The Villainous Young Lady Cries in Frustration: I Told You Not to Provoke the Protagonist

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My name is Qin Luo, and I’ve been transported into this urban fantasy novel that combines various dragon king storylines.

At the start, I obtained the “Ultimate Lackey System” – the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become.

What else could I do?

I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan.

I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable.

You ask who’s behind me?

Hmph! You’re not worthy of knowing my lady’s name!

……

…….

I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I’ve possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life.

I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death.

In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!!

However…

SLAP!!

“So you’re the Dragon King, huh?!”

When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink.

Su Muwan’s suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock.

Heaven is determined to destroy me!!

(Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)

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气哭反派大小姐,让你不要惹主角
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blueinmay
blueinmay rated it
October 30, 2024
Status: c184
While I read this novel, it feel like Su Muwan is a young lady who has got a big s*upid dog (Qin Luo). This dog likes to act cute in front of her but be a mad dog and bite other.

Big dog: those ones are bad guys, they are enemies of my master. I will bite them to dead. All for master....... and treat😛

Su Muwan: 😱s*upid dog.... but I feel good so it's ok may be🥲
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boomstick3000
boomstick3000 rated it
November 3, 2024
Status: c37
This novel is hilarious. I have read a lot of urban CN novels and I have never seen such a sheer amount of gratuitous face slapping (mostly done by the MC). I find myself laughing out loud at how ridiculous it gets at times. MC even gets a cultivation system based on being a lackey going around slapping people called "God's Palm". Definitely worth a read.
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RavenBludraven
RavenBludraven rated it
November 12, 2024
Status: c68
I actually really like this one. It's basically where the main character has a system that tells him to be the best lackey ever. It makes it extremely hilarious when it turns out his master is a regressor and he honestly doesn't know while the master gets aggravated with his hijinks. It makes a lot of misunderstandings and things get hilarious.

It's a unique spin on the old 'regression, system, villain face slap' mechanic. Hilariously when they say face slap, they mean it LITERALLY this time. That's the part that amuses... more>> me the most and I wish that was more common in these fics. <<less
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AsianInvasion
AsianInvasion rated it
November 14, 2024
Status: c173
Its a funny brain dead story where the MC is transported into the world of a story (game?) he recognizes. He follows the final boss of the story, knowing he can make the most of the system by following her as she would reliably remain alive till the end, so he can milk her to gain strength. His system is a Lackey system that upgrades his stats and abilities every time he performs his job well (beating up and humiliating the OG MCs) in his Lady's stead.

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Spoiler

He can also steal the OG MC's abilities/natural talents and integrate it with his current powers when he completely defeats them. Meaning, that he makes them mentally disabled and places them into the mental hospital provided by the system.

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The fun comes from MC always misunderstanding the FMCs intentions and going out of his way to beat up everyone who badmouths her. Its one of those stories where the MC never has a challenge and overwhelms the crowd with his presence, so its a fun read for those who like that kind of thing.

Spoiler

She eventually gives MC a company to manage, and he interprets it as her wanting to build her villain organization. He goes out of his way to slowly recruit past enemies, and people who would've eventually been strong allies of the OG MCs into the organization under FMCs banner. FMC in reality just wants to quietly live her life and not make anymore enemies, but the MC, being so loyal, goes out of his way to make enemies for her.

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Romance is slow:

Spoiler

MC slowly falls for FMC as she shows him sides to her character he didn't realize she has. While FMC finds MC to be very reliable in resolving the OG MCs that she couldn't resolve in her past life. She eventually comes to admit to herself that she likes MC, but her pride doesn't allow her to confess first, waiting for the day MC falls for her, before 'reluctantly' accepting his confession.

MC has a foot fetish, while FMC has a hand fetish, so it's funny to see how they make subtle interactions with each other to satisfy their own fetish without the other knowing.

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Now turn off your brain, and have a good read! <<less
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Reader_randnum
Reader_randnum rated it
February 17, 2025
Status: c48
Take the worst, most illogical, and cliché-ridden Chinese face-slapping novel. Make sure nothing makes sense, every action the protagonist takes results in instant success, and every character either worships him or gets humiliated. Populate the world with dull, nonsensical characters and a setting devoid of depth.

Now, slap a "comedy" label on it and pretend it's all intentional.

Congratulations, you now have a complete and accurate review/summary of this novel.
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Evil Kirito
Evil Kirito rated it
December 12, 2024
Status: c215
4.5/5

True Face slapping must read. Action, comedy, and kinda super slow romance? The FL is an OP++ reincarnated villainess with a cute side while the ML is an OP transmigrated lackey (henchman/butler/partner) to the FL. Definitely worth reading if you want a chill braindead well-paced read.
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Pelouch
Pelouch rated it
January 6, 2025
Status: c214
It's a very fun stress relief novel.

The initial gimmick is that the MC Qin Luo is a follower that is willing to get his hands dirty for his young lady because he knows she's the opposite of a favored child so the consequences will fall on her. The FL in turn is actually a returnee and doesn't want to get into trouble.

I won't try to spoil it but it feels like everytime the gimmick seems to wear off the author comes up with another thing to keep me entertained.

Eventually the... more>> main couple slowly develop a nice relationship where they rely on each other it's actually quite wholesome.

I like that there is no harem so we just focus on our FL.

I expected a completely mindless urban cultivation affair and was hit with an unexpected gem... Although to be fair it is a little mindless lol. <<less
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LazyLuong
LazyLuong rated it
December 8, 2024
Status: c178
If I have to say anything about the novel, it is that the novel is cute and fun.

The fluffiness of the interaction of the MC and fl, having feelings being developed towards each other.

The humour is the constant miscommunications between the MC and the FL for their assume benefit.

The fun is from all the mischievous deeds the MC has done for his villainous master in order to complete his systems task for rewards. Even if it is done behind her back. Lots of slapping, lol.
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wolfeng
wolfeng rated it
January 19, 2025
Status: c401
Calling the first 401 chapters as main storyline feels a bit wrong, though you can definitely stop there. I would instead be call as the first main arc, as everything up to that point is setting up a bigger picture.

Still, amazing story and characters so far. The resolution for each protagonist presented so far wasn't always the absolute best but it was entertaining enough, what really carries the story forward for me was how absolute cute our main couple is.

It did lose some steam when it reached the 300+ chapters... more>> but not enough to ruin the story, more like the calm before the storm. <<less
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miscreant
miscreant rated it
January 9, 2025
Status: c223
It's not particularly deep but it is light hearted and fun. The MC is a lackey with a penchant for face slapping while picking fights with all the protagonists while "following" his mistress's orders to get rewarded by the system. On the other hand his mistress is a regressor and wants a quiet life that leads to fun interactions when she discovers her loyal hyper competent lackey humiliated a protagonist while heading out to buy her snacks or some other harmless task.
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