Flash Marriage


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Flash marriage may seem like a trifling matter,

But in fact, a long-term courtship does not necessarily guarantee a happy marriage.

The most important point is –

Meeting the right people at the right time.

A spinster who is desperate to get married met a prospective male at a blind date.

The first sentence: 房事 “consummation ……”

The second sentence: 婚事 “marriage ……”

The third sentence “I’m gay!”

The fourth sentence “Lets get married!”

The fastest “flash marriage” in history is also the year’s most interesting wedding infighting.

Female lead: Guan Xiao Yan, a spinster;

Male lead: Jiang Li, a self-professed “gay”.

In order to get rid of the trouble of going to blind dates, both leads picked up a marriage license in just a few hours after meeting on a blind date. This is the fastest “flash marriage” in history.

Infighting during married life and revolutionary love quietly follows …

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Date Group Release
09/19/18 CatMeme6 ss 3
09/19/18 CatMeme6 ss 2
09/19/18 CatMeme6 ss 1
09/19/18 CatMeme6 epilogue 3
09/19/18 CatMeme6 epilogue 2
09/19/18 CatMeme6 epilogue 1
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c67
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c66
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c65
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c64
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c63
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c62
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c61
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c60
09/19/18 CatMeme6 c59
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Fathom rated it
November 8, 2015
Status: --
Absolutely hilarious! I love the MC and her snarky relationships with everyone. Up to ch 19 there isn't any romantic feelings from the MC, instead it's all about the MC trying to one up her husband, mother, BFF, and gaming friend. Instead she always fails miserably. It's a great comedic day in the life of a 28 year old virgin with a low IQ.
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Klaruza rated it
June 2, 2018
Status: Completed
Actually I finish this story from wattpad... (Yes someone translate is till the end😆) thanks to @CatMeme6

Overall I really like all the lead, the MC although dumb she's so loyal like puppies

And the ML is decent and cute (if jealous)

The plot is also clear, both of them had a bad past but eventually will overcome it

You should try it out. I really enjoy it till the end 😄
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Bloodwolf466 rated it
June 24, 2019
Status: --
This novel just left a bitter taste in my mouth the entire time. I feel like all we see the ML do is bring the protagonist down, demeaning her and destroying any self confidence she has at every moment. The FL shows slight semblances of intelligence sometimes, but for the vast majority of the novel the author just left her with an endless void for a brain. We see him tear off her wings and tie him to her by manipulating her job, friends, and family while she does nothing... more>> other than get vaguely annoyed. EVERY time. If she comes up with a reasonable argument to be mad (like it should be hard with the way he treats her) then it’s because someone else thought of it.

She nearly gets raped TWICE on the same day, and that turns into absolutely nothing.


I can’t handle this FL with no brain, backbone, or self worth. <<less
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Raksha rated it
October 22, 2017
Status: Completed
Being a bit stupid is cute. But a stupid 27-year old MC is annoying. Her personality is very likable and fun. But the author making her too stupid became too annoying later on. She's also weak-willed when it comes to her husband. She may have been fighting back but the author did not gave her any chance to win at all. This kind of MCs are the most annoying. Like SA or Maid-sama. Plus the ML is also too diabolical. Leaving the MC believing that he really is gay and... more>> have a boyfriend is too... evil. Seriously, what are you doing author? <<less
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earlgreyt rated it
October 14, 2018
Status: Completed
Overall, cute novel, slice-of-life-ish. MC is a pretty foolish but straightforward girl. Even though she is teased to be super average, not-good-looking, etc, her personality still attracted handsome men. Although this trope was a little overdone, the oneshot moments looking through the men's eyes made it pretty believable/reasonable how they each fell for her.

There were some surprisingly good and emotional moments between the ML and the MC. Both had been hurt in the past, so it was touching to see how they struggled with that.

It would be really nice to... more>> read just ONE story where the MC is smarter than the ML in a C-novel. This will never happen, unfortunately (might be a cultural thing??). Instead, we have an overabundance of 'dumb-but-purehearted' MCs who are pretty much always under the ML's thumb. (And it would be nice if the MC would stop putting herself down in her thoughts too.) I'm really starting to appreciate K-novels more now... <<less
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Arnissan rated it
July 15, 2016
Status: c28 part3
Even though it's full of chinese romcom tropes, it's still enjoyable.
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June 28, 2019
Status: Completed
I'm quiet satisfied with this novel. Fun story line, happy ending.. It would be better if the are side story of He Zi and Han Xiao together and also Wang Kai POV
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fltstrt rated it
February 23, 2019
Status: Completed
Story: 3.5/5

You see, I am familiar w the author's works. I more or less understand and enjoy her humour. However, halfway through the story I was ready for it to end. A large part could be due to the way the story was being translated.

Which brings to my next point below. Before committing to this story, pls be aware that the story changed hands 3 times. TL: 2/5 (Pratii c1-28), 4/5 (baixingheiyue c29-43), 5/5 (catmeme6 c44-68)

I realised belatedly that Translator of c1-28, Pratii @booksmovieandbeyond does not in fact understand... more>> Chinese at all. You can read more about her translating methodology at the beginning of c19.1.

Naturally do not expect her piece to be an accurate transliteration of the original. Pratii took many liberaties as she saw fit (for better, or for worst) and she calls it her very own rendition of the story.

While readable and perhaps a slight upgrade from a MTL story.. It doesn't change the fact that many jokes aren't reflected well. The nuanced comedic angle which was what I came for, is unfortunately lost/butchered in translation. It was honestly quite excruciating to trudge though c1-28 that houses a graveyard of grammar mistakes and incorrect usage of vocab. <<less
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mshh rated it
March 25, 2018
Status: Completed
The story is interesting and comical. An easy light-heart read. No angst or drama. I like this author and her novels thus far has not disappoint.


with a dense MC being fooled by her husband who pretended to be gay. Their interactions are funny as he tries to tell her subtly his feelings that developed later. ML seems to have a tsundere personality?

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shouahang58 rated it
August 22, 2017
Status: Completed
I was very hesitant to read this but surprisingly I like this novel more than I thought I would.


I somewhat wish that the female lead was a bit smarter, cause the male lead always a step above her which get annoying after seeing this repeatedly through out the novel.
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silent hobby rated it
September 24, 2018
Status: ss 3
Although this novel a bit weird but it is an enjoyable novel. First of all, the translator was doing wonderful job.

The Female MC is stupid but in a cute way. The main couple has some conflicts and crisis but they manage to solve them nicely.

If you like modern fluffy romance, this novel is a great choice and I enjoy this reading journey.
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SublimiSomnium rated it
September 21, 2018
Status: --
This is such a strange novel. First of all, I dislike novels with multiple love interests, ditzy heroines, and abusive MLs. However, this novel has all three and I've somehow managed to read every chapter - and enjoy them!

The ultimate saving grace for me was the heroine's narrative. I didn't feel like she was particularly stupid as she is portrayed. In fact, there were several instances where her intellect was effectively demonstrated. It's more like she is too straightforward and petty. I love how these characteristics of hers are shown... more>> to be both her strengths and her weaknesses. She is too straightforward so she is too trusting of the romantic interests when they deny their romantic interest in her, but at the same time it allows her to be honest (sometimes painfully) and to honestly express herself.

As for her pettiness, it is obviously a weakness because it gets her in trouble (a lot). But it is her strength because it is amusing (both for readers and the romantic interests). It also provides motivation for her to try and improve herself (even if ultimately it is so she can one-up somebody). However, although she is consistently petty more often than not she usually gives up on it and just tries to take care of herself.

Another reason I probably stuck through this story is that I wanted to know that she would be alright. I appreciate that the author did not force feed us a stereotypical romance where an OP man falls in love with a ditzy cute girl-next-door. However, it would be nice to at least like some of the romantic interests! Instead, I found myself frequently wanting to scold them like the children they act like and was not in the least bit attracted to any of them, I just wanted to get to the end to know that she wouldn't keep being abused... <<less
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En1gma rated it
September 2, 2018
Status: Completed
The story line is good and the start is well written. Though I did not like how the Female lead is depicted as being overly stupid, but then that's what makes up the story line. Over all a nice fluffy romance story without much drama.

I loved the part from where the ML starts to show his affections toward the FL.

Also liked the way that the author did not abruptly end the novel soon after the ML and FL get together after knowing they have mutual feeling for each other. The... more>> story after that part along with side stories and epilogues are pretty good. <<less
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