I Can’t Write Any ‘Below the Neck’ Love Scenes

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The man started kissing his way down his lover’s neck.

Little Shou: Don’t go below the neck! It will get locked!

The man stopped one inch below the neck.

Little Gong felt a little relieved. It seemed that one inch below the neck was still allowed.

But Little Gong’s lips uncontrollably froze and returned to the original place.

No, it got locked.

Because of the rule prohibiting any love scene with below-the-neck action, Ye Ming’s novel was locked. Just when he was feeling quite depressed about it, his manuscript-in-progress suddenly rebelled against him.

What the? The second male lead complained that the “action” was too slow and refused to play his role anymore? In a rage, Ye Ming decided to transmigrate into his own novel when he was given the choice to do so.

He transmigrated into the home of the villain boss’s main henchman before the henchman turned evil. Ah, this henchman was so handsome! Feeling guilt over how he wrote such a miserable story for this person who had lacked warmth since childhood, Ye Ming wanted to shower him with fatherly love.

The problem was, this cultivation novel that he had written suddenly turned into a BL novel, but the rule that prohibited “any love scene that goes below the neck” was still being enforced!

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脖子以下的亲热不能写
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leafjusu
leafjusu rated it
July 31, 2019
Status: Completed
Some of the other reviews seem a little unjustified, according to the reasons they gave in the spoiler text. But I'd agree that this is just a simple read that doesn't require too much of you to invest, whether it's time, emotions or brain power. Nothing horrible, but also nothing especially memorable other than the premise, so 4 stars it is.

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ML does in fact have 3 "concubines" when he and MC separate. It's not clearly stated whether he actually slept with them though. The reason he had them was because his Master gifted them to him after said Master noticed him staring at a 17-year-old boy (similar to MC's age appearance). I mean, even if he slept with them, it's whatever to me, honestly. If protagonists can have harems, why not the harem members themselves? Double standards, I tell you.

Oh and MC doesn't die. That other review was a bit misleading. It's the MC of the novel within the novel, "Immortal Love". I wouldn't say the death was meaningless, per se, because it was meant to show how scary the big bad villain is... he turned out to be powerless in the face of censorship though, so. I guess you could write it off as comedy? Yeah, it's a little contrived. The author could have spent more time building up to those scenes, but it is supposed to be a short story.

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tl;dr brainless read, don't expect too much and you're good fam <<less
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ludagad
ludagad
January 31, 2019
Status: --
It's a nice and funny short story. There's a little angst to spice it up, but not to the point that it takes over the novel. It was rather quick in fact. There was also a little tension, but this novel is mostly a feel-good novel poking fun at censorship, with a twist. I'm happy I read it. I don't want to reveal too much for such a short novel. The MC is likable, the ML is kinda pitiful, the couple is loving, and ... more>>
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they do get to be intimate, even if the scenes were merrily skipped over in the spirit of real-life censorship.

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1Sami
1Sami rated it
February 3, 2020
Status: c6
This book is really good and it's an amazing story idea. It leaves you on a big cliffhanger though and I really wish it would update. I like the plot so far and how the MC thinks. He adjusted his mentality to the story almost immediately, he didn't stop and wonder how it was possible or if he could get home though which is why I left my rating at 4 stars instead of 5. I know that not a lot of MCs actually do that but he didn't have... more>> a system or anything to give him any explanation for what was going on (I mean besides the chat with the protagonist before transmigrating) and I wish that his reactions could have a bit more thought put into them. <<less
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Sachi00
Sachi00 rated it
August 15, 2021
Status: Completed
It’s funny and cute. Short, but that’s not a bad thing at all, and I don’t think it felt rushed either. I enjoyed the satire more than the climax, but it was still very satisfying. There is dubcon between the main couple, so if that’s not your thing maybe don’t read.
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Darkness7913
Darkness7913 rated it
May 4, 2019
Status: Completed
It's good with the usual author transmigrates due to what he wrote and stuff.. four stars is because:

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  • ML had others (3 boys: given by his master) when he left MC due to a misunderstanding, even if he threw them out when MC returned... I read other stories with misunderstandings and ML stayed pure even when they parted ways due to misunderstandings and stuff! <- MAIN REASON
  • the protagonist dies (not that I really cared but it did bother me)...
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Overall the story is good as it is short...
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iamlost rated it
February 1, 2019
Status: Completed
Couldn't stop spacing out in the middle while reading this novel... unfortunately, I don't like this.

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At first it was very funny. Then towards the end, it became stale (I cannot find a good word to express myself). Doesn't feel good at the part where MC meet with ML again, it sounds like ML has slept with 3 other boys during that period.

The ending part is kinda short for an ending. Like what?! The villain died already? And oh, the way the supposed 1st ML died is also kinda rushed.. though it makes sense his status has changed to become a canon fodder. The author tried putting many elements in but he/she ended each of them with one-two sentences every time.

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ChronoH0
ChronoH0 rated it
July 1, 2021
Status: extra 16
Not bad. A nice read for passing time and not much plot for you to think too much about. Pretty simple. I like the gimmick but also how both mains are somewhat interesting. There's enough conflict and consequences that makes me like the story.

There is non-con though although not explicit it is there.
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Foreveralone
Foreveralone rated it
May 13, 2020
Status: c6
I really like this so far. The troubled romance is adorable and the comedy really hits it home XD my only disappointment is that I'm not yet able to read the rest. Are the translators still working on this? Or was it dropped? Does anyone know?
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