The Pa Pa Between His Highness and a Long-Term Kitchenhand


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Wang Yisheng was just a mere kitchenhand, yet on his way home, he was suddenly attacked by a stranger. This proud meow man forcibly made use of his cucumber, and even under the influence of an aphrodisiac, he was exceptionally arrogant. Baring himself to him and bestowing him the blessing of being able to lie with him. All the while ordering him to lick here or there, or to thrust upon command.

And for His Highness the Prince who was deflowered by a kitchenhand, he was extremely pleased by Wang Yisheng’s services. Begrudgingly, he promoted Wang Yisheng to the rank of male consort, so the latter could serve him day and night without rest. However… As the dignified and stately Prince Miao Wei of the Nation of Da Mao, how could he bestow all his favor upon one male consort?

What if this pampering made the consort arrogant?

My princely self will have to get more male consorts, to prevent a certain dog-s*ave from getting beyond themselves so that dog-s*ave will submit to his every whim and desire.

“Your Highness, you can ride me any way you like. I vow to let you ride me till your legs give out, even if your belly swells I will not shun you.”

“Be quiet, I order you to service me.”

“Your word is my command, your Highness.”

The work of a long-term kitchenhand truly is exhausting, especially when His Highness isn’t satisfied with a huge r*d, what’s a kitchenhand gotta do?

Prince Meow: I wish to share my experience with the rest of you meows, and that is, even the most loyal, humble, and simple-minded of wang’s, will have a heart that yearns to “bully” meows.

Kitchenhand Wang: I aim to “bully” Prince Meow for a hundred more years.

Before he could lick him anymore, Prince Meow swatted at Kitchenhand Wang’s face with a swipe of his claws.

My princely self is the epitome of nobility, I’m not some random meow that a s*ave dog like you can mate with!

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  1. novel non lu
  2. (Yaoi) Smooth smut ~
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
07/12/21 Second Life Translations c2 part1
04/14/21 Second Life Translations c1 part5
03/29/21 Second Life Translations c1 part4
02/25/21 Second Life Translations c1 part3
02/13/21 Second Life Translations c1 part2
02/10/21 Second Life Translations c1
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Huwuwu rated it
February 11, 2021
Status: c1
Its a very good and detailed novel!! And the translation is truly not bad at all! Infact I wanted to thank the translator for translating this novel 😭✋🏻 it's been awhile since I've read such a detailed smut scenes and and it's truly mind blowing!! For someone who loves spicy novel, THIS IS IT! ❤️I will be waiting for the future updates✨😌
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Hell rated it
March 8, 2021
Status: Completed
Honestly this is so good

Plot: minimal. Literally every chapter is riddled with smut.

Characters: compelling, even if a little flat. It works specially well with the story.

Extras: honestly the last one was so funny

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Although I got a bit wary because of bestiality but they’re both animal spirits so okay


Safety and Attention to s*x E.D.: eh, none. I mean, really, DON’T TRY THESE THINGS!!! Don’t switch from PiV s*x to PiA or oral without proper cleaning first, this is not gonna give you a yeast infection, I mean it (also the carved wood dildo is ALSO not a good idea, wood is porous and can retain bacteria, please don’t do this kinda shit)

Writing and Prose: I could do with less euphemisms, but both the original writing and the translation are very good style-wise, and the MTL is easy to understand.

Overall: 4.5/5 <<less
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CoffeeForMyLazySelf rated it
June 9, 2021
Status: c1 part5
Umma, this novel is so hot! The smuts are really detailed, although there are some complaints on my part-

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The smuts from chapter 1-chapter 1 part 4 is really frustrating for me since its the teasing part (for me atleast), I really wanna just skip to where the K dude completely pa pa the prince during my time reading this parts. It made me a lil frustrated since every chapter is long and unsurprisingly, I was put into slow torture by the teasings :,)


Well, looks like my thoughts were heard since-


The prince getting caught off guard by K dude's strength and being forced into submission is extremely erotic! Ahhh! Finally, no teasing anymore! Just pa pa! (Chapter 1 part 5)


Also, I express some sympathy towards K dude-


During the time in between chapter 1 - chapter 1 part 4, it was also frustrating for me that K dude can't move freely and can only watch the prince take advantage of him.


Really hoping to read the next translation soon! Ahhh, I wanna see what happens next! <<less
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enaillig rated it
August 6, 2021
Status: c1
all I can say is the smut on this one is very detailed and long it will make you hot and sweat lmao. If you like a smut with little to none plot and they do it on the get go, this one is definitely for you.
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sanlang3003 rated it
December 17, 2021
Status: c2 part1
Translation: 6/10, confusing with who's who because they're not named (they're indicated in parentheses but I think it would've been ok to just say the Prince & Kitchenhand/Wang Yisheng).

Story: Well the premise is simple enough but unfortunately only a few chapters have been translated so can't comment too much on what the story will be about (or if it's all smut no plot, which I'm ok with).

But the Prince is being chased & was given some kind of aphrodisiac. He happens upon the Kitchen hand/Wang Yisheng's humble abode... more>> to hide & the latter happens to return home soon after. The effects of the aphrodisiac start to take effect and Prince uses homeboy to relieve his "itch."

The smut in this is indeed very detailed & nice! Well written & imaginative. Not sure if this is a spoiler but Prince is inters*x & this makes for some steamy smex! Hope this one gets picked up by another translator or they resume - would love to be able to finish. (。•̀ᴗ-) ✧ <<less
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