My Corpse is Bohemian

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She is a moving corpse, with no heartbeat, no breathing, no pulse, and no body temperature. Every day, she is thinking about how to prevent corrosion, moisturize, rejuvenate, whiten, and maintain the vitality of her body.

Doing sauna, soaking in hot springs to activate blood circulation, drinking angelica red date chicken soup to replenish qi, eating vegetables and fruits to replenish water, exercising daily to prevent osteoporosis, using her mind at all times to prevent rigid thinking, she is determined to be a good corpse that is healthy, environmentally friendly and pollution-free.

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ศพของฉันแซ่บมาก
我的尸身放荡不羁
雪原幽灵
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GoldenTiger0
GoldenTiger0 rated it
March 24, 2022
Status: Completed
Extremely soft and sweet, especially the romance and interactions of the MC (An Bu) and ML (Jian NingXuan). Filled with fluff, slight horror, adventures (short-lived) and a little angst (very little: at most for 3-4 chapters). It's early romance considering how quick the two wanted to cohabitate. There are myriad of incidents as the MC does part-time jobs from all the walks of the life and the people she saves have their own story. Extremely well-written bringing various emotions to life.

It's the story of a dead corpse whose 5 senses... more>> are incomplete and can only smell and hear well, lives in a colorblind world, devoid of taste sensations and feels no pain, who wants to live life, experience things and tries hard not to be lifeless, saving countless people in order to gather the life value obtained from the rescue. That corpse suddenly meets someone who brings color to the colorblind-self, whose whispers can make her feel sensations on her skin and whose caring melts her corpse-heart. And so, the corpse-shit-shoveler abducted her colorful-cat-master home.

On the other hand, it's also the story of a living-portable-heater whose heat was so strong that he would sweat himself as if walked into rain and couldn't bear temperatures above 27 degree Celsius and no one dare to come close to him and as such without the ACs, all the world was burning with heat for him. Yet he met someone who became the only piece of solace for him, with an ever-lasting cooling effect. The more he knew of his walking-AC, the more he became curious and couldn't help but care for her as she did for him. And so, the hotter-than-a-heater squeezed himself into the home of his colorful-walking-AC.

I really really loved this one even among the other novels of the same author. Especially the couple dynamics. I smiled, I laughed, I questioned, I raged and I cried. The novel had me satisfied in the end.

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Thanks to translator for picking this novel up~ <<less
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flqr34
flqr34 rated it
February 17, 2024
Status: c51
The premise is really nice, a zombie girl who needs yang energy to feel alive slice of life, written for a young adult audience, and the skits alternate smoothly between slight horror, entertainment faceslapping, romance, thriller...

The problems are in the writing of two things:

  1. The ML, he's supposed to be "sweet" but the author could not help making him a controlling jerk who goes against what the heroine asks him explicitly unless she threatens (and even then...) he does not trust her, he stalks her (literally bugging her phone tracking, among other stuff), and he tries his best to isolate her at home, and even prevent her to have simple professional contact with any other guy.
    Spoiler

    I would have liked if the heroine truly had no emotions and just kept him to leech, but obviously it's not what's written, it just make the guy loveable as far as the author is concerned

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  2. The life experience of the MC. She's supposed to have experienced a lot, know a lot, have met a lot of people, have seen them grow old and die, have left them before they noticed she's a zombie, but no, she's written like an eighteen year old who left her hometown and got her first boyfriend and part time job, I guess it's supposed to make her relatable, whereas per the premise she should have been a calculating cold entity with a huge social network and an utilitarian approach, and the ML crush should have been correctly depicted as a passing childish infatuation on his part, she should have seen through right away, and actually not cared about.
meh
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A Loner Reader
A Loner Reader rated it
August 10, 2023
Status: Completed
Read in one sitting!

I love the MC and ML!

The romance is not rushed! I was in the journey with them.

When they met. When they became acquaintances. When they fell in love. When they faced challenges together.

Gosh. I love it ♡♡♡

The MC is a 80+ years old living corpse. While ML is has a rare constitution of extreme Yang physic that can give vitality to MC.

The typical compare-contrast couple. But they hit it off. They're basically born for each other.

It was a nice finish.... more>>
Spoiler

It's a happy ending. Thankfully.

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As another reviewer said, the side characters weren't really fleshed out. Some of them were forgotten wid way. They were suddenly mentioned some chapters later and it made me wonder, "Who are they again?" lol

The MC is an immortal saviour. She's a Queen. It might seem a bit Mary Sue. But she's actually rational. She might have some feelings to save them but at the same time she needs the vitality points to "live". So basically, she's helping others to help herself. Win-win.

She has many sock puppets. If you know what I mean, you know.

Thanks to the translator. I read ahead by mtl so some stuff were confusing. I'll wait and stock pile chapters.~~ <<less
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Nyaa.23
Nyaa.23 rated it
April 24, 2022
Status: Completed
MC is a corpse that's been living for quite awhile. Met her one true love that is ML. They are truly a match made in heaven. ML has a super hot body like literally meanwhile MC has a cold body like a corpse. MC is not like any other corpse. She's a hard worker, a benevolent queen, extreme sport enthusiast, a vet, a flirty person, a billionaire and many more.

Pros :

Cute romance n quite healthy relationship. ML is sooo cute. They really care about eachother and their chemistry is nice.... more>> They handle things maturely while keeping things fun.

MC is okay ish. She has a good moral. She's a lil bit of everything. Doesn't try to standout but she's the child of heaven, what can I say.

Cons : oh boy

Remember the hot ML and cold MC thingy?? Well author kinda forget about that in the middle of the novel. It barely got mentioned after ML told MC about his past.

At the start of the story, it gives off cute-easy-romance w fluff then it turned kinda cliché then turned acting world situation then slight horror then back to romance. It's too much and all over the place.

MC is too op and mary sue?? MC has been living for far too long and just capable of doing things that normal human couldn't?? For example. : MC : I wanna save animals. Ending : enroll into a med school. Everytime MC meets w a man, u bet that man will have some kind of thought about MC.

Side characters??? Hehe. The typical I-am-a-despicable-person-that-will-bully-MC kind of side chara. It's a story of MC, ML, their children?? And side characters that either likes them or got face slapped by them.

I'm only here for the romance and would never re read this again. Kinda rare to find a ML like this one <<less
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ntww12
ntww12 rated it
September 20, 2023
Status: Completed
A super fun story to read! I really enjoyed this light-hearted story about an animated corpse saving lives and her heater boyfriend/husband.

Our FL An Bu is a corpse. Actually she’s a human with a special power of seeing people’s life & death and then she died. In order to have vitality like an alive person, she needs to save people to get some sort of destiny vitality points (I read MTL so the translation may be wonky.) Basically the “vitality” points that she gets from saving people from death must... more>> be higher than her “death” points so that she can be like an alive human that can taste, see colour, feel. She’s striving hard for that! Thus, a lot of the plotlines in the novel is how she saves people. It is very fun. The FL herself is an optimistic person, I feel she has to have that POV in order to live happily as a corpse. She’s brave and adventurous. She can do a lot of things because she’s lived a long time and also she needs to constantly stimulate her brain in order to be alive. So she does seem Mary-Sue but I think it really works for her. She’s just such a fun character.

ML on the other hand has an abundance of “yang” energy that makes him run hot. (A reviewer mentions that the author forgets about this midway through the novel but that’s not true. Its still mentioned later on but briefly.) Due to him feeling utter discomfort and causing a lot of problems to people around him, ML often has a stoic demeanour and doesn’t hang around other people so much. This changes when he meets FL has her cold yin energy makes him feel comfortable and better! They are a match made in Heaven. ML is such a doting lover. He cares so much for FL and often protects her behind the scenes and supports her in all she does. He is really so supportive. I love his character a lot. He sometimes act tsundere.

Also the two of them seem to like bathroom play a lot lololol.

Basically the story is of both of them coexisting, saving lives, travelling together.

The last storyline is so good it made me cry. I love how author ended the story.

But yeah one of the cons of the story is how side characters are introduced and forgotten fast. Its like, they pop up, they’re saved by An Bu, and then bye! Minimal face slapping that ends super fast too. Basically no resolution for some issues faced by side characters as author focuses on FL and ML.

Still a great read though. Especially the romance! Highly recommended. <<less
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solivagantsoul
solivagantsoul rated it
November 24, 2022
Status: --
REALLY CUTEEEEE!

OMG I LOVE LOVEEEE the relationship between the two leads, the ML is so precious and sweet and I love how proactive the MC is to keep her little cat constantly happy and satisfied uwu

the slight emotional up's and downs were a great addition.

... more>> I'm ngl, I wish the characters apart from MC and ML were more prominent and well fleshed out. She supposedly has had 80+ years of living and in those she had multiple lives, it would have been nice for some big-boss drama with badass identities.

regardless, it was a fun adventure seeing such a lively corpse and a sweet ML. <<less
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