Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

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This is the story of a person who transmigrated into a world with a radically different worldview.

So different, in fact, that he is considered a female in that world!

Cheng Nuo: What? Why did you say that I’m female?

Author: You only have one Tintin. The males of this world have two Tintins.

Cheng Nuo: No way! My hands are itchy… I want to cut one off!

Associated Names
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穿越异界之冒险记
绝不嫁有两个丁丁的男人
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
03/03/23 lee’s questionable... c81
03/01/23 lee’s questionable... c80
02/27/23 lee’s questionable... c79
02/25/22 lee’s questionable... c78 part2
01/25/22 lee’s questionable... c78 part1
01/19/22 lee’s questionable... c77
12/26/21 lee’s questionable... c76
12/26/21 lee’s questionable... c75
12/20/21 lee’s questionable... c74
12/18/21 lee’s questionable... c73
12/14/21 lee’s questionable... c72
12/12/21 lee’s questionable... c71
12/12/21 lee’s questionable... c70
12/11/21 lee’s questionable... c69
12/10/21 lee’s questionable... c68
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trash_generalist
trash_generalist rated it
September 29, 2022
Status: c93
I thought that the beginning of this novel was actually quite good! The characters had complexity and the setting was really interesting (ridiculous double pen*ses aside). The 3P was handled poorly though, and it kind of ruined the atmosphere and overall plot progression T.T As a result, I ended up not finishing the novel! But, still!!! I think I'll remember the first arc for a long time!

The main premise of this novel is transmigration into an alternate world. Here, there are no females or males (at least, not as we... more>> know it.) There are males who have two pen*ses. And "females" who can give birth who have only one pen*s. Yeah, that part doesn't make much sense, but I found the rest interesting. This world can be considered a fantasy world. Not necessarily your usual cultivation one, but there are similarities. To put it simply, it's a world that's ruled by the strong. Pretty chaotic, especially since certain people, with special abilities and bloodlines, are able to rule over others quite easily. The three main characters all appear as children at first. They lived in the lowest of the low — the slums of this universe.

The MC transmigrates and realizes that he's considered a female in this world. He meets ML1 (red hair) early, who discovers his gender, and ends up becoming his future wife-to-be. Not long after, he's also introduced to ML2 (white hair), who is a little more distant towards him, but undeniably fascinates the MC more from the very beginning. The romantic development between the the starts off sweet, but poor handling makes the 3P rather awkward and unhealthy (I consider it unhealthy since both MLs are constantly feeling hurt and the MC constantly feeling guilty.)

I don't recommend reading this if you don't like infidelity in novels! But, if you're curious about the setting I described, then I think it might be worth a try? The TLs so far are good, and the MTL is at least 65-70% readable. So there's no reason not to!

EXTRA NOTE: This novel does have a couple of smut scenes (more so after the first 70 chapters.) They're not super graphic, but the characters still do the do on screen (and such scenes take up one or two chapters, so yeah!) By the way... the MLs are both younger than the MC. They're both considered adults (15 in their world) by the time they do anything serious, the two are quite mature (both mentally and physically! by that time, but some may have an issue with that! Especially because of the MC's Unknowing-Mary-Sue-Grooming of both of them from the age of ten.

CHARACTERS: 7/10

I want to give this a failing rating just for the MC, but there's no denying that the author appropriately set up everyone's personalities properly to create the mess. I dislike the handling of the 3P, but the foundations are there and it makes sense why the characters do what they do, even if it's s*upid and kind of disgusting.

Cheng Nuo (MC)

Straight guy transmigrated and turned into a "female". He doesn't take things seriously and this ends up messing everything up. From the very beginning, because of his mental age, he saw the two MLs as children to take care of. His White Lotus/Mary Sue personality also makes him the type that would shyly cheat on someone even though he knows that it's wrong just because he can't say no to others. In short, he's a very annoying and scummy person that wears the cloak of someone innocent and kind. It was okay at first, but the further you go, the more annoying he becomes.

Liu Guang (ML1)

Bright and wolfish kind of person. Doggy-like personality. He attaches himself early to the MC because his beliefs has instilled upon him the importance of having a wife to grow up and have children with. He's extremely loyal, and very loving. Unfortunately, the MC treats him as a younger brother. (In my opinion, he was written as the perfect supporting male lead — at least, his role is usually reserved as such. Would have been better tbh. MC doesnt deserve this baby T.T)

Bai Rui (ML2)

Stoic type of ML. (His personality is definitely more aligned with your typical ML role — down to the part where the MC is inexplicably attracted to him despite having a loyal, and loving person right there beside him). He doesn't have much of a personality when not with the MC and fhe ML1. Towards the MC, he's soft and doting. Towards ML1, he's abrupt and cold but not necessarily antagonistic.

ROMANCE: 3/10

The romance is a fail! I'm glad that—in the last couple of chapters I read—the 3p was finally being worked out. But even so, the initial development left some dark, psychological shadows that felt very slimy and disgusting. Not romantic at all! Especially because a lot of depends on the MC's obvious Mary Sue effect...

SETTING: 7/10

The world setting is interesting, and largely why I kept reading this novel. I think it deserves coming back to.

PLOT: 6/10

Theres probably some bigger plot waiting in the later chapters, but the MTL and the MC annoyed me enough that I decided to drop out early, so I can't say for sure! All I know is that the first arc was quite good. The constant running into trouble was very annoying though. There was always some rando coming in to make a mess.

PERSONAL ENJOYMENT: 6.5/10

For the sake of the first arc, which I found charming. I rated this quite high. I quite liked ML1 as well. And the setting cannot be forgotten, so yeah. Even if the MC was annoying, when he was not being a White Lotus about blatantly cheating (like seriously cheating, I'm not kidding), he was not bad.

RATING: 2.95/5

Ahhhh this count have been so much better without the 3P T.T though probably not too much better. But it could have reached 3-3.5 stars. But oh well, despite how negative this review has been, I don't regret reading the novel and trying out this strange world. Wish the author had gone into detail about the setting rather than anything else tbh. Would have been worth even the annoying MC. <<less
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HitchHiker
HitchHiker rated it
August 11, 2022
Status: c78 part2
This story is a fun read. The best one from this writer. The dialogues are funny and the MC is quite likeable. I like that the MC tries his best not to harm anyone and cares about the life and health of mob characters as well. I saw a comment about Bai Rui being selfish and sly and wanted to clarify that that's not the case at all.

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Bai Rui always puts Cheng Nuo's wants and needs ahead of his own and repeatedly puts himself in danger to protect Cheng Nuo. When Bai Mu kidnaps CN and takes him to Snow City, BR literally lets himself get struck to the place he left eight years before - agreeing to become the next city lord and marrying the person his father chose just so that CN can leave and go back to LG. When they were struck in the sealed land, Tao Mo always maintained to CN that he doesn't know the way out. In 6 months, CN never managed to even get him to acknowledge that he knows the way out and probably wouldn't for another 6 months if BR did nothing. BR gets the information of how to get out of the place from Tao Mo after trying for 6 months. He does that even though he doesn't really want to leave and he could keep CN there longer by just not doing anything. He tells CN about it within a few days of finding out even though there's a chance CN would leave him once they get out and the path back is very risky - the chances of getting out alive only about 50% between the ice snakes and magma. If anything, he is way too selfless and undemanding and that helps him a ton because CN always tries to ensure he does not lose out just because he doesn't ask for anything.

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imcalesimper
imcalesimper rated it
August 9, 2022
Status: Completed
Besides all the trails, informations that every reviews above mentioned, I personally think our MC was extremely unlucky lol.

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He got kick in a weird a** world and the male has 2 chinchin, the rule of this world simply crude and harsh for a person who had lived 19 years in a normalized and peaceful society. So his strength isn't OP like many readers wanted him to be, and that's completely fine by me, his character development and *cough* bending his straightness *cough* quite interesting to watch.

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Endgame 3P. Which is a blessing for me cuz I'm here for the harem~ ML1 and ML2 are both cute, they're fire and icy literally when it comes to MC lol.

•ML1 Liu Guang: this one gives me the vibe of a gangsta husband who crude with the world but soft with his loved one. His care and actions give me diabetes fr fr

•ML2 Bai Rui: his screen time was not as much as Liu Guang but I love everytime author wrote bits and pieces of his thought. Icy from the start but then he acted like first time in love highschool girl with blushes, I thought 'Ah my boy has grown up'.

Edit: ML (?) Li Yue: he is the minor villain in the few arcs. His characteristics are quite unique, a child with pitiful past and that's why he was so poisoned and crazy, I mean he was FORCED to become 'female' and that's messed up man... In later chapters, we will see his meeting with out MC in parallel world.

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Although dog blood appeared and ah sh*t here we go again, I love to read our MC's inner thoughts lol, funny to see him mad and cursed lol. <<less
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Likalily
Likalily rated it
September 1, 2020
Status: Completed
The beginning of the chapter is still very good but getting closer to the end of the story it becomes normal and in fact it is better to go straight to smut than having cultivation but only passing through. Honestly I don't like the writer, he made Cheng Nuo hated by the readers because he is more like a girl. It should be emphasized and he is also older so he should be able to make wise decisions instead of hesitating. And I don't like writers who side with seme... more>> because whatever seme does will be justified.

There are still many strange things, why did the MC get pregnant? I know that in this world that has one tintin is a woman but the MC from the earth shouldn't be able to get pregnant or at least be given an explanation of how she got pregnant. And how did she give birth? I read it via mtl and it didn't mention how she gave birth even though she was clearly male unless she was inter**x. And many more things that are not explained.

Actually their love was not based but both ML and Li Yue still had reasons to like Cheng Nuo but why did Cheng Nuo like both ML? I prefer the parallel part of the world because the plot is few and straightforward, the smuts are not disguised. Li Yue's time was very sad. <<less
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Amuseing4me
Amuseing4me rated it
February 9, 2020
Status: c36
Im loving it so far! The pacing is good and the characters are interesting. I'm not sure which team I'm on but looking forward to how it unfolds. I saw there was a pregnancy tag and want to see the babies!!
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SaintlyKindTolerantElder
SaintlyKindTolerantElder rated it
December 20, 2018
Status: c31
Pretty good novel, the characters are well written, and in my opinion the action flows smoothly and the dialogue is detailed enough to not bore the readers, but still make them receive information.

The yaoi thing is a bit... weird, but thankfully I am open minded enough about these sort of things to not really care. Thank god this novel doesn't have underage s*x, like a certain sh*t yuri novel, but it still has some weird parts that happens when the protagonist is still underaged.

I like it.
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Golex9000K
Golex9000K rated it
January 24, 2023
Status: c44
Many times MC got into trouble he thought like he's in the old world, I wish he could be more vigilant.

The only way to know if someone is a female is that, she is dressed like one and have long hair... oh boi.

I can't even imagine how to like the opposite gender if I can only go after hair and cloth.

This maybe the most useless MC I have ever read so far. He falls into danger in every event and got saved my ML everytime.

*My own note*
Stopped at ch. 60 the translation change and quality lower.
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Evellyn
Evellyn
August 19, 2022
Status: c1
An interesting story with a good plot and an amazing love story.

Don't worrry about the fact that the MC and ML (s) are first children, there is nothing s*xual until they grow.

I really recommend it.
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WordEater
WordEater
June 29, 2022
Status: c49
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I haven't finished it yet but I feel like Chen Nuo's role in this story is a bit bland. Like I get it, he's the main character who transmigrated to such a strange world but like, why is he always the one needing to be saved??? So yes his element is more on defensive and healing but couldn't he train his physical strength or endurance? I mean even a physique of a ten year old there could be trained to take down adult men without any cultivation so for sure if he tried, he could have gotten stronger like Liu Guang in his adolescence. So much for feeling sorry that Bai Rui and Liu Guang had to be injured most of the time.

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Also, I am feeling a bit sorry for Liu Guang. It seems like Chen Nuo's more interested in Bai Rui based on how his internal narrative becomes more hyper. Haha, more than the ML, Liu Guang seems more like that 2nd ML aka Supporting Male Lead.

Maybe I would continue this in the future and see if this would change my thoughts but for now, I'm off to work on stuff.
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gingko.biloba
gingko.biloba rated it
July 6, 2021
Status: Completed
Its a pretty good story at first though the settings is a little bit weird to me. The interaction of the characters are cute the flow of the story is okay but going to the end makes me bored or pretty much predictable.

The extra chapters are better than the main story. It would be nice to have a sequel for CN and LY

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In my personal opinion, I prefer the extra chapters haha.


Since the all MC's traits are expressed fully to Li Yue rather than being active to Liu Guang or being passive to Bai Rui. And besides Li Yue can be black bellied like Bai Rui and be clingy like Liu Guang.
Honestly I kinda pity Liu Guang since from the start I feel that the MC had good feelings for Bai Rui though the MC told promise that he would marry him and he like him, I think his like for him stems from the responsibility (since MC treats him as a brother). I feel that MC disregards Liu Guang feelings in the aspect where he already knows that he doesn't like Bai Rui and he doesn't like him to interact with Bai Rui because he thinks that's only a children squabble. If Liu Guang is more vocal then he wouldn't suffer sharing with others.
As for Bai Rui, I commend him for using his brain well haha successfully seducing MC. He knows when to execute his plans very well. He already knows that MC is already promised to marry someone else but he still approach him (he knows that the MC had good impressions for him) and make things complicated.
Overall, MLs know MC is softhearted so they take advantage of it so what hahaha they all living happily and it's a happy ending for them (i think, since they all leared to compromised at the end)

As for Li Yue, well if you can be honest to him then you will be free of burdens anyways as long as you're happy then that's good. Congratulations for reaching your goal.

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yunkitte
yunkitte rated it
March 6, 2021
Status: c55 part2
i really enjoy their interactions, are so funny, cute and when they grow up you can feel the s*xual tension
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Cole
Cole rated it
January 30, 2021
Status: Completed
well, I didn't expect to like the extras better than the main story.

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I originally thought that the extras would just the life of the CN family but I didn't expect it would be a parallel world with LY and CN as the cp (because I didn't browse the table of contents before reading so I didn't have a clue). After reading, I lamented why the extras was so short T__T I didn't have enough, , , , , anw, I think I won't reread the main story in the future, only the extras. If this novel were to be given a spin-off continuing the life of LY and CN then it would be amazing.

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the MC is cute and likeable. Out of the two ML's I like BR more than LG, but including the extras, I like LY more than the two of them.

the main story was decent at best, I was getting bored starting from chapter 80 onwards, I was only continuing to read for the sake of finishing it and be done with it. I wasn't even gonna bother with the extras until I saw the title of the extras and unexpectedly, I liked it more than the main story. (Saying it again cause I really liked the extras :P) <<less
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