This Thousand Year Virgin seems pretty good at picking up girls, *raises one eyebrow* even better than the playboy who should have more experience in this field. There is a lack of skepticism towards Scammers that one should usually have when told "I have a formula to make you eternally youthful"
Don't believe the innocent pitiful tone of our MC in the synopsis. A devil in undead skin who is far more diabolic than the previous host, a spoilt noble daughter who courted her own death, could ever imagine.
Basically, our villainess got beheaded and what took over her body was our "virtuous" "generous" and "good-hearted" MC; while the head was still possessed by the ignorant, naive and lacking in the head (despite now only being a head) villainess young lady whose 16 years of tyranny got disciplined in 5 minutes of their encounter.
In the end of this 3 chapter series, Severed Head-chan did get the revenge she was fussing about in the beginning but when the poisonous fruit of vengeance was ripe and plucked, even severed head-chan couldn't stop it when destruction befell her country under the hands of the now Headless Empress of the largest Crime syndicate.
This novel actually makes more sense. The MC and ML does not hook up from their first world together, hell they don't even like each other, but no blalent hate either. Perhaps their feelings are somewhat along the lines of tolerance? But that makes it more believable. Nor the MC nor the ML's character is one that'll fall here and there just cause. Only after experiencing a few worlds together does MC finally care for ML but still slightly disregards him cause she will leave after she dies in this world. Only after several more world does MC realized this guy is the same guy from before.
I just love the MC's personality. She's absolutely badass and calls herself 'laozi' and treats her ML like a princess as if she's the Male Lead. She's so domineering and she uses her own cheats instead of the system provided ones (as in the synopsis which leaves her system shocked) she doesn't need the ML to protect her nor complete her missions for her nor help her. Sometimes it's her who saves her ML's butt. But that doesn't mean our ML is a sissy. He's always a villain and has a devilish charm but of course in some world's he has a weak body or something but he's still OP... However against our rogue MC he's a little helpless.
The book is long. That's why the romantic developments are slow. That's what makes it more believable for me but others may not like it. The MC does not fall head over heals for the ML. Even though after she knows its the same guy, she seeks him out on her own and courts him (flirting and s*xually harassing) but it doesn't feel like their affections have gone THAT deep (which other novel couples seem to reach at first sight) but I think thats also what makes it more beautiful, only after spending countless lifetimes together and building their trust will they form a love that lasts till the end of time.
The MC has a bit of a mysterious past. Like how she got her cheat that she had before she even met the system. Our MC also kinda has a grudge against society and is kind of like a manic? She's not Saint Maria. If she sees a bunch of bullies slaughtering innocents, she won't even bat an eyelash cause it's none of her fxcking business and you never know who's really innocent. If she finds an opportunity to destroy the world... she will... and she does. She's likes hacking at people (which she does a lot) and is a narcissist who likes solving problems using her sword instead of her brain but that doesn't mean she's dump, she just thinks using her brain is more tiring then swinging her sword. But if you ask me... I think all that makes her personality even better.
MC meets boy with dark past, cheats and harems... Main character of a Xianxia novel?? Jk it's a bug. A bug if left alone will destroy the entire system (world). Btw, the ship between MC and her master has reached its destination hehehehehe
TopHacker transmigrated into a second generation handsome young girl who crossed dressed as a guy her entire life cause of her mother. She's weak, likes to show off, disrespect her caring mother, and chase pretty boys (especially that one Awesome Male God) while dressing up as a male thus making everyone think she's gay and getting bullied etc. (Basically an idiot with a sh*tty personality)
Top Hacker now has to fix her rotten reputation, face slap the bullies, make money and steal the Male God's heart without intending to.
She's domineering and bold and brings out the handsome s*xiness of her current body that people couldn't see before due to the previous owner's sh*tty personality. She's also adept at flirting and seducing boys and girls alike. Not to mention Face slapping and fighting and Hacking and acting cool and infuriating the ML initially.
Female Lead's senior in highschool. Cold and highly Dangerous. Proud. Nice body and face. Desired by all. Apparently a CEO. Super awesome family background related to the military as well. Rarely attends school. Has a lot of body gaurds when outside. His character uptil now is still not accurately portrayed since the story is from the Female Lead's point of view.
Most likely he gets displeased how the female Lead gets ahead of him in some way, later his fury turns into curiosity then love after which he precedes to courtship.
Earth has leveled up allowing its residences access to Mana along with status, lvl up and stuff. In order to maintain balance since animals adapt faster. Humans were sent to other worlds to adapt to mana and sh*t for 10 years while time on Earth stopped just before the lvl up. Yes, every human was sent away. Except MC. MC's thin presence has reached such a lvl that even God-sama forgot about him.
And so for the first 5 chapters MC spends his time training to be OP in everything for a 1000 years while waiting for humans to return (supposed to be 10 but time axis deviation thingy made them stay in other words for 10 while MC waited in time stopped world for 1000) along with a pretty Onee-san Angel to accompany him in his solitude of course.
Humans were sent to adapt so they lost their stats but MC retained his OP ness and thus begins the story of the MC becoming even more OP while fixing all the crazy ass abnormalities on Earth (that would have long destroyed the planet if MC weren't there) as missions from the Heaven along with pretty Onee-chan Angels oF course.
Fang Hua may have been gay as it is implied in some of his speeches. The object of his adoration was perhaps MC's dead father but... that fang Hua cant tell apart genders since all Fang Hua beasts are all male so he may have actually loved her mom, as he says after MC becomes beautiful that she looks just like her father (I seriously doubt that her dad looks like a beautiful girl)
The setting is okay, MC's mission is to go to worlds and make the target fall 100% in love with him, after he completes his mission he has to leave in 3 days so MC thinks abandoning the love struck target all of a sudden is very 'cruel' so he used even 'crueler' ways to dump him. (-_-) later when he has to undo their blackening MC clearly indicates in his conversations with his system that he understands 100% affection rate is a very formidable thing and ML will never be able to abandon him, MC is always VERY confident on this point. Since he is so confident, he's cruel break-ups to allow ML to "be able to forget and start over" make no sense cause MC KNOWS ML will never be able to. MC is just hurting him and making him go mildly abusive yandere mode.
Secondly, what does this "leaving" that MC has to do when he completes his missions entitle? Okay I understand his soul will leave the world but apparently the body will live on in auto pilot mode while 'making sure to never meet the target again' ??? What if MC had never broken up before leaving, what would auto pilot body do then??? Does his mission description say he has to break up and leave before leaving the world?? This plot point has not been cleared.
In the first world the ML cuts ties with his influential family and starts over from scratch with MC, they share so many hardships together, and make their own company and start living better and better and the day affectation rate turns 100% ML wants to propose marriage to MC but MC steals all his company liquid funds (causing his company to bankrupt) and writes a letter saying he's been with ML for the money all along, thought ML would bring him back to his influential Family to live the good life but he's tired of pretending now, waited enough so he's dumping him and taking his money. ML after reading this of course believes MC and turns black.
(-_-) seriously ? All these months of sharing hardships and going through hell together, an affection rate of HUNDRED PERCENT 1 letter and 1 million RMB is all it took to crumble. This is not 100% in love. If you were in love so much even if the person turns to be the big bad villain who killed your entire clan and wants your life I'd think you'd take a knife, cut out your heart and give it to him yourself. Btw ML is not even like suspicious of MC's so called "gold digging" ways, maybe he was for like a few days but when he can't find MC he believes whole heartedly that this person was evil all along. To get 100% MC must have done and sacrificed a lot of sh*t, there is so many loop holes in the plot where MC could have obtained more than 1m RMB by betraying ML earlier, and MC betrayed RIGHT WHEN their complany was getting bigger, wait a few more years and maybe you could have stolen double. And you know the main point, all these vague points that make you question if MC is really a gold digger IS EXACTLY WHAT MC used to decrease ML's blackening. Is ML retarded, okay maybe he was shocked and couldn't think straight and got angry but he couldn't calm down and think for 3 years !? 3 years later MC is dragged back by system to point out : look I was lying I still luv you and there's evidence.
In the second world, MC probably got lazy because the break up wasn't even like "cruel" MC occupied the body of a play boy CEO, target is his promising employee, when affection gets 100% MC goes out drinking with a previous fxck buddy, gets drunk and gets a hikky on neck, when ML questions him at home, MC gets angry and says 'who are you to question me, I was just playing with you all along' (-_-) again, 100% affection is not a pie from the sky, MC must have done a ton of sh*t to obtain it, and it can just all fall crumbing down with a single line?? Okay since ML is the same ML from last world it makes sense that both ML is a bit dumb and untrusting. But Couldn't ML think for a second it was something said in anger ??? DX when ML's blackening decreases he acknowledges himself that MC said that in anger and he was stupid to believe it. Like wtf man??
Another problem is that MC... it doesn't really feel like he loves any of the ML, sure he probably likes his face and the hot s*x (THAT IS NEVER FULLY DESCRIBED) and his money But he.. he doesn't really love him. MC is always very chill inside when talking to system, and his plans and schemes make him look like an ancient expert of human emotions, playing ML in the palm of his hands. When MC pretends, he acts like he's downing in love, but when taking to system, even system knows he doesn't love ML with all his heart. Maybe somewhat but definitely not as much as ML does. This is a pretty big bummer and I don't think he's gonna improve, maybe he will when he gets to know all the ML is the same ML but definitely not in the near future.
Other than that, the dog blood and drama is very nicely said, there is mysteries like why MC is doing these missions, apparently he's wants 'something' from the system store and return to the real world (?) and the main system (not his system) is giving him special treatment for some reason etc.
I went through till the end of Arc 2 just to see what happens to MC's body when he leaves the world, will auto pilot come back? Will body die on its own to prevent suspicion? Will ML notice the soul is auto pilot and not MC's soul? Will auto pilot break up with ML on its own? But all I got is a dying right before leaving both times cuz author needs more dog blood drama
At the end of second arc when MC dies for ML, ML becomes even more "cruel and heartless" than the first time they broke up BUT OF COURSE THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED BLACKENING
(-_-) I've had it with this novel.