Green Tea Villainess Fails


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Suddenly transmigrated as a Green Tea B*tch Villainess in the novel, Zuo Bian heard a self-proclaimed system say: “Ding, in order to continue living, you are bound to system 555.”

“Congratulation Host, you are qualified to play the Green Tea B*tch Villainess, to promote the development of the plot. Please, host read the Green Tea manual, and attract the Female Lead.”

The Ancient person Zuo Bian who didn’t understand the meaning of “Green Tea” carried the “Green Tea Manual”. In order to complete the task, Zuo Bian desperately tried to get Female Lead’s attention, and then tell her:

“You are so kind to me, yet I have nothing to reward you.”

“He misunderstood, it’s all my bad, let me explain.”

“He is actually very good, just misunderstood us, you shouldn’t be so fierce to him.”

“He is spoiled, I certainly can’t bear to let my girlfriend work hard.”

“The rain is heavy, and I am soaked all over, he is away, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?”

“This is the last time I will call you big sister. Let’s stop contacting. I don’t want to make him unhappy.”

Zuo Bian, who thought that she would successfully complete the task, was pressed against the wall by the female lead, and then she heard the Female Lead say: “Since you want to repay me, just give yourself to me. Don’t call me big sister. Call me wife. ”

Wait, what!? This development is a bit wrong?

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Pachia320 rated it
August 4, 2020
Status: c9
I actually had Yuri stereotypes in my head and refused to read any Yuri but now, I feel that this is cuter than yaoi. The story is funny and cute. It is very comical in a cute way which makes readers want to keep reading
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Chisaki rated it
July 1, 2020
Status: c8
There hasn't been many interactions between the MC and FL, but I'm loving it so far. The MC has incredible martial arts and the FL is an extremely competent businesswoman. The naïve MC is the one wooing the cool and experienced FL, which is a refreshing break from the overbearing CEO trope.

The MC is lovable, the system is funny, and the FL seems cold but is actually kind and caring. I highly suggest you give this one a try. I'm eagerly waiting for new chapters (^ O ^) /
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blazingseraph rated it
July 27, 2020
Status: Completed
I really enjoyed this. It was quite slowburn but the romance ended up being really sweet and the lead characters are lovable. There's not much else to say beyond this, it was just a really nice story.
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Cereal Is Life rated it
February 21, 2021
Status: Completed
Zuo Bian (MC)

A pure-minded cultivator that was secluded from the world died for saving a child, her soul was taken to Earth where she gained the identity of a wealthy young lady who was well cared for by her parents and older brother. With a system that wrote the Green Tea Manual for her to be a villainess and break up the 'plot' of the female lead and the "male lead", she went to seduce the female lead unknowingly.

... more>>

She ended up being a successful actress who acted as a female cultivator in a TV drama series and a dual personality main lead in a movie. Her family has ties with the Qin Family for being the sponsors of her first drama series. She became accustomed to living on earth as her second life and got married to the one she loves even giving birth to a daughter known as Qin Long.


Qin Ai (Female Lead)

After her father's death, the rebellious teenage girl/gangster boss dove into the business world to save her family's business and became the supporting pillar for her mother and younger brother. She was feared in the business world and her identity was not known to the public. A person who has given up on her hobbies such as playing games, playing the piano, car racing, etc. since her youth, was reintroduced when an innocent minded young lady bursts into her world and kept making advancements on her.

Read on to see how a wolf conceals itself to entrap an innocent bunny for a lifetime of happiness.


She ended up giving birth to a daughter named Zuo Ling.


This is a story of smut with the interaction between the 2 leads and how the MC adapts to the world that protects her

from being the 100th sacrificial offering of her teacher.

Her system, 555 and a frog.

The light waters of the entertainment biz. The happiness of having a caring family, best supporting in-law, and a jealous brother. Pissing and face slapping both her love rivals and her system unintentionally by being blunt.


It will ultimately test Zuo Bian's will to cultivate the 'Killing Wife Dao' to become an immortal who will regret it and want to revive her...

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kawaii12345 rated it
April 1, 2021
Status: c28
TLDR Starts strong dies quickly couldn't read any more after ch. 28

The novel has one gag Zou Bian has a 5 yr olds comprehension of the world. It's not impossible to sustain a novel with such a slim repertoire but this one didn't. After the first few times the gag got old and in the end light comedy shouldn't be a struggle.
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