Do you want revenge? Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to live forever? Do you want to be a heartthrob?... more>>

Then enter the dream world! By cultivating love, solving suspenseful puzzles, fighting, or killing, you can get everything you have ever wanted.

We definitely aren’t playing any tricks, we are a proper and advanced civilization, you can trust us! Hehe. <<less

Despite being born into a family that practiced Daoism through many generations, Lin You naturally didn’t like learning about Daoism. Unfortunately for him, it was confirmed through a divination that he would not live past the age of twenty-five. From that point on, he hid himself near that tyrant who had killed him with a car. ... more>>

He used all sorts of methods to make his existence known.

He turned into a macaw, then a guinea pig, then a lynx, and then a husky. He changed into different bodies with no end.

Meanwhile, his relationship with Mu Yanxiao deepened with each change. <<less

Chen Shijin was known to everyone as a mute. He hadn’t uttered a word since he was three years old. As a result, countless people wildly bullied and mocked him throughout his life. Yet, he remained unmoved, his eyes filled with pity. ... more>>

Until that day, when the skies poured red rain, and the gate of fate opened. Under the torrential rain, Chen Shijin, looking at his fiancé and cousin who were involved in an affair and cursing him, uttered his first words in 23 years.

“Tr*sh. Promiscuous jerks.”

Fiancé/Cousin: How dare you speak like that?! No, wait, how can you speak at all?!

Before they could react, they both fell into the land of exile. And then, monsters roamed, in a world where the strong prey on the weak. The fiancé and cousin’s private parts indeed rotted away.

While everyone feared this bizarre and dark world of death, Chen Shijin smiled joyously at the demons, devils, ghosts, and monsters.

Foolish beings! I could speak at eight months! I greeted my ancestors at a year and a half!
At two, I turned in a wanted criminal on TV with a single word.
At three, my words predicted the eruption of Mount Little Sun!
And that golden mountain decoration in my home that’s yet to be carved? Created by my very words!

I remained silent for the sake of world peace!

But now, in the land of exile.
After holding back for 23 years!! Finally! I can openly challenge these demons and monsters!

“Awesome!!”

Demons and monsters: ???
Terrifying world: Shut up! Don’t come over here, aaaah! <<less

As the gates of doom descend, hundreds of diverse disasters are available for you to choose from. ... more>>

Shipwreck, zombies, heat wave, poisonous fog, ice age…

At first, Gou Fugui refused, but, wolves in front and tigers behind, he was left with no choice but to close his eyes and jump into the vortex.

He thought it would be hard to survive in the apocalypse, but his [Quirky and Adorable Creatures Handbook] suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger!

Thus, Gou Fugui opened up the path to gather all kinds of riches and honors—

How can I survive if the sea floods the whole world?

Fear not! Turn into an otter and you’ll know how! You can float on the sea til the end of time, and you can store fish in your small pocket!

What if I don’t know how to fight against a strong enemy?

Don’t panic! Meet the flat-headed honey badger! When it comes to fighting, this brother has never been afraid of anyone!

What should I do if I’m surrounded by zombies and there’s no way out?!

Hold on! Fainting goat Fugui teaches you how to play dead and become a winner in life!

There’s also: the king of taunts, the Tibetan fox; the king of screams, the marmot; the house demolisher, ice king husky!

Although these oddballs are a little bit weird, and maybe a little bit of a waste too, there’s always going to be an odd waste that will get you through the apocalypse!

Later, every time a Doomsday Gate closed, there would be more than a few strange conversations between the gate’s survivors:

“Who closed the Doomsday Gate this time?”

“I don’t know. I only saw a Tibetan fox still alive before I fled.”

“A Tibetan fox? Why did I see a honey badger fighting against the zombie king?!”

“Wasn’t it the husky pulling the sled that closed the gate?”

After the calamity, the State compiled a confidential dossier on the saviors:

No. 000: Fantastic creatures that seem to have become Spirits.

Gou Fugui: Thank you, they are all me! ^_^

Gou Fugui (shou) x Xie Tianlang (gong) <<less

Thousands of years ago, a small planet collided with Earth and destroyed the world. In five days, ninety percent of humans had been wiped out, leaving behind the last ten percent to earnestly struggle on death’s door.... more>>

Jinyu was one of those people who survived. Due to a special heredity trait, he could understand beast language. After the apocalyptic disasters, Jinyu had been living for a month with the few small beast brothers that he’d subdued. Previously, Jinyu had thought that he would live like that until he died. Yet, inexplicably, one day he opened his eyes to find that he was in a monstrous, lawless world that was full of vitality and life.

Jinyu’s transmigration into the future let him skip over almost one hundred thousand years. In the year 106825, beasts rule the galaxies and ‘pure’ humans are extinct. As the one and only ‘pure’ human left in the entire universe, Jinyu braves this new chaotic world to find a place for himself and thus begins to work at Beast Store number 138. <<less

Ren Zhu: Quiet! Quiet! Look at the blackboard! I’m going to start teaching!... more>>

Bear child 1 [1]: Hahaha! Who is this weak chicken!

Bear child 2: May as well dance than listen to class. Why start the class!

Fake good child: Sit upright.

Ren Zhu: ……

Bear child 1: You received the class teacher’s quiet gaze x 1. Physical strength -500. Entered the weak state!

Bear child 2: You received the class teacher’s deep gaze x 1. Intelligence -50. Entered the dumb state!

Fake good child: You received the class teacher’s gratified gaze x 1. Intelligence and physical strength +50. Entered the excited state.

Ren Zhu: My goal is to teach and educate people, and bring love to every bear child. Thank you.

[1] 熊孩子 – literally translates to ‘bear child’. The term is used to address mischievous children. <<less

Alien civilization landed on Earth, and the Earth Brave Game opened.... more>>

The only way to save Earth from alien invasion is to clear the game.

Elite geniuses from all over the world came into action, while ordinary people watched the live broadcast and cheered like crazy.

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Then, I accidentally entered the game......

Everyone thought I wouldn't live more than three days!

I thought the same thing myself.

However, in full view of everyone, I made it to the end.

I saved the entire planet!

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Although every time this point is mentioned, people from all over the universe have a constipated look on their faces.

But the wavy arrow can still shoot people to death, and the burger whose ingredients cannot be distinguished can also fill the stomach.

The soul painter also has dignity!

This face-dependent universe is too disappointing for the Brave.

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One:

The crowd of alien spectators: Hahaha, the mechanical civilization has no emotions and no food, he will surely starve to death!

Ma Liao: Don't panic! Let me draw a fruit first and then draw a gem tree that can shake money.

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Two:

The crowd of alien spectators: Haha, the interstellar beast pirate gang is the most ferocious, killing without batting an eye. Except for the Alliance General, no one can beat them!

Ma Liao: Hold on! Draw a king of beasts to deter them!

Animal civilization: Shut up! Don't compare this stump-legged tiger with our Alliance General!!

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Three:

The crowd of alien spectators: Ah ahhhh, he's already surrounded by the spiritual civilization that has no physical form. Unless a divine dragon descends from the sky, he will definitely die!!

Ma Liao: ...... Then, draw a dragon on the left side and a rainbow on the right side?

Divine Dragon Empire: Your whole earth is gone! Screw you, we don't have such ugly divine dragons!!!!

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Later……

The stump-legged tiger spoke with the same grumpy voice as the Alliance General;

That silent withered tree branch bloomed into the flower of life of a paladin;

And that divine dragon that was cursed for coiling up like a pile of shit, brought in the prettiest scales used by the Divine Dragon Empire to propose marriage.

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Everyone in the Universe: 凸O皿O凸!!!

Everyone in the Universe: Damn humans, ruining my male god!!

Earthlings: ...... gives a tired but surviving smile. <<less