Girl, I’ll Teach You Cultivation

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A Mature Lady: You have a house?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Ms. Perfect: You have a car?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Loli: Big Brother Jiang Xiu, do you have a seven-figure bank balance?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

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Jiang Xiu once transmigrated to the Immortal Martial Continent, living out a long life there and establishing himself with renowned fame. He finds himself waking up to strange circumstances and discovers that he’s returned back home. What happened exactly? And what’ll he do from now on? Follow Jiang Xiu as he deals with the crazy scenarios fate has in store for him.

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妹子,我教你修仙
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aalok013
aalok013 rated it
November 11, 2018
Status: --
MC is too Arrogant, looks down on everybody he meets. He punishes people cruelly just because they didn't give him face when he look like a kid. He expect others to respect him even though he don't return any.

I think this novel should be named as "Rise of the Demon Lord" or something. I really feel sorry for the characters around him.
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yiuc27
yiuc27 rated it
October 22, 2018
Status: c427
Tone of the entire series is set in first couple chapters. You have a returnee cultivator attached to the pathetic modern day life he had on earth 3000 years ago. Expect a healthy chinese novel dose of filial piety, entitled men, submissive women, gold diggers, arrogant young masters, inexplicable desire from MCs to attend events with a 99.99% chance of a negative encounter leading to families being purged. As series progresses, expect xianxia-level mass mu*ders. Stopped at 427 when international politics comes into play and chinese ignorance rears its ugly... more>> head. Don't recommend reading this series but then again the entire modern day xianxia genre is general ass. <<less
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Zxeilos
Zxeilos rated it
September 9, 2018
Status: --
It is a decent novel but it has a bastard MC. He is way too arrogant and mentality unstable. He is demi god but drug by aphrodisiac then he s*x with the girl and but when the next day "be gone by gone" What do you mean? The is the fist time I have read bastard MC.
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kaloo
kaloo rated it
August 20, 2018
Status: c198
I, like most people I assume, thought this would be a dumb harem series based on the title. And for the first hundred or so chapters it kinda was.

Instead its a pretty standard xianxia with a modern setting. Despite starting by saying cultivation will be hard on the modern era he rapidly levels up and as of chapter 200 hasn't had a real opponent. That would be fine if this were the dumb comedy series I expected, but it becomes a melodrama about an unlikable girl the MC doesn't even... more>> like. <<less
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whatdoyoumeanihavehpv
whatdoyoumeanihavehpv rated it
July 11, 2018
Status: c100
The story doesn't have any direction at all. It's just the MC appearing then he show his "amazing skill" then he walks away while everyone exclaim in awe. That's it, no story, no character development, nothing. Don't waste your time reading this.
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Class Heaven
Class Heaven rated it
June 19, 2018
Status: Completed
It's a totally good one. The story dont go overboard and it wont get boring.

Most of all, of all the second chance taken super expert, only this MC had a super expert character
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Bakaleaf
Bakaleaf rated it
May 13, 2018
Status: c42
First impression in this novel, another ret*rded MC with a mind set of a 5 yrs old child...

Still it's fun and enjoyable to read if only if MC started to act mature..

I almost poke blood when I read this line lol

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Spoiler

This Deity has matured from an incompetent coward whom you disdained into a tall and broad tree sufficient enough to cover the entire heaven and earth. In front of this Deity, even the Ruler of a Star Domain had to bend his head. Let alone you, this insignificant upstart family!-Ch5

I was like the first thing you did in chapter 1 was to act like a ret*rd who jump on assumptions and doesn't even know how to observe his surroundings. More like an egomaniac or a child who has everything and is afraid that someone might stole something from him, He was so paranoid and narcissistic.

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Read up to chapter 42 and it's quiet interesting, the above spoiler was soon forgotten as MC mature and act like a true expert sadly I will drop this novel as I think it's painful reading this every new release so I just need to wait for hundred chapters or more to satisfy my cravings for reading this.

Their is a love and hate feeling reading this novel sadly chapters are very few and it's painful to read few chapters so I can only forget about reading more lol

I love reading this novel I hate that I can't read more, not recommended for people who love this novel you will suffer the same feeling as me *evil laugh* bwahahaha

*sigh* I had a very good impression of this novel but like other novel I read and all their down fall to think I will encounter this here. This novel start to enter in the state of dragging scene it is much worse than copy paste a scene because dragging is where author make to much b*lllsh*t about something regarding a blah blah blah when you can summarize it easily for example the author wasted to much chapter like 3-4 when he can just summarize it in 1-2 sentence, don't you think it is very very very boring reading chapters where to the point you ask about your self why I am even bother reading this!

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Chapter 58-62 I was happy that there was lot of update but after reading I decided to drop this novel, yeah it's the reason I drop this novel. I was like MC is being St*p*d again and blah blah blah and nothing worth mention happen MC was here and there and people was like pulling mc's two hand blah blah blah. This chapters really ruin my mood in this novel to the point I decide to drop it. I mean MC is f*cking OP and he was drag here and there while MC is like Ima invincible yet he was still drag all over around and it didn't move on, random characters appearing left and right and I was like whos who again? new character appearing left and right and MC was being an *diot as always. It was really really really confusing to the point I feel like to hell with this novel!

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Another down fall of this novel is

How the author insist that MC is a lowlife and others always call him a fruit vendor (does author hate fruit vendors or something)

Spoiler

Note that MC bought a whole street where his parent sold fruits and no one knows it despite so many people their being present?MC become a big boss of one of the strongest organization and no one knows how he look despite many people saw him tr*shing and killing expert. I don't understand what's the point all of this? Just so the MC has like a setting of slapping faces? It's like everyone in the story has a set up to look down MC and forever call him a child of a fruit vendor! MC is attitude was like as idiotic as always despite calling himself a deity he acts like a mentally ret*rded fool every time.

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I regret rating it 4, rating it 3 should be enough! <<less
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OldManGu
OldManGu rated it
April 5, 2018
Status: c108
This story used to be my favorite modern day cultivation novel. The sad part is that it keeps going down hill. Chapter 107 was my last straw. The MC has always been super arrogant and never minds showing off his powers. But in chapter 107 he is carrying a female superstar. Then a van stops and a bunch of guys with masks get out. They take the girl from the MC and drive away. He then spends a hour trolling them like a idiot. Then he destroys their car and... more>> the girl passed out. Then the cops show up and say that he did it. Then they throw him on the ground and handcuff him. This is s*upid because the MC would never let anybody manhandle him. He should have no problem cutting that cops head off. He has never cared about the law or anything. He even went to one of the biggest clans and started slaughtering everybody. He killed kids and everything. The cops also want to make it public that the MC did it to humiliate him because he won't admit it. The author loves doing dumb arcs like this. <<less
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Ignus
Ignus rated it
April 2, 2018
Status: c20
A new favorite.

First couple of chapters had me laughing out loud.

A good description is:
Spoiler

An overbearing arrogant ancient sect head has returned to his mortal, weak teenage self, and can't adjust his personality, turned into comedic value

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At only chapter 20, I hope the quality of this story doesn't drop into face slapping and boasting.
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SeaTeam
SeaTeam rated it
December 29, 2019
Status: v9c17
Horrible plot. How is it Girl, I'll teach you cultivation if that's what happens in the last few lines of the novel? Shouldn't it be called Reincarnation: Truth or Deceit?

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Both Cheng Lingran and Cheng Lingsu are God Sovereigns, part of a Heaven Inquires clan. God Sovereign is the second highest cultivation state. Jiang Xiu is also part of the Heaven Inquires clan, but his cultivation only reaches God Sovereign near the end of the novel, and eventually surpasses that to ancient god at the novel's end. Due to destiny, in every rebirth, the sisters reincarnate together.

Cheng Lingsu is proficient in a reversal of destiny technique that uses her own lifeforce to reverse the flow of time. Cheng Lingran is vying for the most power in the Heaven Inquires clan and sees her younger sister, Cheng Lingsu and Jiang Xiu as a threat to that end. Ye Bing is Cheng Lingran's servant. Cheng Lingsu genuinely likes Jiang Xiu. MC's death in Immortal Martial Continent is instigated behind the scenes by Cheng Lingran. Cheng Lingsu uses reversal of destiny technique to bring Jiang Xiu back to life in his past. Cheng Lingran together with her servant Ye Bing try to kill Cheng Lingsu after she uses the destiny technique, but fail.

On earth, Cheng Lingran once again tries to kill Jiang Xiu with the assistance of Ye Bing, the snake lady. Cheng Lingsu recreates the past in this life too, hoping Jiang Xiu's 3000 years of experience on Immortal Martial Continent will help him find out what kind of vicious snake Cheng Lingran really is. When I say recreate, I mean Cheng Lingsu doesn't change the way she interacted with him and others during his first life in the second life. With his cultivation knowledge from being Heaven Treading Sect's Sectmaster, Jiang Xiu swiftly reacquires his cultivation along with the help of 6 longevity stones on earth, eventually reaching the Earth Immortal stage. All this time, he thinks that Cheng Lingsu is a vixen and that Cheng Lingran is the angel he wants to marry. His mother keeps pushing him to marry Cheng Lingsu as she had once saved the two of them from dying from starvation when Jiang Xiu was 5 years old for the sole reason that Jiang Xiu would one day be her husband, making them family, irrelevant of the fact that Jiang Yi was sent to prison. Using different plots, Jiang Xiu is able to marry Cheng Lingran without his parent's objection. Thinking that he is going to be leaving earth soon to head back to the Immortal Martial Continent, he gives all his property and money to Cheng Lingran to handle. Shortly after, he spits out blood and is found to be poisoned. As he dies in the hospital bed, Cheng Lingran lets out a small laugh and a bright smile as her back is turned to him as she walks out the door. Using his divine sense, he captures this. One year passes and Jiang Xiu returns to find out why Cheng Lingran killed him. At first, Cheng Lingran acts happy to Jiang Xiu's revival until Jiang Xiu reveals how he was 'killed'. Cheng Lingran killed him by having the chef put Ye Bing's odorless snake blood into the porridge they had in a restaurant. Jiang Xiu wanted to know why she killed him even though he could give her anything she wanted. It was for this reason alone that Cheng Lingran killed him. It was because "What you give me, you can take away, like my Cheng real estate, I lost and regained from you, if you do not want me to develop, I can't". At this moment, Jiang Xiu staggered and Cheng Lingran took the opportunity to try to kill him which failed and she was killed. As she died, Jiang Xiu wavered and held her saying "don't go", to which Cheng Lingran stabbed his stomach with a knife saying "will you accompany me?". Jiang Xiu pushes her away while Cheng Lingran hisses "you said you loved me, so why don't you accompany me in death?". After Cheng Lingran dies, Jiang Xiu is lost, in denial, and screams to Cheng Lingsu that this is all her doing, that Cheng Lingran was a virtuous wife and that this life was Cheng Lingsu's creation. Cheng Lingsu retorts that Cheng Lingran is not the person you say, that destiny can be overwritten but human nature does not change, she does not change.

In a flurry of emotions Jiang Xiu leaves earth behind and goes back to the Immortal Martial Continent. There, he re-establishes his cultivation, finds out Cheng Lingran's behind the scenes manipulation of his friends, another sect, and elders in his own sect to kill him. After going through this plot and getting back his seat as sectmaster, he cultivates to God Sovereign and Cheng Lingsu shows him the truth of what happened on his first life on Earth.

In his first life, when Jiang Yi was walking home in the rain after going to Cheng Hanlin's house to settle Jiang Xiu's marriage to Cheng Lingsu, Cheng Lingran steps outside of the house and calls a number, saying "works, him" with killing intent. Seconds later, a car speeds forward and kills Jiang Yi. The reason Cheng Lingran had to kill Jiang Yi was to prevent Cheng Lingsu from staying in the country and marrying Jiang Xiu. If she stayed, Cheng Lingsu had the opportunity to inherit some of the family's business, effectively taking what was Cheng Lingran's away from her. From this vision, Jiang Xiu once again learned of Cheng Lingran's viciousness and teamed up with Cheng Lingsu to kill Cheng Lingran. But Cheng Lingran sneakily commented that all of this was Cheng Lingsu's scheme to kill Cheng Lingran and Jiang Xiu wavered, thinking to kill Cheng Lingsu. At that moment, Cheng Lingsu said "if that's the case, then my life has no meaning" and she commits su*cide on the spot. Jiang Xiu sobers up and kills Cheng Lingran. He then cultivates to Ancient God and uses reversal of destiny technique to bring back Cheng Lingsu. He joins her on Earth when they are both in high school. In this third life, he retains his power, but with a lot less lifeforce, so lower lifespan I think, and Cheng Lingsu and Cheng Lingran reincarnate again without any cultivation but with their same personalities and memories. This time, Jiang Xiu doesn't waver and has Cheng Lingran killed the same way she killed his father. He is not as rich as the second life, but with his cultivation is able to shuttle between earth and the Immortal Martial Continent. Cheng Lingsu uses the money she has saved up to buy a house for the two of them, while Jiang Xiu gets cultivation resources from the Immortal Martial Continent for Cheng Lingsu. Jiang Xiu makes some life saving pills that he sells to Nangong Kou'er for 1.001 million yuan each, only selling 1 a year so he and Cheng Lingsu have a friend drop by every year. Meanwhile, Jiang Xiu teaches Cheng Lingsu cultivation.

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DarkOne018392
DarkOne018392 rated it
January 1, 2019
Status: --
It's a great story but the MC is just too arrogant like the world is his.

And the MC didn't even impart/teach/give anyone a cultivation he just f*ck them up and leave them hanging waiting to be killed by him.

The title doesn't even match the story plot. Just a guy killing anyone on his front and not imparting any cultivation method.

The MC are unfilial to his parents and he is a pure jack*ss to everyone except if the situation will be advantageous to him.

Not worth the read.
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stemcel
stemcel rated it
December 20, 2018
Status: c282
This story is nothing like the summary. The protagonist is uselessly antagonistic, and doesn’t teach anyone cultivation in any meaningful sense as of chapter 282. By this point he’s possibly the strongest person in the world and one of the wealthiest and it has all get very empty the whole way through.
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UnknownSaint171
UnknownSaint171 rated it
December 19, 2018
Status: c282
I think it's best if you avoid this Story. I tried to defend this many times. I really did. But Mc

just doesn't know who to give enmity or who to grant gratitude.

    • The characters are s*upid beyond belief... There is no reason or logic behind their actions. Just pure nonsensical. The Author is just too childish with his writing. I do not know what better way to describe it.
The Mother f*cking crazy!
Spoiler

She actually forgave the girl who made MC life miserable in both lives.

And wants her to be his wife! Like wtf... It's recycled tr*sh with the same idea used over and over again... She even accepted MC adultery as long as he kept it a secret from the fake wife! The author isn't even trying.

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. It's just too disorganized. There is no creativity at all. Ironically.

The Novel started off as good. Writer could had worked on characters but immediately discarded.

MC behaves rampant and hot blooded.. Just more of a troublemaker. This is the part where I don't really understand the Author. Does he really think that's cool or funny? Why does he have to curse everybody?

Girls cry because they don't feel beautiful enough yet not seeing the crux of the problem but is hardly acknowledge that they had terrible personalities or were once evil people...

That Cheng Lingran has a loose screw. Why does MC even like her? Her role in this story had always been forced and popped up all the sudden. Xia Tie is even better! This Author is just a bad writer... terrible. I lost brain cells trying to progressed this. If you rate this 5 stars I can't help but question.. did someone pay you to do it?

P.S:

Even

Immortal Becomes a Stay-at-home Dad After Return

is better then this and that was also pretty bad in terms of plot but at least characters were good.
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donzel00
donzel00 rated it
July 17, 2018
Status: c24
This is a version of Returning from the immortal world if the author trolled the story. OP MC. MC still talking as if he is still in the immortal world. MC that acts before thinking. Basically a top side version of the said novel
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Blackrabbit0634
Blackrabbit0634 rated it
July 16, 2018
Status: c102
It was ok until MC started killing everybody he don't like.. &Amp; although it's bad manners I've sneaked a peek on the last chapter & based on just my conjectures the twist & turns to get there is too mind-blowing & too messed-up so I'd gladly just drop this.
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Renaxan
Renaxan rated it
June 19, 2018
Status: Completed
Well.. Im gonna edit my review since my impression damn changed after reading whole chapter.

The story is about MC that back to time, from immortal world and kick ass any enemy as like enmity of world. He is op but unnecessary arro-ignorant whole time. Actually for me all of those conflict mostly unnecessary. I could tell most early progress is sh*t and mostly annoying me time by time, since MC just nit-wimp, nah for the rest it would be spoiler.. Just there are some plot twisting that would be almost... more>> count as ntr (?) later. Character dev is there, but I wouldnt say anything about it. Dont expect anything from enemy, mostly they are ret*rd.

Its not like im regretting why im reading this, what force me to read this (especially 300+) would be just little curiosity and I have free time. Its not enjoyable, but its not that bad. But I can assure the ending of novel is good make the sense of novel title. Overall 2.5/5 for whole novel. Decent read that may some type people can enjoying this, but sadly im not. Most chapter im even only skimming arround. <<less
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DoopZero
DoopZero rated it
May 11, 2018
Status: c42
I'm a sucker for modern day novels and this one doesn't disappoint. Strong MC, a good amount of face smacking, and an overall enjoying read.
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Lonelise
Lonelise rated it
May 5, 2018
Status: Completed
Girl, I'll teach you Cultivation.

the title of this novel actually really similar to My Wife is a Beautiful CEO.

misleading and confusing at the same time and almost totally unrelated to the story yet you'll realise the meaning when the novel ends. It's just left a good taste and not just some "God, Heaven, and Martial thingy" titles where those kind of stories always have a similar ending and left you with a bad taste.

Pretty much satisfied 8/10.
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OfficePony
OfficePony rated it
April 2, 2018
Status: c90
Okay, I admit I read ahead using the raws... I'm glad I only put 3 stars. The writing maintains it's quality way into the later chapters, but the story takes a nose-dive into stereotypical xiaxian flawed character thinking. Basically, I'm the strongest so I can do what I want, despite the fact that my actions keep hurting myself I'm still going to keep doing it. No lessons learned, not character development, nothing. I just wish the MC would learn, but then again thinking about it, the MC is reaaaaally old,... more>> and old dogs don't learn new tricks very well.

Really wish I could change the star rating to 4-stars.

Grammar: 3/5

Writing: 4/5

Story: 4/5

The grammar, while not the best is fairly decent. A few problems with word flow and word choice, but other than that it's quite well done.

The writing is excellent, I love the consistency. I only wish I could read chapter 2, but at the moment the page is missing. The MC is who he is and doesn't change at the drop of a dime like many other series. He keeps his personality and his understanding of things without becoming some kind of alien creature that doesn't understand simple things or somehow has profound knowledge on subject matters he shouldn't without some compelling reason.

The story thus far is quite nice, still a bit early to judge, but what it has presented in 20 chapters has been quite fulfilling.

Overall, I am quite looking forward to reading more of this series.

Again, I'd give it a 4-star rating if I could alter my star rating. <<less
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Sangnz
Sangnz rated it
April 1, 2018
Status: c20
Not bad so far. Main jist of the story is someone is reincarnated in the typical setting becomes an almighty expert stays there for 3 millenia and all of a sudden ends up back in his original body but at an earlier time (so he has a bit of foreknowledge). The story kicks off just as he comes back to the modern world (in a fairly amusing way) and the pacing is pretty fast as in it doesn't take the first 100 chapters for him to get a modicum of... more>> power back.

Even with the modern setting it is fairly standard affair people underestimate our intrepid MC and promptly get face slapped, the MC does act a little overbearing but considering he spent 3 millennia as a respected master in the other world its not like he can flip a switch and go back to how he was. Which brings up another point he doesn't hide himself but tries to stay (somewhat) within the law e.g. He doesn't go around killing everyone.

All in all it's a decent read so far it definitely seems to be focusing more on the character interactions rather than the martial arts side of things with some fairly amusing moments in it. <<less
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