Conquer God, Asura, and 1000 Beauties

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Jaime was a famous professor in Modern Earth. His whole life was used to capture the Book of Karma, a book which records everything in the universe, to find his true lover, Ye Xiu.

During the course of his journey, he provoked the heaven and had to escape to another world with the Book of Karma. The Creator of all universes punished Jaime by setting him with the task to conquer the three realms! They are: the God’s (deva/deity) realm, the Demon’s (Asura/rakhsasa) realm and the human’s realm. Since he also doubted the Creator, Jaime was further penalised: now he must conquer the heart’s dungeons of 1000 beauties. He had to find a way to open their cold hearts and make them fall in love with him. All of these must be finished in 100 years.

He started his journey as nobody but slowly he conquered a sect, a city, a kingdom, a continent, and then, beautiful women. He fought with many kinds of high-leveled cultivators, demi-gods, half demon, demons and gods.

Jaime was born to kill gods, trample demons and be Emperor of all humans. He was also the Deity of Bullshit. He never really fights against anyone and doesn’t like blood or killing. He cheats, he tricks his enemies, he bribes people, he robs his obstacles, and does everything to win. His smart and unpredictable plans in defeating many high-leveled enemies always leave people in awe. He also made many people to worship him like a real hero.

One after another pretty women and princesses were trapped by his sweet talk and could not resist his professional art of seduction. This is his journey about aiming to be the King of the Three Realms, finding his lover and at the end, finding the origin of all creations.

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XiaoMi
XiaoMi rated it
July 28, 2016
Status: v1c4
After read it, It made me think about the old man and the sea. Writing in a very simple words to present complex idea. Not using complex words to present simple idea. The story is fun and easy to understand. Love it.
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cia92f
cia92f rated it
August 2, 2016
Status: v1c10
This novel is awesome, I love the MC, he's the type that is usually the funny sidekick in most novels. He knows when to kiss ass, when to run, before hiding behind someone more powerfull from where he can show off and swear at the one that follows him, when he gets power he'll take full advantage of it. There are only 10 chapters translated till now but I think it's a pretty good mix between wuxia and comedy.
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RDProduction
RDProduction rated it
August 23, 2016
Status: v2c35
It might start off a little weird in the beginning and you may ask yourself "what the f*ck did I just read?" But then, just like a roller coaster it has it ups and downs, turns and swerves. At times you find yourself cringing at the protagonist's lack of common sense, but then you find yourself laughing your balls off cuz' to hell with it, the author is funny. It's NOT your average Xanxia novel. 5/5 Time to raise the Beggar Sect!
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ZedOud
ZedOud rated it
July 30, 2016
Status: v1c6
Very creative and fun version of "MC knows everything". It's not like that, really, it's a really enjoyable way to see the MC manipulate aggressors and benefit himself using the access to knowledge he has.

So far the MC has been aggressively pushed around and has dealt with the situations with some fun/clever methods. This is the style of story that has you page flipping not for the typical Xianxia power up -> battle formula, but for "that was a fun escape, what's next?"
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Little Big House
Little Big House rated it
August 17, 2016
Status: c29
Awesome story, the MC is really funny. It goes without saying that you should read it. The MC tries to obtain the book of Karma. God gets angry and sends him to a different univers to capture the heart of a thpusand beauties (and become king of the 3 realms).
The book is still in his mind and acts as a "sort of" encyclopedia/game system. He can have any info he wants in exchange of his cultivation levels. Although the book may be OP since it gives him the right... more>> to steal the levels from the monsters (and other stuff that contains spiritual "power" like the coins) he still has to kill them or be present when they are killed. Also, the more OP the reward, the more levels it costs. While on his way to achieve his "mission", we discover more about the Book of Karma, the MC's character and his mindset.

The story is very funny because the MC is really aftaid of dying, shameless (he even goes to self proclaim himself a king and other titles) and cunning. In a lot of Xianxia, the MC acts really emotive and engages wars against enemies stronger than himself throughout those wars the MC always looses a family member or a side character. IT IS NOT THE CASE IN THIS STORY. Here the MC has greater plans, as a 100 years old elder (in the body of a youngster) he controls himself and has no "out of nowhere" thoughts to fight. Although he literally uses others to get through his plans. So yeah not really the wise old man and all that respectful but still a funny strange cunning MC.

The translation is great IMO, and the plot is easy to understand.

The were some amazing plot twist throughout the first arc (Double Moon Sect c1-26)

TL;DR
MC cunning, funny, not super emotionnal
Book OP but not really
No massacre

The story is a bit like I'm Really a Superstar or The Almighty Martial Arts System. The MC reminds me of Bai Xiaochun, MC of A Thought Trough Eternity.

I definitively recommend this novel. <<less
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Miiami
Miiami rated it
August 14, 2016
Status: --
I really enjoy this. I don't know what SPWJin is saying. His item isn't OP. It is an equal exchange item. And just because you are 100 doesn't mean that you are wise. That notion is ridiculous. Also Intelligence doesn't equal wisdom. I like Jaime. He is fun and exaggerated. The comedy in this one is straight forward. Jaime is like a grade A swindler, that you know he is tricking you but you love him anyway. I rate this a 5 on enjoyment factor.
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MondoX
MondoX rated it
August 12, 2016
Status: v1c4
The MC is over 100 years old, and has completed reasearch on several subjects to accomplish his life's goal. He ends up being reincarnated, as a young child, and has a book that can give him information, and skills on almost anything for exchange of spirtial, and mental energy (Levels). He becomes a slave for what seems to be one of the worst sects in all of the wuxia/xianxia. He is bullied, and threaten almost everyday by the disciples of the sect. He has to cook for those jerk disciples,... more>> I assumed since he has his past memories, and carries a cheat skill book that he will use it to make undetectable poison, or something similar. However, he uses it to improve both his hunting, and cooking skills, and concoct pills to please the disciples. The MC is focused on making jokes, instead of improving or exacting revenge. Unlike cultivation, he does not need to be strong to kill the disciples with his cheat book. <<less
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Recklezz
Recklezz rated it
August 22, 2016
Status: --
EDIT! I've decided to edit this review as the further chapters has changed my view on the author and the novel::
first of all I will change my score from 5 to 3.

--- New review 50+ chapters read ---
While this is a great novel and it can be very poetic and give great insights on life I will have to say that the execution of the novel makes one wonder if the author has a mental disability and/or is schizophrenic. As you read along you can kinda feel that... more>> there is a grander plan to it all, but as you go along it is a complete clusterf**k the author randomly gives poetry and gives nonsensical flashbacks / daydreamery, he can sometimes kill the pace of the story by making up random situation which will promote the character of the MC. While this novel is VERY different with the 4'th wallbreaks of the MC and the totally random plot line I must say that the author has a great imagination, although the execution isn't the best it is still worth a read if you want something new. The story is also very funny at times and the characters are quirky and humerous. --- Earlier review 25 chapters read ---
I've really enjoyed the start of this novel. The MC is extremely cunning and uses every tool at his disposal for his progress. It is really great how he tricks people with his "Knowledge". This is a comedic turn to the normal world transportation type of story and it can have a great future. I would recommend this story to others. However, not many chapters have been translated yet and it doesn't look like it has that many chapters in COO, so we might have to wait a while to see it's potential. XD <<less
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pman.amdg
pman.amdg rated it
July 30, 2016
Status: v1c7
It seems to be a gag novel and did a pretty good job making me laugh, not expecting plot or drama. MC is funny and I like his personality, like a watered down version of Zhang ye. I do recommend it for the lolz
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Renjisea
Renjisea rated it
September 1, 2016
Status: c45
Completely nonsense novel, at first try I thought it was good as the rating suggest but noooo, it all random stuffs pop out of nowhere and being put together. It is become completely nonsense after around ch.30-. I don't understand anything, is it supposed to funny? Worst novel I have ever read. And even with such great potienal, the randomness just make it become pure bullsh*t novel.
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kalp456
kalp456 rated it
August 26, 2016
Status: c40
This is one of those stories that knows it is bad, but still continues to be bad, and the author even makes things worse as the "story" goes on. Anyway, it is a "so bad it's good" novel so for those who wants their IQ to have a steep nosedive, you can read it.

P.S. I'm one of those people.
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Kingchristian333
Kingchristian333 rated it
August 8, 2016
Status: v1c17
It's a bit strange that hundreds of disciples would be willing that take a 14-15 kid as a master and blindly believe all the BS that hes preaching. Overall I can look past the sheepish filler type chars that can't think for themselves and the somewhat op means of powering up

5/5 right now this sh*t is hilarious tho
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Tramsloof
Tramsloof rated it
August 14, 2016
Status: v1c24
Technically it should be '5 stars'.

I only gave it one star less because I believe there is still some potential in the story left undiscovered.

This is a Xianxia cultivation novel, with very distinctive features of it own, starting with the uniqueness of MC personality and a very well developed humour which is expertly integrated inside the story. The plot itself is also new, which is quite different from the current General Xianxia trends.

While it is a 'treasure' and a must read, there are still somethings that can be improved... more>> and worked on. The first in line would come the unique writing style, though with positive points of its own, it tells us that the author is quite new at this, the descriptions are lacking and often misplaced. The second would be it's very fast story pace. Perhaps it's the uniqueness of the MC personality, or the main deadline given to him, but the progression isn't stable. In short, anything can happen, it's not following the progression rules.

At the end, I definitely recommend this jewel and I believe as the author writes he will definitely make this even better. So what are you waiting for? Go on and and read it already! <<less
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Slashs
Slashs
August 9, 2016
Status: v1c17
It's pretty good, after the first few chapters the novel switch to a clan building theme which is very interesting. The novel is funny as is the MC, the clan building stuff goes pretty fast but it's fine. As mentioned the MC is kind of like Zhang Ye in personality and demeanor and he has a somewhat similar cheat.

There is just one thing I found strange, there is a HUGE shift between the first chapters and when the clan building part starts. Very strange as if the author suddenly said... more>> "screw it, this is better".

The beginning is closer to the usual xianxia novels where the hero starts at the bottom of a sect, as a slave, then he use his cheat to try and get better while ridiculously unreasonable people make ridiculously unreasonable demands he has to complete unless he wants to die. There is a little bit of character dvpt, he seems to get close to a girl, then boom, sudden change (less than 7 or 8 chapter in I think).

Spoiler

He is still in the same sect only now he is managed to rope in a hundred dudes as his disciple and he will help them get stronger to take over the sect (and eventually the worlds). He himself gets ridiculously strong really fast without ever training or needing pills, or cultivation techniques, and I mean patriarch level strong.
It's kind of weird, even if MCs always have power up in those novels, and they always seem earth shatering and always impress every one around there is always the next stronger dude that comes in. This is not the case here, and it's GREAT that it is not. Finally something a little different!

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Anyways, if you like rascal MCs, that are shameless, perverted, think up plots at all turns, and if you also like to see the MC build something to last, a clan, a sect, disciples, this is probably for you <<less
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ddinh25
ddinh25 rated it
August 1, 2016
Status: --
Pretty entertaining so far. Mostly comedy focused with cultivation background. Series is still relatively new, so until he gets stronger he mostly gets by with just b/s'ing and butt kissing lol
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starfyre7
starfyre7 rated it
August 29, 2016
Status: v1c7
The story is quite enjoyable and funny. The MC's cheat is also quite interesting and an interesting take on the OP item and Sage Grandpa tropes. The translation is okay but definitely needs an editor. There are quite a few errors in every chapter.
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ColdEmperor
ColdEmperor rated it
August 18, 2016
Status: --
oh man! This novel is good. The MC is seriously funny and the way he deals with things will leave you laughing so hard. Hopefully the comedy continues till the late chapters since most novels fall off on that part but either way this novel is worth a read. Definitely!
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x10
x10 rated it
September 18, 2016
Status: c63
The story feels like random povs stiched together. If you want an immersive experience from a story, run... run far away from this story. Every chapter starts with a random rambling which is totally disconnected with the end of the previous chapter (just completely ruins the immersive experience). The middle of the chapter tries to relate the start of the chapter to the next situation. The author writes the story in such a manner that it just kills the satisfying and immersive experience that are characteristic of a good Xianxia... more>> novel (or maybe this novel is just not meant for me). I just hate it when there is a very good build up and I am all excited about what happens next only to find that the story had skipped all the juicy and interesting part. If I want to put it in a better way, jut think of it as skipping the reaction chapter in ATG, or end abruptly end an interesting romantic encounter. The only good part is that there are often thought provoking sentences here and there which struck my fancy (hence 2).

Edit: The translator has started to mark the end of the rambling at the start and I am skipping that part.. now the story is not that bad. I want to increase the rating to 4. how do I change the rating? <<less
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Bolsonaro
Bolsonaro rated it
September 18, 2016
Status: c62
-> Really nice comedy
-> Shameless MC
-> Sound like a harem, but in the end, MC is "faithfull" for his lover
-> Good action
-> Nice Background characters
-> Not ever antagonist is a bunch of arrogant youngmaster
-> MC dont care about face
-> A lot of beauties
-> If u like harem, MC is faithfull only in heart, cause his shameless dont let him be dense with other girls hahaha
AND MUCH MORE...

Go read it! What are u waiting?
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Senior Brother
Senior Brother
August 17, 2016
Status: --
Hur Hur, a new form of xianxia. It's focused on comedy, but it doesn't affect the plot in a bad way. In fact it has a very interesting story with a few twist here and there, also very unpredictable plot. The comedy is so funny and hilarious, damn I felt tired from laughing Ka ka ka.

The Characters are also funny, especially the MC. He's combination of various MC Xianxia. From somewhat arrogant who loves to brag, shameless, con man. And so far, it's one of most entertaining and interisting MC... more>> of Xianxia novel.

Definitely worth your time. Awooo <<less
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