Why Not Soar Your Majesty

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If you are good enough, why don’t you fly to the heavens, and rise side by side with the sun?

This is about a girl who played using a male character, carefully building up her strength, guarding her wallet to one day be able to sponsor her male idol.

This is the story of a group of mentally insane people.

Tang Xiao had two wishes so far, the first wish is to sponsor Mu Cheng. The second wish was to help every enemy of Su Muzhe!

Female: Wife, I have died! When I die, hold me tight! That way, the ones who have come for revenge will know that we are a pair!

Male: … …

Everyone: Why aren’t you going to the heavens?!

Everyday, when Tang Xiao sat at home, she would first, number 1: kiss kiss pat pat and stare contentedly at the collection of naked posters of her male idol Mu Cheng that she had pasted all over her home.

Secondly, she would play online games.

With her male ID, Tang Xiao would cause havoc and uproar all over the game by confessing to girls constantly everyday, mu*dering all the men and generally, harassing people in public.

Every single time, she raised havoc, a female ID named Su Muzhe would punch her and try to knock her to her senses.

Thus a marriage began between a male ID who had a girl behind it, and a female ID who had a man behind it.

While at the same time, Tang Xiao tried her very best to roll into the sheets of her male idol, not knowing that she was already associated with him in the 2D world.

This is the story of how Tang Xiao was shamelessly bribed by her male idol to marry his character with naked posters of himself, and how every time she announced she wanted to sleep with him, she was punched.

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Ge Xia He Bu Teng Fei Qi
阁下何不腾飞起
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07/31/20 Soupy translations c85.2
07/29/20 Soupy translations c85.1
07/27/20 Soupy translations c84.1
07/25/20 Soupy translations c83.2
07/23/20 Soupy translations c83.1
07/20/20 Soupy translations c82.2
07/19/20 Soupy translations c82.1
07/17/20 Soupy translations c81.3
01/10/20 Soupy translations c81.2
01/07/20 Soupy translations c81.1
01/07/20 Soupy translations c80.3
12/20/19 Soupy translations c80.2
05/09/19 Soupy translations c80.1
05/09/19 Soupy translations c79.3
05/08/19 Soupy translations c79.2
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Misunderst0_od
Misunderst0_od rated it
August 2, 2021
Status: Completed
This was a gaming novel with an interesting concept, but the humor was a little too filthy and pe*verted for my taste. The online gaming part of the story didn't interest me much either. It was just a lot of talking crap, cursing each other out, and killing either other for no reason. There wasn't much action or adventure like I was expecting either. The offline romance and story was much more entertaining. It nearly saved the novel for me. The story gets much more interesting after the main character... more>> learns the identity of her arch nemesis. The offline stuff gets amusing from from their on out. The main character is too s*upid to live though and, while she does have some talent, gains fame through pure luck and causing trouble for those around her. <<less
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hejikkk
hejikkk rated it
June 12, 2020
Status: c42
yeahhhhhhh........... no.
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Jun148weirdtroll
Jun148weirdtroll rated it
May 11, 2021
Status: c21.2
At first, I believed it would be a decent story, but I don't really enjoy when the FL is 'tamed' by the ML (My own opinion). And the way the FL dies and is scammed by her guild mates is depressing for me. I dropped this novel because I do't really vibe with it and also because the romance is slow. FL is also kinda weird for me as a character. So yeah, it was pretty disappointing because I had expected a lot.
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Aila
Aila rated it
August 14, 2020
Status: Completed
I was this close to dropping this novel. Seriously this is one of those shoot-or-miss novels and if you liked this one, I gotta wonder about your tastes.

It started funnily enough but as chapter by chapter pass and the same comedy sketch happens, who wouldn't get bored?

What adds on to my disappointment is, what got me into reading this is the gaming, but no we don't get that. Instead what we get are people chatting plus some dirty jokes, mc's shamelessness, people killing mc— yeah you get the idea. I... more>> don't have a problem with these, mind you, as long as it's funny. But as I said earlier, it gets boring as the same scenario is recycled over and over again. If this novel is not as long as it is, it might had been tolerable. But nope. Sigh.

Such a shame, really, cuz I thought this was interesting from the summary.

Expectation sucks. <<less
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Aeuria
Aeuria rated it
August 8, 2020
Status: Completed
Muah Muah!!! Chef's kisses for everyone!! This novel!! Is a true masterpiece!!! I willingly gave away 7 hours of my life to read this!! And I don't regret a single minute!!

If you enjoy a s*upidly (literally) funny FL and a doting ML, with smooth romance, no unecessary drama, and most importantly, scenarios that will make you release a small chuckle!! This is the book for you!!!

*****Though I will warn, the novel does throw around 'drug r*pe jokes' 'r*pe jokes' and a lot of foul language (swearing) in general, (there... more>> even was a scene where a side chara tried to drug and bed someone, but it didn't actually happen).

Personally, this novel really was refreshing to read, it's like One Alluring Smile (Love 020) but comedy version. Ahhh just thinking about rereading this makes me smile!! I truly would've missed out on this novel if I had listened to another reviewer's note about how this was "tr*sh, " which it's clearly isn't.

I love everything about this novel, and there isn't anything I can criticize except for the careless thowing of r*pe jokes, but even then I'd definitely say to give this novel a read. <<less
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WangxQueen
WangxQueen rated it
June 14, 2020
Status: c82
A lot of things were very repeatedly and actually didn't help move the story along.

Also, some things were very random and seem more like filters to the plot.

Her family background is a secret but never talk about it.

... more>> CEO and HER relationship should have been more clearer as she hinted at it and the ML told us when he looked her up.

The barely-there smut was not needed. It was boring and didn't add value to the story, unlike the CEO.

People tend to use s*x wrong in stories it seems.

Again 80% of this story was fillers on a crack cycle.

Some of the translation is wrong and doesn't make sense either.

Her gaming scenes, later on, were not needed as much.

if you took all that away then it's only 20 pages of real content. <<less
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shouahang58
shouahang58 rated it
January 11, 2018
Status: Completed
Yo, this novel is too damn hilarious!! Each chapter have me laughing like crazy to the point where I need drink water to prevent me from coughing from laughing too hard. It's a miracle that I haven't died yet from laughing too hard!

Totally recommend this to you if you are having a shitty day!!!
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FreyjaVanadis
FreyjaVanadis rated it
January 9, 2023
Status: Completed
Honestly, this is one of the funniest stories I have ever read. There is beautiful sweet loving relationships later on, but honestly our girl Tang Xiao creates all her own problems and is the hot mess disaster who ends up being the best friend you ever can have. Mu Cheng is the suave, has his whole life together but is bored of himself guy who meets the foul-mouthed, happy-go-lucky trainwreck and wants to keep her forever. They're HILARIOUS and the whole thing is such a great ride. I read SO... more>> MANY sections of this out loud to people, cackling with laughter the whole time. Simply amazing story! <<less
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Mystiqueeee
Mystiqueeee
July 2, 2022
Status: Completed
Alright, so it's humorous— the type of humor that it isn't usually suitable for kids. The FL and ML's relationship is lighthearted and they're not clingy or possessive. Instead, their relationship is realistic, there's no too much schemes and almost 70% of the story is when they're playing games. That's also the reason for my ratings. If you're looking for something lighthearted with no dramas and is just to pass time, try this.
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MusicFromMiles
MusicFromMiles rated it
May 23, 2022
Status: ---
Reading this all I remember is how much I physically cringe at the female lead. The jokes are bad like really effing bad. I get that the female lead is supposed to be shameless but come on there's that and downright degenerate. If she isn't the main character hell even if she is the protagonist she's creepy and uncomfortable af I mean in the early chapters it's already said that she has naked posters of the malelead. The ML knows this btw that itself is enough for him to run... more>> for the hills but of course he didn't cuz he is the ML and the creep mentioned is the female lead soo. Yeah chaotic and weird is one way to describe this novel <<less
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Edenplushie
Edenplushie rated it
December 28, 2021
Status: c85
So BAD!!!!

I read till the end so I can give this review without being questioned and I gotta say its so bad!

Everyone is saying how humor is good and what nots, but no, unless you love r*pe jokes then, I guess it would be good for you.
Humor was like that humor you see on Discord from 12year olds. First the jokes aren't funny, the little FL quirks aren't funny, her obsession with ML isn't funny (seriously, I get the love-at-first-sight, but knowing that someone you like has posters... more>> of you half naked EVERYWHERE that they kiss, even sleeps with a pillow of you... no), drugging someone to sleep with them isn't funny (it actually happens in the story, like?). FL actually seriously thought of drugging and r*ping ML, but dialed back later! How funny of her!

The plot is seriously so boring, either the author has no idea how to story build, or they were on some timer, but 2/3 of the book is spent in-game. Mostly FL getting beat up, cause why not LOL! The game plot is seriously so bad, most times it has nothing to do with main plot, which im not even sure is, and the author tries to build the game but the game is your regular MMORPG. At least the author acknowledged how s*upid and weird FL is, and constantly brings her down. I didn't even like the subplot of her assistant and company head, it felt icky and weird... Like something is off and I don't know what (maybe because the assistant drugged him and then insulted him for being angry over it??).. ML is also one of those, cool, popular, smart, loves to tease and... thats about it. To say that he is interesting is a bit... He seriously is just a fantasy man, but I can't except anything more from this kind of story. 0, dont read it, you'll wonder what the f*ck you're doing with your life... Many better stories, with gaming elements, so read that one story you put far back on your reading list. <<less
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Letti28
Letti28 rated it
November 3, 2021
Status: Completed
I just... I can't! 🤣🤣🤣

I was crying from laughing too damn hard, I was screaming through the whole night reading this, I couldn't stop. I never read anything near this funny, the MC and ML are a perfect troll couple, trolling each other first, and trolling the world after, and falling in love in between.

The other characters are gems, especially her Chief Ning, and the perv girls online. And her dumb husky, I loved it 😂

I love how MC tries to ... more>>
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catch up to the male lead, to stand beside him, and when she reaches her goal, just sit back, and plays games just as the addict she is.

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The only sad moment for me was when she thought she was rejected by ML, and ran as she always did, it hurt so bad, I wanted to cry for her while smiling, she's so adorably s*upid!

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First time writing a comment, but now I really had to! <<less
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tornberry
tornberry rated it
April 28, 2021
Status: Completed
Decent romance, nicely written tr*sh talks. I can see a lot of stuffs did not translate very well to English especially names, but translators did his/her best for us to enjoy and it did turn out decent enough. There was slight drama, but not serious enough to warrant a frustration towards reader. There aren't any faceslapping sh*t too, just full of fluffy sweet slice of life and romance.

Gonna say the same thing as other reviewers, please perservere until around chapter 20~30 because everything at start are quite boring and repetitive... more>> but it gets better after real life wedding scene (of her guildmate). <<less
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MasquellSpider
MasquellSpider rated it
December 19, 2020
Status: c41.5
Well so far i've only read halfway through the book, but I will write a review anyhow. This is my first review so please excuse any mistakes. :) Also i'd actually rate it 4.5 not four but we can't do decimals with stars can we.

If you are looking for something with actual plot, then I don't think you'd be very pleased with this novel. It is more of slice of life than josei, something that continues to irk me even now. Throughout the story, I cannot see any kind of... more>> attempt from the author to input realistic elements, especially because the MC is an actress. How can they have so much time to play games? This is explained by making the MC a very lazy person. I often wonder how she was even hired. Of course this is only as of now and I'm not sure how it's going to play out later in the future.

The humour was said by another reviewer, to be dry. I think I can understand what they meant, but I still liked the story. Although it wasn't to my writing standards (because I also write stories, it makes me especially annoyed), it still sufficed as a way to pass time. It isn't a memorable story by any means, but it is certainly enjoyable in the moment. So to conclude from this, I don't think this book is for older audiences or those who are very nitpicky with these details. Maybe younger audiences would find this more preferable, but of course, I always reccomend reading the story to see for yourselves as everyone has different preferences. <<less
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YanZhan
YanZhan rated it
November 19, 2020
Status: Completed
Hmmm I almost drop this novel in the beginning 10 or 20 chapters becoz the behavior of MC really annoying me. Plus the gaming side seems so weird and not interesting enough. But I tried hard to hang onto it, and it turn out the story is not bad.... esp when MC and ML interacted IRL.

So if you are the same with me... feeling want to drop the story... just hang in there... it will get better 😉
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Oni412
Oni412 rated it
September 10, 2020
Status: Completed
It was so funny that I am having stomach ache and even my facial muscles are aching. At first I was little confused because there online world story and real world story was flowing together, but after when I gasped the situation, I found myself rolling on the ground. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dayang_Dyan
Dayang_Dyan rated it
August 28, 2020
Status: Completed
2.5 for the translation effort

.5 for the story plot

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... more>> i honestly dont know what to make out of this novel. But I think this is still entertaining. Especially if you are bored out of your mind with nothing else to do but to torture yourself.

the story plot, well, is a bit redundant. I read this story purely because of the tags acting and gaming. But I think the author gave too much importance with the gaming stuff but without actual gaming action (only killing, roasting and and it turned out half-assed. And honestly, I was expecting gaming stuff explained but there was only roasting killing, saying pe*verted jokes that made me disappointed

it felt like the supposed to be important scenes are not really important and the thing that should be emphasized was not clearly emphasized. Yet I still managed to complete this novel.

what actually made me push through this was because Tang Xiao's family background was a mystery. The author did not reveal it completely until the end of the novel before the epilogue. And the revelation was half-assed that it made me disappointed, although there were hints given throughout. This novel wasnt really impactful but it is still entertaining.

also, I appreciate the translators effort, they made it very easy to read and I almost enjoy the novel. <<less
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Macy -_-
Macy -_- rated it
June 12, 2020
Status: Completed
The story is very good and very funny, however I wished the characters would stop cursing and making shamless jokes, especially the FL. At first it was kinda funny, but after a couple chapters it was getting old.
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Isw
Isw rated it
April 24, 2020
Status: c82
Fluffy. Funny. Cute. Author is great. Translation is nice. Good work overall. Patiently waiting for the last few chapters
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sangmaharani
sangmaharani rated it
February 16, 2020
Status: c81
Reading this novel makes me envious because the MMORPG I love to play doesn't have PK and guild war system. That aside, this novel is comedy gold. FL is someone whom you think deserves to be PKed no less than hundred times, but online life will be too boring without her. Good thing that she finds a guild of which members are as weird. "No money, no moral, no loyalty" definitely fits the quirk of FL and her guildmates.

Meanwhile, ML is definition of OP in real life; he is rich,... more>> famous, attractive, good personality, great at what he does. However, his stable righteous life has shattered since he gets acquianted with FL's online persona, lol. She is like contagious virus of shamelessness and he can't help becoming one too. They are basically match made from heaven.

Overall, this story is light hearted and improves your mood (and opens your eyes to the world of shamelessness). <<less
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