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98 Chapters + 22 Extra
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Weekly Rank: #2418
Monthly Rank: #3997
All Time Rank: #3793
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On 3218 Reading Lists
Monthly Rank: #5577
All Time Rank: #2951

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Suddenly transmigrating as the green tea b*tch villainess in a novel, Zuo Bian heard a self-proclaimed system say, “Ding, in order to continue living, you have been bound to system 555.”

“Congratulations, Host, you are qualified to play the green tea b*tch villainess, to promote the development of the plot. Please, Host, read the Green Tea Manual, and attract the female lead.”

The ancient person Zuo Bian who didn’t understand the meaning of “green tea” carried the “Green Tea Manual”. In order to complete the task, Zuo Bian desperately tried to get the female lead’s attention, and then tell her:

“You are so kind to me, yet I have nothing to reward you with.”

“He misunderstood, it’s all my bad, let me explain.”

“He’s actually very good, just misunderstood us, you shouldn’t be so fierce to him.”

“He’s spoiled, I certainly can’t bear to let my boyfriend work hard.”

“The rain is heavy, and I am soaked all over, he is away, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?”

“This is the last time I will call you big sister. Let’s stop contacting. I don’t want to make him unhappy.”

Zuo Bian, who thought that she would successfully complete the task, was pressed against the wall by the female lead, and heard her say, “Since you want to repay me, just give yourself to me. Don’t call me big sister. Call me wife. ”

Wait, what!? This development is a bit wrong?

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绿茶原地翻车GL
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  5. PEAK BAIHE ~complete~

Latest Release

Date Group Release
02/23/25 Dobytranslations c120
02/23/25 Dobytranslations c119
02/23/25 Dobytranslations c118 part2
02/23/25 Dobytranslations c118 part1
02/23/25 Dobytranslations c117
02/23/25 Dobytranslations c116
02/09/25 Dobytranslations c115
02/09/25 Dobytranslations c114
02/09/25 Dobytranslations c113
02/05/25 Dobytranslations c112
02/05/25 Dobytranslations c111
02/05/25 Dobytranslations c110
01/29/25 Dobytranslations c109
01/29/25 Dobytranslations c108
01/29/25 Dobytranslations c107
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Chisaki
Chisaki rated it
July 1, 2020
Status: c8
There hasn't been many interactions between the MC and FL, but I'm loving it so far. The MC has incredible martial arts and the FL is an extremely competent businesswoman. The naïve MC is the one wooing the cool and experienced FL, which is a refreshing break from the overbearing CEO trope.

The MC is lovable, the system is funny, and the FL seems cold but is actually kind and caring. I highly suggest you give this one a try. I'm eagerly waiting for new chapters (^ O ^) /
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Pachia320
Pachia320 rated it
August 4, 2020
Status: c9
I actually had Yuri stereotypes in my head and refused to read any Yuri but now, I feel that this is cuter than yaoi. The story is funny and cute. It is very comical in a cute way which makes readers want to keep reading
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Cereal Is Life
Cereal Is Life rated it
February 21, 2021
Status: Completed
Zuo Bian (MC)

A pure-minded cultivator that was secluded from the world died for saving a child, her soul was taken to Earth where she gained the identity of a wealthy young lady who was well cared for by her parents and older brother. With a system that wrote the Green Tea Manual for her to be a villainess and break up the 'plot' of the female lead and the "male lead", she went to seduce the female lead unknowingly.

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Spoiler

She ended up being a successful actress who acted as a female cultivator in a TV drama series and a dual personality main lead in a movie. Her family has ties with the Qin Family for being the sponsors of her first drama series. She became accustomed to living on earth as her second life and got married to the one she loves even giving birth to a daughter known as Qin Long.

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Qin Ai (Female Lead)

After her father's death, the rebellious teenage girl/gangster boss dove into the business world to save her family's business and became the supporting pillar for her mother and younger brother. She was feared in the business world and her identity was not known to the public. A person who has given up on her hobbies such as playing games, playing the piano, car racing, etc. since her youth, was reintroduced when an innocent minded young lady bursts into her world and kept making advancements on her.

Read on to see how a wolf conceals itself to entrap an innocent bunny for a lifetime of happiness.

Spoiler

She ended up giving birth to a daughter named Zuo Ling.

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This is a story of smut with the interaction between the 2 leads and how the MC adapts to the world that protects her
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from being the 100th sacrificial offering of her teacher.

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Her system, 555 and a frog.

The light waters of the entertainment biz. The happiness of having a caring family, best supporting in-law, and a jealous brother. Pissing and face slapping both her love rivals and her system unintentionally by being blunt.

Spoiler

It will ultimately test Zuo Bian's will to cultivate the 'Killing Wife Dao' to become an immortal who will regret it and want to revive her...

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kawaii12345
kawaii12345 rated it
April 1, 2021
Status: c28
TLDR Starts strong dies quickly couldn't read any more after ch. 28

The novel has one gag Zou Bian has a 5 yr olds comprehension of the world. It's not impossible to sustain a novel with such a slim repertoire but this one didn't. After the first few times the gag got old and in the end light comedy shouldn't be a struggle.
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blazingseraph
blazingseraph rated it
July 27, 2020
Status: Completed
I really enjoyed this. It was quite slowburn but the romance ended up being really sweet and the lead characters are lovable. There's not much else to say beyond this, it was just a really nice story.
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ninja_jane
ninja_jane rated it
December 12, 2021
Status: c28
omg this is so cute! The MC is so straightforward and blunt but I don't really attribute that to childishness, she is a grown woman, who matured outside the games that modern people (and here in the novel/present time rich people) play with each other and their veneer of politeness. Their growing relationship is adorable and I can't wait to read more, so happy someone picked up this translation again!
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Qing.Riyu
Qing.Riyu rated it
March 2, 2025
Status: c98
98 is the ending of the main story. I'd recommend to ppl that like fluff and not a lot of plot. Because there isnt a lot of plot. I started skimming through the chapters from ch70? Onwards since I lost interest in the slice of life.

you can still follow the major outline even if you skim through the chapters. You'll see for yourself what's important to read attentively and what's not worth your time.

it got rlly tiring for me and felt like a waste of time but I do see... more>> the appeal for others. It's a fun casual read.

the fluff is well written and lighthearted. But not worth 4 stars for me since I didnt feel like I could get properly invested. <<less
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Zemmiaphobia
Zemmiaphobia rated it
December 1, 2021
Status: c28
This novel is so cute! Childish MC are really hit or miss, sometimes they're cute, sometimes they're annoying, but this MC manages to be really adorable. The plot is a little confusing at first because ... more>>
Spoiler

the MC's system is lying to her about her tasks but it was hard to figure out what exactly the system was lying about at first.

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but there is very little drama and mostly the novel focuses on the MC and the FL.

I like the FL a lot too, she's a great character. Honestly, she doesn't seem that black belly to me, just a bit of an ice queen, but the way she dotes on the MC is super cute. <<less
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PinguBear
PinguBear rated it
May 20, 2021
Status: c11
aaaaaa finally it got picked up againn !! This GL series has a lot of potential. I've been looking forward to it getting a new translator for months now, finally !!
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riajhart
riajhart rated it
January 9, 2025
Status: c73
Dropped.

While the setting is interesting, the execution is way too bland.

The writing itself is the problem, it's way too straightforward and simple. I felt like this author treated everything halfheartedly, it was impossible for me to feel anything about the characters or what they are going through.

It gave me the feeling that I was reading the summary of a book told to me by someone else.

If this premise and set up was tackled by another author it could have been so much more than it is, it's a shame.

... more>>
Spoiler

The whole plot of the past world the MC came from being so intertwined with this world she is "given a second chance" in has SO much potential.

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eorinsun
eorinsun rated it
May 11, 2025
Status: Completed
This isn't the worst novel on this site, tbh. It's fluffy and sweet but it's just too slow moving and boring for me. There was an attempt to spice things up by the author but the resolution came swiftly and so undramatically, you wonder why they even tried.

Expect some amount of fantasy elements walking into the novel because I didn't and the ... more>>
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talking frog

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certainly caught me off guard, among other things they tried to put in this messy bandage of a plot attempt.

It probably would've been better if they focused more on the main characters' relationship, at least it just falls into full fluff sort of novel and easier to recommend/review. Alas. <<less
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Tras
Tras rated it
May 8, 2025
Status: c87
I'm guessing people like the endless fluff between every single thing moving the story forward, but to me it's just way to much. I'm all for fluff if it's interesting and well written, this one was not especially not after they finally get together.

It was cute at first but later it all just felt soulless and very annoying. They hint at the story moving forward one sentence, followed by an entire chapter of fluff, then "Ooooh maybe we'll do something with the story or just literally anything else!" and back... more>> to more fluff identical to the one before.

It's like smut without the smut. Rather useless. <<less
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aphellion
aphellion rated it
March 27, 2025
Status: --
An absolute riot! But got really boring real quick.

The MC is very simple-minded and a little dumb, but the world is very kind to her so instead of being an irritating quality, her simple-mindedness makes her more lovable, both to the readers and to the other characters, especially to her family and the FL.

This novel is really sweet, like pure 100% sugar, and that's really nice. But it gets incredibly boring as time goes on because there's really nothing to look forward to. What I mean by that is they're... more>> already all so happy that each chapter just felt like it was dragging the story on and on with only the barest hint of actual plot.

Now, I love fluff as much as the next girl, but I'm sure there was a way to write a fluff-only story that still makes the reader invested in reading more. However, I don't think this novel managed that, at least not for me.

Read this if you just want a nice, sweet, and simple story with just a hint of drama and little plot. But if you want more than that, then I suggest you find something because while I think the novel is teasing that it's building towards something, I do not want to read through chapters upon chapters of tooth-rotting fluff just in the hopes of getting actual plot. <<less
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Bzaurpa
Bzaurpa rated it
July 15, 2024
Status: c33
Cute, cuter, cuteness overload. It's relaxing, fluffy and sometimes funny read. No drama, no hidden intrigue, no misunderstandings, just straightforward MC and just as straightforward plot. There are small events to keep things intresting, but relationship between MC and FL develops without any bigger obstacles. It's smooth ride, ideal if you want to chill out and put yourself in happy mood.
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Kimbaps
Kimbaps rated it
April 16, 2022
Status: c28
Such an amazing story so far. I love how wholesome it is and I really hope that more chapters would come soon. I've been waiting for this for a long time and I love the MC and FL's relationship so much.
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axelmania
axelmania
February 6, 2022
Status: c23
This novel made me realize that I can love a Chinese webnovel. It's so funny, not just in the system shenanigans but due to the character designs themselves. The romantic dynamic is a really confident, pure-hearted woman who nevertheless was raised in another world and gets easily deceived with a jaded, cold woman who softens to her sincerity and becomes a sort of overprotective predator. What gets really funny is when the protagonist (the first woman) starts acting in wuxia drama because she really was a cultivator in real life... more>> and it goes great. The entertainment setting isn't just for backstabbing drama, though there is that, there's a lot of work and acting. Most importantly though, this novel is romantic and quite hot. The fumbling of the protagonist towards her love interest and the deliberate holding back of the love interest despite her desires that sometimes breaks... it's so f*cking good. The translation could be clearer in places, but this is a win. <<less
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Shuryo_CN
Shuryo_CN rated it
October 5, 2024
Status: Completed
It is a very wholesome story.

Both the characters are very straightforward and expresses their feelings that avoid miscommunication. The MC is kind of dumb, but mostly because she's not from the modern world, therefore lack quite a bit of common knowledge. Furthermore, she's kind of a muscle head, and the only thing she's good at is martial arts and flirting with the FL. The FL, on her part, is a cold president who has a scary smile. The way she immediately takes a liking for the idiot MC is also... more>> quite entertaining in its own way.

The novel ended quite abruptly in the MTL, but there's a lot of extras that sort of make up for it. Idk why there's a pregnancy tag when at most it was just a mention that the MC and FL had children in the extras.

Well, overall, a sweet read with an MC in the martial art entertainment industry and an FL with a fton of money. <<less
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