Blah. FL deserved better. Still don’t like ML. In my ideal world, FL got together with ML for the money at the end. And then after couple of months found someone she really liked and left ML. And ML spend his life miserably desperate for her.
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Mimi05
Mimi05
Jun 16, 2023
Status: Completed
It's was a real good read. Loved that the FL knows her priorities and loves herself more. ML had a good charector development but I still like his brother better. The characters aren't that chiche and predictable and they are sensible. The plot is unique and well written. The author and the translator both did a good job. It's a good book ☺️
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patient
patient
Feb 24, 2023
Status: c52
The first half is good smut. The premise is ridiculous of course, but it works. The scenes have variety and the mystery of the shampoo keeps it interesting.

However, in the second half, it becomes a rather draggy relationship drama with a bunch of cliches and barely any smut and the charm of the mystery is gone too.
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Suibian_bc
Suibian_bc
Jan 27, 2023
Status: Completed
Actual vote 4.0

This story got plot, nice starting with supernatural element, angst in the middle. We got an ordinary look and hardworking FL, a typical cold, handsome and overbearing rich ML here. H is okay, none out of norm and I don't feel it boring. A short, satisfying read.
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Insideofadoge
Insideofadog
Nov 16, 2022
Status: c42
I mean... the plot isn’t bad, actually. There’s the supernatural element referenced in the absurd title, but so far this is a story about a nice, less-than-beautiful (CRAZY, right???) girl who gets into a relationship with a rich guy. They have different assumptions about how far their relationship can go, and for a story about people mysteriously able to bone long-distance because of hair washing, it feels rather realistic.

Like the other reviewers, I can’t believe I’m taking about the plot here, but the author put some effort into it, obviously.... more>> The MC actually seems to enjoy getting down, is relatively unwilling to put up with the ML’s inevitable b.s., and seems like being a nice girl without being a total pushover. Surprisingly pleasant, really. <<less
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