F*ck Off Unless You’re The One


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A proud and easily jealous bottom + a gentle and slightly overbearing top

Fang Yuhang was now single.

Because a white lotus appeared between Nan Cheng and him.

Under the encouragement of his friends, he joined a television programme, “Are You The One”.

He wanted to cause frustration to that scum top and that white lotus.

When the television program started.

Fang Yuhang saw his scum top dressed in a suit, standing upright next to him.

F*ck! Fang Yuhang ground his teeth and sent a text to his friends.

“Are you f*cking helping me or digging me a pit?!”


Not everything with barbs are broken glass bits.
Putting it into the mouth, he might be sugar glass.
Although it’ll prick at the mouth, but — he’s still sweet~~

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03/14/19 BlackBoxTL c8 (end)
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Kailyria20 rated it
March 18, 2019
Status: Completed
Hmm...I felt his boyfriend was a bit too insensitive in this case, though I understand there are reasons he could've told him or something instead of letting him feel insecure like that... I don't believe most people would be comfortable with having your partner's ex staying in the same house.
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Kagebutts rated it
May 10, 2019
Status: Completed
F*ck Off Unless You’re The One


It really is a short story, read it very quickly. It has little snippets of their relationship in the past for some insight, not much but still quite cute, can't expect much from a short story. Fang Yuhang is like what the other reviews say: annoying, petty and overindulged by Nan Cheng which I guess is one of the main reasons as to why he is so bratty. Nan Cheng is similar to the many other typical partners in danmei novels.

Not much to say but... more>> I did find it entertaining, not that great though. <<less
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earlgreyt rated it
April 16, 2019
Status: Completed
I think the description for this novel makes it sound much more interesting than it actually is...

Essentially, this is a predictable dog-blood short story about a couple's lack of communication and "misunderstanding" that was blown up by the MC because he is still incredibly insecure despite being in the relationship for 6 years already. SIX YEARS!! I think the set-up would have made a lot more sense if the relationship was new...

Well anyway, the author intended it to be comedic but the problematic parts of the relationship were so extreme... more>> that it felt like at tragedy instead. It was not very funny, but I did shed some tears... what can I say, I'm a sucker for emotional hits to the stomach.

In the real world, I would recommend the MC (and ML) go see a shrink or get couple's counseling because that level of jealousy/insecurity is absolutely not healthy. I have an acquaintance in real life who was like that for her first relationship and seeing a psychologist truly helped her adjust and enter a happier state of mind. <<less
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Sugaminny rated it
March 19, 2019
Status: c8
If you want positive aspects of the story read the other reviews.

I rated it 1 because what's most important to me in any kind of story is the MC. And the MC in this story is so unlikeable, annoying, jealous like no one else and just makes the whole relationship and storyline in that short story not enjoyable to me.
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March 16, 2019
Status: Completed
3 stars

It's nice in the sense that you can binge read it quickly but the story is pretty lacking. The MC is incredibly insecure till the point it isn't considered cute but more of annoying. As for the ML, I don't have much to say about him as I feel that his presence in the story is quite lacking.

In short, its a nice short read that you can binge quickly but don't expect much story-wise and character-wise.
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April 29, 2019
Status: Completed
Cute quick read. MC might seem annoying as he did break up with ML for

373 times

but since we have no context I find it cute haha. I do wish they focused on the radio show coz that's what the synopsis says, however, the majority of the story is the process of the break up. Nonetheless rating this 4 out of 5. Good for taking a break to all those wuxia novels lol
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Atsuki Joou
Atsuki Joou rated it
March 14, 2019
Status: Completed
I gave it a 5/5 because while reading it I was in a bad mood but by the end of it I relaxed a lot... hurhur

The story is a bit amateurish but for a quick read, it's enjoyable.....

MC is a vinegar tank while the ML is good at taking care of him... could've have been better. The author could have added a bit more substance, the story definitely has potential but alas... we always can't get everything we want....sighs

I just wanted it to be over.... but still if asked I'd... more>> say I liked it a lot... hehehe

I'm being ironic but it gave me that kind of feeling. XD

Happy reading... muah <<less
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Tachi Works
Tachi Works rated it
March 14, 2019
Status: c8
Lol, just a short pda between a couple. Kind of annoying personalities, but that's just my take on it.

In the real world there's definitely people with personalities and relationships like this.
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Acidelia rated it
March 14, 2019
Status: c8
A short-story with a sweet ending! The description was a bit misleading,

as the story focused more on the history of the relationship prior to the breakup, rather than the tv show - which was what caught my eye in the beginning!

but was satisfied with the overall story.
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