I Might Be A Fake Cultivator


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On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God.
When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father’s immense debt, putting his life at risk.
After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.

After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the ‘God Of War System,’ and a pass to a new realm.
Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin’s new life with his ‘great’ new system!

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New hawlol rated it
February 8, 2020
Status: c234
Unfortunately, boring.

The premise of an annoying system that bugs the MC is barely showcased and he becomes too op too fast. The old been trash the entire life but now everything he wants falls into his lap.

Although the premise should be modern cultivation, most of the story is spent in the Heavenly Court which is a basic cultivation world.

... more>> The system is inconsistent and the quests and requisites for a level up are either boring or unreachable (Ex: 10 billion push ups or absorb 5 spirit stones)

There's barely any comedy, or if it has, it just didn't make me laugh. It's not original, with Da Bai, the dog, being a clone of Dodou from Cultivation Chat Group, for example.

After 230 chapters it grew so boring with some random queen ant attack that I just couldn't read anymore. <<less
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New tarsom rated it
February 1, 2020
Status: c475
It has good amount of humor, action, comedy (lots) and most interesting is no harem. Romance is pretty good but slow. It has decent story plot and most of all no annoying villain..
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pomoli rated it
July 15, 2019
Status: --
It's comedy, but not the kind I like, try it though, it's actually less ridiculous than many xianxia despite being parodic :


    • Few to no face slapping, at least in the beginning.
    • Many characters behave mostly like people, and not absolute crazy sociopaths all the time.
    • The System quirky nature.

    • MC is attracted to every girl he sees.
    • MC delusion of grandeur is too much for me.
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July 25, 2019
Status: c1976
A decent novel, no harems, there's only one female lead and the protagonist is 100% loyal to her, rejects any other females and doesn't act as retarded Xianxia harem males do. The cultivation is a bit slow but that's because there aren't that many realms in the novel. The female lead plays a sizeable role in this story so she does get quite a lot of air time and her cultivation always keeps up with the MC. There is some nationalism but it's within a tolerable range.

Overall a good read,... more>> I liked the slow burn subtle romance more than anything else in the novel.


IMO the romance part peaked during the part where FL sacrifices her cultivation for MC and MC sacrifices his vitality for her.

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Redmi rated it
July 7, 2019
Status: c75
This novel has a decently strong start, but the quality of the story nosedives sharply even before 100 chapters are out.

A suspicious old man saved MC from a bunch of loan sharks or something. The suspicious old man offers MC his 'God of War System' and a recommendation letter of enrollment to an elite school somewhere in a Seireitei-like realm. Once MC obtained the system, he failed to notice how happy the suspicious old man is after being able to give MC the system. MC goes to the school... more>> and starts slapping faces and builds the harem...

My biggest complaint about this novel is after all the set up by the mysterious old man, the supposedly conflict between the MC and the God of War system, that is supposed to be the central theme of this novel, did not appear at all. Sure, the system appears now and then to make things harder for the MC, like when the system forced the MC to bark loudly to gain the ability of language comprehension, but as of where I am now, there are no signs at all that can explain why the suspicious old man is desperate to offload the God of War system onto the MC. In fact, all it does now is to direct the MC to level up relatively quickly by the standard of the novel's world-view; putting some inconveniences to the MC here and there.

The PUBG-like tournament arc that happened shortly after MC enrolled to the school is great, helping to mask the novel's deficiencies. But the second arc where the MC and co. descend back to Earth to do some more face-slapping is not. Suffice to say, in that arc, the comedy + face-slapping combo is a very toxic combination. And of course, the supposedly annoying/dangerous/incompetent system barely appears at all here.

At this point of the novel, I decided to just stop reading this novel. You are better off reading 'Seized by the System' or 'When a Mage Revolts' novels, where their systems are more proactive at making their host MC suffer. I recommend that you should not waste your SS in this novel. ⭐⭐⭐ because the PUBG tournament is actually really good. <<less
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wait321 rated it
August 3, 2019
Status: c100
This has some novel ideas but it’s rather boring. The story takes cultivation cliches in new directions. The weak newbie isn’t ostracized but helped in school. The competitions aren’t battles to the death. Everything is rather lawful and mature. However every time a big enemy comes the main character pulls a power up out of his ass, which makes the story really boring.
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mistvenom rated it
July 10, 2019
Status: c88
There's no harem yet, just look at the tag. The story is interesting and more like a parody of cultivation novel.

The MC also have to take a big risk to gain cool technique/move, ex: being turned into a girl permanently if failed, worst die.

This is one of the novel that doesn't follow chinese mainstream theme like face slapping or killing arrogant young master, so far only 1 face slapping scene (can't be called face slapping either because the villain already down and didn't even manage to start his arrogant speech).

This... more>> is more like the daily life of a cultivator (junior at the moment, ch 88). So far, all the cultivator are good people.

The bad side, sometimes the plot isn't moving because it's more like a slice of life story. The pace isn't slow tho'

Overall, it's worth reading, but sadly this is qidian, they use money robber apps, not money hungry anymore. Vucking privilege chap <<less
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Mohist rated it
January 15, 2020
Status: c241
I feel that people either misunderstand the novel or badly represent it, the protagonist isnt attracted to every female he sees, he is mostly just being friendly, he never goes out of his way to do some insane task for them without knowing each other etc. There are also very few accidental groping or peeping scenes etc. That you would expect from some pervert protagonist. What does happen is that some misunderstanding etc sets them up as potential love interests, but since the story isnt focused on his love life... more>> I see no problem with throwing that in there. So far the story manages to keep itself consistent with proper progression and staying focused on the objective of each arc.

TLDR: All the bad aspects are blown out of proportion and the novel provides decent entertainment. It also features proper english which automaticaly deserves a 3+ star rating. <<less
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rhianirory rated it
January 11, 2020
Status: c140
If I was a fifteen-year-old boy I'd probably love this story. The humor is all potty humor (poop, farts, belches and all that). The MC is juvenile and attracted to everything female, though there was no harem as far as I read. At times he acts a lot like a chunni who's discovered he has actual powers, wahahaha. The MC isn't a total idiot but he's not too bright, and of course he has a big appetite, like all good shounen heroes. Also, the friendship-fu is strong in this one... more>> as he builds up his own little gang of overpowered True Companions.

the system thing isn't really explored much, for all the expectations built up with how happy the old man was. It shows up once in a while to make things difficult or irritating but there isn't the annoying personality I was expecting (guess I've read too many quick wears stories where the system is a major side character). on the plus side, it's interesting to see a school/sect situation where the MC isn't constantly called trash and forced to continually fight one silkpants young master after the other. People actually help him, though the teachers don't know what to make of him when he does one ridiculous thing after the next. <<less
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Flying Jade rated it
December 17, 2019
Status: --
Interesting start but the story is a bit shaky like it doesn't know what genre it belongs. The comedy theme quickly becomes silly and redundant so it smartly shifts focus to cultivation. But the MC is not particularly innovative (especially for a MC with a system) so the cultivation path is a little under-fulfilling. The novel tries to pick up the comedy bits but it just makes the MC sometimes sound like a jerk, a dullard or a coward (who gets slapped by women). This phase passes and then there... more>> are boring fillers trying to hard to be funny (Which it would be if I were lacking fewer brain cells) or paint the MC as a philanthropist.

But it does have good point on creativity. The social interaction with friends and family is not absurdly dismal and pushing him to the path of a loner

he caress for his father even after he becomes a cultivator and settles issues properly


There are good points but it is exactly because the expectations are high that the downsides are so frustrating. <<less
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