Quick Transmigration: I’m Almost Dead

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When I entered for the Film Academy, the examiner arranged a crying scene for me. I pinched my thighs blue but still no tears came out, but now, oh.

Chen You held a cigarette with his mouth, give me ten seconds, I can cry like a dog, a dead dog.

444: Film Emperor, it’s time to go to the next set.

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快穿之我快死了
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02/02/20 c52
02/01/20 c51
01/23/20 Chrysanthemum Garden c50
01/08/20 Chrysanthemum Garden c49
12/31/19 Chrysanthemum Garden c48
12/23/19 Chrysanthemum Garden c47
12/21/19 Chrysanthemum Garden c46
12/14/19 Gude Translation v2c25
12/08/19 Gude Translation v2c24
11/30/19 Gude Translation v2c23
11/24/19 Gude Translation v2c22
11/17/19 Gude Translation v2c21
11/09/19 Gude Translation v2c20
11/02/19 Gude Translation v2c19
10/27/19 Gude Translation v2c18
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ChickenWing
New ChickenWing rated it
February 5, 2020
Status: --
First time I'm making a review, and let me say I feel severe second-hand embarrassment from the smallest things, and tend to avoid novels that make me feel this way. But this novel is so hilarious that I ignore the physical pain the MC gives me with the stupid crap he does. Eventually I just got numb to the pain and laughed along.

But this novel isn't light and fluffy, and it has the right dose of everything, and I have to say the arcs are very unique, and the onion... more>> cutting ninjas are not few. The ML has yandere tendencies but personally he ain't too bad. The MC for sure is one of the better ones out there, he is so painfully shameless and gross but I love him from the bottom of my heart.

I disliked the early chapters of the first arc, and there are certain things I felt were rushed or felt out of place for me but I say give it a try. I for one, did not regret it. <<less
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Ritsuka
New Ritsuka rated it
January 31, 2020
Status: --
I really liked this one out of endless transmigration novels. For me, I really love chinese BL novels with good plot and comedic touch. And I can say that this did it the best. The MC is so freakin funny that I had to actually put down the phone while reading and calm myself down to not laugh. The MC is really funny but he is definitely not dumb. He is optimistic. Most novels have scheming MCs, I mean I don’t have anything against them but seeing a normal MC... more>> just like an average person feels refreshing. The interactions between the system and MC are quite funny as the system is not dumb enough to be bullied but both have a really friendly relationship.I really like how the ML goes really doting for the MC in each arc even tho he’s really a bit too possessive. The end of each arc hits you right damn in the feels but I keep loving this novel as each arc is way better than the other and each world so far is different from the typical worlds of every quick transmigration novel. <<less
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gnessa14
gnessa14 rated it
March 28, 2019
Status: Completed
This one is amazing. The MC's goal is to take away the evil points from the target. Needless to say, his goal makes the story quite dark. Usually, the MCs in these quick transmigration stories are schemers but this MC is lovable, positive, optimistic, somewhat innocent and forgiving. He believes he's 18 (and acts as such) but nearly all of his hosts usually have flaws and are quite different from what he thinks of himself as. Some examples: first arc, he's a prostitute with a drug problem who is almost... more>> too old for the profession. Second arc: prison imate boss. Third arc: an ugly teenager from a village. I think these roles make some very interesting read.

He got a system called 444, I think. Usually, I find the system very annoying because of the constant chatter and the OP power the system gives. His system is pretty good. It usually only shows up when he calls and can't really help him much but it seems to care about him. So since the system isn't OP and can bail him out and he doesn't have ethereal beauty to win/deceive other people or spiritual/mental power to hypnotize people, he lands in trouble a lot and can easily fail his mission.

First and third arc made me cry buckets. I think I'm sensitive. <<less
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Halmista
Halmista rated it
November 2, 2019
Status: v2c19
This is your typical abusive and gloomy gong gets better because of the happy-go-lucky shou story. What's different is that the shou is not your perfect white lotus, jade-skinned, phoenix eyed beauty with genius intellect and heart-pounding charm. He's disgusting and has no class. He makes lots of mistakes and everything doesn't go as well as he planned it. And I think that makes it refreshing to read.

And this novel stinks by the way. The imagery provided by the author can make you smell their disgusting sh*t that happens haha.... more>> From saliva mixed vomit to unwashed blankets to crusted s*men, the author doesn't hesitate in describing the dirty side of things. Not just literally but figuratively. Which is different from your usual quick wear novels.

Have a try if you're tired of immortal jade beauties cleanly dicking each other in a palace up above the mountains or in their penthouses and spurting their pearly white milk from their dragon pillars. <<less
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mereumsama
mereumsama rated it
March 29, 2019
Status: Completed
Im love with this novel! Its one of those novels which I don't want to end at all. The story is very interesting and fun to read. The execution of the arcs is also nicely done. There are no abrupt happenings in the plot of arcs. What I mainly oike ablout his novel is that the arcs dont become repititive unlike some fast wear. The stories of individual arcs is also very nice, although it mainly focuses on the love story of MC and ML. The MC doesn't instantly come... more>> to love the ML in first arc as he knows that he can't have attachment to them as he needs to go to his real world. But its not like he completely doesnt feel anything for them, he tries his best to let them be happy and cares for them. He also feels guilty when he leaves them alone. So MC is so not a slag. The interaction btw MC and the system are also fun to read, plus there is no uuselessly long monologue in it. I also love the character of MC, how he is so positive and cheerful like the sun. The ML is also very nice and really possessive of MC. Lastly - that plot twist !! I totally didn't see that coming, it changed the entire flow of the novel. (Though I'm not complaining, I like the plot twist.) All in all it is one of my favourite novels and definitely recommend it to those who like fast wear but are fed up of the monotonous plotline and repetitive arcs. If you can't find any good ones give this one a try, its worth it. <<less
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SayMrrp
SayMrrp rated it
January 4, 2020
Status: --
It's a wild read. I still think it's underrated though.

A bit cliche, but I enjoy the MC's silly personality. It's ditzy, but not dumb. Basically, out of the many ban*l BL world-hopping stories, this one's got some spice. The MC isn't treated as perfect or beautiful, which is refreshing. He feels more unique than the low quality and flat porcelain dolls.

EDIT: Yo, you can't censor a perfectly fine word just 'cause it has -an*l in it lmao *insert laughing/crying face*
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ylial
ylial
May 30, 2019
Status: c20
Different from the usual fastwear novel, it made me think of scum shou's survival guide. But for me SSSG is more tormenting (psychologically) haha probably it's my 1st time to read a novel like that. XD

The 2 previous reviews are more detailed, pls refer to em 😂 Just writing a review track my progress XD
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Sarang_Kold
Sarang_Kold rated it
December 20, 2019
Status: v2c25
Reading so far I can say this novel is quite good. The MC isn't arrogant, all-mighty character.

The language is a little bit off-putting (I really mean "a little bit", I like the novel very much). Maybe it's cuz I'm more comfortable with european style of narration without this censure.

The plot is interesting. I liked the first arc, liked the second one, and I'm waiting for the third as well.

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It's so refreshing how the author made the MC firstly a junkie whore, then a prisioner and in the third arc an ugly boy. I'm sick and tired of these perfect, clever and beautiful MCs.

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I hope someone will pick up the translation. <<less
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SilverSerenity
SilverSerenity rated it
December 15, 2019
Status: --
Excellent story, so sad the translator cannot continue this. They have done an excellent job! That being said, while I am not going to pick up the novel (at least I don't plan on it), I have gone ahead and translated the next chapter of the third arc, just not sure where to put it.
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RenTheWitch
RenTheWitch rated it
July 1, 2019
Status: v1c20
So far its... different?, the MC loves to curse and the imaginery is not pretty, so if you arent into physical and psycological abuse, I dont recommend it. I'll try to finish at least one arc to have a better opinion, but so far... u can say the MC has no class, at all lol, and the system just manages to make things worse...

Edit:

Well, first arc finished, slowly we see our MC evolve. He is a kid at heart so his childish personality gets endearing the longer you read. Not... more>> everybody can try to be positive and not break under the pressure of the roles he gets

PS: The translation is very well done <<less
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Yangpa
Yangpa rated it
June 19, 2019
Status: v1c20
This is such a good read, I'm sobbing aaah.

Chen You was really a funny and optimistic character and I really felt how he always try to lighten up the mood (successfully!) That's why it's just heartbreaking when
Spoiler

he dies for Qin Feng

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. Admittedly, it's because he transmigrated but the way he thinks and does things are just so oddly endearing I *blows nose on tissue* I'm in love aah

Definitely a novel to recommend!!
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lukibunny
lukibunny rated it
January 14, 2020
Status: c49
Over all this is a very enjoyable quick transmigration. The stories are interesting. The MC and the system is funny. The ML is a bit too pushy in some of the stories. Overall, I recommend it.

The only arc I have big issues with is arc 7... there seems to be a lot of misinformation... the author should have done more research...

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They found out one of the character has aids and they literally treated it like it was EBOLA or something. All her colleagues rushed to get tested and the media surrounded their hospital... that is not how aids work.. one of the doctors even determined she had aids just because on of his patient has her picture in his wallet and he has aids.... you know people with aids has family that is not affected too and could be in pictures with them.

Author wrote that one guy got aids from a bad blood transfusion... you know they test that stuff before using it right?... and the guy went to get the donor for revenge... I highly doubt you can find the name of your donor so easily...

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AnonymousWildAster
AnonymousWildAster rated it
December 23, 2019
Status: v7c10
I wanna give this a 4.5 but how lol.

Idk where I stopped here. And I'm bad at recalling things so forgive this review.

But srsly I think, v7 or arc 7 would always be my favorite. Yo it's the only part that the ML ... more>>
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didn't acted like a violent overbearing CEO towards the MC. His really kind to MC no violent and forcing huhu.

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And I cried here bro.

But TBH the arc where I cried the most was I think was Arc 5
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the arc where the MC was imprisoned by the ML.

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It's really insane. So I could understand how he had become like that.

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And when they were abroad, his crime was already found out by his own best friend and he knew it was time to get caught, he asked his friend for 3 days to be able to spend his time with MC, after e days he would willingly give himself to the authorities. Then when he was going to be executed, MC, who had died after finding out that his mission is finished asked the system to see the ML whom is already in China, and ML was ready to meet his family after 20 years of suffering alone from his family's injustice and wishes for MC to live happily without him knowing that MC has died already.

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I am not crying.

Welp after that MC had a good life. Also
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MC would met the people whom he played as or the body's his soul resided in each world.

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There's a really big twist before the end that would shock you. (Or maybe it was just me who was shocked lol). And all I can say is: AUTHOR-SAN BRING BACK ALL THOSE TEARS I CRIED FOR WAAAAAH!! I felt I was cheated lol.

Ai, ML is actually the one and the same in every world, theirs also a reason why he doesn't remember anything after each world tho. There's also a big reveal about ML's real identity.

Overall it's a good read. And every person that had a bad end would have a happy ending in the end here. Fufu. <<less
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Mai Mee
Mai Mee rated it
June 15, 2019
Status: v1c20
The only novel (BL or romance or otherwise) with a "silly" MC that somehow doesn't annoy me to death. (Or to dropping.)
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