As a mermaid in pursuit of romance and excitement, Xun Xun falls in love with a human.... more>>

Apart from the species issue, the only obstacle is that she can only say one sentence each year.

Xun Xun waited for fourteen years to say to her beloved:

“…Damn it, Chen Hengzhi, you bastard!”

A talkative, naive mermaid X a cold, sharp-tongued manhua artist

A whimsical story, brainless, sweet, and silly, updated daily in a laid-back manner. Enter with caution. <<less

Urban love story. Chase them if you like them ah.

“In ancient times, there was a gold-swallowing beast named Bai Wan. Bai Wan was unparalleled in brilliance, no one before or since has been able to match; Bai Wan was charming….”... more>>

“Speak human tongue.”

“Sh*t Shoveler, kiss me la!”

(Note: “Sh*t Shoveler” here refers to a person who cleans up after pets, such as a pet owner.)

🐾

Perspective: First-person narrative from the gold-swallowing beast; minimal emotional involvement.

Content tags: Sweet story <<less

"The weather is great; I feel like having fried chicken!"... more>>

"Seconded."

"Seconded."

"Where's Nurse Feng?"

"I second that too! ...Burp."

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"Added reminder: Handle with care, as this item contains glass shards." <<less

-I love you.... more>>

-For how long?

-Until you die. <<less

Yesterday, amidst the wild winds and torrential rain, I liked you so much.
Today, with the gentle breeze and warm sunshine, I like you so much.... more>>

— Broken Mirror Mended*
[*破镜重圆(pò jìng chóng yuán) Broken mirror mended: This idiom signifies the reunion of a separated couple, implying that they have reconciled and are together again, restoring a previously broken relationship.] <<less

"Is it true that taking forty Sertraline* pills can cause poisoning and death?"... more>>

"No. But if you eat forty Skittles**, you'll see a rainbow."

Full of gloom & specializes in curing gloom!

Healing!

[*舍曲林 (Shěqūlín): refers to sertraline, an antidepressant medication. The Chinese name is a phonetic translation of the English word "sertraline."

**彩虹糖 (Cǎihóng táng): means Skittles, a type of candy that is associated with a rainbow theme due to its colorful appearance and the slogan "Taste the Rainbow."] <<less