Can’t Close My Legs


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In the previous life, in the 80s, Xu Ruan was arranged by the head of the family and married Ji Cheng, a soldier in the same village. She listened to the nonsense of her good sister, misunderstood Ji Cheng’s personality, divorced him and fled the village, and lived in a big city.

In this life, she went back to the night she married Ji Cheng and had a drink, and saw that the swelling after Ji Cheng took off his underwear was huge. She had done this thing in her previous life and couldn’t close her legs all day long.

She felt that she had misunderstood her past life. He looked handsome, lived a good life, and had a particularly strong stamina, so her who didn’t want her husband had her head full of water. In this life, she must make up for the lack of husband and wife life in the previous life, and continue to live well with Ji Cheng in this life.

Associated Names
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Back to the 80s
Related Series
Obligation of an Arranged Marriage (2)
Derail (2)
Cosmic Love Letter (2)
Husband, Be A Gentleman (1)
I Really Like My Sister (1)
Love Me Again (1)
Recommendation Lists
  1. 18+ (enter with caution)
  2. Smut bg
  3. 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s
  4. Old china romance
  5. 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s and more

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08/07/22 MyTranslations c159
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Bookworm52 rated it
May 19, 2022
Status: c79
I don't think it's actually a 5 I just wanted to even out the score. It's ok just mostly smut, plot line/characterization is kinda secondary and just background for smut.

I'm surprised people had problems with the name calling during s*x cuz it's literally just dirty talk?? Besides, she likes it and I think her husband honoring her is the least of her concerns when she's in the middle of s*x. Ngl I feel like the other reviewer is projecting on ML cuz he doesn't disrespect her at all outside of... more>> the bedroom, and to think he looks down on women just cuz they enjoy name calling during s*x is uh... wild. <<less
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secchans rated it
April 12, 2022
Status: Completed
Not gonna lie, I actually cried when I read what happened during the first timeline.

... more>>

In the first timeline, the ML stayed loyal to the FL and he actually chased the bus that she was riding to get away from him. All the misunderstandings was just insinuated by FL' s fake friend and the other woman in the military who liked the ML. Even after all the years, he did not marry or even enter in a relationship with others because he still loves the FL. Unfortunately, the FL died in the first timeline and he only recognized her afterwards. He took her body and he also k*lled himself beside her.

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Cute_aprilmop rated it
April 1, 2022
Status: c29
i thought this will be my one of my fap material.. but when I read s*x scene.. all about bit*h n sl*t.. if he like bit*h so much just f*ck with bit*h liao.. why he cant honor his wife on bed I think in subconcious he look down on all women.. even if she is good girl they all bit*h n sl*t in his eyes.... and his wife like it? something wrong with her brain.. but yea.. I know there is people into this genre.. but im not.. I cant... more>> even fap reading this.. my mood turn into sour.. so.. yea.. this one dropped too.. sry <<less
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Drenlith rated it
August 22, 2022
Status: Completed
Important disclaimers:
1. Do not copy the MC!

such as shoving random objects (esp. perishables) up your v*gina, because that's most likely why her v*gina smells like the ocean, your gynecologist would also likely advise you not to do this, as this would cause v*ginal inflammation and infections. Also, to prevent embarrassing visits to the doctors for removing whatever might get stuck in there.

2. There's no such thing as a 'loose' v*gina! The v*gina is a muscular canal, interc**rse has no impact on your v*ginal wall's muscle tension!

With this outta the way, here are my problems with this smut:
>recycled smut scenes, there are a few different plays they engage in but all in all, it narrows down to the same thing, public s*x or taboo relationship play
>repetitive vocabulary and paragraphs

There are some copy+paste scenes of ML threatening MC (not) to do something or else he won't keep f*cking her and her being in fear of not getting f*cked and cramps down his dick, about over 3x. Just a slight context change, literal same sentences.

>noncon/r*pe, mostly because of the characteristics for that type of behavior that doesn't mash.

ML going from a rapist chauvinistic pig to a loving doting caring ideal adonis, like... pick a line already and stick to it.
He'd go from 'I don't care if you're in pain, I want to f*ck you rn cause I'm your husband' to 'I can hold in my s*xual desires for your physical well-being as much as it is required until you're well again.' Along with other contradicting features like loving to exhibit his wife and enjoying his wife exhibiting herself to him (whether it's in a public scene or not) to hating how she's dressed that has no s*xual relevancy at all. So what works for him is, as long as it's for turning him on and his viewing pleasure, she's allowed to dress as scandalous as she likes but otherwise, NO firm verbal threat levels of a NO.


As for plot, I'm confused as to why there is one. The pacing is disorderly and rushed. The scenes fly by and there's 0 tension building.
All of the characters, at least, are equally garbage. The main cast are awful at communicating with multiple character flaws/gains that show only for plot conveniences, the antagonists are F tier cannon fodders, and side casts are irritably flat.


They kept using other people's properties for their s*xual adventures which gets rather irritating with time.

The ending of a villainess getting out of jail for arson and attempted mu*der sentence just to give her an abusive husband while working with a high pregnant belly is over the top in bad taste. Just... keep her in jail where she belongs, having this kind of 'karmic' justice sounds over the top vindictive (especially by involving an unborn baby that'll obviously be born into an abusive household, is that the author's way of writing refreshing face slaps? geez).

The love is all based on love at first sight, no matter how shittily MC was treating ML in their first life, he was head over heels for her over a clean appearance. The MC's love for ML is more understanding as she loves to be dominated and verbally abused in bed, she's got a strong kink for that.
No idea how this relationship works out since they spend most of their time together copulating like animals in heat. They are already acting like couples that went through all kinds of ups and downs and know each other from head to toe just from... all the f*cking? Cramming extremely le*d+sweet together without any scenes and mentions how they feel for each other was extremely awkward.

The dramatic and emotional scenes are actually funny, they could put a Bollywood TV soap opera to shame. Couldn't take any of it seriously. But also, bro wtf, sleeping with a corpse? Wtf???

Parents are garbage. They tossed out Lu Huaien on the basis that she's not their daughter not because she's been bullying and abusing their family's power over their biological daughter.

A villain that got away: the former maid of the Lu household who purposefully swapped their children out of envy. Are you telling me she's just getting away with it?

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Fathom rated it
May 30, 2022
Status: Completed
I was oddly surprised that for a smut story, there was a bit of depth to the plot. The first life resolved around the FL's naive & gullible personality where everything was due to the FL & ML's misunderstanding of each other. The first life ended quite tragically with a lot of heartfelt regret and tears.

In the second life, the FL decides to be true to herself and hold on to what she lost in the first life due to all the misunderstandings and machinations of various villains. In the... more>> end, she not only finds love and happiness, but she also finds out her mysterious background.

My only complaint of the story is that the pairings exhibitionism and thoughts don't really match w/ the conservative time period. Is it the 1950's, 60's or 70's? <<less
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May 2, 2022
Status: c63
Came for smut and got it. Plot's not that much and characters are so-so, though weird sometimes, but it's ok I guess. Was worried with how the other reviews say there's too much mention on 'slut' but I think it's just fine? It's literally just dirty talk during seggs so why bother? MC likes it very much anyway.
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Kaylee rated it
March 14, 2022
Status: --
I never got that kind of education in my high school. Reading this, for the early cchapters, I feel like Oh, so I finally get my late than never reproductive hormonal behavior education between man and woman. Lmao

No need to be serious in reading this. Some behavior of both MC and ML were not in line with the how the story started and the characterization from the first chapter.

Not gonna lie, I watched the purn movie. And this felt like that. It's pwp, the purn with incomplete plot Ahahahaha
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Lounatic_Zoldyck rated it
April 12, 2022
Status: c42
It’s a good smut story with a little bit of plot.

The drama is summarized in the first chapter and was in the FL previous life :P
Honestly I liked the characters at the beginning of the story more with the innocent husband 😉😂 alas one cannot stay innocent for long.
I agree with the other reviews, I don’t like how the word sl*t and bit*h is repeated more than her actual name 😐 (it starts at chap 20 or so?). And it gets a little bit repetitive, that’s why I didn’t give it more than 3 stars

but other than that it’s a good smut material (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ciel_reads rated it
November 28, 2023
Status: Completed
The general plot is kind of cliche. MC had a bad case of misunderstandings then she dies and wakes up on their first night.

Past life Ji Cheng tho had unexpected decisions after MC died. Sleeping with a corpse? Srsly.


Since the setting was in the 80's, traditional beliefs like "men are superior" were the trend.

I get that, but I really hate how controlling Ji Cheng is with what she wears and how bad their communication is when he's mad. He easily resorts to making her submit sexually than actually listening to her explain. Not to mention the Lu's decision to quickly abandon Huaien (even tho she's a b*tch) just because she's not blood.I get that she's evil but she genuinely loved the Lu's.


Around 90% of the novel is just the leads going at it like rabbits. They're pretty much risky exhibitionist type of couple. The s*x scenes are so abundant and repetitive that I skipped skimmed a few.
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auroraRMC rated it
November 3, 2022
Status: Completed
A solid slice of life vanilla p*rn story. 90% of the story is just the couple f*cking in different parts of different houses and in public, so that's what you should be expecting. A couple dumb villains, an arc or so of their past life (and a bit of trigger warning? From the past life) but overall just the main couple not being able to keep their hands off of each other for 160 chapters. Not a bad read.
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chande rated it
August 10, 2022
Status: Completed
One thing I could say about this novel: The sm*t you sought, the sm*t you got. Forget the plot because it's only a secondary, compared to the sm*t scene that's almost in every chapters. In the beginning, the sm*t was still okay but over times, it got boring and eventually, I skipped most of the sm*t and focused more on the plot. The plot was okay but it's rather generic so don't expect too much.
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Bookworm_Sueweetie rated it
March 18, 2024
Status: Completed
This novel was smut but got minor plot (snu snu scenes still got majority chapters).

Their past life made me frustrated due to angst and misunderstanding and tragedy due to scheme of bad people. Initially, Ji Cheng (ML) and Xu Ruan (FL) lacked communication and only using their body to be intimate. In this current life, FL learned to accept and opened up with ML that resulted to their sweet and peaceful relationship. Even the schemes of crazy people can't affect her anymore.

The smut was hot but too graphical (almost 🌽)... more>> especially when leads acting like rabbit in heat despite facing issues. Some scenes can be awkward too esp with the weird kinks/plays of leads with liking to mess anywhere, anytime and using random objects were major ick. <<less
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Clarimel7 rated it
January 10, 2024
Status: Completed
Even though the scenes are full of smut, I got to admit that there is still a plot there. Nice touch there.

Basically what makes Xu Ruan's second life better are 1) to distance herself from her "best friend" Fang Jiao Jiao, and 2) to be utterly accommodating to Ji Cheng. These two simple decision-makings turn her tragic previous life experience to a sweet life:

    • Kept harmony with her in-laws
    • Embraced an unrestrained s*xual life
    • Pursued a career in designing
    • Found out her true lineage
    • Conceived a long-desired child.

Those two stalkers: Fang JiaoJiao and Lu HuaiEn got what they deserved. So no tears for them. I got really frustrated when seeing how Xu Ruan dealt with them... I expected her to cut their relationship off right away, but that's just how her character is (soft-hearted). Good thing Ji Cheng is more resolute in this aspect. Read this for either the smut or second chance.
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April 28, 2022
Status: --
I love this story, I'm hooked on it. It's pretty bland in terms of creative plots but the "creativity" shown through their (ML and FL) intimate life overshadows most of it, and it makes it a lot more interesting to read. I do look forward to the drama between FL and that vixen.

It has been 9.6/10 for me.
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