I Heard You Are an Alien

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Yi Ti resented her name. From an early age, she couldn’t get away from the nicknames “ET” and “alien”.

But no one thought that one day, she would actually meet an alien.

Scared by the other, it seemed like she screamed……

She fainted, then fell face down or something like that……

She seemed to have gotten a bloody nose from being knocked out……

She doesn’t remember any of this!!!

The only thing she cares about is that after she fainted, the alien actually dragged her, chest down, back home – does the alien not feel ashamed?!

Associated Names
One entry per line
聽說你是外星人/看來你是外星人
Related Series
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Recommendations
Lessons on Raising a Partner (1)
Quickly Wear the Face of the Devil (1)
Recommendation Lists
  1. Probably read when im bored (some of it)
  2. Long, longer, the longest?
  3. Transmigration and/or romance stuff (3)
  4. Kind Male Lead
  5. Complete Novels (Part 5) BG

Latest Release

Date Group Release
09/16/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c165
09/15/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c164
09/14/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c163
09/13/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c162
09/12/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c161
09/11/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c160
09/10/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c159
09/09/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c158
09/08/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c157
09/07/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c156
09/06/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c155
09/05/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c154
09/04/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c153
09/03/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c152
09/02/20 Cha’s Spoilerish... c151
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Takara
Takara
January 13, 2020
Status: Completed
It's a little all over the place and I feel like 180 chapters isn't enough for all the stuff that's going on.

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Spoiler

MC is a spiritual herbalist with a hidden dimensional space where she can plant herbs quickly.

She picks up the alien who gives her this trading machine she uses to do galactic trades. The alien, Cecil in MTL, tells her to buy seeds and use her dimension space to make space elixirs with 100% purity. She causes an uproar in the galaxy with the galactic pharmacists. It sort of ends there and it moves onto other plots.

She makes friends with a werewolf, and a vampire (recurring characters) ; saves a dog demon kid, saves a "ghost" (girl in a coma) ; buys fancy tech from the galaxy marketplace to become a comic artist and animator (Cecil recommended) ; has a run in with an old classmate who is now an unlucky Taoist priest; has a brother with sister complex who is somehow stronger than a vampire; is taking alien body enhancement pills (Cecil's idea) so she is now super strong and can crush bricks with her hands and carry 2 grown men

As of ch60 she's entering the world of the Taoist/spiritual ppl via an online forum and the forum VIPs are going apesh*t because her master was one of the 7 VIPs...

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I dunno where this story is going; it's all over the place. There's so much going on and it can go in any direction. Is she gonna start ghost busting? Monster hunting? Space travel? What's with the ambiguous relationship with Cecil?

As for the romance... I can't tell if she's supposed to have something going on with the alien. He behaves like a cute child, plus his true form is a blue blob.

Spoiler

He has the ability to mimic, so he takes on the form of a handsome man but he has the same cutesy behaviour as before and no idea how earth customs work.

Definitely comedic when he gets info from the internet and misunderstands things.

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It's quite funny and enjoyable but I get the feeling like I'm going to be disappointed by the short 180 chapters when there's so much world building happening still at 60/180.

Edit:

Finished reading it. It read like a bunch of josei filler episodes. Her gaming goes nowhere. Her comic drawing and animation go nowhere. She got a fighting plant which also goes nowhere. She makes friends with a bunch of powerful ppl and that goes no where. She makes powerful 100% pure potions and that goes nowhere. She can cultivate and that goes nowhere. She drinks modification drugs to gain super powers and that also went nowhere. She writes music for her anime and that went nowhere. She hatches an unknown egg and gets a cute fluffball monster, and adopts a squirrel and both goes nowhere.

Spoiler

She does hook up with the alien. Turns out his true form is like Ursula from the little mermaid: human in top and octopus tent**les on the bottom ?. Unfortunately that isn't explored if u want that kind of smut.

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There's a bunch of extra chapters which include meeting his fam, having their kid, and...

Spoiler

an alternate universe where her and the brother are not related and fall in love. He has a wet dream about her when she's 12 and he's 16 and eventually decides to do his best to tempt and seduce her when she's 16ish through to 18 when he succeeds. I did not like this extra at all. It read like a cheap attempt to excuse in*est and it ruined the cute sister complex the brother had that was comedic and harmless.

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Overall it had great comedy and was cute. But I definitely didn't feel satisfied with any part of the story. Everything was a one off. All the world building went nowhere. All the characters introduced went nowhere.

3/5 since it was an enjoyable and casual read, but I don't feel like I'd desire to read it again. <<less
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remy911
remy911 rated it
February 6, 2017
Status: c7
My little alien cannot be this cute! Girl finds an alien and takes it in as a pet. She also inherits a flower shop along with some kind of plant/herb/medicine legacy? I havent really reached the "deeper" plot yet, but the heroine's interaction with the alien is really cute!
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earlgreyt
earlgreyt rated it
November 22, 2020
Status: Completed
About 50% is filler content. It's pretty obvious the author was padding things up by repeating the same scenes and same phrases over and over again except in more detail and through multiple perspectives.

That said, it's an angst-free, no drama, no conflict, pure fluff read. I can't even remember if there were any villains (or any tension for that matter). Don't expect any real plot (none of the foreshadowing heads anywhere), and no goals were achieved by any of the characters. Zero character development and pretty much all the side... more>> characters were caricatures that only had one purpose.

The ML was pretty unique being the shy one, so that was pretty funny and cute.

Translation flowed well and was grammatically correct, but there were a lot of overly literal sentences.

For example: "Roll" (correction: Scram/Get out/F*** off etc.)

For example: "do a copy." (correction: clearing a dungeon instance.)

Another example: "his face became black" or "don't black my country" (correction: his expression darkened. Don't smear my country.)

Spoiler

Even if you think the current political climate doesn't apply to 'CN novels, ' the meaning of the target language (English) is still valid. Why? Because readers are consuming the novel in the target language and how we understand language is dependent on culture.

In addition to frankly not being the right translation, seeing the repetitions of 'black' this 'black' that, all in highly negative contexts was extremely disturbing to read in such high frequency.

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I've seen this in other novels with literal translations, but only a few times. This novel's 180 chapters? This wasis repeated at least 400 times.

Anyway good luck. <<less
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amaelis
amaelis
May 24, 2021
Status: Completed
Over 90% of this book is cute and fluffy and slice-of-life. There isn't much plot but it's relaxing although a bit aimless sometimes.

I mainly want to write this review to say that please, please, if you start reading this book and you like it, then please skip chapters 173-178. Skip completely.
Spoiler

Unless you're into in*est, because that's exactly what it read like.

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It'll save you from having the whole book ruined. I say this from personal experience. Other than that, have fun, fellow readers.
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MidstNost
MidstNost rated it
January 25, 2020
Status: c29
It's full-of-fluff story. Nice ML, a fresh start from modern josei novels where's it all just plenty of overbearing mr. Perfects, but the ML here is just the cutest thing ever.

So unique where they mix up all this totally different concepts and tropes together:... more>>
Spoiler

Spiritual cultivators, supernatural creatures like werewolves and a talking cat, and even a futuristic universe with aliens and inter-dimensional online shopping and s**t. It's like my dad is the galaxy's prince charming all over again.

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Wish the author could work more on the world-building though but hopefully they will in the later chapters where the real action starts. <<less
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Anikarp
Anikarp rated it
April 21, 2021
Status: Completed
This nov has some really cute ideas but it's often poorly executed.

It left things unfinished that made you go "but what happened?" so many times. Author loves to start topics then forget. The time layout is so wonky too.

Then they were clearly bored of the novel since they threw in all their ideas in the last few chapters to the point where it didn't feel like the same novel.

Anyway the alien is cute so it's an okay read. Wish they focused more on the friendship between MC and aggregate (fictional... more>> author) though. Read if you're bored. <<less
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Lazylady01
Lazylady01 rated it
May 30, 2020
Status: Completed
I don't really mind that the ML is an alien, but he is so shy lol?

The reason why I rated it 4 star caused by the alternate story near the end. It's really annoying to me.
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Nyaa.23
Nyaa.23 rated it
June 5, 2021
Status: Completed
Pros :

Human MC x alien ML. They kinda cute together. MC is a florist and just have this alien thingy hanging around.

Cons :

MC got op. Turns out MC have a special ability about plants or something. The romance is too slow and there is too much filler chaps.
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Kokoro Mugen
Kokoro Mugen rated it
October 9, 2020
Status: Completed
It's a cute little story.

It is amusing to read and there are some humorous moments, but nothing that got me to laugh. Just found them amusing.

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Spoiler

For example, Cecil's lack of common sense.

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I do wished for this novel to be longer and more expanded though. Like; we didn't get far into the cultivation aspects of the story; there is not a lot of drama or conflicts (just minor ones for mostly humour) ; and a lot of things were left hanging.

Spoiler

What about the Shi family conflict? Does that Shi guy know who his online partner (the MC and her secret identity) is? What about that galactic potion trade? No expansion on that or the cultivation business?

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Overall, the novel is a bit lacking and that's why I only gave it a 4/5. <<less
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Readd99 rated it
July 22, 2020
Status: Completed
Until ch 85

For me it's quite good and novel story with lots of interesting ideas and funny humor. I enjoy it alot and hope it doesn't lose its charm towards the end.

I am not sure if it is only me but I couldn't continue the first ch of this translation and mtled the raws myself which surprisingly better.??

... more>> Edit: after 85 till the end

I still like it but unfortunately its so short compared to the number of ideas inside. I feel I needs double the number of chapters to at least satisfy me.

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I am almost sure that the author thought of it as an anime when writing. It also has that somewhat annoying exaggeration. It would have been better if some of those exaggerated comedy (like extreme bad luck of someone and some immature quarrels) have been cut a little. There was an extra at the end of the story which I didn't know it was an alternative until the end and made me feel quite bad ?. Honestly, those chapters were better used on something else. Despite those it is an enjoyable read which I wished for more. ☺️ <<less
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Magician101
Magician101 rated it
December 25, 2017
Status: c12
First time rating something so forgive meh if I sound weird. This novel is so cute that I feel like candy it's exaggerating but it's really cute and

[Don't know if it is considered as spoilers but it's pretty much modern cultivator meets other fantasy beasts sorry it sounds weird with the way I said it but oh well]

And I wrote this because I want it to continue and Nevermind I just really like it and I even Wrote a review (and I suck at it) I just wish I can... more>> translate it but I can't cause IDK Chinese *sigh* oh well I'LL just move on <<less
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