Song Cheng, the Eldest Senior Sister and a prodigy of the cultivation world, failed her tribulation and transmigrated into a country bumpkin who had entered the entertainment industry to chase after her idol.

This bumpkin had thrown money at her idol and emotionally manipulated her co-stars. When a sasaeng fan exposed her, her entire past was dredged up.

On the day of her transmigration, the host asked, “Will you choose your idol as your partner?”

Facing a barrage of jeers from the audience, Song Cheng pointed toward the judges’ table under the glaring spotlight. Following her finger, the crowd’s gaze bypassed the idol’s handsome face and landed on Liu Zimang, the Best Actress known for her cool demeanor and formidable talent.

Song Cheng’s voice rang clear: “I’m tone-deaf. Would you be my partner?”

The audience erupted in derisive laughter, nearly tearing the roof off with their mockery. They slapped their thighs, eager to witness the spectacle of her failure. Yet Liu Zimang calmly rose to her feet. “What skills do you have?”

“Life in the mountains was harsh. I only learned a bit of sword and saber techniques from my elders.”

“Then dance with your sword.”

While everyone waited for the duo to crash and burn, the stage transformed into an otherworldly spectacle. One woman played the flute, while the other danced with her sword. As mist billowed across the stage, the audience felt transported to a celestial realm.

The audience: ???

Song Cheng gazed at her family’s sprawling mansion and her parents’ vast fortune, estimated to be worth over a hundred million yuan. Before joy could even reach her face, devastating news arrived.

Her parents: “No quitting the entertainment industry means no money!”

Without a moment’s hesitation, Song Cheng stood firm on her principles: “I can do it!”

But with a five-year contract binding her, the only way to leave the industry was to get her agency to freeze her career.

So she decided to conquer the world by perfecting the “Ge You Slouch,” eating cold rice straight from her lunchbox.

Wait… why is this cold rice steaming?

The other guests stared in disbelief. The martial arts-obsessed idol and Liu Zimang both approached her. “How did you do that? Can you teach me?”

Song Cheng yawned and turned to the idol. “Five hundred thousand yuan, guaranteed to teach you everything?” As she turned to tell Liu Zimang, “I’ll teach you for free,” she accidentally brushed her lips against Liu Zimang’s.

Following the trending hashtags #SongChengLazinessReachesNewHeights, #SongChengMartialArtsSkills, and #SongChengKissesBestActress, the idol who had previously ignored her began showering her with attention. Now, under every trending hashtag featuring Song Cheng, a certain figure could be seen reposting, liking, and leaving comments.

Liu Zimang: “It’s settled. If you kiss, you take responsibility.”

Audience: “Am I seeing things? Shouldn’t the normal plot be about demanding compensation for her first screen kiss?”

Song Cheng went viral after her “salted fish” pose.

Song Cheng: “???”

I just want to go home and inherit my family’s fortune!

The Best Actress pushed her onto the sofa and kissed her. “Inheriting me works just as well.”

Content Tags: Urban Romance, Entertainment Industry, Feel-Good, Lighthearted

One-Sentence Summary: I really don’t want to go viral!

Theme: With the right mindset, life is full of surprises!

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