Refusing to Serve Me? Then Off With Your Head!

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Someone said: “My bed, it’s not your first time sleeping here. Why aren’t you coming over?”

Me: “Your majesty, this wanted fugitive is not a concubine in your palace. I’m not obligated to sleep with you!”

… Makes no sense the concubines are left idle, instead wanting a criminal awaiting execution like me to waste energy both mentally and physically.

Someone said: “Really? – – An Yi is surprisingly very righteous!”

Not lightly nor heavily, he lets out a decree: “If you don’t want to sleep with me, then off with your head!”

Associated Names
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Don’t Want To Sleep With Me? Off With Your Head!
Dám Kháng Chỉ! Chém
不侍寝?砍了!
皇后去争霸
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imwind
imwind rated it
September 26, 2019
Status: Completed
Sorry for my bad english, not my first language. This is my first time write review because I think this novel is underrated.

The story is different, not your tipical super smart MC or extraordinary dumb character.

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she is dummy because injury she got from war.

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Rollercoster plot, , you can laugh one time and cried next. Tragic story, she must overcome all tragic memories and finally grab happiness. I love the ML with unconditional love and warm chest.

But, yeah, 1-4 ch is make you confused. Thanks for dysry review, you can read his review first for you can understand first chapter. <<less
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yukihime03
yukihime03 rated it
March 7, 2019
Status: Completed
This novel might not be the best ever written, but I still enjoy it very much because of the characters.

Xiao Yi is truly different than other cnovel female lead out there, and so I found her a refreshing female character. She feels more realistic too. She has gone through a lot, but unlike other overpowered female leads, she reacts just like how you expect normal people to react. She may be muddle-headed, but at certain times, she sees the world clearer than everyone else. I really enjoy reading the story... more>> from her perspective.

Feng Zhao Wen will never receive best male lead from me, considering his less-than-honorable decision to trick Xiao Yi into his side when she lost her memories, but he won a lot of points nevertheless, because he did better. His patience and devotion to her are really moving.

The emotion of the story is also masterfully weaved, I say. There are funny light-hearted moments (usually thanks to Xiao Yi ?), but when it gets sad, it is really sad. Thankfully, the shift between the two different tones are not done in a rollercoaster way so it is not jarring.

The start of the story might be confusing, but I say that you will find it worth it to persevere reading until the end. <<less
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Bookworm_Sueweetie
Bookworm_Sueweetie rated it
January 2, 2019
Status: Completed
I really like the characters even some supporting ones who have short scenes.

But I don't like how the author arrangement of timeline of events that made me sometimes confused on the past and present.

Also, I may sometimes frustrated with MC's stubborness but I understand her miseries she experienced and flaws.

... more>> I like how ML is so patient and supportive for MC even though MC tends to be ungrateful sometimes... LMAO

At first, I really hated her father for making her act to be a man... but later on I understand his reasons and cried for this father-and-daughter.

Uncle Tong is the best and Xiao Huang is good that I didn't think that MC wasted her efforts to save him.

I also sympathized Yan Ping because he became confused of his feelings over years. And regretting his decisions were already too late. <<less
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Otwentyfirst
Otwentyfirst rated it
October 23, 2018
Status: c56
It's a well rounded story with a good plot. I like that all the characters were accounted for and given their own voices in the extra. It wasn't ridiculous or over the top which I rather enjoyed.

It could have been easier to understand if the changes in time and location were better markered with proper signposts.

My fave character was Xiao Huang.
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duranathos1962
duranathos1962 rated it
September 18, 2018
Status: c64
It was a roller coaster for me.

I thought this novel was just like others, but my emotions goes up and down. I cried and laugh while reading this novel.

Specially the childhood memories of An Ying and with his father.

Read this and I know it's worth a try!!!!

Thank you dear translators, editors and supporters of this novel !

FIGHTING!!!!
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Yohanna
Yohanna rated it
August 2, 2018
Status: c64
I really love this novel to bits!

Other reviewers might have said some of my sentiments to this novel so this might be a short review.

For the FL who only has eyes for one when she was young gets betrayed by this special someone, her heart has turned cold towards romance and only care surving for the mext day. Her heart was then thawed by the ML’s persistence and devotion.

What struck me in this first-person POV is that though it is written with a comedic tone into it, is that underlying... more>> that tone is a tinge of sandness.

For those who loves a good “cat-and-mouse chase”, like me, this novel is a must read! <<less
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acatone
acatone rated it
August 1, 2018
Status: c54 part2
This is actually a really decent story! Despite the cheesy title, this has been an interesting read.

The MC isn't perfect, isn't beautiful, isn't your typical MC. She's flawed, biased in her narration, she's unstable, with trust issues and a few screws loose but there's a reason for all that, and they're told beautifully through the use of seamlessly interconnected past and present which some may find a little confusing. The plot is definitely not linear, which is quite uncommon, but I think it mirrors the MC's emotional state really well,... more>>

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as well as how it mirrors her jumbled up memories. This does make you feel confused as to why this is happening at this time and so on, but it does help one sympathize with the MC.

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It's really interesting that the story is told form a first person perspective, This with the addition of a non-linear plot really helps you get into the shoes of the MC, and is a great device to put you in the shoes on someone who is unstable and all.

The ML is okay at best. He's not annoying or overbearing, and he's both mischievous and doting and is generally a likeable character. Even the side characters are more or less agreeable.

Definitely an interesting read. Literary devices such as perspective and non-linear timelies were used really well <<less
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darkclouds
darkclouds rated it
February 23, 2018
Status: c63
Rating: 3.5

This was a journey of two lost souls that find solace in each other after a myriad of experiences. Only, the ML discovered the signboard first and slowly directs the MC towards it.

The female MC is unreliable and biased with her narration. She is also whimsical and quite amusing with her twisted logic. This is mostly a result of her years of hardship, betrayal and an after-effect of the war.

The ML has had his share of misery and despair but is more headstrong in his pursuit of happiness, which... more>> at times (or was it always?) is despotic. It would be unfair to characterise a person based on one aspect of their personality. Ultimately, it was his love and devotion that saved her.

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I only pitied the second ML a little bit. Time and place have always played an important role in determining the progress of relationships. More importantly, it only works when the right time and place of two people intersect. It is only rarely that missed opportunities provide a second chance.

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I’m satisfied with the resolution and have been left with a smile on my face. The epilogues were also quite fun. Worth a read. <<less
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MissQ
MissQ rated it
May 15, 2017
Status: c24
This novel is one of the most original and realistic novel I have ever seen in terms of the portrayal of a infatuated female. I cried almost every chapter because of how pitiful the MC is. Honestly, I feel really bad for her....
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