My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

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Pet shop owner Tang Wan was accidentally reborn into an interstellar world. When he opened his eyes, he found himself automatically married to a vegetable via the StarNetwork. A social status worth ten billion yuan; but with an unconscious husband, he was unable to withdraw any money. Tang Wan held the empty position of the First Gentleman, but was, in fact, a poor man.

In order to secure his future livelihood, Tang Wan was bound to the “Earth Pet System” and returned to his old business, with the goal of saving money, getting a divorce, and looking for a second spring!

After thousands of years of evolution, Earth’s energy depletion had long been abandoned to the distant corners of the Milky Way. All of the animals in the galaxy had evolved tremendously, and little furry cute ones only lived in textbooks. When Tang Wan and his cute little ones appeared, they became the treasures of the whole universe! The pet shop soon became famous in the interstellar world, and the whole universe lined up to be cat s*aves~

Finally surviving past the compulsory marriage period, Tang Wan happily took off the diamond ring worth billions: he can finally sell it for money!

However, Tang Wan could never have imagined that when he sat down at the dining table on a blind date with some fresh meat, the vegetative partner that he had come to an agreement with would suddenly open his eyes.

Gong: I heard you sold your wedding ring for one billion yuan?

Tang Wan reached out and pushed him down on the bed: Open what eyes, quickly close them.

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VPOHE
植物人伴侣在我逃跑后气得睁眼了
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Review
62 Reviews


Anra7777
Anra7777
Feb 15, 2020
Status: c53.2
It's a story I can't stop reading, but I have serious issues with it. On the one hand, it's very fluffy. On the other, I couldn't stand the ML for a long time (and rather still can't, because of how overbearingly possessive he is), from the first chapter we learn that the interstellar society is in some ways very regressive (I have no trouble imagining the horror stories that could arise from the author's society of... more>>
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forced marriage and one sided inability to divorce

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, which the author later tries to mitigate to little avail), and the author clearly hasn't done her research on sometimes basic points.

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For example, the author asserts as fact that rabbits are omnivorous. Do I even need to point out this is wrong?

For example, MC has multiple hamsters living together. I've heard that it is dangerous for hamsters to live together as they tend to fight and kill each other.

For example, MC is shown to be a "saavy" businessman, when I could clearly see problems in his negotiations strategy. And I'm not a saavy businesswoman.

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There are also times when the author forgets that the MC is
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pretending to have amnesia and the MC talks about his former life.

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I think what offended me the most, so far, was chapter 43, when we first meet
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the mother-in-law.

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The author seems to understand a little about
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mental illness, enough that her behavior resembles a real illness

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but not enough, as she makes some claims that show that she really doesn't understand how it works.
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Saying things like, "if you, MC, left, ML would be the same." If ML had inherited his mother's illness, he should have been diagnosed by that point and should have been receiving treatment.

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I found the lack of empathy in the comments equally disturbing. But maybe my viewpoint is skewed.
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Yes, I agree that what she did was terrible, and ML has every single right to never want to see her again. And the grandfather was monumentally s*upid for handing the ML back to her. But I also feel some sympathy for her in that she never received any treatment for her illness simply because she resisted it, which most mentally ill people do.

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As I said, I have trouble resisting reading this story, so I'll continue. It's just that there are things about this story that get on my nerves, and now you can judge whether they'd get on your nerves too. <<less
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YoriMei
YoriMei
Jan 12, 2020
Status: Completed
A very enjoyable read, but also your standard fluffy BL story. As per usual, MC is the only one who remembers earth things (like stories), has a live stream with cool earth things only MC has and accidentally wormed their way into ML's heart. I appreciate that we went immediately into the marshal awakening rather than wait around.

plot is mostly just MC and ML faffing about until like the last 10 or 15 chapters and then the plot and mystery of who MC originally was finally starts but even that... more>> is wrapped up extremely quick and they abandon the MC's gun skills plot point. Characterization isn't bad either, but it's your standard fluffy everyday life affair 95% of the time. Since all the pets does sell meng, you're not bombarded with animal facts either and I truly appreciate that while the story ends a bit abruptly, it doesn't overstay it's welcome. <<less
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kkaral7
kkaral7
Jul 01, 2019
Status: c12
MC transmigrates to another world where all animals are extinct and humans and beastmen coexist. He is forced to marry a general (ML) who is in a coma. At the start of the story, the MC is trying to divorce his coma husband but ML wakes up just in time to stop him. It turns out the ML was not just in a coma, he could turn into his weaker form, a cat, since he was a beastmen and spent time with the MC who is a cat s*ave. MC... more>> has the ability to buy cute animals that are extinct in the current world, and ML gets jealous seeing MC cuddle other animals.

Not many chapters out but so far its very cute story with a fun premise, so definitely worth the read <<less
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shouahang58
shouahang58
Jun 24, 2019
Status: c12
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the beginning starts a year after he transmigrated.


Love how ML is easily a vinegar eater! LMAO! Always jealous when MC hold a pet cat!
and how MC is always telling ML to meow when ML is in his small tiger (cat?) form!
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dee_ism
dee_ism
Mar 26, 2020
Status: --
3.5/5

A very light read. It's nice and cute, but not memorable. Basically a filler novel to spend your time with. But it's not bad, it's just so so... but it still nice :)
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remyrem
remyrem
Oct 15, 2021
Status: Completed
I was lowkey disappointed that it started right as the ML woke up, since I would've loved seeing him build up his business, but after a while I think it actually fit the theme of the story. This isn't a story about how MC adapts to a new world and sets up his life, but rather a story about MC and ML's growth as a cute couple.

It's a cute, short and simple read where the world is expansive but simplified and the angst is kicked out before it can affect... more>> the story too much. MC is a feisty pseudo-S business-minded facecon who loves furbabies, and ML initially seems to be a cold, domineering Marshall but is actually a vinegar-chugging henpecked husband. Their growth from a one-sided marriage to mutually spoiling each other is adorable, and

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as someone who tends to be squicked by mpreg but loves CP lovechilds, the ending was particularly satisfying.

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Also, for usual danmei/yaoi readers, rejoice! There's no noncon or dubcon! ML is very obedient towards wifey, and there are no scenes of ML losing control and pursuing MC. Even though it's not shown, it's satisfying when they finally get together.

That said, I mean it when I said it's a simple read. Don't come in for serious extreme world building or logic, and don't expect every plot point to be fully reconciled. This is really just something to read when you want some mindless sweetness with just enough plot that you don't end up with empty cotton candy. <<less
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1Sami
1Sami
Jun 26, 2020
Status: c8
I know I'm only on chapter 8 but I can't bring myself to read anymore. I thought the novel would be an interesting read but it's just s*upid. The MC is an idiot and the ML acts clingy for no reason. He's been cuckolded while he was in a coma and still loves the MC so much that he won't divorce? The story plot just doesn't make sense to me
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RipeApricot
RipeApricot
Jul 31, 2021
Status: Completed
A GEM! A DIAMOND! SO PRECIOUS!!!

I finished it today (probably the 2nd or 3rd day of reading it) and I'm still so freaking happy and excited!

- This is so good! - Fluffy! - Have a really nice plot! - Light and Fun! -Really sweet and realistic!

DON'T JUDGE THE BOOK BY IT'S COVER

I also want fur children like Tang tang!! ... more>>
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and their darling daughter looks completely unexpected and pretty

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Among every meng pet he had, Xuan Feng is my favorite, I hope there's more exposure for him.

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•• I wish there's more on the healing ability than what's just writen, like maybe he can use it in a fight or something. •• Then the mother in law part, I wish she's fine and they're happy, but that's the plot what am I gonna do lol. •• Then I wish to see more in Tangtang and Xiao Ye's scene, they haven't seen each other for years and Tingye really is a good brother. I wish Tangtang will spoil him more and give him more love that he deserves. •• And I remember the crown prince... poor guy. That's all.

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WORTH READING! DON'T MISS THIS GEM! I'M NOT LYING! SWEARING ON MY LAST BIT OF APRICOT!

-RipeApricot <<less
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Nyankochi
Nyankochi
Apr 14, 2020
Status: Completed
Light, fluffy and super duper cute. It's literally just full of meng tbh and I. LOVED. IT!

The main story is resolved, some minor plotholes but I feel that the ending was fine as it was.

The parts that were drama were so little that you kinda just felt happy that the plotholes weren't discussed cause that would just mean drama.

... more>> I wish I knew who would be the new Crown Princess.

Oh and how the younger brother would react the the two babies ???

The summary of the story was a bit vague not really capturing the plotline properly so I was lost at the beginning but I loved this novel. I finished it in less than a day so this was a nice quick reas without any angst or drama so a relaxing, full of meng, kind of story!! <<less
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amruta
amruta
Mar 10, 2020
Status: Completed
This is a solid 3 stars. Pressed the 5 button by mistake.

The story is fluffy enough. The main drawback is nothing is explained about the world, MC's system and about the powers humans can have. There is no world building whatsoever. This novel would be utterly confusing to someone not familiar with such stories.

The romance is ok. At the start of the story, ML has already fallen for MC. So he simply indulges the MC when he wakes up from his "coma". We never see the process of ML falling... more>> for MC.

The story is light. A good read as a filler. <<less
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QCY
QCY
Mar 01, 2020
Status: Completed
Filler novel material - the stopgap read to satisfy your cravings before something great actually comes out (which is pretty hard to find these days). This is a very fluffy book, not much going on and there isn't really any sense of crisis because you know the main character is super OP and nothing wrong is ever going to happen.

In fact, the drama was all very much in the background and as one of the other comments pointed out, the loopholes in the book that may be pretty disturbing. (The... more>> one where if you marry military personnel you can't divorce (like what???) and then the lack of understanding about mental illness).

(Sorry I can't write any more, I'm getting this confused with some other book and this pretty much shows how unmemorable it is).

The only thing I disliked was the beginning, because if you are unfamiliar with the reincarnation/system troupe, you would be very confused because the world building and setup was weak and the "Earth Pet System" was never formally introduced. Even I was thrown off because of the abruptness; without the summary I would've been quite confused.

It's a meh book for me; not quite sure why I even started a review but now that I've typed it might as well just post it. <<less
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ri_n
ri_n
Jul 11, 2019
Status: Completed
4.5 for me but since it's quite fun and entertaining to read, I gave it a 5.

This novel is more on the fluff and slice of life kinda feel rather than actual angst and drama. There's no war nor heavy conflict, basically just an easy read.

It focuses more on the MC summoning cute pets and broadcasting it. Heck, even the development of the relationship between the MC and ML weren't that focused on.

The part that irked me a bit was that the ending was kinda meh.

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It was about the MC wanting a baby like Da Zhuang (coz he already knew that Zhuang = ML and so wants a baby) but ML doesn't really want to have a child. It's quite funny how distressed he was but still, his opinion was totally disregarded that it felt bad.

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Though this novel has a lot of loopholes, it's recommended for those that wants to read something but doesn't really want to rack their brains trying to figure out conspiracy theories within the novel. Just reading it as is given. <<less
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AmNut Obcess
AmNut Obcess
Jul 05, 2019
Status: Completed
So cute! Love it very much. A pity there wàs no extra. Wanted to see their children grow very well esp the tigress ?
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bookmunchies
bookmunchies
Nov 18, 2021
Status: c55
It's fine, the characterization is sorta weird but for fast food it's passable.

Like, the ML is incredibly spoiled and pampered but later we find out he's been horrifically abused, the MC finds out exactly what ML been thru but he's like, if abuser wants forgiveness that's fine that's great I'll be nice unless they show themselves as unapologetic, which like, dude fr? The MC is basically an influencer and he has a system, but the system might as well not be there? Like, what is it for? Could've just made... more>> it actual summoning ability, instead of a system and later give him a completely different ability which is then not even mentioned.

The setting itself is basically ancient China but in the future, and in space, Earth is shot but Weibo still exists and is going strong even tho 'very few are actually from Earth' but ofc everyone lookin human except most can shift into animal form. There's no real -how you say zaplet in eng?- like there's no real part that the plot resolves around? Idk if you get my meaning but basically it's just their daily life after the forced marriage with not much happening in the front, but family drama in the far far background that don't even actually make waves.

The animal part of the story is not good, not good at all, it's actually annoying how it's presented as great care when it's bad care that looks good in the eyes of ppl who don't research the pet they have. It's also sooooo sexist in a very casual way, and tbo, the 'gotta have s*x of married' law, and the government assigning marriage is bull, like, ppl can't get preggo so why is s*x essential? They just combine dna and the baby is made in a box and it stays there until it's finished developing so making s*x a legal responsibility for the reason of ''babies'' makes 0 sense.

All in all, not recc but not dissuading, read if you wanna chew on smth. <<less
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renatata
renatata
Jul 30, 2021
Status: c45
I didn’t find the fluff to be very tasty or compelling, and the livestream segments seemed to me to be over enthusiastic. Like MC could’ve done literally anything and everyone would’ve been falling over themselves to adore him and throw him money.

The romance, I just didn’t really feel it, it didn’t feel that interesting. The ML is always overly jealous and angry, constantly storming out of rooms, the MC doesn’t seem to like him as more than a handsome and furry face 90% of the time. Even in the last... more>> few chapters the MC doesn’t doesn’t value his opinion on
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when they should have kids and straight up tells him his opinion doesn’t matter. Also I thought the way they treated the babies was horribly sexist and they’ll probably give both of them, especially the boy, complexes. Girls shouldn’t be judged on how easy they are to marry and how “fierce” they may or may not look, and baby boys deserve affection. Denying them affection out of jealousy and to “toughen them up” is cruel.

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I thought that the mother in law wasn’t well executed, and that the MC made weird deals with his business partners. Percentage of profits is always going to be more profitable than a fixed lump sum... <<less
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PyonYan
PyonYan
Jun 15, 2021
Status: Completed
First off the summary is more of the background for the story than a summary. The story actually begins where the summary ends.

It's a light fluffy humorous read. But would I read it again? No.

Main reason being both MC and ML, and their relationship. I just don't have the feeling of shipping MC and ML together? Even after they're officially together MC still feels like he's getting the short end of the stick. Yes ML is softer to MC than anyone else but his interactions with MC just felt way... more>> too much like actual digs than flirting (which I guess it's supposed to be?).

MC is way too forgiving, both towards ML and those who had/are harming him. Which is made worse with MC's own past being horrible and not trusting anybody being a main plot pusher in the beginning of the story.

Everything tense/conflicts get resolved way too easily with too little screen time for it. I like OP characs that have everything in the palm of their hands so it's not that it's resolved way too easily. But that most of the resolving is done off screen by other characs. And even in the final confrontation most of the confronting is done by other characters!! ML just sits there and stares icily while MC is rushing there to stop ML from doing something drastic (????). <<less
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Rinmoyi
Rinmoyi
May 31, 2021
Status: Completed
Liked it very much. Full of Fluffiness. :D

ML and MC made a perfect couple and interaction between them was so cute. Would have been better if there were some chapter about their children.

Face slapping was literally satisfying. ^_^
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Rutabaga
Rutabaga
Apr 13, 2021
Status: Completed
The plot might not make sense in the first few chapters (stuff about the comatose ML+it was hard for me to read) , but it does get cleared up later on. Its isn't particularly good, but it's fluffy, and it's quite cute to read.

There's one thing I want to mention, which is the livestreaming MC. It's cliche, it's not fresh, but the author did well on actually stopping the repetitiveness. When it actually started getting a little bit repetitive, (40 chapters?) the author started to wrap up the story.... more>> They didn't drag this story on and on, which is something I appreciate.

Well, read this as a leisure story. The plot isn't particularly special or nice, but the novel itself is quite cute to read. Sorry for the bad English and have a nice day. <<less
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zestylemon
zestylemon
Jan 11, 2020
Status: c47.1
this ticks all the boxes for me :-D

  1. cute animals esp cats ?
  2. the relationship develops logically
  3. ML is possessive and protective in a cute way. Not overbearingly which a lot of novels have (which I don’t mind sometimes but it often gets way too intense) this one is just an easy read
  4. the ML is very respectful and loving!
  5. their interactions are top tier and cute
  6. MC is also very likeable! Funny!
genuinely just an easy no brained read with some kind of underlying plot which isn’t that important tbh HAHA good for when u don’t... more>> want to think.

plus the translations are good! <<less
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Devrai
Devrai
Nov 24, 2022
Status: Completed
Is a rather ok read and better than some but not perfect.

MC transmigrated to the interstellar time and has a earth pet system where he can change popularity for pets. When this story starts, he is already a famous steamer making big money. The only information about his former life is that he died in a car accident and it seems his family life s**ked... The body he transmigrated to was at a garbage planet and he had no memories aside from his name but it became rather obvious that... more>> it is a fake identity.

Later there is (i don't want to call it an arc since it is too short to call it that) a reveal about his heritage and family but the whole story itself centers about MC, his meng pets and his little vinegar jar husband. While the title of this novel implicates that ML just woke up to stop the divorce, that is not exactly correct. ML was too weak and did move around in cub form. So MC "adopted " this adorable tiger cub and did pamper and nourish the sickly cub, not knowing that this is his husband. So this will later become a little problem for fun.

While I feel this novel is not bad, I felt the whole pet summoning system a little bit heartless and lifeless. Usually in pet raising novels you have daily interactions and a kind of slice of life feeling but this is.... hm it's like taking out the pets for streaming and then stuff them back into the system. While the writer describes how "meng" all the pets are behaving, I felt like "naahh... not buying it". So the streaming scenes were rather boring for me.

I gave 4 stars because it is better than a random story but no good enough. While MC and ML give off a wholesome feeling, their communication is... not there. Just ML indulging MC. A lot of plot lines were kind of introduced and then left dangling, like MLs Mother or MCs other ability.

So I would recommend to read it once and see if it is your taste or not. <<less
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