Chapter - 2 | wife part:

Even so, I had no idea the timespan of nine years could turn such a beautiful plum forest into this withering state.

"Where's your mother?" I asked him.

"Dead."

His direct answer surprised me. Hadn't mortals always cared a great deal about life and death? maybe he was still too young to understand life and death. That was the only explanation I could come up with.

"Since your mother has passed away, everything is up to you now. Remember, as of today, I have successfully seduced you."

He remained silent as he watched me. I scratched my head; talking to a child was proving to be a very difficult task. Moreover, the child in question was somewhat reticent and withdrawn to begin with. I decided to use a simpler language to explain to him.

"In other words, I am your wife from now on. In accordance with the rules of the mortals, I am your child bride. But this isn't important. What's important is that no one can ever bully you again now that I'm here."

His eyes lit up. I patted his head: "Let me hear you call me 'darling'."

He was silent for a moment. "Sansheng, " he repeated my name.

"It's 'darling'!"

"Sansheng."

"Darling!"

"Sansheng."

"Fine, " I gave up, "call me Sansheng then."

Chapter - 8 | 'unfortunately still too little' part:

"His, His Most Reverend?"

I placed my hands over my heart and said with all the affection in the world: "That's right, you're a quite good-looking chap, though unfortunately still too little. Your Most Reverend, on the other hand, has long taken over my heart."

Chapter - 9 | M*lestation 'joke' part:

I rushed back to the dilapidated hut and pulled a soundly sleeping Chang'an out from under the quilt. He blinked blearily at me, disoriented and confused. I gave him a toothy grin. "Chang'an, can you help me with something?"

Only now did he turn to look at me. He froze for a moment, screamed in fright, and then attempted to wrap himself up in a panic so that I wouldn't see him.

I sternly dragged him out by his collar and brought him to a spot closest to Zhonghua's bedchamber. Patting his tear-stained face, I told him: "Cry, cry as loud as you can!"

He stared at me blankly.

My lips unturned into a smile that was as radiant as it was le*d. "Although your yang is a bit small, it's still better than nothing. And though my heart already belongs to your venerable Reverend, it's a bit difficult to control my desire when I look at a boy as handsome as you. Won't you indulge me today?"

Chang'an was scared stiff, as if he had been struck by lightning.

I guess that was to be expected. In the middle of the night, an unfamiliar female had broken into his room, abducted him and said she wanted to mol*st him. Any sane person would be shocked. I very graciously allowed him a second of stupefaction, after which, I satisfyingly heard him give a shrieking scream.

"No!" Petrified, he crawled to the edge of the force field, banging on the force field's wall screaming: "Save me, Your Most Reverend! Save me! Chang'an is still too young! Chang'an doesn't want to die!"

Extra - 3

Sansheng furiously slammed her palm onto the table. "Bai Jiu is our enemy! How could she let Chang'an fall in love with that piece of shit?"

Our, she said this word so naturally that Moxi's mood lifted. His gaze fell on Sansheng as he warmly asked, "So what do you want?"

"We mustn't let Bai Jiu have such a yummy treat! Chang'an is such a delectable boy. If someone were to eat him, I'd have to have the first taste."

A dangerous ray sparked in Moxi's eyes. Sansheng diverted her eyes and corrected herself: "If someone were to eat him, he'd have to ask me first!"

Chapter - 12 | Kissing him on the cheeks and asking if it 'feels good' part:

Watching his big watery eyes blinking up at me, fright not yet gone from his face, my heart softened into a puddle. Unable to help myself, I smacked my lips onto his soft white cheek.

His eyes grew even rounder.

"Does it feel good?" I lifted his chin and asked him like a rogue.

Moxi touched his face and gave my question some serious thought, then solemnly nodded.

I grinned smugly. "Even if it does, this is something you can only do to the most important person in your life. You mustn't do it casually."

Moxi softly rubbed his cheek, and then cupped his small hands around my face. My reflection was clearly imprinted in his clear eyes at the moment he stood on tiptoe, copied my action, and gave my cheek a sounding peck.

Afterwards, he touched the spot he had just kissed and kept looking at me as if to say: "I'll only do this to Sansheng."

For a second, I couldn't help giving him several more kisses. I kissed him till his face was smeared in saliva. He was hesitant to push me away in his helpless way, only smiling quietly.

Chapter - 12 | Nibbling on the ear and "What are you running for? We aren't adulterers caught in bed" part:

I opened my eyes to see that Moxi was watching me with a huge grin on his face. He was holding my hair in his hand, sweeping it across my cheek and tickling me again.

I didn't like having other people touch my precious hair, but it never mattered with Moxi. Even if it did, I could never get mad at that beaming face. I blinked a few times and said to him: "Moxi, are you having your ways with me?"

He copied my blinking and looked at me in puzzlement, not understanding what 'having his way' meant. I gave him a sly smile and playfully nibbled his ear. "This is called 'having your ways'."

He froze, clutched his ear, and turned crimson red.

As I was sighing why this child was so easily embarrassed in this lifetime, he surprisingly puckered up and gave my cheek a sounding peck.

By the time I recovered, I planted an equally blunt kiss onto his face. I kicked away my shoes, lifted the quilt and climbed into bed, cuddling him in my arms. "Let's not do anything today. We'll just lie here and have a good rest."

But how could there be such a good thing? Not long after we lay down, the quilt was snatched away.

Blue veins popped on Bai Jiu's forehead. He looked at Moxi, then glared at me, and at last closed his eyes to restrain himself before asking in a stabilized voice: "Why aren't you doing your homework today?"

Moxi instantly jumped away from my hug to hurry out of bed and put on his shoes.

Furious that we got bothered at such an intimate moment, I grasped Moxi's hand while looking at Bai Jiu saying: "What are you running for? We aren't adulterers caught in bed."