The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God


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The villagers chose a maiden to be the bride of the River God.

In order to save the maiden, Liu Qi went to the River God’s Temple, and beat up the River God as soon as he appeared.

The River God cries and curses the village to flood; Liu Qi raises his harpoon: “Say it again, and I’ll stab you to death!”

The River God cries: “I just want to marry and have a wife!”

Liu Qi clenches his fist: “Lao Zi is your wife, just accept it.”

The River God suddenly cries even more…

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07/12/19 Meh Translations c5 (end)
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New errantknight
September 6, 2021
Status: --
This would be a lot cuter if the author didn't think that one partner beating the other is hysterical. Almost stopped reading in ch 2 because of that. It gets better. The dynamic doesn't change, though. Giving it a 3 because I'm torn between 'this is abusive af' and 'this is quite cute..' Weirdly, it's both.
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thisworldofmine1 rated it
January 22, 2019
Status: --
This is so cute! But it's not the fluffy kind, where the shou is super cute and s*upid; in this story, the gong is super awkward and kinda s*upid. The shou is super cool, strong and a hero. It's hard to explain, but read it and you'll definitely understand! ^^
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BillionJellyfish rated it
July 12, 2019
Status: Completed
A new twist of shouxgong!

Instead of the typical shy shou and cold, aloof gong, we have a rogue shou and a shy maiden gong!

Even though the MC acts like a rogue, he's actually a great cook and a cute tsundere. While the ML is a complete foodie, he's also a shy maiden at heart and a giant crybaby. I absolutely adore this unconventional pairing and just wish this story was longer! Their interactions are just the sweetest!
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hiryukaede rated it
May 5, 2019
Status: Completed
The story was cute, cute and cute,.. hahhahaha

I really love the author, all of her story never dissapointed,..

Just like this one, its kinda fluffy story and funny ofc,..

Ah,.. the ML was cute, so moeee, the river God really so innocent and pure~~ but, the river God was trully the seme tho, but his personality,.. kinda like a female Maiden.. hahhaha...

But, thats make the story cute and full of meng~~~ aiyo~
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Chichi rated it
November 20, 2020
Status: Completed
I can't give it a 5 purely because it can be read in 5 minutes, but otherwise, I think this is the best of Lu Tianyi's super-shorts. Normally I'd give it a 3, but I'm giving it a 4 because powerbottom LMAO, why do those have to be so rare in the BL world?
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XianYiXi rated it
October 10, 2020
Status: Completed
(Finally, A Power Bottom.... Yeah)

I love it... Sweet and Short.

This is the total opposite of your typical BL Couple. Here, the Gong is like an Uke and the Shou is like a seme. If it weren't for them mentioning Wife word again and again, I would have Probably thought that seme was actually uke and vice-versa.

Foodie, Naive, Idiot yet Adorable Seme/Gong X Dominant, PowerBottom, Strong, Horny Uke.
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BaiYihan rated it
January 10, 2020
Status: c5
This is a really cute slice of life but, I was hoping for more of a plot when I read the description so it left me disappointed. I still do recommend it but, its not my favorite.
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seawaterwitch rated it
August 14, 2019
Status: c1
You can read chapter 1 here: https://mehtranslations. Wordpress. Com/right-way-to-offer-a-sacrifice-1/


(The links above are dead except chapter 5). So you can open chapter 5 first and click the previous chapter until it reach chapter 1.

Tsundere cute and naive river God. LoL

I love fluffy full of Romance.
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Michelle-08 rated it
May 31, 2021
Status: Completed
This is something you don't see everyday- Power bottom!lol. The gong is so delicate while the shou is strong and vigorous. Story 8/10.
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Charmian rated it
April 6, 2021
Status: Completed
Very cute and short

It was a tad too fast-paced for me, but it was an endearing quick read nevertheless.

There's not too much depth to the characters, but it's just enough to make them much likeable - the strong and confident human with a sense of righteousness and the crybaby river god who refuses to accept this new 'wife' of his~
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Loni4ever rated it
March 30, 2021
Status: Completed
Amusing, kinda cute, takes less than an hour to read.

I'm rating this 5 because of the first two, but also because their sexual situation is incredibly refreshing xDD normally you'd have the gong thirsting after the shou, doing it so much the shou would be exhausted and his waist would hurt, etc. Well here, it's the exact opposite lmao XDD power bottom MC wants to do it multiple times a day and in "I want it, I got it" fashion, has no problem achieving that xD
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florana rated it
January 5, 2021
Status: Completed
OMG, since last year I have read this at least 5-6 times, but still haven't had enough, I love this so much ahhh, the cuteness, the fluffiness, little foodie everything!

(♡ω♡) ~♪
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ToSho rated it
August 30, 2020
Status: c5
cute and fluffy

this is a perfect short read to make you feel better on a gloomy day

the translation is very good.
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FanGirlNoha rated it
May 16, 2020
Status: Completed
I have genuinely mixed feelings about this one. The novel has it's perks and downsides. Let's go through the perks first.

The novel reverts the idea of the typical weak, submissive shou and we get a shou here who's dominant in the relationship and shy at the correct moments. This is a plus point. Bit here's where my concerns come.

We have a gong who gets literally dragged by the shou into the relationship. He is weak, cries easily, s*upidly loyal (almost like a dog or a toddler). As a matter of... more>> fact, because the gong is so similar to an innocent animal/kid, I felt a bit disturbed with the amount of beating he gets from the shou. I know the beating is there for comic purposes, but I can't help but cringe. Sometimes I feel that the gong may be in the relationship purely out of fear of the shou's beating and his dependence on the food made by the shou. There's also the romance to. Be taken into consideration. I felt that the romance was way too rushed and that may be one of the reasons why I felt uncomfortable with their interactions. But if you stop thinking in a logical manner and go along with just BL logic, it's not too bad. You can give it a try anyways. ^_^ <<less
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ike_00000 rated it
May 3, 2020
Status: Completed
Very cute, although I don't think it should be tagged seme protagonist.

Actually, it's not too clear who the protagonist & who ML is... it's third party.

Power bottom though! <3
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littlemetaball rated it
April 2, 2020
Status: Completed
Rating: 4.5/5.

This is one of my favorite short stories. It's protags are a sort of romantic river god and a no-nonsense 'wife.' it's so funny and I love the couple's relationship. What starts as a female offering to a young river god turns into the river god being beaten up, fed, and taken care of by his 'male wife' all the time.

A very good read for if you want something you could read for a little healing and to finish in under an hour.
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katiethairu33 rated it
March 22, 2020
Status: Completed
Although the relationship dynamic is not the typical one with an extremely aggressive shou and a crybaby foodie gong, there were too few chapters and the silly sweet was a little too bland for my liking. There isn't any real reason or incident explaining how they fell in love. It was pretty much yaoi logic for them to like each other and decide to be faithful to their 'marriage'. So, although it was very cute, it didn't excite me and have me squealing. It was pretty meh.
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zombiedudette rated it
September 5, 2019
Status: Completed
This is such a cute story. The gong is a clueless demigod type who wanted a wife but was forced to accept a man who beat him up. The gong only thinks with his stomach but, luckily, the tsundere shou is more than happy to keep the stove on. Funny and sweet story that is worth the read.
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izayaYY rated it
August 18, 2019
Status: --
Short, sweet and funny, with an unconventional couple... one is a strong and spirited human and the other a silly childish weak dragon. The story moves too fast for me as I like to get immersed in the characters and setting. It was too short and abrupt but it is still a good read.
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July 27, 2021
Status: --
Ahhhh this is such a cute story I love it so much.

If you like fluff you absolutely must read it. Its cute and funny and refreshing. I would have liked this even if it was a bit longer cause I really wanted to read more of them.

It's a very short story so you will not lose anything by investing some time in reading. So just go and read it cause its a really nice short story
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cherryb379 rated it
June 8, 2021
Status: Completed
A very sweet and short story... loved it... thanks to the author and the translator for bringing us this gem...
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