Girl, I’ll Teach You Cultivation

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A Mature Lady: You have a house?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Ms. Perfect: You have a car?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Loli: Big Brother Jiang Xiu, do you have a seven-figure bank balance?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

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Jiang Xiu once transmigrated to the Immortal Martial Continent, living out a long life there and establishing himself with renowned fame. He finds himself waking up to strange circumstances and discovers that he’s returned back home. What happened exactly? And what’ll he do from now on? Follow Jiang Xiu as he deals with the crazy scenarios fate has in store for him.

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妹子,我教你修仙
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philslither
philslither rated it
April 1, 2018
Status: c20
I had to write this review because someone was mean enough to rate this novel 1 star as soon as it was released!

If you're one of those super-serious, easily butthurt readers, don't bother reading this novel. It's a light-hearted novel that's well translated and smoothly edited. The premise has been used before in other novels like Returning From the Immortal World, but judging from what we have translated right now, it's executed better. It doesn't take itself as seriously as most cultivation novels and the slice-of-life elements are a breath... more>> of fresh air.

If you're open-minded, you should give it a try. Props to the translator and editors for the high quality releases so far. <<less
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Dayside
Dayside rated it
January 8, 2020
Status: c283
A good read if you don't care too much about plot and just wish to see someone mess around with money, power and women. It's unfortunate that the translator quit after chapter 283. I would like to see someone continue to translate this, since machine translations are unbearable.
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Demonic Reader lv 451F
Demonic Reader lv 451F rated it
March 28, 2019
Status: c450
You are one of the world greatest readers if you can read pass the 300th chapter!!

The novel was so full of loophole, idiotic reapeatitives act & action. Story about the greatest Cultivating Sect Leader who came back to his hometown : Earth, to his original body : the chuunibiao age. Thus he acted according to his chuni-ness. No mind, no thought, sub-0 IQ, hot head.

In short, his actions, his surrounding characters' action, the plot.. From start to near end was nothing but chuni + idiotic combination.

The author just released his... more>> immature & sub-0 IQ chuni-ness through this novel, while hoping that no readers can detect it because they're the same as him.

He successed.

BTW, I love this novel because it exposed in detail what the Chinese society is.

Spoiler

In this society, the school vice-principle could r*ped his students for years. No guilt. Until "MC came back and exposed it (MCCE) ". The principle br*bed the higher echelons until MCCE.

The lower govermental serviceman l*cked their boss in order to survive.

Good Chinese culture. I love it.

The bosses l*cked the balls of the youngster who had big family in order to survive. The youngsters looked and treated every normal Chinese citizen as s*ave. These s*aves could be killed anytime if it made them upset. No gulit. Not criminal. Perfectly legal.

Good Chinese culture. I love it.

Summary. This novel try to tell us, from the very first chapter that : In China, if you're rich enough, or have big background, or have big fist, you can do everything to another humans without guilt or punishment. Your thoughts are laws. Your actions are heavenly decree.

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Good Chinese culture. I love it. Thanks the author. <<less
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TamaSaga
TamaSaga rated it
July 15, 2018
Status: c136
I'm not sure why but this story remains highly entertaining. Maybe because it continues giving the impression that justice is served?

It's kind of fun seeing the MC continually pulling off a "tiger dressed as a pig" act, and while he does occasionally take things a bit far, he hasn't taken it to the point where you can point at him and call him the antagonist of the story.
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slaider23
slaider23 rated it
June 30, 2018
Status: c310
Read it up to here and honestly i've gotten bored and annoyed by everything that is happening. MC is an idiot when it come to understanding people even for someone who lives for 3000+ years. I also heard alot of things that will happen later to clear up alot of misunderstandings that are happening but to honest my interests in this novel has drained to nothing. It started out fine even though generic but I like seeing people getting their face slapped off and even if the author wrote it... more>> to make it seem the MC is smart and everyone is s*upid but I like to see my MC beat people down. This is what I live for, but I cannot read something with someone that is as obstinate as this guy. I understand that you lived longer than everyone on earth but even when someone is giving you the right advice u dont even listen. I feel no sympathy for this MC for the tragedies that he will come to experience. The most turn off for me about this novel is the relationships the MC has with several females. Please note this is not a harem but the author will constantly throw women as this guy only for him to stick to this one girl who doesn't even like him even when he has had s*xual relations with other women he doesn't acknowledge them as his woman. I don't care about harem or the single love route but if your gonna have relations with women why not acknowledge it.

So my journey ends here...

P.s I skipped close to the end and seen and read some things but my interests in this has not increased but in fact has become non-existent. <<less
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Zeraphin
Zeraphin
May 29, 2018
Status: c73
I went in to read this novel with low expectations, But this novel surprised me with its hilarious comedy.

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Spoiler

MC is the sect head of a sect called heaven treading sect in the immortal continent but due to some reason went back in time before he killed himself and reincarnated[I spoiler]

Cons -

1/ Dayum, welcome to the novel called girl ill teach youu cultivation, where the most disappointing female leads are created.

2/The heroines are hilariously over the top conceited greedy bastards to the point that if they see a rich man they'll have stars in their eyes.

3/The MC cares for the heroines but they lust after rich young masters soo..

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Pros -

1/MC stands up for himself and doesn't cower in front of girls. <<less
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knightandstars
knightandstars rated it
May 11, 2018
Status: c41
It's like combining Cultivation Chat Group + Emperor's Domination in the sense that it's based on the modern world and the main character pretty much resembles Li Qiye from Emperor.

Not a bad read to be honest if you're looking for some great face slapping
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Haevrus
Haevrus rated it
April 21, 2018
Status: c31
Really, dude, I am still wondering why I rated this story a 5/5. I mean just by looking at the synopsis and reading the first few chapters you can deduce that it will be another one-of-those pretty decent generic modern xianxia or possibly xuanhuan novels that you can find literally anywhere in this site. And Imma pretty sure this might get pretty bad too as the story grows old, with the harem being forgotten and getting lost in time*cough *cough. So you might ask, what's are the goodies?

Well, baby*puts on... more>> glasses to look like a badass*... Entertainment.

....

And it does a damn good job at that. I mean look at the title dude, who writes a title like that? From the very beginning, I knew its gonna be my side dish when I have run out of novels for the day. Right off the bat, you get an OP comical MC, generic characters doing generic stuff and all that shit. But the thing is... this novel doesn't pretends to be extraordinary. You know the MC is gonna win, you know even though the foreshadowing is like "She will not meet him again", you, on the other hand, are thinking "Nope, she will come back again. That bit*h is gonna regret so hard she will cry.". It's so generic, it breaks the fourth wall. But you don't need brains to read this shit, the narration and grammar are fluid to keep wanting more. Plus, the presentation is superb.

Thus, at the end of the day. I think "Girl, I'll Teach You Cultivation" is good at what it does. Is it extraordinary? Masterpiece? Has good plot? Character? Nope, not like I could find any of this now in the story. But sometimes, you don't really need one as long as the MC is hilarious and does some badass stuff to keep things going. <<less
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ipapotihus
ipapotihus rated it
April 19, 2018
Status: c30
Interesting, but... The main character piss me off. He is really op, each encounter end with him leaving and the other party regretting to not have trust him out of nowhere.

The setting is cool, but the MC is really generic. Maybe even snobber than normal.

Even with the type of MC I don't like, the story yet is not that bad and so, I give it the passing note of 3 star.

I will probably drop it soon, if the MC don't correct is behavior. I know it won't happen.
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duburu
duburu rated it
January 1, 2021
Status: Completed
Author, Realize that he made his main waifu too unlikable in the last 100 chapter so he made up a load of bullsh*t that doesnt even make sense in the story, and itself and try to paint that the girl that the MC love is actually a backstabbing vixen, but the annoying tsundere girl that basically sh*t on him was the angel all along.

It would have work if it was hinted for the past f*cking 700 chapter, but it come out of nowhere, it might as well be bullshit.
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RichInMelanin
RichInMelanin rated it
November 10, 2020
Status: c280
The story has alot of big and numerous small holes.

The cultivation system is unique, so I feel that the author should put in much more effort into explaing it (godhood halo and stuff)

Something I hate about this is that with how powerful MC is he could have easily avoided some aggravating to read situations, like for example why is there like literally no divine sense or perception related skills, with it the MC could have easily solved the trouble caused by small fries, it makes me feel like the... more>> MC is f*cking blind

Another part I think is s*upid is how the MC got f*cking DRUGGED BY A RUN-OF-THE-MILL APHRODISIAC when his strength is equivalent to half step golden core, he can fly but got drugged by normal aphrodisiac and screwed with future harem member (such a brilliant way to get another harem member for the MC)

A good point is that there is a very unique plot and I am looking forward to it. <<less
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yonell9
yonell9 rated it
September 15, 2018
Status: c245
The start was good but later it's like reading MGA again. Overall 3 star. MC is worst than the MC of MGA (extreme chauvinist). You'll hate the MC more than the enemy.

Well the story is good. If you can get past the MC behavior try to read this.
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omgitsaray
omgitsaray rated it
August 16, 2018
Status: c128
I thought this novel was highly entertaining! It's similar to Returning From The Immortal World but the cultivation of this MC is much faster and becomes badass much quicker. Another difference is that it talks more about Gods and ghosts/demons etc. Out of all the modern cultivation novels, this is one of the top 3 for me.

A lot of reviewers didn't like the MC's arrogant attitude right off the bat, but I find it funny. I personally know people who used to be at the top become normal, but they... more>> still want face. So for someone that's been at the top for 3000 years, it is very hard for them to change instantly. <<less
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shadowtrap2010
shadowtrap2010 rated it
May 11, 2018
Status: c32
starting out is funy enough but it getting old because of the contradiction of the MC inteligent... seriously a powerful long live and wise person act like fking 1year old imaginary bratt...!!!

PS: ok so after 30 chapter he have developed enough to reach reasonable... age... like 7 and can be reasoning with except there still the Chunin thingie !
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Gleir
Gleir rated it
April 18, 2018
Status: c29
Standard OP cultivator protagonist in modern world, solves problems easily, gets girls left and right etc etc... but (as of Ch29) the MC's still likable and not a detestable harem seeking womanizer (cough Very Pure & Ambiguous cough). Comedy and face-slapping scenes are the main draw here, they're pretty well written. Easy and fluent read too. Sure, nothing exceptional; but enjoyable enough to pass the time.
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Nykooo
Nykooo
April 18, 2018
Status: c29
Interesting premiss, with potential. Your brain is not required to read throught the first few chapters. I am always a little annoyed with MC using something like "This Deity..." when talking, but I suppose it comes with the territory and it is part of the culture. Up till now (chapter 29), there is absolutely nothing that could put MC in danger physically, I'll be waiting to see some emotionnal duress or not.
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