Father, Mother Escaped Again

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Xia Yuqing is a shut-in+fujoshi from the 21st century. After an accident, she transmigrates into the body of a young princess forced into a political marriage with the emperor of another country.

“W-where is all this blood coming from? Is this– Is this nose blood? AH, YOUR HIGHNESS! A-are you alright? What? No! You mustn’t! Princess Xia, please, come back!”

“… I… need… to… see…”

The aide could only helplessly look on as Princess Xia Yuqing crawled towards the emperor’s quarters, leaving a trail of blood in her wake.

Fujoshi: a term for a woman who enjoys reading about relationships between men.

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FMEA
父皇,母后又翻墙了!
父皇母后又翻墙了!
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
03/23/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 9
03/16/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 8
03/10/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 7 part2
03/03/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 7
02/24/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 6 part2
02/18/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 6
02/10/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 5 part2
02/04/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 5
01/27/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 4 part2
01/20/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 4 part1
01/13/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 3
01/06/24 Lazy Girl Translations side story 2
12/30/23 Lazy Girl Translations side story 1
12/23/23 Lazy Girl Translations c247 part6
12/16/23 Lazy Girl Translations c247 part5
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New Moon
New Moon rated it
December 7, 2017
Status: c20
One of best parody funny novel that make you laugh a lots. I like this novel very much. MC is silly girl that make you laugh. I like how she try to ship ML and his friends.

worth to read this funny novel. I recommend you guy to read this silly funny novel.
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TheLadyWhoLikesBoyLove
TheLadyWhoLikesBoyLove
September 30, 2019
Status: --
I agree with @Kimchi759, r*pe gets easily too normalized by novels like this which isnt a good model in our society.

: ( (I stopped reading immediately in the first few chapters. I would gladly accept it if the author didnt make it comedy and instead turned the plot into something realistic so that it'll be understandable. But all we always have here on nu is cold blooded, cold hearted, poker face, stone cold man etc male leads. *Sigh* well we have different tastes
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bulgingeyes
bulgingeyes rated it
January 29, 2018
Status: --
be careful when reading this novel, especially if you're in a library! You'll laugh with tears. What I find different about this novel is, even though the ML forces himself onto the MC in bed, it's comic! The author did a great job at this!

the MC, oh man the MC, she cracks me up so bad!! From human dominoes to birds falling from the sky, then foaming at the mouth. MC has the skills to mentally kill without even trying! Lol

ive read a lot of novels, and this is the... more>> first one to make me laugh so loud every. Chapter! <<less
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Ming Lan
Ming Lan rated it
December 9, 2017
Status: c20
Parody funny novel that make you laugh a lots. I love this novel very much. It's so funny. MC is silly funny girl that make you laugh with her silly words.

worth to read this book. I love this novel very much.
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narixems
narixems rated it
January 20, 2021
Status: --
lmao while I was reading this I kept thinking, is this a wattpad story?

It's funny but I don't like the ML and the plot annoys me somehow. The translation is really good though.
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Gushishi
Gushishi
December 20, 2020
Status: Completed
This is so hillarious!

I love read it again!

But too bad, the story is too short!!!!
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Squig
Squig rated it
December 27, 2018
Status: c77
This work has a rather charming light hearted nature to it. The translation of the language is exceedingly good. The main character isn't all seeing or knowing. She's a loveable oaf that's in over her head and isnt smart enough to realize she is.

That said for anyone who squicks hard at dubcon/noncon you should avoid this title. Even with the knowledge of history and how such matters were/are treated it can be uncomfortable.

In addition there is some questionable borderline homophobic content.

Overall if you can get past the troublesome elements its... more>> a work that does have redeeming elements. Even going as far as to subvert some of the more common tropes within the genre. <<less
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LoveHime
LoveHime rated it
November 20, 2017
Status: c18
Love it really hilarious. Good read however it does gloss over the dub-con/non-con so it might not be to everyone's enjoyment. It's not described or anything and focuses more on MC's hilarious hijinks.
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luhyung
luhyung rated it
April 15, 2021
Status: --
Quite cringey and abit too crack for me. Rated 3 star because it’s not really my cup of tea but if you like some slice of life, some comedy and a domineering ML you might like this.

Just think it’s funny how some people rated the story 1 star because of r*pe or chauvinistic elements and they say how just because it’s a light novel it isn’t right to write about r*pe. Yeah sure, just leave out the mu*der, the superheroes and definitely the non-human characters because you don’t want to... more>> perpetuate beastality right? To me, these elements makes the story more dramatic that’s why I gave it a 3 but to each his own. <<less
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YoriMei
YoriMei rated it
October 19, 2018
Status: c27
Its alright, it's very reminiscent of early 2000's manga with overdramatized reactions and actions being common. Yes, there is some "r*pe humor" in this story however I would believe it to be more dubious consent than full on r*pe as pointed out in the top review. For any who are worried about the dubcon scenes, however, they're very fade to black and insinuated so it's up to your own disgression. The novel gets a solid "it's alright" from me.
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Ukimi
Ukimi rated it
July 3, 2018
Status: c58
This is the funniest novel I have read to date! Every chapter has me howling with laughter without fail omg idk how the author comes up with these ideas.

The story of a transmigrator going into a good-for-nothing body isn't new, but the personality of the character is something I have never seen before. She's highly entertaining and isn't s*upid like some characters from other LNs, she's more simple-minded. I love how her fujoshi mind works and how she creates made-up scenarios with all the males around her. There are a... more>> lot of anime tropes (deres/seme/uke) so if you're into anime/manga, you'll enjoy this.

If you like this novel then I would suggest Adorable Food Goddess :)

I recommend that you read the tags before reading, I saw that some didn't like how there were r*pe scenes, but it is included in the tags so they should've expected that to be there.

The r*pe scenes weren't disgusting or disturbing in my opinion. For example, it was more of a:

Spoiler

ML brings MC to bed, MC tries to avoid it by saying she's tired, ML says its okay because he'll do all the work. Morning comes, ML goes to morning court, MC wakes up with her body sore, curses ML for his strength and stamina, then goes about her day. That's pretty much how it goes, it's pretty vague.

Some people made it sound worse than what it actually is like he abused her or something.

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Saki.t.m
Saki.t.m rated it
June 14, 2018
Status: Completed
I created user just to review this story,

This story is amazing, unlike other similar story that only focused on MC, this story spare time for other characters, and their romance is amazing, not only that MC is very likeble, it's true that she's lazy unlike other novel protagonist, and will spare so much effort for her hobby (yaoi) and making silly daydream, but actually she's smart and clever, because one of her motto is"knowning too much is the caused to died faster", thats why she is avoiding to be... more>> involve in thing she shouldn't have, but dep down because she is a gossiper, in the end, she still involve, xd <<less
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Raneday
Raneday rated it
May 6, 2018
Status: c42
It's one of the best comedy novel that I've read here on NU. The misunderstandings are just gold!

And our MC shipping the Emperor to his so called "uke" and reading her monologue is just so fun to read add in the fact that we could also call the MC as one of the most lethal weapon of the empire XD XD from cooking, playing instrument to singing!
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Dvenger
Dvenger rated it
April 11, 2021
Status: c21
This is not just hilarious, it's damn brilliant. 120% recommend this masterpiece. Like, ... more>>
Spoiler

Xia Yuqing's zither skills are so damn bad it's a lethal form of art. The woman almost assassinated a general. His internal injuries were so bad, the man was vomiting blood just by listening to her music. She also killed all the surrounding plants and birds with her music.

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If being a concubine doesn't work out, Xia Yuqing can make a fortune out of assassinations. Deploy her with a zither on a battlefield and half the opposing army dies after she barely touches the first 5 chords. <<less
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yona11
yona11 rated it
September 29, 2019
Status: c87
This is an absolutely unique novel!

Everything about it: be it the plot, the caracters and the comedy that's in this novel. Everything is great.

I strongly recommend it!
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Wife of Sovereign
Wife of Sovereign rated it
October 31, 2018
Status: c87
PREVIOUSLY 5 STARS. CHANGED: 3 STARS.

The MC is hilarious, cute, adorable and lovable. Not to mention she's also a hardcore fujoshi that sometimes even make me facepalmed. The only complain I had about her is that she's too much of a hardcore and can't see how much the ML loves her despite he already declaring it on her face.

The ML is top-rate. No kidding. I rarely give an ML a top rate, it's because in CN novels, they're all usually too overbearing, too much of a black belly, too... more>> cold. Even going against that, there are still many things that made me lower my rating to the ML. The first meeting with ML is not your usual cold ice-block being really arrogant like he has a stick up in his *ss. Instead, even with maintained cold personality, you still feel it's not too cold and definitely within character.

And I think he's the only ML so far that I approved in the first sight. Even though he's cold, he had no qualm to call our MC names such as "Darling" "My dear" "Beloved Wife" etc. etc. in the first meeting alone, he called our MC "darling". He's not flirty, I assure you, I have so many complains about flirty characters, but this one is perfectly within line, and really perfect overall.

Reason for 3 stars below.

Spoiler

The Author overdone it with the comedy and the fmc's ditziness. Why?

The fenale MC invited an assassin to be by her side, despite the assassin had tried to kill the pregnant MC. The assassin didn't even have the basic redeeming quality. She had her memories, faked her amnesia, know the fMC is pregnant, a bit touched with fmc's kindness, but y'know what? Screw it. Kill her so everyone could have a reason to war. She's a f*cking b*tch, anyone want to protest? DM me.

Y'know what? FMC forgave her. Reason? The female assassin looks cute and absolutely beautiful. Why? Because apparently, she was overflowing with "maternal love." Bullshit. Bull. Shit.

If I was pregnant, treated someone with care and that someone tried to kill me who has A BABY in my belly. I'd rather for them to die. I have a bigger chance to forgive someone who tried to kill me rather than someone who tried to kill my kid. THAT'S Maternal love!!!

But what the fMC did? "Give her to me so I can have this hillarious drug recipe that would make people laugh non-stop. She tried to kill me AND MY BABY before? f*ck it!"

I'm... I'm really disappointed. I love this novel but the author is completely not serious about this all. I'm very disappointed that I'm sad.

If the "adorable" assassin stopped her advance out of sympathy as they were both women and the fMC is pregnant, but then get found out either way, I'll forgive her. But no... Her goal was still the same. She was moved a few times but she still pulled the dagger out when people wasn't looking. Intending to fully assassinate fMC. I can't forgive her... No. Never. The author is shitting on us with this character especially she's obviously going to be paired off to the ML's right-handman. It's s*upid.

This is so disappointing. If you want to read it. Just below c80 okay? It's 4-5 stars there. After that? It's getting disappointing.

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Hera Soo
Hera Soo rated it
April 25, 2018
Status: --
Hilarious novel. Love all the characters in this book.

ML's tone deaf skill is much better than learning material arts lol!!!
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merylstreepily
merylstreepily
February 1, 2024
Status: c1
The more I read, the more I felt like I was wasting my time.
The translation is great but the plot is so cheesy.

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MC's a blockhead. She doesn't think except for the BL scenes. Don't know how she's still alive after accusing everyone of being homo publicly. It's so childlike and even a child would know to shut up after a while. It becomes repetitive. I read 1/3 and after reading the reviews I had to drop it cuz I know with the way she is, the story is not gonna get anywhere. The ML has already stated his feelings for her, yet she hasn't thought about whether or not she could love him or leave. But she becomes pregnant (not by choice but coming from 21st she should have calculated it and do something for her sake/ or the child's) but still she's only thinking about match making males around her. The baby doesn't matter to her. All she thinks about is BL scenes.

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Too much fluffs for my taste. <<less
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whitespade
whitespade rated it
August 14, 2019
Status: c21
The characters are manic, and the dialogues go full throttle, some people (like me) will be unable to keep up with the barrage of jokes. I feel like Im unable to anchor myself in the story due to the narrator being so loose and flighty with her thoughts.

There are forced sex/r*pe of the MC from ML, however MC do not mind (much) as she just take it as something that just happen - so I think most people can just gloss over this as this is a very comedy driven... more>> story. Being r*ped is just part of the comedy... <<less
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Hassa.G
Hassa.G rated it
February 11, 2019
Status: c81.4
The story is good and the translation quality is good. I laugh so hard in this novel as the FL is funny and ML is cunning wolf. Even the subordinates and cousin of his are funny too. Hope to see more chapters soon..
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