Refusing to Serve Me? Then Off With Your Head!

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Someone said: “My bed, it’s not your first time sleeping here. Why aren’t you coming over?”

Me: “Your majesty, this wanted fugitive is not a concubine in your palace. I’m not obligated to sleep with you!”

… Makes no sense the concubines are left idle, instead wanting a criminal awaiting execution like me to waste energy both mentally and physically.

Someone said: “Really? – – An Yi is surprisingly very righteous!”

Not lightly nor heavily, he lets out a decree: “If you don’t want to sleep with me, then off with your head!”

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Don’t Want To Sleep With Me? Off With Your Head!
Dám Kháng Chỉ! Chém
不侍寝?砍了!
皇后去争霸
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DojaDoge
DojaDoge rated it
March 31, 2022
Status: Completed
This was so good. The author kept me wondering what would happen next, and the novel wasn't predictable at all. The only exception is the side stories, which were fluffy and sweet (and therefore a bit more predictable). The ML is so doting!

The first few chapters were confusing, but I think it mirrors the disorientation and confusion the MC felt. As she heals from her head injury, the narrative becomes much clearer.

I don't think the MC was s*upid or a pushover. She's very sheltered and naive. She has poor memory... more>> and difficulty understanding certain things because of blunt force trauma to the head-- not because she's dumb. She's also a manipulative person and tries to get her way through crying or flattery. Some people could mistake this as "giving in". You can see that she's quite capable in the side stories.

BTW, I wouldn't skip all the side stories because something major happens. I think it begins in the 5th or 6th story, after the Q and A. <<less
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Tararissa
Tararissa rated it
February 4, 2022
Status: Completed
I love this novel

Although lil bit confusing at the first, but its okay because the writing style is not boring for me.. instead it delivered the story one by one although lil jum here and there..

But it still nice and neat and wuite refreshing

I like this kind of novel... not too heavy, has a solid story background, funny, realistic, dramatic, loving father, witty FL and confident but faithfull ML
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cmd35
cmd35 rated it
October 25, 2021
Status: c48
I liked the novel up until the last 1/3 or 1/4th. At some point the characters became very cardboard-cutouts to me. So brain-dead. Maybe it was meant to be sweet or cute, but I think it was that the author just didn't know how to write a 'good ending' without it following a very generic pattern.
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DnFazirah
DnFazirah rated it
June 2, 2021
Status: Completed
  1. this is my first time writing a review, and english isn't my first language so apologized for any mistake in grammar and spelling.
anyway, the star do not give this story justice. This read give me both sweet and bitter feelings, as the story goes and we come to know about the MC entanglement and suffering in the past, I slowly come to understand how the MC become who she was at the time she was arrested in the first chapter. She has led a rather painful experience that forced to... more>> her feelings to become numb. When I read the chapter further and got to know her painful experience, I cried a lot. I can understand how does it feel to have a perfectly comfortable family, and suddenly one day this warmth house got strucked by a tornado (let's say) and whats left behind is nothing but a mess, guilt, and pain but it was you who led the tornado onto your house. And the MC has left that mess behind with her sanity and feelings. Im not saying the MC is crazy, but there is indeed something peculiar about the way her mind works after the painful event. Her way of thinking and behaviour potray how she tried to masked her pain and suffucation.

But anyway, this is a fun ride, we got to see how a beautiful, pure, and strong girls go through everything with the support of the one who loved her the most (after her father of course). Give this book a chance, you won't regret it. <<less
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mielru
mielru rated it
October 10, 2020
Status: Completed
I like the story! The first 2-3 chapters are confusing but don't worry, you could distinguish the characters soon. (At least for me XD) The story is complex, but the author's story telling is good for me. I also like and appreciate the comedy. It makes me LOL. I am a crybaby as well, could not believe I shed tears in the first 3 chapters.

I read this novel in one sitting, hooked. I recommend this novel (plus it is not that long! And completely translated!).
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Onymous
Onymous rated it
October 9, 2020
Status: Completed
One of the best and funniest novel there is! I don't really like historical chinese stories since ML will have a harem and I don't really like it when ML has more than one girl as his wife.

But this did not displease me at all! Even though there were consorts, it was forced on him and he didn't even really care about them. All he ever looked at was MC. All he ever cared Nd loved was MC. AND THAT'S SO SWEET

MC was the funniest. She was crazy and her... more>> antics were absolutely shocking that you don't know whether to laugh or cry. I felt sorry for the things she had to endure but also at the same time not because of how she ignored and endured it. With how she always laughed and covered up her pain with nonsense was funny at that time but when you uncover her past, you'll cry for her.

The other characters were also noteworthy even Yan Ping!

If you like comedy with possessive obsessive love then this is for you. <<less
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MeineMeow
MeineMeow rated it
July 30, 2020
Status: c64
Want to rate 5 but pressed 4. Sorry.

The translation quality is okay, but maybe can not convey the story well, that's why some people will find it confusing at first. But this novel is one of my favorite. Only one couple without triangle love, the ML truly devoted to the MC, and their way to express themselves is hilarious. Fluffiness and the romance is just right. The painful past of the MC also okay, not the kind of pain given by lost you forever by tong hua. I enjoy this... more>> one as much as I enjoy ascending do not disturb. Recommended for light reading! <<less
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Kieukieu
Kieukieu rated it
July 20, 2020
Status: --
Worth every star, my advice is to hold out until 6-8 chapters before judgment or dropping it, it's not a linear story line so it may cause alot of confusion, especially with the abrupt transitions throughout, but I promise it gets soo much better and alot less confusing as the story progresses. This is not a fickle or light hearted romance, so prepare for an emotional ride!
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acetylcoa
acetylcoa
May 18, 2020
Status: Completed
There's angst, there's fluff. A good balance of both.
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nomingyunolife
nomingyunolife rated it
April 7, 2020
Status: Completed
Give it a chance people. After a few chapter you can make sense of whatever is happening.

This is now one of my favorites. If I could give it a rating higher than 5 stars, then I would. Also, didn’t know I would cry this much over this novel because it was written to be light hearted and funny.

10/10 would read again.
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whitepopo
whitepopo rated it
October 17, 2019
Status: Completed
I like the straight forward, dare to act and dare to love MC and the wise and determined ML, nice story.... it’s only the author style of flipping here and there across time which I am not so in favour.
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Winter89
Winter89 rated it
March 7, 2019
Status: complete
Good read

the stoty is light hearted but have a few heart breaking moment, the character are quiet lovable especially the male lead.

It short, lovely, cute, break your heart sometimes but satisfied in the end.
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blackhairedmaya
blackhairedmaya rated it
December 9, 2018
Status: Completed
This was a great read. I honestly cried and felt too much heart squeezing scenes. Especially the depressing ones. ... more>>
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The pain of unrequited love of the MC, the betrayal, the death of her father, SO MUCH FEELS. I honestly cried and felt not just the MC's pain but also the main lead... The emperor trying to fix her by showing his love and affections. Seriously I always wonder why the main leads are so perfect. Although the ML had some baggage about his mom, resulting in his attraction to the MC for her honesty and such. (I quite liked the scene with the noodles) I mean maybe I'm ranting but I JUST WANT SOMEONE LIKE THE EMPEROR? Or will there be someone who can love you unconditionally like him? Aaarhgh This is why my standards in men are so high *cries

*ehem anyways it was interesting to read the POV from the other characters coz it was fun (except general Yan's was sad coz of course he was full of regrets.)

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This is a recommended read for those who like strong female leads with baggage that had undergone through trials and hardships in life and was healed by finding true love ♡ <<less
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SSKF
SSKF rated it
November 4, 2018
Status: c64
I absolutely adored this novel. A mix of rampant fluffiness and intrigue and danger. I like An Yi's pov. Its interesting, yet flawed ... more>>
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because of her brain injury

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. It makes you question all the characters because you're certain their motivations are nothing like she thinks. And the ML? Omg. He is 100% in love and I like stories like this. Sure, he is too perfect, but I read this for the escapism, not a dose of reality, and I think that's just what the writer writes for too. This book should be called "Raising a white eyed wolf, loving her 100%" lol. <<less
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Maria Jasmine
Maria Jasmine rated it
September 27, 2018
Status: Completed
Its a good novel to read. Although the way of story tell is not as interesting as others novel but the plot is acceptable.

As I read deeper and deeper, the story is different fron what I'm imagine.I thought the story is which the FL being unfavorable by the ML. However as I read it, it not true at all. Its the opposite. The ML is really in love with the FL, however at first FL doesn't trust the ML.

The plot is a bit twist at early chapter. As I read... more>> to next next chapter, my confusion is clear. (The question I had is known later in the story). You need to read it to know more as the story will not reveal all the story. <<less
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lucialv
lucialv rated it
April 10, 2018
Status: c64
It is a really good story. It is filled with a lot of funny scenes and with some heartbreaks as well. It teaches the readers about trust's, love's, and court's issues. The author shows that a road to happiness lies also though forgiveness and letting a painful things from the past go. I love the bickering of the MC and the ML :)

The translator Sereneandtranquil did a wonderful job!

I give this novel five stars. I'm going for sure to reread this story at least once again.
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sithkazar
sithkazar rated it
March 4, 2018
Status: Completed
This novel is written in a way similar to "The Sound and the Fury" in that the narrator is unreliable and the timeline jumps around. The best way to describe the MC is muddled, part of that is her own s*upidity, but a lot is also from trauma she has suffered. Because she can not clearly understand those around her and their actions, she applies her own logic, which is often comedic. As is often found in life, the comedy covers the pain underneath.

This is a very well written and... more>> beautiful novel, but some will get frustrated with trying to understand it at first. All I can say, is be patient and give it a chance. Its like trying to put together an unknown puzzle. Its not easy when you don't have a copy of the big picture, it is confusing and hard to see what your goal is; but as bits and pieces start to come together it is very rewarding in its own way. <<less
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Bkgksan
Bkgksan rated it
November 12, 2017
Status: c50
Love this novel. Translation is good (has trouble loading and reloading lots of times on my iPad, but have to appreciate the good work).

The FL goes through so many hardships. But the love between FL and ML is certain and pure. He certainly doesn't wrong her. I like that. It has lots of fun bits, but there remains an underlying seriousness to the whole story. It is mostly the FL point of view, so sometimes it is not clear what others are thinking. She is a bit dense at times.
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Dyosa
Dyosa rated it
November 10, 2017
Status: c49
This is one of those stories that is really nice to read. You'll feel pain, sweetness, and other emotions (based on my experience lol). The female lead might be dense but she's not like those other MCs who will always lead other men. She's innocent enough that you'll feel bad for her. Yeah, she might be s*upid sometimes but let us consider that her father wants her to be that way so she'll not experience that treacherous environment. Let also be happy since she'll experience a good ending.

Also, I really... more>> like the male lead. He is just my type. Lol He really cares for our lead to the point that he even cried. Yeah, really ny type.

There'll be a lot of grammatical errors in the translation but what's important is that you can still understand it. Thankful for the translator since I was able to read a gem.

Please finish this. ?? <<less
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we be kings
we be kings rated it
October 28, 2017
Status: c45
This story reminds me of Heavy Sweetness because it is written in the first person POV and because the girl is quite dense ... more>>
Spoiler

her father dies and she thinks it's her fault, follow by a hammer attack to the head

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At first I didn't want to read this because the title and description makes it seem as if the story will only be about the emperor forcing the girl to bed, but the story is much more than that. In a way, the emperor forces her to face her demons and grow up. He doesn't blindly coddle her but does try to protect her when she is in mortal danger.

My favorite part
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is when the emperor thought she had died in a fire but he still goes and takes care of her abandoned house.

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I like that the story jumps from the present to past events then back again. It makes for a more intriguing non-linear read. Her relationship with her father is sweet with all the life lessons he tried to instill in her. Though I think maybe all the beating she got growing up also contributed to her denseness. Don't beat children! <<less
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