The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God


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The villagers chose a maiden to be the bride of the River God.

In order to save the maiden, Liu Qi went to the River God’s Temple, and beat up the River God as soon as he appeared.

The River God cries and curses the village to flood; Liu Qi raises his harpoon: “Say it again, and I’ll stab you to death!”

The River God cries: “I just want to marry and have a wife!”

Liu Qi clenches his fist: “Lao Zi is your wife, just accept it.”

The River God suddenly cries even more…

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Latest Release

Date Group Release
07/12/19 Meh Translations c5 (end)
04/12/19 Meh Translations c4
02/21/19 Meh Translations c3
02/02/19 Meh Translations c2
01/22/19 Meh Translations c1
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New littlemetaball rated it
April 2, 2020
Status: Completed
Rating: 4.5/5.

This is one of my favorite short stories. It's protags are a sort of romantic river god and a no-nonsense 'wife.' it's so funny and I love the couple's relationship. What starts as a female offering to a young river god turns into the river god being beaten up, fed, and taken care of by his 'male wife' all the time.

A very good read for if you want something you could read for a little healing and to finish in under an hour.
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New katiethairu33 rated it
March 22, 2020
Status: Completed
Although the relationship dynamic is not the typical one with an extremely aggressive shou and a crybaby foodie gong, there were too few chapters and the silly sweet was a little too bland for my liking. There isn't any real reason or incident explaining how they fell in love. It was pretty much yaoi logic for them to like each other and decide to be faithful to their 'marriage'. So, although it was very cute, it didn't excite me and have me squealing. It was pretty meh.
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thisworldofmine1 rated it
January 22, 2019
Status: --
This is so cute! But it's not the fluffy kind, where the shou is super cute and stupid; in this story, the gong is super awkward and kinda stupid. The shou is super cool, strong and a hero. It's hard to explain, but read it and you'll definitely understand! ^^
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BillionJellyfish rated it
July 12, 2019
Status: Completed
A new twist of shouxgong!

Instead of the typical shy shou and cold, aloof gong, we have a rogue shou and a shy maiden gong!

Even though the MC acts like a rogue, he's actually a great cook and a cute tsundere. While the ML is a complete foodie, he's also a shy maiden at heart and a giant crybaby. I absolutely adore this unconventional pairing and just wish this story was longer! Their interactions are just the sweetest!
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hiryukaede rated it
May 5, 2019
Status: Completed
The story was cute, cute and cute,.. hahhahaha

I really love the author, all of her story never dissapointed,..

Just like this one, its kinda fluffy story and funny ofc,..

Ah,.. the ML was cute, so moeee, the river God really so innocent and pure~~ but, the river God was trully the seme tho, but his personality,.. kinda like a female Maiden.. hahhaha...

But, thats make the story cute and full of meng~~~ aiyo~
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BaiYihan rated it
January 10, 2020
Status: c5
This is a really cute slice of life but, I was hoping for more of a plot when I read the description so it left me disappointed. I still do recommend it but, its not my favorite.
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zombiedudette rated it
September 5, 2019
Status: Completed
This is such a cute story. The gong is a clueless demigod type who wanted a wife but was forced to accept a man who beat him up. The gong only thinks with his stomach but, luckily, the tsundere shou is more than happy to keep the stove on. Funny and sweet story that is worth the read.
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seawaterwitch rated it
August 14, 2019
Status: c1
You can read chapter 1 here: https://mehtranslations. Wordpress. Com/right-way-to-offer-a-sacrifice-1/


(The links above are dead except chapter 5). So you can open chapter 5 first and click the previous chapter until it reach chapter 1.

Tsundere cute and naive river God. LoL

I love fluffy full of Romance.
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izayaYY rated it
August 18, 2019
Status: --
Short, sweet and funny, with an unconventional couple... one is a strong and spirited human and the other a silly childish weak dragon. The story moves too fast for me as I like to get immersed in the characters and setting. It was too short and abrupt but it is still a good read.
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_choochun rated it
August 15, 2019
Status: Completed
very cute funny and sweet! The MC is so rough lol poor river god, led by the nose by him!

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Nadeshikoslove rated it
July 21, 2019
Status: c5
its a very cute and well developed short story! Actually it has more plot and character development than some of the 100 chapters long ones 🧐
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