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College Freshman Chu Tian suddenly obtained a special ability – his body would automatically transform according to the comments made by others.

Deskmate Yang Rong: “Hehe, it’s truly great to have an expert hacker as my deskmate.”

Chu Tian whose knowledge in computers was limited to installing operating systems became a super expert hacker in an instant.

A random female student: “Sigh, if only my boyfriend is built like a model.”

Happening to pass by that female student, Chu Tian’s body started to transform. In a flash, he became a handsome model of a man.

The prettiest girl in school: “Chu Tian, do you know how to play basketball?”

When Chu Tian was about to say he doesn’t, a boundless amount of basketball knowledge assailed his head and transformed him into a slam dunk king.

In less than a year, Chu Tian looked to himself in the mirror and sighed, “Sigh, I beg you all, please shut up.”

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kkgoh
kkgoh rated it
May 14, 2021
Status: c125
First of all, kudos to the translator for working on this novel despite a difficult economic period through COVID19. The translation quality is great, and follows the raws closely. Hopefully things worked out better for the translator as the economy reopened.

On to the novel.

I've read the raws, there are published chapters beyond paywall sites proliferating everywhere already.

... more>> While the initial premise of a cool, collected MC randomly gaining skills is interesting, the story drops off a cliff shortly after translator's last update (c65).

(1) Author/MC is an absolute d*ck

Immediately AFTER the MC very rapidly secures a girlfriend Bai Xiaochun (in the span of 2 chapters? it's so quick and early that I can't even call that a spoiler), author insists on making MC out to be a player. MC constantly constantly CONSTANTLY flirts with ALL the women around him, with no qualms whatsoever. MC literally keeps insisting to the flirty women around him that he is a player.

Spoiler

After officially having a gf, MC uses his privilege as the company BOSS to:

(1) Lie on other women's thighs

(2) Shops around with other women while pretending to be a couple with them... and buys them jewelry too

(3) Constantly questions them about their s*xual history and preferences

Yea, totally NOT Jeffrey Epstein / Bill Gates s*xual harassment vibes...

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As per @Shuchou, the story gets pretty f*cked up when MC's gf Bai Xiaochun openly states that it's her own fault for not being able to prevent the MC from flirting with other women. I kid you not, that's in the raws and translation. I'm a dude, but this is a f*cked up male chauvinist mindset that author is shoving into the story.

(2) Useless skills and short, pointless scenarios

Even the skills that MC gains are pretty subpar and the chapters are incredibly short, to the point that it's become a slice-of-life novel. There are chapters and chapters of filler of MC and his girls doing nothing but cooking, eating and chatting. Despite ultra short chapters!

As a result, there is a severe lack of build-up and application. It goes like this:

- MC hangs out with his girls

- MC gains a skill

- Randomly find some lame situation to apply

- Situation resolved in a few chapters.

- MC goes back to hanging out with his girls

Rinse and repeat.

Author clearly got writers block and started stuffing random skills into the MC, but had no idea how to develop the story.

Spoiler

Deadpool's regeneration? No application.

Basketball? No application besides showing off for 1 chapter.

Hacking skills? Completely useless after chapter 65. The whole application was boring. MC has amazing hacking skills, best in the world. The people around him tell MC the situation is impossible. MC resolves it in 0.5 chapter. Yup you read that right. 0.5 chapter.

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Remoto_K
Remoto_K
August 11, 2020
Status: c69
A fun read of modern world novel with powers, and no I'm not talking about MC having a system which gives tasks to complete in order to earn points for him to buy powers, Our MC as written in the synopsis [would automatically transform according to the comments made by others] meaning that slowly as he interacts with other people he accidentally gets new powers/abillities.

The MC is proceeding through his everyday life while acquiring different "gifts" once in a while, its fun reading about his new powers and how he... more>> learns to use those.

I feel that for now the author managed to balance the MC's powers and not break the world so that's cool.

Spoiler

Well I don't know what that author is planning with adding to our MC the power of Deadpool so maybe the balance will get broken soon but I enjoyed reading it so far.

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Plus the best part is our godly translator that has amazing speed (no pressure translator), so you'd might just want to try this novel! <<less
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bloggbigg
bloggbigg rated it
March 6, 2021
Status: c65
Pretty much a slick 'Gary Stu' wish fulfillment story- only with better than average writing. As much as these types of stories are usually forced plot nonsense, this is actually pretty rich with details and more entertaining than you might expect.

The GOOD:

  • This is actually written pretty well, and has a plot and multiple characters that's are reasonable despite the intended 'magically forced' cliches.
  • The MC is somewhat passable for a 'Gary Stu', OP protag.
The Bad:

  • The story premise is unexplained and ridiculous. I get that it's 'the whole point'- but it's crazy powerful, and the longer it goes without being investigated and eventually explained, the lower opinion I'll have for this overall. Not a 'deal breaker', but 'lampshading' doesn't 'fix' lazy plotting.

    Spoiler

    'lampshading' is when you (as an author) 'shine a light on' the cliche or hack thing that you did. This is often a person talking about the very ridiculous/lucky thing that occurs in the story despite common sense. This is pretty much what the title here does.

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  • The MCs attitude is a bit too 'convenient', and is a common/cliche mindset for 'Gary Stu' like stories.
  • Putting together 'looks like yet another harem story' with a protag that 'refuses to eat the dinner placed before him' (for no good reason) is always confusing to me. Why do authors mix these two things?

    In this story how many girls have been introduced that don't want the MC?
The Different:

  • Throwing in 'computer hacking' and having the hacker's (fake) background details be revealed in a reasonably detailed manner was a pretty unexpected bonus.
  • Haven't decided if the 'basketball' thing is a waste or not yet- guess we'll wait to see where it goes.
Overall, not a bad time killer. Light, easy to digest, and plot points that could develop into interesting drama... An odd 'balance' of interesting and ridiculous. We'll see where it goes...
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useless.reader
useless.reader rated it
September 7, 2020
Status: c48
well written, and nice pacing and good story, one of best modern story cn.

the story are not that cliche that makes you sudder, its rather enjoyable.

i am always waiting for new chapter daily, its a rare treasure I found randomly, high recommended.

even the translation is good, the story may seems strange reading the description, but its good.

i have read cn, kn, jn, in about hundreds, and this is among top 5 to me, even about top 2 for me. Its soo good.
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MyRAMEN
MyRAMEN rated it
July 18, 2021
Status: c167
Spoiler

Edit: Was pretty enjoyable read till around 100 where the MC started to not care about others, his gf started to basically encourage him to cheat, and where MC started to get in bed with girls, but has no reactions and is skipped over which doesn't make sense due to the body change in beginning Chap to his Nether regions. But even if it is skipped to avoid R18, not a single amount of emotions were present other than a single sentence saying they did it. I also dislike how this became a harem, and especially this one where the the book had actual characters that readers relate and grow to like with, only to become extremely lazy character writing from when thec finally does his gf, compared to the rest of the story that came before. I really hate when authors ruin good books like this. Honestly I am surprisingly okay with harem for once in this one, but with the romance being thrown out, MC personality becoming a jerk, and his gf being made for the sole purpose to make the MC cheat on her and her to want him to cheat to be happy, I am triggered. Beyond triggered.

I was worried when I saw 2 star review I see every time I do a new Chap, but it was better than I thought. This was a pretty good casual read and slice of life together with the story. I also wish to say that the 2 star review mentioned that MC was a duck. I beg to differ, because I did not see that. Maybe he might become one later as I only read to translation, where he read the raws, so might become worse. This book also seems to be going harem root, and like most of those novels, it'll likely Self destruct, changing my rating to a 3.

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leo12345
leo12345 rated it
March 30, 2023
Status: --
The main problems I had with this novel were the fact that the romance with all the female leads feels forced. I mean after MC bagged a perfectly good girlfriend, he upped the intensity of his already ambiguous relationship with the bar manager. Then the girlfriend, after like a month of dating, catches him with evidence of cheating. And for the sake of the harem tag, says that its her fault for not being able to prevent MC from flirting with other girls??? This leads to the MC flirting with... more>> other female leads so ridiculously openly, even in front of the drunk sleeping gf. I just found this strange because at least for me, that's not how real people act.

Also some of the abilities he received like basketball and Deadpool regeneration are useless and there just for the sake of being there. The basketball one is just to do a subtle flex in front of the school before he goes back to being low-key. And for the Deadpool regeneration, and even the fighting skill, these would only work if there was an action tag. If not, what's the point of having regeneration in a slice of life?

And lastly, I really didn't care too much after he decided to quit hacking. I really wanted a 'catch me if you can' scenario with him and the government. The story arcs after didn't really catch my interest.

All in all, it was fairly entertaining to read. A two seemed too harsh because it's not that bad so I gave it a three. <<less
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Meloonseed
Meloonseed rated it
August 11, 2020
Status: c11
It's pretty great so far. 11 chapters in, has so far delivered on what the synopsis has promised: a super hacker, hot male model body, dig bick protagonist.

The TL says that he likes this novel even up to the 300 chapter mark where he's currently at and hopes to maybe even get a license on it, so you can be sure that he's
Spoiler

probably

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not going to drop it.

If you're interested, give it a read :D
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somerandomreadingenthusiast
somerandomreadingenthusiast rated it
May 19, 2022
Status: Completed
First I gotta say that this story is bullshit, extremely early romance, op as f*ck MC, random abilities, and on top of that, MC is a motherf*cker like he was poor before and now that he's rich, he's gotta act it out like an absolute dickhead, this story is centered around the fact that the MC is invincible, pretty much no setbacks (the problems are supposed to be impossible but MC spends like 2 chapters and boom problem resolved), in short, its complete wish fulfillment.
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JetonS
JetonS rated it
September 28, 2020
Status: c58
Alright folks let me tell you.

This is a great find. You know all these Chinese WN which not only have cliche set ups, but are also utterly cringey to read ? Well for this novel, only the first part of my description applies. Yes it is stereotyped, yes it has nothing extravagant or original so to speak of, but it has the merit of doing that well.

I shall warn you, if you are looking for some delicacy with intertwined story lines, under lying meanings behind words, complicated feelings of love... more>> or whatever, well sorry to disappoint, this is not the case at all. Instead it is a light hearted novel with a really like-able main character, yes he does act like your typical Chinese webtoon protagonist, but he does not act out of line, like forcefully showing off, there are no (up to chapter 58 at least) villains whose purpose is solely to put the MC under the spotlights. No villain to beat up and win the heart of young girls. Just realistic approach of how people would behave (playing basketball and not getting into a fight, but shaking hands after a superbe match), I could give you lots of examples of why you should give it a try, but just let me end this review in one sentence:

this novel is funny and enjoyable to read, you don’t need to overthink your brain, just pure enjoyment. Go give it a try people <<less
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Coldxfire
Coldxfire rated it
March 19, 2023
Status: c99
I have mixed feelings about this one...

The story is nice and not really that cringe. The MC doesn't go about showing his powers to everyone tho there is some face slapping here and there.

As in all novels mostly the MC goes around flirting with other girls although he has a gf. I don't really mind this but the fact that his girlfriend says that it's her fault for not being able to prevent him from flirting with other girls, is a bit disturbing since that's really not something she can... more>> control.

The characters are fine in most regards but they have many short comings and definitely not as nice as the author makes them out to be.

The story is well written and more like a slice of life with the Mc's day to day life. It can be improved a lot tho.

Overall 3.5 stars from me <<less
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Mr.Yama
Mr.Yama rated it
August 23, 2020
Status: v1c33
Well I don't usually take to reviewing but let's just say that if you are a fan of a light and humorous read with semi interesting trope written in an interesting way, then this is your book. The author has done a really good job in thinking out his novel and I really thank him for not making the protagonist arrogant or narcissistic like many of the other Chinese light novels I read.

I have only read upto C32 so I can't provide any professional view of the book on the... more>> whole but I can say in short that it has a very good start. <<less
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TurdFerguson777
TurdFerguson777 rated it
January 27, 2022
Status: --
It was okay and pretty intersting at the start but then it became completely ret*rded, its not even one of those stories that you can brainlessly enjoy because the way the author writes is completely lazy, furthermore he makes the make character very aggravating to read about. What goes on in this author's mind is a complete mystery, another mystery is how he has the capability to use a computer and write stuff when he can't even form coherent thoughts.
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1Sami
1Sami rated it
January 7, 2022
Status: c95
This is such a fun read so far! A lot of novels with similar plotlines turn boring around this point, with the MC acting like a playboy and misunderstandings all over but the FL in this one is really understanding of work and doesn't immediately assume that the MC is cheating on her. I do wish that he didn't have such ambiguous relationships with the sisters but so far nothing overboard has happened. I can't wait for more chapters to come out!
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snoopy
snoopy rated it
September 13, 2020
Status: c51
So, I gave this a 4 start review... You can split it up as something along the lines of 4.5 star translation review (some spelling errors, but ultimately very good and very consistent), and a story review around 3 stars.

The premise is fun enough; main character getting tossed around by the random words of strangers is a unique idea, and I would have liked to read that story. Unfortunately, that story ended in chapter ten, and then it was just sort of... Generic Chinese novel story about what people look... more>> like, how much money they have, and how catty they can be about the money and looks of other people. Even the characters that are supposed to not be superficial are absolutely superficial. I mean, there's an entire chapter dedicated to the kind and beautiful female lead laughing at a less attractive woman because she dreams of dating the attractive basketball genius main character, allowing her to be humiliated due to an early corrected misunderstanding, and then laughing at how upset she is as they leave to have dinner together. Yes, grade-a human being.

Anyway, it's a good example of what it is (modern Chinese wish fulfillment story), but using the entire premise as nothing but a setup to turn the normal main character into a stunningly masculine male model basketball genius super hacker that is also hung like a horse is such a sad waste of an interesting idea. <<less
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August 29, 2020
Status: c69
Well, do go pass the paywall great translator!

It is still rather lighthearted in term of writing, like slice of life and stuff, but seeing the author paywalled C70 and beyond, I'd say that from the C500++'s titles tells us a more intense story. Hopefully don't deviate too far from the core.
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BlinkToThePast
BlinkToThePast rated it
January 7, 2024
Status: c175
This is a decent 'turn off your brain' wish fulfillment novel. However, before anything that might even slightly be a challenging the MC conveniently gain the supernatural ability to overcome it. Hacker skills, combat abilities, sports ability, the ability to regenerate like Deadpool (lmao). If you come in with few expectations of good story structure it's a good self insert harem time wasters.

But! My major gripe is that the translation quality takes a major nosedive around chapter 100. To the point it's clearly not the same translator even on the... more>> same site and the new one is probably using machine translation. Fantasy world online is notorious for their subpar translation quality but even for them this one is doo doo and makes me want to drop tbh. <<less
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johncaraon
johncaraon rated it
January 1, 2024
Status: --
Quite entertaining at first but it became too focused on romance. The problem with that is you rarely read a really good romance, especially in web novels. Now, in this case, The number 1 beauty fell in love with this poor guy (MC). This is a normal scenario but everything after that changes. The character becomes s*upid like in every novel when it comes to romance.

The MC who is now taken and has a girlfriend still flirting with this Li sister. Saying it as flirting is underestimating it. Since that... more>> girl also sleeps and the MC hugging that girl. The logic of MC 'cheating' means the girl (GF) is not satisfying him enough so it's the GF's fault. I will be much better if they are not official.

Not only that, this one suffers the same fate of being a 'low profile' troupe. There's one scenario where he was accused of stealing something since he bought a necklace that cost 19million. He lied about the price first saying it's 1900 while exposing her to danger. Imagine wearing a 19million necklaces for everyday life like going to school or something. The usual urban genre flexing its wealth and power is much better than this one. The MC can't even pamper his GF. If you have nothing to read like me, read this. But if you have other stacked then read that.

2/5 <<less
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mcahmad
mcahmad rated it
February 20, 2021
Status: c63
This is surprisingly good, it’s a easy and light read, the translator did a good job. I didn’t expect to enjoy it as much as I did.
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Shuchou
Shuchou rated it
January 25, 2021
Status: --
First and foremost I just want to say that I love Harem. The more girl there is, the more I like it.... But this novel, Holy sh*t it questioned my love for harem. Why? Because how good the first heroine is!

Bai Xiaochun is way too good of a woman to make someone like me who loves Harem wish that this story isn't harem.

: She doesn't mind MC having harem. It's not a good characteristic which is definitely be agreed on by many. After all, there's no way there's a woman... more>> that are open minded like that. I'd say, she's an epitome of what you call, a fictional character.

If so, why do I like her? Well of you throw reasoning aside she's FAQing CUTE! And cute is justice! She's just way too adorable to be in a Harem story. If she were in a romance story then she's as cute as Yamato from Ore monogatari or Miyuki from Mahouka (the cuteness). She's a character you might not like base on preference but never hate. And this novel is doing her injustice. I'd really prefer this not to end up as a harem truthfully.

Now for my review.

The story isn't exciting like most of modern world harem CN novels but it's more of a Slice of life novel. Day to day experience of the MC, goofing around, making money, messing with girls etc etc. The MC is OP since no one can challenge him in hacking to the point of he can hack a big company in an hour and lose all their money without knowing where it went, not even the government.

Seriously this novel doesn't have much to offer but it doesn't mean it's bad. It's fun to read, a bit of face slapping and etc. This novel is worth a try if you are bored. I promise it's worth it.

But seriously, even if there's a chance that the story of this novel is only 1 out of 5 I'd still give it 5 star. Since the first heroine, Bai Xiaochun is worth 5 star for me. <<less
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AtnShadid
AtnShadid rated it
October 8, 2020
Status: c29
Despite being Cliche, was enjoyable to read till that Li Sisi.

Spoiler

A female character ruining the novel and making the quality go down from good to tr*sh. S*upid MC interactions with her. Meh.

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