The cause of our seven year itch is due to my wife wanting to lose weight? This can’t happen!

【The entire world bullies you, hates you, and isolates you, but your world has light because of him. I hate this world! But I love you!】... more>>

Xiao Chen is an ordinary person, but the world he lives in is never ordinary.

Various bizarre deaths and spiritual events happen around him. One after another, countless passersby look at him with pity, as if they’re looking at a dead person.

Early passerby: I remember that this Xiao Chen died really tragically, and when he died… blablablabla, and… blablablabla.

Passerby in the middle: ? Why is Xiao Chen still not dead???

Late passerby: WHAT? Why is the Boss in a relationship with Xiao Chen???

Xiao Chen: ???? <<less

Whenever Xie Lan played the violin, Dou Sheng felt it sending out a signal called love. Unfortunately, separated by distance, the signal cut off one day without warning. That was until the other person crossed the oceans and landed by his side, becoming a part of his world, even holding his hand and interlocking their fingers.... more>>

At long last, he heard the signal again.

"Traditionally, the big cat has always been around; the second cat came afterwards. In order to show its acceptance and assert its status, the big cat would lick the fur of the second cat. It is an intrinsic part of its nature, even if the big cat doesn’t normally like licking other cats. The second cat is the exception." <<less

I possessed the villain and final boss of the original novel after once complaining about the story.
He is Ki Yoon Jae, the incompetent representative of the gifted guild!... more>>

In order to survive without dying immediately, he needs to make an ally. But...

[Let's predict what will happen if Ha Hyun Seo were to discover that you are not Ki Yoon Jae.]

“So, you’re not him? You're not Yoon Jae hyung?”

If you reveal that you are possessing the original to your allies, it’s game over.

At long last, I met the main character who gave me a death flag from the original story.

That's how it was for a year.
But when an unknown gate appeared in Korea, I received a strange skill from God.

[If you have this, you too can become gifted! You can borrow abilities through kissing!]

So... Do you want me to kiss those gifted people? Besides, what's up with the look in the eyes of the bastard around me?

"Don't you want to know what my abilities are? How to use them, how they feel...”
"As I’ve always said, I'm on your side. I'll do whatever you want."

[No matter what kind of life the player lives, God will watch over you. God bless you!] <<less

System: You are the only human who meets the binding requirements of this system- please bind with me!... more>>

Su Yu: I have money, good looks, power and influence, why should I bind myself to you?

System: You haven’t fallen in love ye-

Su Yu: Aiya! My stomach is hurting all of a sudden!

Su Yu bound himself to a system; his only task is to scatter some IQ to the brainless male protagonists. The soft-headed male protagonist chases after the female protagonist, the male protagonist with some intellect chases after him. He feels that something is not quite right…

Su Yu: System, is there something common between these male protagonists?

System: Yes, they are all male protagonists.

Su Yu: …Suddenly, I don’t feel like talking anymore.

Male Protagonist who has been scattered with some IQ: Then don’t talk, just kiss me.

Su Yu: …Suddenly, I don’t feel like doing the task anymore. <<less

Afflicted with an illness at 25, my life should have ended when I was 26 years old. However, when I came to, I had become a 6 year old boy. Not only did I have my past memories, I also retained the memories of my current body that I shouldn’t have. Recognizing the six years of memories, I recalled immediately. ... more>>

The world I had awakened in was a world I’d read about in a shoujo manga in my previous life. It seems I’m on a parallel world trip ….. No, I have reincarnated.

At the same time as I recognized this world from the shoujo manga, I remembered my status.

In the story, I was the subordinate of a stalking horse who fell in love with the heroine. To compete for the hand of the heroine, by the stalking horse’s orders, I got involved by implementing various interferences to all the other love interests like the prince and sons of dukes which resulted in the death penalty. The stalking horse didn’t even bother to protect his subordinate and covered up his own crimes.

I can’t remember if my final moment was captured or not in a panel. Even when I read it, I just skimmed through it. I was a nameless mob and, in addition to that, a supporting mob.

In the shoujo manga, that was my status in this world. Since I have reincarnated, I would prefer if I didn’t appear in the manga at all.

The six year old me has yet to encounter the stalking horse in that world. Like I’ll follow the story and die! Using the knowledge from my previous life, I’ve made a decision to keep on living.

This is a common tale of the protagonist who strives to keep on living by avoiding the encounter with the main and mob characters, and to avoid being involved with them in order to evade the scenario. <<less

Centuries ago, Daoist Jing Yuan died from lightning. A millennium later, he comes back to life, but discovers that the stars have shifted and the world has transformed by leaps and bounds.... more>>

Marketplace: Selling herbs for 10 coppers each, alleviates fevers and detoxifies, reduces swelling and relieves pain.

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the main precious herb used for Foundation Establishment Pills?

Auction house: Advanced level cultivation method starting at 30,000 spirit-stones!

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the tr*shiest cultivation method you could find anywhere on the streets?

Art gallery: “The 100 Influential Figures of the Cultivation World”

Jing Yuan: Aren’t these my good friends A, B, C, D and old enemies 1, 2, 3, 4?

Bookstore: “Jing Yuan: A Biography“, “Memoirs of Jing Yuan“, “An Intro to Daoist-Master Jing Yuan’s Legendary Life“, “Honored Master Jing Yuan Teaches You How to Guide Qi into the Body“, “The Seven Habits of Founder Jing Yuan”

Jing Yuan: ?? Isn’t this me? Wait, when did I gain seven habits?

The companions he once journeyed with have long passed away, and not even 1/10 of the formerly glorious cultivation legacies remain. Yet, in this world without him, his legend still exists. This kind of feeling, is a bit embarrassing… <<less

Yu Sheng is born with a Crow Mouth. Nothing good he says comes true, whereas everything bad he says does.... more>>

In the last exam before summer vacation for his 2nd year of High School, “Troublemaker” Yu Sheng from the terrifying Central Third High jinxes himself into the place where the cream of the crop gathers — The Provincial Interhigh Summer Camp.

Because of his face, he was picked to be the partner of the neighbouring Province Point High School’s No. 1.

The night before their finals, the undefeatable Young Master Yu who has never blanched before speaks up. He hurtles tonnes of tr*sh-talk at the No. 1 Home Tutor who slams the door on him—

You were almost late to the exam!

You almost forgot to shade your MCQ!

You nearly got off-topic in your essay!

The invigilators were all flocking around you!

You can only score 50 points more than the city’s No. 2 at most!

……

Later, when he outscores the city’s No. 2 by 50 points in his Sciences, Jin Linkun faces the media who swarm him and answers simply when asked the secret to his excellent marks.

“Study hard, study smart, and have a good attitude.”

Jin Linkun: “And also, find a little Crow Mouth to fall in love with.” <<less

Xie Ran nickname – humanoid AI... more>>

Feature 1: more sensible than the AI.
Feature 2: more ruthless than AI.

Later, when he went to the parallel world, the people with the same name as him had a great life, but because of their feelings, they were deceived and hurt by the people they loved, and ended up miserable.
Xie Ran who was attracted by their obsession: Feeling?

After a period of time,

Subordinate: Boss, you have not contacted Xie Ran for a long time.
Scum male: Has he learned what he did wrong?
Subordinate: No, he is now much richer than you.
Scum male: ? ? ?
Subordinate: Oh by the way, he is about to ruin your company.

In the outside world it’s rumored that current Xie Ran was born from love turned into hate. Xie Ran: Hate? What is that?

Xie Ran AI system: Sorry, this touches on Mr. Xie’s knowledge blind spot, but it’s okay, I’ll teach you.
Passers-by (pupil shaking): …. Xie Ran learns human emotion from AI?!!! <<less

The not-so-lucky Shen Dongyu and the extremely lucky Chen Jingchuan.... more>>

The small boat drifting on the seemingly boundless ocean met the land he belongs with, arriving safely.

Please have a seat, drink some tea, let me tell a story. <<less

During the evening rounds, I asked Dr. Chen, “Have you seen Tumor-kun?"... more>>

He replied that he had.

I then asked, "Do you think we resemble the female lead and the doctor in there?"

Dr. Chen asked me, "Are you trying to flirt with me?"

I replied, "Yes, haha."

Dr. Chen said, "Only those who obediently undergo chemotherapy can flirt with me."

I instantly deflated.

A very short short story. <<less

The young single man, Xu Zhao, recently graduated from university and was ready to embark on a major task at his job when he was suddenly transmigrated to the eighties where there was no internet or tv. It would’ve been fine if he had no money, but he unexpectedly had a two-year-old son as well: one he birthed himself.... more>>

The son had nothing to wear.

The son had nothing to eat.

The son had no toys to play with.

The son didn’t even have a “daddy.”

How would the son live without him? Xu Zhao decided that he would raise the son. <<less

Lin Qiong transmigrated and became the cannon fodder wife who cursed the villain in the book. He originally married the villain for money, but despised the villain for being old and crazy, and there was no limit to his suicidal antics. In the end, his death-seeking ways succeeded.... more>>

When he transmigrated, the original host was humiliating and cursing the villain, “So old and crazy, unable to even do that. You’re not a man!” The man sitting in the wheelchair had a sinister look in his eyes, emotions surging within.

“You think I will hate you because of this? No! I will only love you more!”

Fu Xingyun: ?

Lin Qiong, who was so poor that he starved to death in his previous life, looked at the mansion filled with the stench of capitalism and wiped away the tears flowing from the corners of his mouth.

This is obviously his old baby!

Lin Qiong maintained his selfless dedication and affectionate character, “Although you don’t love me, it doesn’t matter! Just let me stay with you during your most difficult period. We will divorce when you recover!”

He just hopes that the villain will let him go after succeeding in the future. He’ll then take the large alimony and fly away!

When the weather turned cold, Lin Qiong wore a holey cotton coat.

He held the clothes in front of the man and said, “Put on your long pants, we will get divorced when you get better!”

When someone mocked his man, Lin Qiong was like an old hen protecting his young.

After scolding the bad guys, he comforted him thoughtfully, “Don’t listen to them, you look the most handsome with your autumn clothes tucked into your autumn trousers!”

He, who was forced to put on his autumn clothes and trousers: “…”

At the auction, Lin Qiong pressed the evil hands of capitalism down and argued for sustainable consumption.

If they spent it now, he would get a smaller sum when they divorced. So, Lin Qiong said: “Save your money, we will get a divorce when you are better.”

After the man recovered, Lin Qiong couldn’t wait to say: “Let’s divorce.”

”!”

Thinking of the huge alimony payment after the divorce, he rubbed his hands excitedly.

Fu Xingyun: “What divorce?”

Lin Qiong:?

Fu Xingyun: “Now that I’m better, it’s time to fulfill our obligations as husband and wife.”

Lin Qiong: ! ! !

It wasn’t until his belly swelled that Lin Qiong remembered that he had entered a child-rearing book.

The man looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction and comforted him , “As long as we don’t get divorced, my money will be your money.”

“…”

Lin Qiong: “Bastard, I will fight with you!” <<less

Ning Chao is a seemingly ordinary person.... more>>

But any vests he wears can easily ignite a storm in the industry.

He's not just a writer, but also an anchor and an artist, embodying a three-dimensional idol. His life is anything but ordinary.

Starting from scratch, Ning Chao adeptly shifts between various roles, amassing wealth along the way.

Yet, the challenges of managing his newfound fortune are overwhelming.

The day his vest is revealed, a trending search frenzy was sparked.

From then on, he's either losing his vest or on the path to doing so.

Ning Chao's team leader, Ming Ran, has never experienced a moment of peace since Ning Chao joined the team.

"Move, you money magnet!"

"He's here again, our star team member, causing a ruckus!"

"Today is bound to be a rollercoaster!"

"His grace is a painting prodigy! A national talent!"

"That anchor talks too much nonsense. So annoying. Can we please cancel his show?"

Later...

"It's you?" "It's still you?!" "Why is it always you?" "Seriously, you again?"

---

This whimsical tale narrates the adventures of a fool constantly losing his vest – or, in this case, an idol enduring perpetual turmoil! As long as Ning Chao perseveres in his hard work, he's destined for success.

[A short explanation of losing his vest: Any persona/ Artist name that Ning Chao chooses to go by, as an author/artist/idol, will eventually be revealed to be him behind it] <<less

I've witnessed a scene in the mortal world, but it's just the rise and fall of several fleeting years. The crimson veil covers the dust of old dreams, and young women fall in love with young men.... more>>

I've witnessed a scene in the mortal world, where characters and right or wrong are washed away by the years. Each new wave pushes the previous one, and today's fine wine intoxicates today's heroes.

For a moment, a bright moon, and for a moment, golden flowers. I look back within the realms of the mortal world. Where the dim lights are, there's a dim corner, how the scenery of years past, how it will look in years to come. <<less

Tan Yan has always been content with his lot, law-abiding, conscientious and diligent. He hides his little secrets and only hopes to enjoy his life when he reaches retirement age.... more>>

Suddenly one day, the relevant leader gave him an ID card birth year in 2000 and an admission letter from a certain university, and patted him on the shoulder lovingly: Young people, fight for the future of the motherland! You are the successors of the new generation!

Tan Yan: …

Will he still be able to retire? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻

Author note:

1. The main subject of this article is to raise a little wolf dog. The protagonist is a 58-year-old uncle with an 18-year-old face. Special note: The protagonist is unmarried, unmarried, unmarried, although he is 58 years old, he is unmarried!!!

2. This article is pseudo science fiction, all the theories appear in the text are “Green Bat School” fake-science. It’s a series of serious nonsense, please don’t take it seriously.

3. Infinite flow, modern pseudo-science fiction adventure text, there is a slight superpower. <<less

Jing Nian enters the body of a young dragon hatchling and shares a body with the small dragon.... more>>

At first, Jing Nian is extremely cautious, fearing being discovered by the group of wild and crazy hatchlings from the abyss. However, later on, Jing Nian is led astray by the young dragon and relies on a single [Dragon Milk Roar] to dominate all the bosses in the abyss, becoming domineering and carefree.

—Until the day the young dragon turns 200 years old. The game instance [Dragon Abyss] begins.

"It is the lord of the abyss! It is the last giant dragon in the world! It is the most powerful and evil boss of the abyss instance!"

All players want to achieve the first kill of the dragon, and a hundred-player group gathers with great momentum at the entrance of the Dragon Abyss, hesitating to enter and accidentally breaking the small dragon's teeth-grinding board.

The young dragon cries in frustration...

The young dragon cries and even blows a bubble of snot...

Jing Nian, who realizes that he has entered the game: "...I feel like crying even more."

—

Huo Yi lost a dragon egg and eventually finds a young dragon flapping its wings desperately but unable to fly, crying with snot bubbles, in a holographic online game in a low-dimensional world.

Never mind the weight... at 200 years old, still a crybaby? Raise an egg?

Huo Yi turns around and walks away.

—

Of course, after all the hardships to obtain the dragon egg, giving up on raising it is impossible.

【Mini Theater】

Jing Nian, who doesn't want to be treated as a boss to be defeated, sneaks out every night while the young dragon is sleeping and secretly runs off to hug someone's thigh: "Boss, can I tell you a secret? Can you protect me?"

Huo Yi, who had long noticed that something was off with the dragon egg's soul, remains calm and collected: "Tell me."

As the hundred-player group gathers once again, Jing Nian decides to betray the small chubby dragon to save himself: "Actually, I'm just a stray soul inside the body of the abyss dragon. I can help you form a contract with the dragon."

Huo Yi's gaze deepens: "Good."

—

And then Jing Nian realizes: The small chubby dragon wasn't the one who got bound, it was him! QAQ" <<less

I am the ruler of my people, attentive to every detail, taking action only after careful analysis when necessary. But one day, an obstacle emerged... more>> on my life's path, and I couldn't stop it, for even though we were the best of friends in the past: I have been in love with him for years, perhaps he doesn't even know... <<less

Alfred, an alchemist, has been thrown out by an old friend and driven out of his workshop.... more>>

Wandering the streets at night, he met a beautiful nobleman who offered him a chocolate drink.

Alfred took notice of the well-off young man and tried to get close to him, but…

The nobleman turned out to be the most powerful vampire of all, Sin. Alfred had his blood s**ked and was imprisoned in the vampire’s residence.

The condition to be released from the status of a mere livestock?

“Make the ultimate chocolate for me.”

Alfred has to put his dignity and pride as an alchemist on the line and start making chocolates. <<less

After Lü Bu was hung by Cao Cao at White Gate Tower, he time travelled to the end of the Qin dynasty. By chance, he was thrown into the camp of the Hegemon-King of Western Chu and helped him conquer north and south, compete for power, and unify the Central Plains.... more>>

–Lü Bu was disappointed to discover that although his own death was laughable, compared to this person, he could still be regarded as someone sensible. <<less

Xiaolin met a ghost.

The genius cultivator Lin Xuanzhi didn’t let down the world in his past life, yet he only betrayed a single Yan Tianhen.... more>>

It was only when he had been backstabbed and killed by his closest friends, teacher and fellow disciples that he knew what kind of unforgivable crimes he had committed.

After he gained the huge opportunity for rebirth, the Lin Xuanzhi who had climbed back up from hell swore to cherish the person that he had betrayed in his past life. <<less

Sweet-on-the-surface, but actually dark/ initially-pretend-to-be-innocent puppy-like, but later, possessive and obsessive!Gong
x
Strict and cool/ gentle yet reserved Shizun!Shou... more>>

To raise a villain well and prevent their fall, you must start early on.

As an unlucky shizun that was killed by his student who turned into the corrupted villain, Gu Ruochen who had transmigrated into this world decided to—

Bring the villain back home while he was still in his harmless kitten form.

Having learned from past mistakes, he patiently guided the villain from a young age, spoiling and coaxing him, not allowing him to suffer any pain. (Well, maybe a little.)

The protagonist has the ultimate core, and the villain can't steal it? This shizun will give it to him! (He really did.)

The protagonist had some secret techniques, but the villain couldn’t have them? This shizun will give it to him! (Secretly, of course.)

The protagonist has an affectionate relationship with him, and the villain also wants some affection? Shizun:...

Gu Ruochen: "You can't be affectionate with me."

The young man blinked pitifully at him.

Gu Ruochen couldn't resist, closed his eyes, sighed, took a deep breath.

"…Just a little affection."

And so, he received a billion kisses.

Finally, as he watched the Demon Lord become a cute and affectionate little thing, cooing for attention and sending flowers every day, Gu Ruochen felt particularly satisfied.

But who knew that this unrepentant disciple had already regained the memories of their previous life?

He acted spoiled but his gaze was filled with love and hatred at the same time.

"Shizun can't get angry."

Suddenly, Yu Yang smiled, his voice sweet and sinister.

"No matter what I do, Shizun must always pamper me, obey me, and spoil me."

"You can never refuse me. Got it?"

Bonus scene: The irritable Demon Lord is a double-standard dog—

After fighting with Shizun, he hugged Gu Ruochen from behind.

"Shizun, don't ignore me. Your disciple is obedient now."

After fighting with others, Yu Yang stepped on Fenxi's face.

"Why didn’t you obey my orders, hmm?"

Everyone in society knew that Yu Yang was ruthless.

Content Advisory:
1. The top becomes crazy in the late stage; please be aware.
2. This story has no combat system, focusing on romance. If you're looking for action, this isn't it.
3. Not a sweet, pet-oriented, and uplifting story. Expect dramatic and somewhat bloody plot elements.
4. The relationship between the two in this life and the story in the original work are related to their past lives.
5. The teacher is a good person, kind and gentle. You won't be disappointed.
6. There is a twist in the later part of this story, but it ends sweetly. We strive for extra sweetness when it's sweet and profound drama when it's not.
7. HE (Happily Ever After) guaranteed; if it's not HE, I'll eat poop on live broadcast.
8. The synopsis includes points of contention, but the rest is fine. Please go easy on me; this isn't a sweet, pet-oriented story.

Additional Note: In the early stages of this story, you might feel that the top is mistreated, but please believe that the teacher loves his disciple with all his heart. <<less

Su Muluo is the last phoenix of the Phoenix clan, and his betrothed is the last dragon of the Dragon clan. However, his dragon has been inside the egg for eighteen hundred years with no sign of hatching. One morning, Su Muluo stared at the dragon egg for a while and finally made up his mind to cook it. With the pot steaming hot and just as he was about to put the dragon egg in, the silent egg, which had been quiet for a thousand years, suddenly made a cracking sound and split open.... more>>

A real dragon had appeared, and the supernatural affairs bureau officials cautiously approached them. Then, they saw a small black dragon coiled around the Phoenix's wrist, fiercely spitting out a fireball at them.

Dragon Ling: Get lost, don't touch my wife!
Su Muluo: ... Who are you?

① Super domineering, possessive, clingy black dragon top with extreme jealousy x very young, beautiful, gentle, and calm Phoenix bottom.
② Lots of personal creativity, fantasy genre, not historically accurate, don't take it too seriously.
③ Supernatural, sweet, happy ending. <<less

Yuxiu’s acting career is over at the age of twenty-eight.... more>>

He is banned as soon as he becomes an actor, and riding a roller coaster was not so exciting.

On the recommendation of his assistant, he comes to a mountain villa to relax.

The owner of the villa is a fair-skinned and beautiful sick man. He has a little wolf dog by his side, who cares about his health and is considerate to him.

——But eight years ago, Yu Xiu was that little wolf dog.

Ye Yuchen and Yu Xiu recall the old days: What a mess.

Yu Xiu ignores it.

Ye Yuchen: Do you want my help?

Yu Xiu: What’s your condition?

Ye Yuchen strokes his chin and thinks for a while: Hmm… Come to my room at night?

Everything seems to be back to the original point, everything has changed yet nothing also has changed.

It is only later that Yuxiu realizes that it is not the origin, but the anchor in his heart.

–

Yu Xiu × Ye Yuchen

Beautiful, strong, and tragic movie king top × mourning hidden from the world gold master bottom

28 years old × 30 years old

–

Yu Xiu is attacking, it’s not the reverse!

The two are only two years apart, and they were seniors and juniors in the early stage.

Dual perspectives, not many scenes in the entertainment industry, interspersed with college days, reality, and memories are divided between 50-50. <<less