Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

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This is the story of a person who transmigrated into a world with a radically different worldview.

So different, in fact, that he is considered a female in that world!

Cheng Nuo: What? Why did you say that I’m female?

Author: You only have one Tintin. The males of this world have two Tintins.

Cheng Nuo: No way! My hands are itchy… I want to cut one off!

Associated Names
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穿越异界之冒险记
绝不嫁有两个丁丁的男人
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
03/03/23 lee’s questionable... c81
03/01/23 lee’s questionable... c80
02/27/23 lee’s questionable... c79
02/25/22 lee’s questionable... c78 part2
01/25/22 lee’s questionable... c78 part1
01/19/22 lee’s questionable... c77
12/26/21 lee’s questionable... c76
12/26/21 lee’s questionable... c75
12/20/21 lee’s questionable... c74
12/18/21 lee’s questionable... c73
12/14/21 lee’s questionable... c72
12/12/21 lee’s questionable... c71
12/12/21 lee’s questionable... c70
12/11/21 lee’s questionable... c69
12/10/21 lee’s questionable... c68
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Rainlai
Rainlai
March 13, 2023
Status: --
The MC cheated. He want both of them. Urgh... kinda disgusting. He keep saying he knew for sure that he love the man he chosen to be with but keep on cheating and then some. What's worst was that he then cheated but makes the guy "understand" that he would never leave the other guy. Like... wtf? Urgh.... so frustrating to read and the only reason I continue was to see his sorry ass dumped but I don't think it's gonna happened
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Tiga
Tiga rated it
January 2, 2022
Status: c55
A serious let down. MC is childish and naive, to the point of being irritating. There's no feeling of being able to relate to his feelings (or any other characters for that matter) because they have no tangible reality base.

Story jumps from place to place and people to people. Author keeps introducing either new characters/villains or bringing the old ones back without tying any of the arcs to the end. That's not really a fun read.

I bailed out at chapter 55 because I just couldn't keep reading no matter how... more>> hard I tried. People always have their own different tastes though so hopefully someone will find it a good read. :) Happy New Year 2022! <<less
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ijustwantaloverformyself
ijustwantaloverformyself rated it
April 30, 2021
Status: c45
why is it harem, why is it harem?! Wuuhhuu

Liu Guang loves the MC so much and they would be such a nice couple. Liu Guang was also always so protective and anxious that the MC would become the wife of someone else and in the end it happened. Poor Liu Guang : (

It is not like I do not like Bai Rui, but yeah I have my bias and I like Liu Guang more.

But yeah, I liked the story in general and my rating is: 4.3
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Kaeki
Kaeki rated it
August 13, 2022
Status: c30
I'm sorry, I'm sure I'll receive quite a lot of hate for saying this... But...

Ain't this protagonist child grooming???

I know the author had no intention of writing about a child groomer, but I really can't look at it any other way.

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Kissing a child on the forehead...?? I know that's normal-ish (but not really since it's literally some strange child he got to know), but!! Getting tender feelings while doing it??? Bathing a TEN YEAR OLD child that can clearly do it himself? Staring at a child's... Thing!

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I get that the protagonist is written to be just acting like a big brother to the children, but still... It's honestly disturbing. And doing this to multiple children??

It's a weird harem yaoi novel, that's for sure. Maybe it's just me thinking too much into this, but it's disturbing... At least for me.

I think this novel is testing the limits of how far an author can go while writing about minor and semi-adult/adult relationships.

In my opinion, its not teaching good things to many readers out there.

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I mean, come on. Normal people wouldn't do things the protagonist does to the children. No matter how close of a sibling relationship.

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It's like the author deliberately wants to create s*xual tension, but awkwardly remembers that the male leads are still children, so resorts to disguise it in a cutesy way.

I mean, I may be too judgemental, and too sensitive about this physical contact stuff, but still.

This is getting too normalized. I've seen a lot of novels written just like this one. Is it okay? Is it just me thinking this? People need to realise this is not normal...

There were also no direct talk about the age of the protagonist, which makes me even more uncomfortable. I have not read very much of this, so I may have missed some mentions of the story, but I'm convinced that even if I did, I still wouldn't continue.

Thank you for reading my review, no need to take it too seriously- this is just for my own venting, to get rid of that uncomfortable feeling after reading what may be the most uncomfortable read. <<less
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CrescentLuna
CrescentLuna rated it
July 7, 2022
Status: Completed
I think it was better than ABO. I dont like ABO/inters*x mc/uke not my cup of tea Because it feels like im reading female lead story n not male lead story so absurd. But for mpreg (not ABO becuz I think like them not human at all likes animals, better make story between beast in heat full of pheromone) I can be considered depend on plot.

My point of 3 main characters

MC ... more>>
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I dont have any hate or like about him just so so. He way too weak. Because its about 3P so normal for MC fall for 2 seme.

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ml1
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for the first volume im ok with him. Just he is too s*upid n childish to me. His s*upidist and childish thing brougth till he 17 old at he is so f*cking annoying with his whimper and vinegar about ml2. Not just that, I never like all s*x scene between him and MC I feels like tortured n feels like he is mating with animals not with human keep tossing and tossing around not thinking after effect of MC if keep tossing like dog in heat. If MC reject to have s*x with him, he will take advantage MC weakness while begging. What MC is? Place for venting ur beast lust? After r*ped MC with 2 dicks. He can't wait to wait a long time before having s*x with MC. He r*ped MC but there was no deep guilt, even the guilt only for a moment. After MC forgive him suddenly lust, he really has no feelings at all.

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ml2
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I like him more becuz of his maturity, cool side, brilliant n not selfish like ml1. He always thinking what is good for MC. Actually he was jelous how MC treat ml1 but he always gulp down his selfishness n kept thinking what the best for MC without hurting MC feeling. He is gentle n I think he was an ideal husband. Not too forcefull in s*x n I love all s*x scene between them because he always considering mc's feeling before him.

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For An An (their first child)
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child from MC n ml1. After I know it was child between them I think I hate that child immidiately since in the womb. Becuz I hate the father ofkos I hate the child too. I hope their first child from ml2. Suddenly I love this child after he growth up n closest with ml2. It make me love this child.

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Everything relate with ml1 I hate include his child. Becuz An An closest to ml2 love him n respected him more than his own father make me love him completely. <<less
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Somefoolishgirl
Somefoolishgirl rated it
November 18, 2021
Status: c56
I really like this story so far. Thank you for picking this up! I can't wait to see what happens.

Update: decided to drop this one
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Severe
Severe rated it
August 8, 2021
Status: Completed
A typical Mary Sue story with harem.

It was an okay reading, although I would split this novel into two parts - first 70 chapters are "hero saves the beauty" every single time, and the second part is pure nonexplicit smut, almost till the end. So.... guess the reader should forget that they are still children?....

Mpreg thing is a minus for me, I am not in this kind of development.

The story... ugh - really - Mary Sueish white lotus MC got trapped every single moment. The scenes have no background... more>> plot, they exist just for the sake of rescue. So, my conclusion - there is almost no plot in the entire novel. <<less
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FetchTrek
FetchTrek
November 22, 2020
Status: c54 part2
It's great! There are no s*xual bits until they are at least 14-15 ish. And that's really just mild stuff like makeout and handjob etc. Main man finds himself in a new world, younger than he was, and a female?! Or at least this worlds equivalent. Men have two *wink wink* and females only have one. Strange, I know. And the MC is definitely feeling the weird factor. ML1 assault MC, mostly trying to rob him, but when he takes off his pants to make sure he doesn't miss anything,... more>> he finds out he's a female!
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ML1 decides MC will be his wife when they grow up, so he tries to take care of him.

ML2

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introducing ML2 very Sesshomaru looking child. MC is the only one that goes out of his way to help him, melting his heart to him.

What happens next? Who do they face? Read to find out!

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Kayachoumin
Kayachoumin rated it
August 29, 2020
Status: c52.2
Guys this story is so cute. I decided to give a try the description of the novel is really interesting and I assure you that the novel it's is. It's funny too I want to end it then give a really review but this far I read I really love this novel.
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Lucaroo
Lucaroo rated it
November 11, 2019
Status: c48
I started reading this as a joke but.... I actually really like it LMAO the main three are so cute and I’m excited to see how this 3p works out?? I like that Cheng Nuo decides (as of ch48) to try to go along with his new worlds deal and give Liu Guang a chance :’) I thought this was gonna be a weird ppp book but it seems like there was quite a bit of thought put into the world building. I can’t wait to read this as it... more>> updates (╹◡╹) <<less
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PurpleMousse
PurpleMousse rated it
June 28, 2018
Status: v1c12
The MC is really likeable and the ML is very cute. The MC also isn't really op and gets everything his way. And the 2 mains are growing right now so it's all just cuteness everywhere
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Maich
Maich rated it
March 9, 2022
Status: c58
I've read people's rewies saying that they see Chen Nuo (MC) as a woman.

He says than the first moment that he's a man. You can see in the novel how the main ML has to understand it. MC can be considered a trans man for his attitude and he describes himself more or less with the description of being trans.

So I think the best of this novel is saying how the ML has to accept that his wife is a husband, that it's ok if MC is with more males... more>> because he's also a male, not calling cheng nuo female, etc.

So cute how the author more or less put a trans character without saying it. I don't know if they did it on purpose but I prefer like this way, when they don't focus on that their character is trans and they just say that.

In this novel the MC is weaker than his two ML in fights, but he's not useless in defending himself. It's normal that the two ML are stronger, they grew up like this all his life and Chen Nuo was in a comodate situacion in the Earth since he's twenty!

The novel isn't smut, it's a xianxia slice of life. In the future chapters you can also see cultivation. There's also rencounters with some villains, old friends, etc, I'm sure they'll surprise you. <<less
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crayoni
crayoni
December 3, 2018
Status: c29
So far in I really enjoy this novel! It balances the right amount of cuteness with the story so it just becomes fantastic!

When I first saw this novel a few months ago I was actually a bit put off with the name and description, you know.. A male having two 'tintins'? And didn't read it, but I'm happy that I did because it's actually a good story!
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Alta
Alta rated it
November 20, 2018
Status: c27
The premise seems so cracked and sounds like a title for shallow smut but this is surprisingly well executed!

I appreciate the world-building the most. With every scene, you really feel like there's a whole other built society within the story and you're being led by a well thought-out plot. It's even clever in that it allows the readers to feel out the world along with the MC so you can really share the bewilderment and wonder of the experience.

Looking forward to reading more!
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Chibidere
Chibidere rated it
July 19, 2018
Status: c14
So cute! I wish there were more chapters!

Title is self-explanatory, but the all the characters are interesting and the interactions are very funny. Another great danmei/yaoi read.
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bllover.123456789
bllover.123456789 rated it
February 11, 2024
Status: c33
This story is interesting but I feel like MC gets badly injured in every f*cking chapter. It's pissing me off. Also I feel like it would be better for him to dress up as a "female" because he wouldn't have to get hurt all the time. From what I've read there is no discrimination or anything against "females" and they are also allowed to join sects, only downside is I guess they have many pursuers. Idk if it was me I'd dress as a female but that might be because... more>> I'm a woman. <<less
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ansusta
ansusta rated it
July 5, 2023
Status: c60
Gotta say his is an interesting one imma go ahead and rate in from different angles

First
Interesting concept and plot writing, it always keeps going, like yu don't experience a sudden stop where nothing is happening so far

Second the character writing
imma have to say it wasn't that good, too many narrow minded peoples but well that's something common in the xianxia world so I can't really complain
Mc's writing wasn't that bad honestly, he had unique characteristics making him his own person, yk, a personality with likes and dislikes... more>> both mls also had distinguished characters although a little too attached to mc

Third the relationships
Starting by the main cp I have to point out the wasted potential of a perfect 3p, you see since the start Liu Guang and bai dude had such nice potential of enemies to lovers, making a perfect 3p where they both like MC, MC likes both and they like each other, they even got the chemistry and vibes, elegant classy swords man and messy beast like fighter, I even thought that they were the end game on the first few chapters, like, I thought first that MC would end up with bai dude and luo would become a brother to him since author clearly favored bai dude but then the mls appeared together and I thought that damn maybe the author is trying a unique twist where luo and bai would end up together and MC just support them but it never happened, so instead of a 3p but more of a harem and let's say kinda of a love triangle and well I'm ok with a harem if the members are ok with it which is not the situation here, since the start Liu Guang refused to share him and MC got in a relationship with him first, he wholeheartedly accepted to be with him as a lover and not a friend but he was still seeing bai dude which makes it looks like cheng dude cheated on luo guang and he just didn't have any other choice but to accept it, it's definitely wrong and made me feel soooo bad for Liu Guang I even memorized his name, especially since he clearly favors bai dude and treats him (liu guang) like a brother most of the time, it made me question if he really liked him or just went with the flow or he just pitied he always gets these "sweet feeling for the first time" when he's with bai dude only, also I don't really like their forced relationship, I but since MC chose to be in it he should atleast be committed, look, ik this is a 3p and that's the whole point of it but I would rather prefer if he started dating them at the same time and they both agreed to it rather than promising Liu Guang to love only him and then cheat on him
I found this comment by hiraya that basically summarises my feelings
"I feel like Cheng Nuo is treating Liu Gang as the arranged marriage partner that he cares for and loves with a sense of duty. There’s attraction but very grounded in the feeling of belonging.
While Bai Rui to him is the spontaneous youthful romance that feels mysterious, confusing, and thrilling all at the same time. Like the zing of a crush or first love.
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Now, like most romance cn I've read so far there's no relationship outside of the main cp, yeah I noticed this in most romance works that I've read they treat their freinds and family like air, unless needed to deepen their love for eachother and if there's another relationship development then it's a side couple, like duh ik it's romance so it should focus on Romance but still hoped they had decent relationships with their friends and family and treated them like people and not just characters

Well of course there are some nice wholesome scenes there and spice by the end if that's why you're here

So overall it's not that bad but not that good <<less
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Babytigger752
Babytigger752 rated it
April 4, 2023
Status: Completed
The main character was annoying always needed to be saved, he might as well not even cultivated seemed really useless for him and he was wishy washy about who he really wanted to be with. He should have just continued to turn first guy down because you could tell he was more into the second guy which made his character even more unlikable since he basically just leading guy on. Second male lead was also unlikable his feels didn't even seem to be based on anything.
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tyylee53
tyylee53
December 30, 2022
Status: v3c18
Cheng Nuo should've just ended up with Bai Rui instead of allowing himself to be literally r*ped by Lou Guang because he felt bad for not being able to see him for 2 years. Liu Guang's actions have really disappointed me. I wouldn't have expected such ludicrously from him.

the start reviewing thing isn't working but this is a 3/5
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Eueu
Eueu rated it
November 22, 2022
Status: c91
Author obviously had some struggle with writing 3p. It's a bit messy because MC basically cheated on one of the MLs and it's the reason why it became 3p instead of 1v1. Still enjoyable read tho. I liked the other work of the author and the MC has a bit of a similar character design: average in strength, average in intelligence, very biased towards the ML, caring, likeable. I know others may not like him and this novel very much but despite its weakness, I still enjoyed reading and even... more>> went through mtl. <<less
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