I've witnessed a scene in the mortal world, but it's just the rise and fall of several fleeting years. The crimson veil covers the dust of old dreams, and young women fall in love with young men.... more>>

I've witnessed a scene in the mortal world, where characters and right or wrong are washed away by the years. Each new wave pushes the previous one, and today's fine wine intoxicates today's heroes.

For a moment, a bright moon, and for a moment, golden flowers. I look back within the realms of the mortal world. Where the dim lights are, there's a dim corner, how the scenery of years past, how it will look in years to come. <<less

Jiu Hui was just an ordinary garlic chive spirit. Before she left the village, the other yaos in the village told her that some humans were racist, so she must never let others know that she was a yao.... more>>

In the world of self-cultivation, there were many immortal sects. Some sects were good at refining elixirs, some were good at sword cultivation, and some were good at divination. Only the sect that Jiu Hui worshipped was not only incapable of controlling yao monsters, but also had no sense of existence in other aspects.

Jiu Hui asked her master, "What has our sect relied on for the past two thousand years?"

Her master's expression was profound, and her gaze was distant. "It all depends on gou*."

Gou*?
TN: MC heard the wrong word, her master's gou is slang for outlasting others by hiding/preserving strength, her gou is for dog. <<less

After sleeping for 800 years, the Great Demon, Bai Zhi, had woken up in the 21st century. A certain demon had then run around the modern world, surprised to find out that all of the spiritual fruits had gone extinct. He had quickly become very hungry. At that time, the system had appeared. ... more>>

“You can get 20 demonic spiritual fruits by blocking the gun for the great villain.”

Bai Zhi looked at his body that had been beaten into a sieve, “Oh.”

“You can get 50 bottles of demonic spiritual liquid by being a scapegoat for the Great Villain.”

Bai Zhi touched the black ash on his face, “Finished.”

“I’ll present hundreds of demonic spiritual barbecues as a gift if you die in place of the villain.”

Bai Zhi silently held the large knife pushed inside of him, “The barbecue must be very spicy.”

A certain villain: “For the sake of you liking me so much, I’ll consider snatching a $9 marriage license.”

Bai Zhi, who was in the middle of silently nibbling barbecue, “Ah?” <<less

Wen Zhao mysteriously transmigrated as villainous Mozun, Wen Fengming, from a xianxia novel he had read.... more>>

In the original story, Mozun committed a lot of atrocities. Upon suffering from demonic backlash, he betrayed his shizun, injuring his legs and drowned the immortal sect in blood; caused his xiao-shidi’s cultivation to be half-ruined, then he even ripped out the inner core of the sect’s guardian beast. His actions caused the world of the immortals to fall into great chaos. Eventually, he was attacked from all sides, condemned by heaven and earth, his bones crumbling to ashes.

Wen Zhao: …I think I can still salvage this.

Just as he was about to fight to change his destiny, he suddenly discovered—

The above plot didn’t happen at all; he transmigrated to that night when he fell into qi deviation.

His shidi, exhausted from protecting him, tugged on his cuff with a tearful face.

The prideful huge sect guardian, who drained his entire monster qi to suppress demonic qi, turned into a pocket-size tiny beast and fell into his arms.

And his beloved shizun blocked a fatal attack for him, staining his white clothes with blood. With a fiery gaze, his shizun extended his hand to him and said, “Sinful disciple, come here.”

In the cultivation realm, rumor has it that Wen Fengming became demonised.

He also soared to become everyone’s favorite.

And was also…confined. <<less

After transmigrating to a cultivation world, Qu Panyan came with a buff: any man who fell for her was scum.... more>>

In this world, Qu Panyan has a crush—Xianmeng Sect’s leader Su Lingyu.

But Su Lingyu already had a partner.

Except it turns out her partner was scum and even fell for Qu Panyan!

Qu Panyan literally did nothing, yet her relationship with her crush suddenly turned into rivals in love…

To this, she exclaimed, “Shitty buff is ruining my life!!!”

#This world’s misunderstanding toward me is too deep.

#I don’t want to be Big Sister Lingyu’s love rival, I only want to be Big Sister Lingyu’s intimate little fairy.

#Today is yet another day to go crazy for Big Sister Lingyu’s beauty. <<less

“What I want, the Heavens shall not lack!”... more>>

“What I don’t want, had better not exist under the Heavens!”

This is a story that originates between the Eighth and Ninth Mountains, the world in which the strong prey upon the weak.

“My Name is Meng Hao! The Ninth Generation Demon Sealer, I shall seal the Heavens!” <<less

A beauty with the face of an Arctic fox, with her two blades, Xiudong (Winter Embroidery) and Chunlei (Spring Thunder), strives to be number one under the heavens.... more>>

An ancient prisoner at the bottom of the lake, loves to eat meat.

An old servant with missing front teeth, on his back a box of swords.

A youthful sect elder riding a mythical Si (Elasmotherium), dares not go down the mountain.

A not-too-cold-hearted assassin maiden riding a panda, a sunflower slung over her shoulder.

In this Jianghu, where traveling nobles care more about fashion, wandering heroines care more about popularity, and sects care more about currying favor with the imperial court.

Our main character, with blade in hand, got this Jianghu and made utter mincemeat. <<less

The path of immortality is nigh unachievable.... more>>

Furthermore, the immortal world has been completely transformed by a plague!

When immortals contact infected mortals, their cultivation bases fall, or worse, they return to the heavens; thus, the immortal and mortal realms have been eternally separated.

Moreover, all immortal arts may only have one practitioner; thus, the world of immortality has become a dark forest.

…

Although Li Fan had grand ambitions when he first transmigrated to this world, he could only be trapped in mediocrity, slowly wasting away his mundane life.

Fortunately, as he was dying, he finally awakened a supreme treasure that could turn truth into lie and reality into dream, reversing time to when he first arrived!

Following this, Li Fan embarked on his endless path to immortality!

In his second life, Li Fan ascended through politics and ruled the world after 50 years, but after searching worldwide, he found no trace of the Immortal Dao. Only at the end of his life could he glimpse the immortal path.

In the third life, despite immense efforts and carefully laid schemes, Li Fan ultimately couldn’t resist a single strike of an immortal’s sword!

In the fourth life…

…

I, Li Fan, an ordinary mortal, will harbor no regrets throughout a thousand lifetimes, all for the pursuit of immortality! <<less

Liao Tingyan, a new disciple who had just started and had the lowest rank, got to be near the terrifying great master of Gengchen Xianfu, which caused a lot of discussions.... more>>

Shimei Liao, How did you do it?

Liao Tingyan: … By relying on the instinct of salted fish?

(Salted fish: people who have no intention of doing anything.)

---3 lifetimes <<less

In a hilarious and sweet xianxia romance set in Ancient China, Lu Zhao Yao went through life living ostentatiously in every way possible. She lived her entire demon life in a loud and brazen manner, reigning over legions of demons, and yet——just before she was about to retrieve the sword of the ancient demon king and rightfully claim her spot on the throne——she died.... more>>

In the most quiet and unobtrusive manner possible. How? By accident.

Mo Qing, one of her lowest ranking lackeys at that point in time, had killed her after he retrieved the demon sword and unintentionally unleashed the sword’s demonic aura onto the heavily injured Lu Zhao Yao.

Her quiet and untimely death, coupled with her firm belief that Mo Qing had sneakily betrayed her by lying in the shadows and waiting to strike the final blow and reap all the rewards, nurtured a heavy grievance within her. Lu Zhao Yao refused to head to the underworld and reincarnate, hanging around in the human world in her spirit form.

Lady Luck, however, had not completely abandoned her.

One fine day, a female disciple of the Immortal Sect (Zhi Yan) fought with her childhood friend and banged her head onto Lu Zhao Yao’s grave. To Lu Zhao Yao’s utmost delight, she was able to possess Zhi Yan’s body for short periods of time after this.

Thus began her journey to avenge her very own death by destroying Mo Qing——and, in the process, resume her rightful place as the King over all demon sects! <<less

It’s midsummer, and the Emperor made all his sons sleep in the temple with peaches in their mouths to fulfill an ancient rite. ... more>>

Chen Ziqi’s dream is to become a great hero who owns a chicken farm! He wants to traverse the world with sword in hand, and go home to enjoy eating chicken, drinking wine, appreciating tea and reading poetry.

It’s one thing if Chen Ziqi can’t become a great hero, but now his father Emperor wants to sacrifice him to the god?!

And speaking of this god, there seems to be something wrong with him…

God: Tweet?

A cool but cute (bird) Gong X a vengeful, petty sweet talking Shou <<less

Mu Yun Gui was the white moonlight of the male lead in a cultivation-based book.... more>>

Mu Yun Gui herself didn’t know that she was a short-lived white moonlight, until one day, a junior sister who was the eldest lady from a prominent family came into her life and turned her life upside down.

Her childhood sweetheart slowly got estranged from her and became close to the junior sister. In the end, he even abandoned her to save that junior sister.

When Mu Yun Gui plunged into the deep sea, she saw a triumphant smile on the junior sister.

At that time, she knew that the junior sister was a girl from a different world, and this world was a book. The cause of her cultivation stagnation was that the girl had robbed her luck.

After the fall, Mu Yun Gui opened her eyes and found that she was not dead, but fell into an underground cave.

In the cave, there was a ten-thousand-year-old ice block with a person inside it. Mu Yun Gi thought that this person also like her fell into the forbidden area, and out of good intentions, she unlocked the seal.

Jiang Shao Cai was sealed in an ice block for ten thousand years.

Suddenly one day, he was awakened by a girl. The girl was embarrassed, but still smiled at him and said, “Did you fall too? It’s okay, I will save you.”

The girl didn’t know that the boy she saved was a legendary genius from ten thousand years ago, who was abandoned by the immortal world and fell into the dark. <<less

Shu Yu transmigrated and became the original novel’s violent and brutal female Demon that caused the supporting male character, AKA hidden Boss, to become batsh*t... more>> crazy. However, right now, the Boss is just a lowly s*ave that was just given to her. What should she do? <<less

Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake.... more>>

His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail.

Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to reach his furry paws out to that cat.

At first he thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven.

Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun. <<less

Yin BiYue has made the worst purchase ever. After transmigrating countless times into the bodies of canon fodder villains, he buys a ‘Fiend Halo’ from the Rebirth Company, supposedly the best aid for an up and coming final BOSS!... more>>

He’s ecstatic to finally get a villainous role where he won’t die after just a few lines, if any at all, and is raring to become the best opponent a protagonist will have… However, why was everyone looking at him with pitying eyes? Why was the protagonist rushing over to help him get out of his crimes? Most importantly, why was his ‘Fiend Halo’ just making things worse?!

Meanwhile, the intern salesperson at the Rebirth Company discovers that he might have accidentally sold a prototype White Lotus Halo to a certain villain… <<less

Xiao Yuan bears a heavy responsibility. Because of certain restrictions, he has to get along with a group of scum people. When the mission was completed, the restrictions disappeared, and Xiao Yuan screamed in delight: Ah, this is the taste of freedom! The Demon Lord who treated him as a plaything and infected him with a Gu worm, the junior brother who disliked him, the young Pavilion Master who used his blood to save his own Senior Brother – forgive him for not accompanying them.... more>>

Later, Xiao Yuan learned the “face changing technique” and could imitate anyone’s appearance. With this, he starts various businesses: he can become what the clients wanted as long as he got paid enough. The business of Xiao Yuan’s was booming. He earned a lot of money, and big shots from all walks of life came to him admiringly. Then…

Junior Brother: Oh, I will never let Senior Brother leave me again!

Pavilion Master: Xiao Yuan, do you want me to take out my heart to show it to you?!

Demon Lord: What do I need to do for baby to forgive me, how about I let you bully me back?

Wife chasing crematorium burning all over the world, Xiao Yuan smiles: Don’t ask, asking means you’ve never loved before. <<less

The little white fox Xueli, by chance, picked up Zilan, the young master of the nine heavens wolf realm, who accidentally fell into the fairyland. Because of the language barrier, the two had a series of ridiculous stories, but in the end they fell in love with each other. A warm and sweet fairy tale, the love story between the big furball Zilan and the little furball Xueli, combined with the background of myths and legends, constructs a lively and cute fantasy story.... more>>

Xueli is a carefree little white fox shapeshifter in the forest, until a big snow wolf falls from the sky one day. The wolf was seriously injured and he couldn’t speak the language of the forest. Xueli went over to take a look curiously, and brought him some food, but the other party followed her. Such a big wolf followed her all day, stared at her, l**ked her, and forcibly wrapped her in his fur! Xueli was frightened to death, kicked him desperately, slapped him, yelled to go away, but the difference in size was too big, it was useless, waahh…

Because of the failure of the tribulation, Zilan was forced to transform from his human body into the original shape of a divine beast, and fell into a small fairyland that was isolated from the world and could not understand the language. However, he did not expect to see the legendary nine-tailed fox that had disappeared for a thousand years here. The little fox is lively, kind and cute, and he likes her very much. She not only walked around him worriedly, but also brought him fruits to eat and found herbs to heal his injuries. Zilan was deeply moved and decided to reciprocate by acting as a bodyguard for her and keeping her warm at night. He decided to bring the little nine-tailed fox back to the nine heavens wolf realm, marry her as his wife, and announce to everyone that she is the love of his life and the treasure of this world. <<less

Zhangsun Zijun and Yi Xichen are the protagonists of the novel “Record of Nine Thousand Vicissitudes.” One is solid and reserved; the other is free-spirited and uninhibited. As fellow disciples under the same master who grew up together, the two have a deep friendship that was strengthened by their numerous life and death adventures together.... more>>

However, in a popular yaoi fanfiction, the personalities of these two characters is completely OOC. Zhangsun Zijun turned into an insanely jealous, insatiable s*x addict madly in love with his wife Yi Xichen. Yi Xichen turned into a sweet, delicate little angel. Their daily life was full of kinky bedroom activities…

Suddenly, the Zhangsun Zijun character from the fanfiction was transported into the world of the original novel. <<less

Yu QingTang transmigrated into a book, becoming a background character from a small sect that basically had no script, never appearing more than 3 times even if you searched the entire text, basically having no difference being in the book or not.... more>>

He originally thought he had nothing to do with the story plot and treated it as getting the opportunity to experience the life of a cultivator. However, when he was 12 years old, because the sect couldn’t gather 4 female cultivators to participate in the Immortal Sects’ Unique (Mah) Skills (Jong) Competition for Women, he was forced into women’s clothing by his DaShijie and taken to the WanXian Pavilion to fill the numbers.

In the back mountains of WanXian Pavilion, he met the still young Long AoTian. The Proud Dragon Son of Heaven said he had fallen in love with “her” at first sight.

Yu QingTang: “……”

He put on a fake smile and said: “Haha, I am still young. Come propose in the future if you’re capable.”

The Proud Dragon Son of Heaven snapped a peach blossom branch and handed it to him. Eyes bright and hopeful with a shimmering light, and the mannerism of an innocent young boy, he said with reddened ears: “It’s a deal!”

Yu QingTang was almost blinded by this harmless and benign face before recalling how in the book, this person had peach blossoms like the flowing water, childhood sweethearts all over the world, and red and white roses fighting to the death over him. Instantly his heart calmed like still water. Rejecting all feelings and relations, he replied insincerely: “Of course of course.”

……

Seven years later, the Proud Dragon Son of Heaven, who grew up to be a humanoid typhoon, came for a visit.

Yu QingTang’s cheap Master: “Oh Tang! He went to the Seven Swords Sect before and beat them until there’s only two swords left! This Master is already old and can no longer handle such a youthful warrior!”

Da-Shijie: “Xiao-Shidi, don’t panic. I have a treasure that can solve this problem!”

She took out the Beauty Pavilion’s newest and most fashionable outfit for female cultivators.

Yu QingTang: “…… Get lost!”

……

To save the declining sect, Yu QingTang decided to debut as a female cultivation idol…… like hell.

Enduring the humiliation in silence, he changed into women’s clothes and decided to tactfully reject Long AoTian according to his Shijie’s instructions.

As soon as he left the sect’s gates, he saw the young man leaning against a long spear, stepping on the head of a ferocious beast that had been harassing the sect for so many months it almost made his Master activate the mountain’s great defense wards.

Eyes shining bright like stars, the young man hastily wiped away the blood on his hands and called to him: “XianZi!”

“The Qing Province’s Golden Core Competition is summoning all of the world’s heroes. I… I want to invite XianZi to travel there together with me. I don’t know if XianZi can, uhh……”

It seemed as if he rarely said such genteel and cultured words. Stumbling several times in one sentence, he glanced up at Yu QingTang with a red flushed face, pure and innocent.

Yu QingTang looked cautiously at the censored corpse of the ferocious beast beneath his foot and suspected this might be his state of death after he opens his mouth: “……”

—Shijie, even though the script you wrote to snap off this peach blossom was very cool, I really don’t have the damn guts QAQ!

Bleakly and weakly the wind blows; cold the Yi river flows. The valiant man, once gone, returns in women’s clothes.

Tags: Younger Gong, The Proud Son of Heaven, Cultivation, Transmigration

One sentence introduction: Nothing but regret QAQ

Concept: Sincerity is forever the killing blow. <<less

Yin Qingle fell in love with the male supporting character Yan Buzhi from a novel, crying every day over his tragic life.... more>>

Yan Buzhi was the young master of the Xuan Chi Sect, extraordinarily talented and a rare gem. Only when the sect master's biological son was found did he realize he was just a disposable stand-in.

He was forcefully stripped of his spiritual root, inflicted with a cold poison, and took the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation in place of the real heir, plunging into an abyss thereafter.Yan Buzhi endured immense humiliation, turned to demonic cultivation, and became a feared evil spirit in the cultivation world. Ultimately, he was killed jointly by the male and female protagonists. Before his death, he had nothing but received the remark: "Fate plays with men."

Yin Qingle: "Wuu wuu wuu, my dear Zhi Zhi's life is so hard, don't cry, mommy will hold you."

The next day, she woke up to find herself transmigrated. Her mission: to conquer Yan Buzhi in order to return home.Yin Qingle: "...Is there such a good thing?"

Not long after receiving the mission, a bloodied Yan Buzhi fell from the sky.
Having fallen off a cliff, the weak and soon-to-be corrupted Yan Buzhi in the valley coldly rejected her approach with three phrases:"Go away, don't touch me, or I'll kill you."

But Yin Qingle didn't leave; instead, she hugged him and kissed him on the forehead.

Yan Buzhi: "??"

Later, Yan Buzhi harbored a secret in his heart; he fell in love with the bright and sunny girl beside him.

He knew she liked his flawless, ethereal demeanor. But she didn’t know his mind was filled with dirty, despicable thoughts, not meant for others to hear.

When he could no longer contain himself, he laid bare his soul in front of Yin Qingle. She widened her eyes: "That's it?"

"I already knew." She pressed against him and kissed him without allowing any resistance.

Yan Buzhi: "???!!” <<less

Divine techniques? Heaven’s gifts? Divine Weapon? Special Abilities? Unique Skills? Heavenly Talents?... more>>

No, I don’t need them because I can create Heavenly Laws!

In the boundless expanse of the starry seas, Lin Yuan wielded the extraordinary ‘Gate to the Myriad Realms’, he can transmigrate his consciousness in various world and comprehend any path!

Embarking on countless odysseys, Lin Yuan’s relentless quest for strength knew no bounds. Through the cosmic tapestry of diverse worlds, he quietly forged his path, ascending from the depths of mediocrity to an unparalleled force.

With each journey, he honed his skills until, at last, he stood as an invincible presence, dominating across all realms. The saga of Lin Yuan is a mesmerizing tale of cosmic ascent and relentless growth. <<less

After hatching endless plots and suffering innumerable hardships, the demons of the Demonic Realm finally managed to resurrect the Ancient Demon King.... more>>

The demons of the Demonic Realm had hoped that the Ancient Demon King would not only lead them in waging a war against the Heavenly Realm and enable them to lord their superiority over the Immortals, he would also ultimately gain control over the entire realm.

Gradually, however, they discovered that their thoughts were very, very wrong.

Whilst it is true that this Ancient Demon King still retains his aura of superiority and possesses unlimited powers, he…

He seems to be a mental case…

It’s alright even if he changes orders and does things in an incomprehensible way.

But what’s with his habit of muttering under his breath, nagging and conversing with himself the entire day!

Small Orchid: He’s not ill, he’s just despicable (贱jian)…can’t stand to see (见jian) people live a good life.

Dong Fang: I am only unable to endure seeing you live a good life.

Small Orchid: …

*T/N: The Chinese pronunciation for the word “despicable” is the same as the word “see” – thus, the author is trying to show that Small Orchid, while trying to scold Dong Fang, is also careful not to incur his wrath, which is why she tried to imbue another meaning into her sentence after scolding him. <<less

He had four disobedient disciples, who now achieved success, won recognition and established their own sects.... more>>

The embarrassing thing is that it was him who drove those four out of his sect to make them independent.

But one day he had an incident and lost his cultivation. His life was hanging by a thread. Wandering around, he walked into his third disciple’s territory.

What should I do?

Mountains and seas can be tamed, days and nights can disappear.

Only you, the exceptional you, refuse to give up.

——

A man blessed with fortune, the best in his generation, had an accident and started anew; broken in body but firm in spirit, he now uses his wisdom to guide his evil disciples back to the right path.

Notes :
The title 参商 (Shēnshāng) has two meanings:
1) Constellations Shen (ch. “Three Stars mansion”, eu. Orion) and Shang (ch. “Heart mansion”, eu. Antares), which never appear at the same time.
2) Two friends/relatives who are separated/estranged and irreconcilable. <<less

She is a two-faced and fierce hidden ghost doctor,... more>>

Before crossing, she was despised by everyone and is widely known as a “waste”.

The contract of the ancient spirit,

The cultivation speed that rivals the gods,

She will show everyone just how blind they are.

With poisonous powder in her hand, who dares to bully her people! they are looking for death!

What Ninth grade medicine pellet? Her adorable pet eats them like a jelly bean.

He’s so capricious! He who is always coquettish at her named as the “Night Prince”, everyone thought he was cold and indifferent, but why in her eyes he was so difficult, haunting.

“Why are you staring at me like that?”

“I wonder when you will become my woman.”

A fine needle was pressed against his waist, she laughed

“Prince, you keep urging this devil, if this poison really goes in you, you can only be a eunuch in this life!” <<less

When the demonic sect’s Protector Bi Qianren was travelling around the jianghu, he encountered a malicious ghost who liked bride kidnapping. Without the slightest hesitation, Bi Qianren kicked away the ghostly head blocking his path.... more>>

However, could someone tell him why this headless ghost began pestering him to get married? Do ghosts toss their heads to find their matches now?

Zhuge Qingtian: If you’ve sat on my sedan chair and haven’t yet died, you must be my predestined wife, one matched by the heavens.

Bi Qianren: Scram, us demonic cultivators only become husbands.

Zhuge Qiantian: Alright then, husband, when will we hold our wedding?

Bi Qianren: Even this works?

That day, as he stepped onto the path to find a missing head, Mister Hitman Bi Qianren learned a bitter life lesson—don’t casually kick a malicious ghost’s head, because who knows if that ghost will one day become your wife. <<less