I Might Be A Fake Cultivator


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On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God.
When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father’s immense debt, putting his life at risk.
After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.

After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the ‘God Of War System,’ and a pass to a new realm.
Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin’s new life with his ‘great’ new system!

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New srrrahim rated it
July 16, 2020
Status: c1

I didn't realize that this is the same author as "I am not really the second generation of immortal" 😲😲

I love that novel. I know that MC from "I am not really the second generation of immortal" An Bulang is the only son of immortal emperor An Lin

This is the summary of that novel : ... more>>

An Bulang is a top-notch second generation, but he is not happy.

One day, a beautiful girl walked in front of him and took out a wedding letter: "An Bulang, I want to retire!"

An Bulang was furious: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully youngsters... "

"Woo woo... others say I don't deserve you... " The girl burst into tears, "Yes, I'm just a daughter of the patriarch of the ten great sects, and only a humble girl with a holy cold root., Even the capital of the goddess list is not a scum, I can't climb up to you, but can't I regret getting married?"

After all, the girl tore the marriage letter, wept after the storm, and covered her face and flew away.

An Bulang stood at the same place with a sad face.

My second damn fairy! !


Funny? Right? 😂😂 This novel is about An Bulang adventure when he run away from home

I even went as far as reading the raw version (so far, 459 chapter) and start to stalk the author other novel in qidian. And how surprise I am that there's another book with An Bulang's father as MC 😲

I am so curious about An Lin, because in the second book, An Lin is

The OP Immortal Emperor who only love his wife. His wife has blood of phoenix and dragon. So, his wife is super OP too. An Bulang is their one and only child. Because his parents is immortal, he was supposed to born as immortal but his father think that it's too easy for him, so he suppressed An Bulang and made him born as mortal. But, because An Bulang has a crazy unbelievably fast cultivation, An Lin think that if he is like that, then his dao heart won't strong enough, so he slap him again and An Bulang has to start over his cultivation 🤣🤣.

Another funny thing is, An Bulang is so spoiled by his parents. Whatever he want he will get (even if he want another galaxy, he get it). But one day, in one of his birthday, he wish to have (I forgot the exact number, but it is around) 10.000 wifes!! LoL 😂. And then his father slap him to almost death because of it. But his mother also slap his father because he dare to slap her son 🤣. His father said how dare you want to have 10.000 harem even though I your father emperor immortals only has 1 wife! roftl


And that's how funny and OP An Lin. If the 2nd book is that good, maybe the 1st book will also good? Well, I'll give 5 stars first, because I think this novel didn't deserve uner 4 stars just because it is from qidian webnovel 🙄 <<less
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New Okabe_rintarou rated it
July 12, 2020
Status: c600
I would really love to give this a 5* rating. But the main heroine and her violent domestic abuse and the MC's passiveness towards her like a typical Japanese gag manga protagonist ruins it for me.
For those of you who are mislead by the earlier comments. There is no harem in this novel. The MC is quite devoted and committed to the heroine.

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The main heroine is Xu Xiaolan


The MC is not attracted to every single good looking female. It's just that he was a teen on hormone overload when he was admitted to the university.

I would like to see a protagonist like Meng Hao or Wang Lin and a heroine like Xu Quing or Li Muwan. I really can't stand violent heroines (like the one's from Fengling Tianxia's novels). But I don't like the psychopathic nature of Er Gen's protagonists either. The MC should be somewhat like Song Shuhang from cultivation chat group (- the seeking death disease).

Anyway this novel is quite enjoyable, you get your jokes, misunderstandings, face slapping and some romance in regular and repeating doses. Sadly there is some Japanese style masochistic enjoyment for the MC due to domestic abuse from the main heroine. That's the only reason its 4 stars for me.


Also at the beginning of the story An Lin was enchanted by the class idol Su Qianyun and Xu Xiaolin was a fangirl of Xuanyuan Cheng. Neither of these ever went past this fanboy/fangirl stuff, but I don't like the pairing of An Lin and Xu Xiaolan. The slow translation from friends to lovers was done nicely and all, but it's quite a surprise that someone like Xu Xiaolan who got angry when she heard about the whale child would be willing to forget that Su Qianyun's fan An Lin. There's another annoying thing. She's too tsun-dere (like Jap anime girls). She would never acknowledge that she is his dao partner to be, but would always get violent if some girl shows affection for him even if he never reciprocates any of that. I would've preferred it had he just dumped her or at least ignored her altogether like Yang Kai from Martial Peak did (he's a harem guy, so I don't really like him, but it's better than acting like someone's s*ave)


I think except for the romance this novel is quite good. If there's anything else to complain, it would be the cultivation levels. I prefer the good old qi refining, foundation establishment, core formation-> golden core, nascent soul.... etc stages over the cultivation levels in this novel.
For those of you enjoyed cultivation chat group, this might be actually quite enjoyable.
Well. There is racism, and Chinese nationalism. But in a modern Chinese novel, you get this almost all the time. Just ignore it if you can. <<less
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pomoli rated it
July 15, 2019
Status: --
It's comedy, but not the kind I like, try it though, it's actually less ridiculous than many xianxia despite being parodic :


    • Few to no face slapping, at least in the beginning.
    • Many characters behave mostly like people, and not absolute crazy sociopaths all the time.
    • The System quirky nature.

    • MC is attracted to every girl he sees.
    • MC delusion of grandeur is too much for me.
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July 25, 2019
Status: c1976
A decent novel, no harems, there's only one female lead and the protagonist is 100% loyal to her, rejects any other females and doesn't act as retarded Xianxia harem males do. The cultivation is a bit slow but that's because there aren't that many realms in the novel. The female lead plays a sizeable role in this story so she does get quite a lot of air time and her cultivation always keeps up with the MC. There is some nationalism but it's within a tolerable range.

Overall a good read,... more>> I liked the slow burn subtle romance more than anything else in the novel.


IMO the romance part peaked during the part where FL sacrifices her cultivation for MC and MC sacrifices his vitality for her.

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Redmi rated it
July 7, 2019
Status: c75
This novel has a decently strong start, but the quality of the story nosedives sharply even before 100 chapters are out.

A suspicious old man saved MC from a bunch of loan sharks or something. The suspicious old man offers MC his 'God of War System' and a recommendation letter of enrollment to an elite school somewhere in a Seireitei-like realm. Once MC obtained the system, he failed to notice how happy the suspicious old man is after being able to give MC the system. MC goes to the school... more>> and starts slapping faces and builds the harem...

My biggest complaint about this novel is after all the set up by the mysterious old man, the supposedly conflict between the MC and the God of War system, that is supposed to be the central theme of this novel, did not appear at all. Sure, the system appears now and then to make things harder for the MC, like when the system forced the MC to bark loudly to gain the ability of language comprehension, but as of where I am now, there are no signs at all that can explain why the suspicious old man is desperate to offload the God of War system onto the MC. In fact, all it does now is to direct the MC to level up relatively quickly by the standard of the novel's world-view; putting some inconveniences to the MC here and there.

The PUBG-like tournament arc that happened shortly after MC enrolled to the school is great, helping to mask the novel's deficiencies. But the second arc where the MC and co. descend back to Earth to do some more face-slapping is not. Suffice to say, in that arc, the comedy + face-slapping combo is a very toxic combination. And of course, the supposedly annoying/dangerous/incompetent system barely appears at all here.

At this point of the novel, I decided to just stop reading this novel. You are better off reading 'Seized by the System' or 'When a Mage Revolts' novels, where their systems are more proactive at making their host MC suffer. I recommend that you should not waste your SS in this novel. ⭐⭐⭐ because the PUBG tournament is actually really good. <<less
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hawlol rated it
February 8, 2020
Status: c234
Unfortunately, boring.

The premise of an annoying system that bugs the MC is barely showcased and he becomes too op too fast. The old been tr*sh the entire life but now everything he wants falls into his lap.

Although the premise should be modern cultivation, most of the story is spent in the Heavenly Court which is a basic cultivation world.

... more>> The system is inconsistent and the quests and requisites for a level up are either boring or unreachable (Ex: 10 billion push ups or absorb 5 spirit stones)

There's barely any comedy, or if it has, it just didn't make me laugh. It's not original, with Da Bai, the dog, being a clone of Dodou from Cultivation Chat Group, for example.

After 230 chapters it grew so boring with some random queen ant attack that I just couldn't read anymore. <<less
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rhianirory rated it
January 11, 2020
Status: c140
If I was a fifteen-year-old boy I'd probably love this story. The humor is all potty humor (poop, farts, belches and all that). The MC is juvenile and attracted to everything female, though there was no harem as far as I read. At times he acts a lot like a chunni who's discovered he has actual powers, wahahaha. The MC isn't a total idiot but he's not too bright, and of course he has a big appetite, like all good shounen heroes. Also, the friendship-fu is strong in this one... more>> as he builds up his own little gang of overpowered True Companions.

the system thing isn't really explored much, for all the expectations built up with how happy the old man was. It shows up once in a while to make things difficult or irritating but there isn't the annoying personality I was expecting (guess I've read too many quick wears stories where the system is a major side character). on the plus side, it's interesting to see a school/sect situation where the MC isn't constantly called tr*sh and forced to continually fight one silkpants young master after the other. People actually help him, though the teachers don't know what to make of him when he does one ridiculous thing after the next. <<less
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wait321 rated it
August 3, 2019
Status: c100
This has some novel ideas but it’s rather boring. The story takes cultivation cliches in new directions. The weak newbie isn’t ostracized but helped in school. The competitions aren’t battles to the death. Everything is rather lawful and mature. However every time a big enemy comes the main character pulls a power up out of his ass, which makes the story really boring.
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ImperialNero rated it
June 12, 2020
Status: --
Racism tag should be added, because this novel have a lot of racism. Also, plots are pretty typical from what would you expect from a chinese novel. Pretty good for a brainless time wasting, only if you can ignore the racism
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mistvenom rated it
July 10, 2019
Status: c88
There's no harem yet, just look at the tag. The story is interesting and more like a parody of cultivation novel.

The MC also have to take a big risk to gain cool technique/move, ex: being turned into a girl permanently if failed, worst die.

This is one of the novel that doesn't follow chinese mainstream theme like face slapping or killing arrogant young master, so far only 1 face slapping scene (can't be called face slapping either because the villain already down and didn't even manage to start his arrogant speech).

This... more>> is more like the daily life of a cultivator (junior at the moment, ch 88). So far, all the cultivator are good people.

The bad side, sometimes the plot isn't moving because it's more like a slice of life story. The pace isn't slow tho'

Overall, it's worth reading, but sadly this is qidian, they use money robber apps, not money hungry anymore. Vucking privilege chap <<less
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LoreCarN rated it
June 22, 2020
Status: c516
A solid 4☆.

First of all, this is a comedy novel with plot.


- MC not a beta nor a mindless murderer.

- Slow but pretty good romance (no harem)

(MC only love 1 that's ... more>>

xu xiaolan. The romance are slow and vague at begining but will bloom when FL sacrifice her bloodline to cure MC from after death attack from snow maiden (MC hit after he use his invincible mode), then FL parting from MC bc she only mortal. Later MC rushed to find FL while using ability that cost his life force, MC found her, confess to her, accepted, try to find a cure, found it, and FL got cured (CH 445-457)


- Female friends (finally friendship between M&F)

(MC have many female friends, and some even have slight romantic thought about him, but well.. MC a slight dense)

- No Annoying Villain (no Fcking 'junior, ancestor idiot)

- No lusty young master

- good comedy (many good comedic moments)

- MC not underestimated (he in fact got overestimated)

- normal ending

MC along with FL will become one of supreme being (there are other being that have the same if not stronger power than him)




(This happen when MC have mission on earth, like always cultivator all-over the world come and be slapped by MC, esp.... the japanese (there's even a shunshunshi/kakashi)

- MC that OP, so lack of tense.

So yeah, a good novel as of now despite the racism.... <<less
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Flying Jade rated it
December 17, 2019
Status: --
Interesting start but the story is a bit shaky like it doesn't know what genre it belongs. The comedy theme quickly becomes silly and redundant so it smartly shifts focus to cultivation. But the MC is not particularly innovative (especially for a MC with a system) so the cultivation path is a little under-fulfilling. The novel tries to pick up the comedy bits but it just makes the MC sometimes sound like a jerk, a dullard or a coward (who gets slapped by women). This phase passes and then there... more>> are boring fillers trying to hard to be funny (Which it would be if I were lacking fewer brain cells) or paint the MC as a philanthropist.

But it does have good point on creativity. The social interaction with friends and family is not absurdly dismal and pushing him to the path of a loner

he caress for his father even after he becomes a cultivator and settles issues properly


There are good points but it is exactly because the expectations are high that the downsides are so frustrating. <<less
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July 1, 2020
Status: c914
Man oh man!this is one of the best novels I have ever read. It has great storyline. It has everything you would from a bada*s cultivation novel. You will laugh your a*s off. Man I hope all the chapters would be translated soon. If you are looking for a cultivation novel with a bada*s MC dont take a look at others just go for it. You will cry thinking why I didn't find this sooner. Go read it, enjoy it and laugh your a*s off.
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tarsom rated it
February 1, 2020
Status: c475
It has good amount of humor, action, comedy (lots) and most interesting is no harem. Romance is pretty good but slow. It has decent story plot and most of all no annoying villain..
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Mohist rated it
January 15, 2020
Status: c241
I feel that people either misunderstand the novel or badly represent it, the protagonist isnt attracted to every female he sees, he is mostly just being friendly, he never goes out of his way to do some insane task for them without knowing each other etc. There are also very few accidental groping or peeping scenes etc. That you would expect from some pervert protagonist. What does happen is that some misunderstanding etc sets them up as potential love interests, but since the story isnt focused on his love life... more>> I see no problem with throwing that in there. So far the story manages to keep itself consistent with proper progression and staying focused on the objective of each arc.

TLDR: All the bad aspects are blown out of proportion and the novel provides decent entertainment. It also features proper english which automaticaly deserves a 3+ star rating. <<less
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