The strongest man of the cultivation world, Yu Hua had sent the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord, Chi Hou to cultivate. After cultivating, Chi Hou was unrivaled for hundreds of thousands of years. However, he was ridiculed by the Demon Lord to be a bachelor who is as old as bone ashes and a fossil grade single dog. Not to even mention a girl, he doesn’t even have a little sister. In order to reverse the game, Chi Hou decided to kidnap the Demon Lord’s precious sister and turn her into his own little sister. He’ll first save her, then raise her, teach her magic, feed her dinner, tell her bedtime stories, and give her rare... more>> treasures. Like this, he’ll be the perfect brother. She won’t even remember her real brother.
Little sister: “What does this pervert who pulls me up every night to tell me ghost stories want to do? Cultivating to become a celestial is too hard, I want to go back to Earth!”
Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and cultivation that no one could surpass. Whether it was when he was cultivating in the Lower Realm, or when he was in the Ten Heavens of the Upper Realm, he has always been undefeated.... more>>
Yi Qing laughed and said: “That is because you do not know of my Master. If we speak of cultivation, I am not as good as she by a long mile. Thinking about it, at the start, out of the ten Heavenly Emperors of the Upper Realm, my Master beat up nine, and the one left was myself.”
“Master? You actually have a Master! Who? How come we never heard of it?”
“My Master is…. Eh? Master? Master! And my Master? Has anyone seen my Master?”
A person next to them quietly raised her paw. “I am here!”
What would you do if your planet ceased to exist after a nap?... more>>
Once upon a time, there was a princess…
Once upon a time, there was a hermit called Yao Si.
She was an orphaned hikikomori who lived a peaceful and mundane life in her cosy little apartment.
Just when she thought she’d live out the rest of her mundane days… she died.
By a strange twist of fate, she was somehow turned into a vampire, even worse, a fifth-generation weakling with no combat ability at all.
Vampires had their own little secret society, cultural feuds, and called themselves bloodlings.
With the threats of another civil war among the bloodlings, Yao Si remained composed.
‘Even if this war of bloodlings rages on again, it will need a miracle to affect me,’ she thought.
So, a miracle occurred…
When she was woken up from a millennnia-long nap, she found that her beautiful mother planet Earth had ceased to exist.
Even the oldest bloodling in the entire universe was now one of her grand [ times infinity] child.
Everyone will have to call her “ancestor” from this moment onwards!
The peasant Yao Si had successfully revolted and taken charge, let’s see who dares to call her a weakling anymore!
“Hey! You, that guy over there!
“Come on, let’s fight, if I lose, I will call you ‘dad’!”
So… she has a new dad.
Yao Si “…”
Mu Xuan “…”
The Revered Master, Yu Yan, known as the number one in the cultivation world, waited for sixteen thousand years, and finally took in a disciple. He taught her carefully, and took care of her diligently. He watched her as she slowly grew stronger as she comprehended the laws, and just as she was about to soar into prominence… she died! ... more>>
Hence, he once again took in another disciple, carefully taught her, diligently took care of her, and then… she died again!
Thus, he took in another disciple, and not long after… she still died!
Yu Yan: …
(Why do I always get picked up by the same person every time I reincarnate? Haaaa…)