The main characters are all those participating in this dating variety show. We see them beaten by MC in every chapter.

MC : Ji Chuhe --- A system placed MC into the heroine of a heart ab*se novel and allowed her to change the plot and her future in any way. MC asked for a strong right hand, which allows her to replicate ridiculous martial art-like moves due to her strength control. She is a menace, an evil person, her logic is warped, and her morals are non-existent. In her previous life she also suffered from poverty and society, which developed into her obsessive love of wealth and abnormal behavior that doesn't care about other people's eyes. She's not a bad person... but she is a bad person. Like a child you want to spank but when you move your hand she bites you like a dog.

ML : Xie Li --- Classic adopted son steals the love from the real son story. ML was separated (lost child) from his family at 6 years old, he was picked up and adopted by a nice couple and was recently reunited with his biological family at age 26... which turns out to be a pile of sh*t he wants to ignore. His greedy conciousless father betrayed his mother, his step-sibling is a little green tea who sets plots against him to further separate the father-son bonding... His personality is as sharp as MC, the two are birds of the same feather and play well together like they're reading each other's minds.

ML's step-sibling : Xie Sirui --- The adopted son in the Xie family. He grew up loved and pampered as a single child, he decided to play in the entertainment industry putting off inheriting the Xie company when abruptly the real son came back to the family and disrupted his plans. His jealousy and hate for Xie Li drive his plots to slander and tear him down.

OG ML : Qi Beimo --- The cold-hearted dominating CEO of the entertainment company MC works for. His sticky obsession with his white moonlight (OG FL) led to him bringing in girlfriends one after another to create scandals to provoke her jealousy. Signing a contract with unpopular female artists - Girlfriend contract: Qi Beimo gives resources and the girlfriend plays their part to the public (most fall in love with him). His role in the heart-ab*se novel is clear in the beginning chapters of the novel so I won't detail it. He likes MC and is trying to rekindle whatever imaginary spark he thought they had, do not forget my friends. This man is a s*umbag, he may soften your heart while reading the novel, but step back and look objectively at the bigger picture, he is still a selfish irresponsible s*umbag in his choices.

OG ML's ex : Xiong Yuqian --- After signing a girlfriend contract with Qi Beimo and being released after 3 months, she thought her love for him was real. She thought that MC, Qi Beimo's next contract girlfriend, seduced him and broke their relationship up... She was wrong and after attacking MC a bit and being brutally defeated she grew to like MC and is now another fun member in the party.

Playful Female Artist : Lou Tingfei --- She isn't connected to the other characters and meets them for the first time on the variety show opening, she is one of the most playful characters laughing and poking fun. During casting, she paid the director to be cast directly since she heard Qi Beimo + current girlfriend + ex-girlfriend would be on this dating variety show, and she wouldn't miss the drama for anything. She loves to partner with MC and watch and support her mischief from the sideline.

OG FL : Wen Tang --- The first love of Qi Beimo who broke up with him abruptly and fled abroad. She has possessive tendencies towards 'her men' and harasses MC since Qi Beimo likes her. She is poisonous but likes to show a gentle weak image to the public. Ah, she also has a kid with Qi Beimo. But this s*umbag Qi Beimo, in both the novel and current timeline, chooses to ignore her and long for the MC that he wronged till death...

OG FL's foot wipe: Ming Yang --- He has an unrequited love for Wen Tang (she knows but uses him with the best friend card) and chooses her happiness over his own. He would rather help Wen Tang get together with Qi Beimo than try to formally woo her. Foot wipe. Anyway, after coming into contact with the MC antidote for s*upidity he has been exposed to a rainbow of colorful emotions and is relaxing his fixation on Wen Tang.

Other minor characters like MC's manager, MC's assistant, OG ML's secretary, and here and there characters. They also shine on their own, but they are not the focus of the story.

*Context* MC left the bar where that OG ML disrespectfully brought her and headed to the barber shop to change her look.

I don't know if it was a natural skill of the barber, but in the next half hour, his mouth didn't stop, and his words were as close as pouring beans.

"Is this your first time coming to our store? Do you want to apply for a membership card and get a 50% discount on perming and dyeing? There is a discount now, top up 5, 000 and get 500 free."

"No."

"I think you'll look better with dyed hair. Brown is very popular now. Do you want to dye your hair?"

"Need not."

"Why don't you cut it shorter? Shorter will look better."

"No."

The wrinkles between Ji Chuhe's eyebrows were getting deeper and deeper, but the barber didn't know it. He waved his hand holding the scissors and said nonstop: "I suggest you do some care. Your hair is a bit rough. Don't you bleach it often?"

"No." Ji Chuhe raised her long black eyelashes and looked at the barber behind her through the bright mirror: "I just got out of jail. I didn't have time to take care of my hair in jail."

The barber paused, his mouth opened into an O shape of shock. He asked doubtfully, "How, how did you get in?"

Ji Chuhe said lightly "Oh": "The last time I went to get my hair cut, the barber kept talking too much. I couldn't help but stab him with the scissors. I was sentenced to two and a half years."

The barber quickly closed his open mouth and even lowered his voice: "What do you think of this length?"

"good."

With no one chattering in his ears, Ji Chuhe closed his eyes contentedly.

Sure enough, this trick still works.

*Context* MC is on a variety show with 5 others (OG ML, OG ML's ex, a playful female idol, ML, and ML's step-sibling). It's 16 degrees celsius and they are climbing a mountain to visit the shrine of marriage and wealth. It's really cold and the artists are dressed too lightly so MC decides to help.

*ALSO* The speech in brackets is the audience's comments from the live broadcast. Since they are filming a variety show live. OG ML = Qi Beimo, OG ML's ex = Xiong Yuqian, fun female idol = Lou Tingfei, ML = Xie Li, ML's step-sibling = Xie Sirui/ (also called 33). MC is Ji Chuhe.

Luo Tingfei turned her head and glanced again. Xie Li had his hands in his coat pockets, showing no intention of showing gentlemanly demeanor.

She puffed out her cheeks, a little annoyed.

Someone suddenly patted her shoulder from behind, and Luo Tingfei turned around——

"ah!!!!"

The nearly broken scream made Qi Beimo and the others who were walking in front look back, and then, broken expressions appeared on several people's faces at the same time.

[What's wrong with Feifei? Didn't he fall? 】

[I'm speechless. It's all Xie Li's fault for suggesting climbing the mountain. It's definitely dangerous in such a cold day.]

[My friends feel something is wrong. This is the first time I see this expression on 33's face.]

[It can't be a ghost attack, I heard that Luoyun Mountain is a bit evil]

The cameraman carrying the machine turned the camera, and then the audience outside the screen showed the same expression. Even the barrage in the live broadcast room paused for a few seconds.

Ji Chuhe was seen wearing a black hood, the same as the one worn by the kidnappers, which covered his head and neck tightly, leaving only his eyes and mouth exposed.

At this moment, two hot eyes shot out from the holes in the black hood. Ji Chuhe held another hood of the same style in his hand and promoted: "Pure cashmere, very warm, 5, 000 yuan, okay?"

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Ji Chuhe, what are you doing? What are you doing? ! 】

[What is the difference between this and defecating in public? ? ? 】

[Maybe it doesn't stink? 】

[This sister always brings me surprises, oh no, it's shocking (pinching the philtrum) ]

[Is there no one in the domestic entertainment industry that you care about, sister?]

[I suggest you check Ji Chuhe carefully, it doesn't look like he's acting]

Compared to the others, Luo Tingfei, who was closest to them, was the most frightened. Tears welled up in her eyes and she shivered even more violently: "No, no need, I'm not that cold."

"Really? I see you are shaking like this."

That's because I was scared of you. Luo Tingfei thought to himself.

But she still forced herself to nod: "Really, I'm really not cold."

Just stay away from me.

Ji Chuhe regretfully put the hood back into his bag: "Okay, tell me if you need it. This is really warm."

Seeing that the others were still staring at her, Ji Chuhe blinked: "Do you want it too?"

[How did she say the word "also"? Who would want something like this? ]

[Actually, I am a bit...]

[I also want it a little bit. Is this allowed to be said? ]

[It looks so warm. Every time I go out in winter, no matter how much I wear, my face gets flushed by the wind]

*****Skipping through some text******

Luo Tingfei was already catching a cold and sneezed twice.

She turned around and looked at Ji Chuhe hesitantly.

The quilted hood reaches just below the neck and looks really warm.

A few minutes later, when the camera turned to the end of the team again, two dark heads broke into everyone's sight.

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!]

[Ji Chuhe, what did you do to my daughter? ! Feifei! ! ! This can't be done! ! ! 】

[Feifei, if you are kidnapped, just blink! 】

After all, Luo Tingfei is a little girl with the burden of being an idol. Facing the questioning looks of everyone, she hid behind Ji Chuhe and stumbled and said, "Indeed, it is indeed quite warm."

Can you keep me warm? This is a pure cashmere hood specially provided by the system.

Fortunately, she had a good business sense and asked the system for a few more.

Ji Chuhe calmly comforted her: "It's okay. The truth is this. When a person poops outside, he may feel ashamed, but if a group of people poops outside, then that place is the toilet."

"As Lu Xun once said, there are no roads in the world. When more people walk on it, it becomes a road."

"Same for the toilet, oh no, " Ji Chuhe pulled at his black hood, "Same for the hood."

[..... ]

[Lu Xun opened the coffin lid and slapped Ji Chuhe in the face overnight]

[I think what she said makes sense. Someone come and wake me up.]

[Is it my imagination? Why do I feel that other people's expressions are a little shaken?]

[No! want! ah! ]

A few minutes later, six dark heads appeared in the live broadcast room.

[I will spend my whole life to heal everything I saw today]

*Context* Because MC frequently fights with her anti-fans on Weibo and earns a maddog title for herself, her company arranged an 'Artist's Ethics class' for her to reintegrate into society. What was originally a one-lesson review of proper artist etiquette turned into a full-time position for the invited teacher... It's been many weeks and the teacher is still struggling with this monkey MC.

The teacher of the Arts and Ethics class started by teaching Ji Chuhe polite language: "When we address other companies, we usually use the word 'Your Company'. The word 'Your Company' shows respect."

This is a method Ji Chuhe learned from his friend who is a kindergarten teacher after he failed several exams in a row.

Don't treat her as a normal person, treat her as a monkey who doesn't understand human language.

Integrating monkeys into human society is a difficult and great task.

Teacher Yide took a deep breath and smiled patiently: "Student Ji Chuhe, can you draw inferences from this example? In what other situations can this word be used?"

Ji Chuhe said immediately: "If someone gets crazy, they can ask you if you have any serious illness."

"no--"

"When someone dies, having a grand funeral is a waste of money."

"Wait a moment--"

Ji Chuhe was about to say something when her cell phone rang. She reached out to hang up when the system suddenly spoke.

[She is the protagonist's mother. ]

Ji Chuhe paused, then stood up with his phone in hand: "Teacher, I'm going out to answer a call."

"Who's calling? The class isn't over yet."

Ji Chuhe thought for a moment and said, "It's yours."

"You know how to use it, don't you? Hey, you didn't mean to--"

The door slammed shut, cutting off the teacher's chatter. Ji Chuhe answered the phone, and the God of Wealth's voice was pleasant and melodious: "Are you Ji Chuhe? I'm Qi Beimo's mother. We met last time. When are you free? I want to talk to you."

"Now."

Lu Xueqin didn't expect her to be so decisive. She paused for a moment before saying what she had prepared: "This afternoon is also fine—"

"Why in the afternoon? I'm free now." Ji Chuhe's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly, "Where are you? I'll go find you."

Lu Xueqin hesitated: "It's not convenient for me now."

"What? Are you taking a break? Poop or pee? Half an hour is enough, right? If not, I'll go find you in the bathroom and we can talk through the bathroom door."

Lu Xueqin:...

No, is she sick?

Lu Xueqin's temples were throbbing, and she gritted her teeth and asked, "Why are you so anxious?"

"I'm in a hurry to reincarnate."

With that five million, Ji Chuhe could be reborn into a new person.

On the road to prosperity, if she is not anxious, who will be?

"Tell me a place quickly. I'll take a shared electric bike. Oh no, I'll just take a taxi."

Lu Xueqin gave an address in a daze and hung up the phone before she realized that she was being led by the nose.

"No, why is she so active? Is this a trick?" Lu Xueqin recalled how she looked crazy after drinking that day, and immediately became alert, "Uncle Zhang! Where's the bulletproof vest? Yes, I'm going to the war zone, and I'll take the bulletproof helmet with me."

On the other side, Ji Chuhe spent a huge amount of money to take a taxi to the cafe.

It was just a kiss, not a heinous crime. Even if Xie Li was in front of her, she didn't need to feel guilty.

Yes, even when facing Xie Li, she should not feel guilty.

Ji Chuhe prepared herself mentally in the cold wind, but when she saw the familiar license plate, she subconsciously went to the back seat.

Seeing this, Xie Li locked the door and honked the horn twice.

Ji Chuhe was forced to sit on the passenger seat. As soon as he got in the car, his back was straighter than if he had been dead for three days.

She said to herself, it was just a small episode, let it go.

However, someone seemed to be deliberately making things difficult for her.

Xie Li tapped the steering wheel casually with his fingertips and gave him a look: "Before I left on a business trip, I asked you to think about it. What have you come up with now?"

Ji Chuhe said seriously: "I am still young, you have to allow me to make mistakes."

"Is that the excuse you came up with?"

Ji Chuhe retorted: "It's a reason."

"Okay, reason." Xie Li nodded, "Then how long can you use this reason? What are you going to say in the future?"

"Even if I'm old and useless in the future, all the mistakes I made will be written off." Ji Chuhe grinned.

He glanced at Xie Li from the corner of his eye. He was driving and didn't seem angry.

Ji Chuhe breathed a sigh of relief.

However, not long after, when passing a fruit stand, Xie Li suddenly stopped the car on the side of the road and said, "Go down and buy some strawberries."

Ji Chuhe was puzzled: "Why buy strawberries?"

"I felt like I tasted of strawberries when you kissed me."

Ji Chuhe:...

"Not actually strawberries."

"Is that blueberry?"

"Not really, " Ji Chuhe said faintly, "It's just that you're unlucky to meet me."

Xie Li narrowed his eyes and said nothing.

But when Ji Chuhe saw his reaction, he immediately had a bad feeling.

It's over, time to start making trouble.

Sure enough, he would bring up the topic of her kissing him every three sentences.

"Look at those two dogs over there, are they kissing?"

Ji Chuhe responded: "I've seen that yellow dog before. It was kissing another dog a few days ago. What does this mean?"

Xie Li: "It means that the one who seduces and then abandons is a dog."

Ji Chuhe:...

"Do those two clouds look like two people?"

Ji Chuhe took a look and it really looked like two heads leaning against each other: "Clouds are so illusory, they will soon disperse."

Xie Li nodded in agreement: "Yes, it's a good thing you are different from the clouds, otherwise I would send you to the sky right now."

Ji Chuhe:...

"Why aren't you talking?" Xie Li sighed in a teasing tone, "It's so quiet, I thought we would always have mouth kisses."

Ji Chuhe:?

Xie Li slowly corrected himself: "I was wrong. I have something to say."

Ji Chuhe:...

Someone come and rescue her.

It was not until he got home that Xie Li calmed down and walked straight to his room.

Ji Chuhe's stomach growled with hunger, and he called him anxiously: "Xie Li, it's time to make dinner."

Xie Li paused and said seriously, "You can't cook when you're pregnant. It's not good for the baby."

"Who's pregnant?"

"Me, yours." Xie Li looked at her confidently, "Has no one told you that kissing can lead to pregnancy? Oh, it's normal that you don't know since you've never been in a relationship."

Ji Chuhe:?

No one told her that kissing could lead to pregnancy, but at least she knew that men couldn't give birth to children!

It was not until Xie Li slammed the door that Ji Chuhe came to his senses.

She wiped her face and said, "It's over. I'm crazy."

Xie Li is crazy, and she is almost going crazy.

The FL embodies the straight (daredevil) and sharp (poisonous) character.. She lets herself go completely (without any fears nor worries) .

ML seems novice compared to FL~ ML only uses his venomous tongue to fight, but FL is like a firecracker who spouts fire and lashes sparks (verbally and physically) .

I like reading the variety show and how they interact with each other. I also like that there's not much drama.

Romance was super frustrating at first because FL is a woodblock! It's good that ML perseveres in his (not-so-silent?) chase.

Personally I like this because the feelings are so obviously reciprocal. They both like each other, there's no sh*t like the ML chasing one sidedly without any spark of interest from the FL.

Ji Chuhe is so clearly (unconsciously) biased towards Xie Li that you can't help but root for them.

I stand with my belief that she fell first. She just has a hard mouth and Xie Li has better EQ so he started chasing first. By