A Straight Guy’s Nightmare

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Not only did college student Xia Chuan have stage II advanced straight male cancer, he even had severe h*mophobia, much less being able to stand the existence of fujoshis. But then, he suddenly met with the greatest crisis of his life—

After waking up, he actually grew an organ only a girl would have between his perineum!

Was this not a dream?

Impossible…

Xia Chuan couldn’t stop his brain from recalling an ancient post on Baidu:

What if you turned into a girl one day?

—First, show your brothers a good time!

De! Fi! Nite! Ly! Not!!!! Xia Chuan pulled up his pants with gritted teeth and swore to defend his v**ginity to the death.

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直男噩梦
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Yes, I’m Straight. But What Have I Done Wrong? (1)
Recommendation Lists
  1. BL smuts with plot and without plot
  2. BLs that suit my taste
  3. in*est or Not : Family Love Novels
  4. i need holy water after reading this
  5. interseex

Latest Release

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08/29/22 Golden Pavilion c40
09/01/22 Golden Pavilion c39
09/01/22 Golden Pavilion c38
09/01/22 Golden Pavilion c37
09/01/22 Golden Pavilion c36
09/01/22 Golden Pavilion c35
09/01/22 Golden Pavilion c34
11/24/21 Golden Pavilion c33
12/06/20 Golden Pavilion c32
10/12/20 Golden Pavilion c31
10/10/20 Golden Pavilion c30
09/14/20 Golden Pavilion c29
09/11/20 Golden Pavilion c28
08/30/20 Golden Pavilion c27
08/28/20 Golden Pavilion c26
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Ewokz408
Ewokz408 rated it
January 5, 2023
Status: --
Finished it & loved it. SO DIRTY. Shameless, glorious p*rn—so many as*holes making the MC enjoy it, so many times. Delicious.

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though I think it would have turned into something more than a guilty pleasure rea if the MC had left his harem when whats-her-face tried to save him

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AAALTRATIO
AAALTRATIO rated it
March 16, 2022
Status: c36
  • There is a lot of forced/dubcon/noncon s*x scenes happening. If you dislike such, then it would be best to avoid reading this novel. Imo I think that they will have a HE. This is from the end of chapter 36:

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    Quietly, Xia Chuan clenched the two hands he was holding tight. He sincerely believed that this winter was the warmest season he had ever spent in C City.

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    The smut is spicy and the humor had me rolling in my bed from laughing so hard. My favourite character is hands down Xue Yuejia (she is just a random side character). I found her dialogue sooo hilarious that I even sent my bf the parts of the story with her inside (which I have never done for any other story before).

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    Clearly, the lecturer wasn't exactly the example of patience. "Joking? I think the real joke here are your grades! Did you think I invited you in here for tea, young miss? Can't you look a little guilty about this?! You're a girl! Does it not embarrass you to get only twenty out of a hundred?!"

    "So what if I got twenty?!" The lecturers words succeeded in completely infuriating Xue Yuejia. She rolled up the organza sleeves of her top and slammed her palms on the table. "What, I can't get a twenty just 'cause I'm a girl? So only guys are allowed to skip class and play video games, but a girl can't even fail one class?! Listen up. Not only do I go hard for my idols, I go hard as a feminist too!"

    Xia Chuan, "

    " Even though there seems to be some logic in her words, women's rights really shouldn't be used for such things, right

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    Like honestly I would read a whole novel from her view because I love her crazy character to bits.

    I feel that the translations are the main reason why this story was so entertaining. The translator really did a great job in making everything read smoothly. The s*x scenes are smutty and hot, the comedy flows well and doesn't feel awkward to me.

    Thank u so much Jintingmei!

    Overall, I started reading because of the smut, but the comedy was what made me really enjoy (and remember) the story. MC is dumb, Xue Yuejia is dumb and I love them for it. Turn off your brain to enjoy this novel.

    5 stars just cos I really had a lot of fun reading it
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Golex9000K
Golex9000K rated it
October 24, 2021
Status: c13
This is a "hard" read for me I have to stop alot and do "arm" exercises. I pick it up 24 days ago and still on chapter 13 xD

To be honest about the story... after the first r*pe I would get the hell away from the r*peist and call for help or get pepper spray before it turn into a sh*t show.

Well about the plot... I mean bed love it's hot... I mean really Hot.

I want to find more story like this
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Sasakira
Sasakira rated it
October 15, 2020
Status: Completed
The smut was so good, Butthe ending was somewhat sad (/ω\)
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idkvan
idkvan rated it
May 8, 2020
Status: --
This is some good 10/10 pure smut.

The MC is a homophobic borderline sexist male whose life is flip turned upside down (lol) when one day he wakes up to find that.... he now has a girl part in addition to his regular male parts. The 3 ML's in this are his room mates. Two of which were secretly in love with the MC. The other soon finds himself addicted to the MC's body and falls in love right along with them.

This is not a fluff story, this is full... more>> on yandere mode. The ML's r*pe and use the MC's body like a chew toy. It has two endings to the story as well so there's an ending for people who want a happy ending or a semi- bad ending. If you want some good fap material... you've come to the right place :) <<less
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Eueu
Eueu rated it
September 11, 2023
Status: c40
Nice smut. The gongs can be annoying and hateful at the start but MC falls in love w them at the end so what can we do.
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Vansiee
Vansiee rated it
January 18, 2023
Status: Completed
I rate this 3.7

I came here for the smut and yes it's good at the beginning but I was actually just reading for the story afterwards so I ended up skipping a lot of the repetative Smut 😂. Didn't expect that.

Those of you on the comments complaining about basic toxic sh"t, did you not read the tags? Don't read this if you don't like, like why read and complain for it's not for u.

I actually came to like the 3 semes they all were pretty distinct from one another and... more>> the plots were pretty entertaining.

I just wished these was like 20% more becuase
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I was waiting for the baby, and he got a premature one then end, no fluffiness whatsoever : (I also kinda wanted to see what they would do afterwards becuase this is such a unique situation.

How will he explain to all 4 sets of parents. Is the boy gonna grow up to the dream boy? What happened to that stalking girl? Is he gonna have more babies? Would be fun if there were 3, school? I really wanted to see how rich boys parents find out. I imagine a whole scenario where his parents are well wondering why he seems less wreckless and more focused so they think he's dating and send out a detective to find out, then find out he has a CHILD? With a MAN? Hahahaha ah man that would have been good X3

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Anyways wishes there were more becuase there's plenty of set up for a fun ride. Poly/pendantry relationships are so hard to find on here so I'm hoping we get more. <<less
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xiao Yi
xiao Yi rated it
July 25, 2022
Status: c10
I will definitely never recommend this one. If you're curious as fq then go ahead!

Trigger warning, code black!😆 Its so fqn intense! Not in a hard or violent way but its still torture.

... more>>
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Like the MC was forced from the very beginning and was punished by a goddess for being a homophobe! He suddenly became an intrsx and was forced by not one, not two but three of his roommates!

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The psychological trauma was wow! Its in the tags though. There's an early warning of st/ckh/lm s/ndr/me, k/dn/pp/ng and r/p/.

I just skipped a lot of chapters and haven't read the entire novel. But well, y'know..I get it.😆 <<less
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azusa yuuya
azusa yuuya rated it
December 31, 2023
Status: Completed
Solid 3.5 ⭐️. Read this twice, MTL the first time & reread when all translations uploaded. I'll say this story is very interesting, esp bc the MC & the mls are fleshed out characters with unique personalities. The MC is yr typical misogynistic & close minded male and the entire story is literally abt him getting karma 😭😭 Still it was brutal the way he was r*ped so many times... I really liked the long haired ML (shang yuzhong was it?) and also the childhood friend ml. The nerdy Jiang... more>> ML was a total turn off for me though.

Okay it is supposedly a HE but in my opinion this kind of novel deserves a BE bc I just can't stand how the r*pe victim ALWAYS becomes the lover in the end... Yup I also MTL-ed the alternative BE and it was *shivers* scary asf... Honestly one of the reasons why I like the long haired ML is bc he's the most candid one and doesn't try to hide or pretend to be morally upright. He's a playboy who fell hard for the MC. I'm glad that he's
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the father of mc's child

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One thing that lowered the book quality was the way the author made the MC so weak to the guys & basically ruined his personality?? Poor guy he did have a backbone & put up a good fight but when the author wants you f*cked and destroyed it's hard to stay strong... Anyway inters*x novels r always interesting & I wish I could give this novel a 4 stars BUT the ending is just unsatisfactory for me. The smut is damn bloody good though like it's insane 😭😭 <<less
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Himawariwia
Himawariwia rated it
April 17, 2023
Status: c40
Well this is actually a very good story, and personally I think it's a happy ending.

All the ML treat MC quiet nice even after they knew MC was pregnant they treat him event better.

They never hit MC or torture him.

MC choose to be with them in the end
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warspite
warspite rated it
August 17, 2021
Status: Completed
First of all, this novel's seriously messed up. Second, I only came for the smuts. This novel's literally illogical but ofc, for those who came for sexy and hot stuffs, well this is it. Perfect five stars on that part.
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