Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

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The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend.

After several days of being bullied online by people in the game, his cousin went abroad in a fit of anger and sorrow.

Jing Huan couldn’t take this lying down; he decided to take revenge for his cousin using the same method as that guy – buy a character in game and kill that slag guy thousands of times online.

With his strength and skill as the Great God when the game was first launched, wouldn’t he be able to kill that guy and force him to quit the server in minutes?!

He went online, eager to fight, but made a discovery after conducting a round of investigations — this slag guy was the number one DPS server-wide, number one on the expert ranking list, number one on the wealth ranking list, number one on the popularity ranking list, and number one on the fame ranking list.

Conclusion: Can’t screw him over.

Jing Huan felt despondent. He was just about to give up when he personally witnessed his dormmate’s online relationship end right after meeting each other in real life. The other party had sent fake photos and changed their voice, and had even cheated him of his money, triggering his dormmate so much that he was almost admitted to a hospital.

Jing Huan felt enlightened as a sudden realisation dawned on him. After comforting his roommate, he moved the high-priced voice changer back to his rented house overnight.

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Shortk
Shortk rated it
July 3, 2020
Status: --
Mm..... It was so long tho you guys and I've read books with 1000 chapters easily. You get what I'm saying here? I skipped 25 chapters at one point and I can honestly tell I missed nothing important ... more>>
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especially all those really needless chapters before they get together

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The chapters aren't short but the entire middle section and even most of the beginning section is just full of wordy unnecessary words and events. A slight conciseness, just even a little within these chapters, would have made this both easier and more enjoyable to read.... I don't think it's the trans but who knows, I personally blame the author lol. <<less
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FanGirlNoha
FanGirlNoha rated it
May 18, 2020
Status: Completed
I'm speechless. This novel is so good that I'd score it 10, no, 100 out of 5 if possible. The setting is good, the characters are done really well (even side characters) and more than anything, I JUST LOVE THE ROMANCE!

First, the setting:

The premise is that both the MC & ML are MMORPG players. So the novel has a fair amount of gaming info. But the author was very good at giving out the information. So, it didn't feel like an info dump, but seemed well integrated into the plot.... more>> Even someone like me, with zero gaming experience, could understand most things (apart from some minute details).

The characters are well written and the portrayal of the MC & ML was absolutely brilliant. We could understand them as gamers as well as ordinary people. The side characters, especially the friends of the protagonists were lovable too and there was no huge drama or love rivalry going on. What I liked the most was that the MC is quite daring and expressive.
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He has the perfect amount of masculine charm (unlike the feminized shous of certain novels). He pursued the ML in the beginning as a catfisher to get revenge but eventually pursued the ML a second time after the misunderstandings cleared up.

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The ML is also very likable. He has some typical qualities seen in MLs of the BL genre but every quality is served in moderation.

I did feel that the story lacked more drama or at least some genuine quarrels between the MC & ML, but I guess it's fine in the end.

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The only real drama starts at ch 93 and ends by ch 101. But it did make me cry ???. If you like, I'll give you people some more spoilers.

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Go to ch 67 and later, ch 108. There are some cute parts like the MC & ML getting married online and people in livestream finding out that MC is actually a man. :P

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The romance is slow burning but once it starts, it's like wildfire. There are some absolutely brilliant, fluffy moments in the beginning. By the end of the novel, even I as a reader was overwhelmed by the dog food (romantic moments) The smexy scenes were not too explicit but they were realistic and sweet, not just full of lust. A fair warning though, all single dogs will feel like crying after reading all of the dog food! ?? Tl;dr: Good story, good characters, WONDERFUL ROMANCE! MUST! READ! ? <<less
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Neleothesze
Neleothesze rated it
May 3, 2020
Status: --
Funny, silly, heartwarming. Top translation. A must read.
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pinkumilkuu
pinkumilkuu rated it
April 20, 2020
Status: Completed
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF, no brainer romcom with online gaming theme.

Good:

  • MC: I fcking love him. I always like these kinds of characters in romcoms, they're the life of the whole novel.
  • Storytelling: I didn't get bored, each chapter was interesting enough for me to really look forward to the next chap.
Meh/Bad:

  • Prolonged misunderstanding. I feel that this could've been a few chapters shorter and had much more story after they got into a relationship.
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jasmin1028
jasmin1028 rated it
April 8, 2020
Status: c112
it's so cute!! MC is so shameless ahh and ML is very nice oh god. Overall I liked this and the translation quality is also great!
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1Sami
1Sami rated it
April 2, 2020
Status: c107
This novel is so good! I binge read this for the last two days and I'm hooked! I find it in a forum thread and im do glad I did. The MC is straight but he gradually bends and the plot is a rollercoaster. I was sobbing my heart out while laughing my head off the whole time I was reading this.
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rayraybites
rayraybites rated it
May 8, 2022
Status: Completed
Rating is 3.5/5, rounded down because I think it's a bit overrated right now.

It's an okay read, just full of fluff and without any real substance. To the very end, both main characters' families hadn't found out about their relationship even though they were basically flaunting around on TV too? And they were only on cold war for like 3 chapters out of the 100+ when the ML found out.

Didn't seem very cringy to me--saw the ridiculousness as just part of the MC's nature.

What bothered me more was how practically... more>> everyone in the novel (except background characters like the security) seemed to be multi-millionaires (didn't lack a BMW, only wore limited-edition shoes, owns dozens of them, buys them for each other as birthday gifts etc. Etc.). And one of those multi-millionaires (the ML's sister) has only ever eaten fast food out of the whole of 'western cuisine'. M'kay. <<less
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Lea168
Lea168 rated it
September 26, 2021
Status: c19
2/5* - too much focus on the game!

I'm really struggling here... I wonder if it is worth finishing the novel. Whether there will be more focus on their real lives after chapter 19. That is how far I got.

So far, 90% of the time I'm reading about what is happening in the game. And that is soooo boring! I never play games and don't see any charm in playing games. Reading so much about how characters play a game is even worse...

... more>> Too bad!! Reviews are super great.

I will update my review if I ever decide to finish the story. I hope the remaining chapters will change my view. <<less
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generalsolstice
generalsolstice rated it
March 23, 2021
Status: Completed
Just finished it today, and man I have a lot to say about this novel, both good and nitpicky.

Spoiler free TL;DR: The novel is funny, entertaining, and cute. The plot is decent enough and the writing style hooks the reader in. Most of the jokes hit it for me, so if you like petty/childish/dramatic humor it'll probably hit for you too. The relationship is nothing revolutionary, it's just guys being dudes and honestly I dig it. The side characters are a little one-dimensional, but nothing too egregious. The main pair... more>> is a pretty textbook dynamic: shameless, somewhat childish, cute, kindaaaa acts spoiled, but can still stand their ground kind of junior and a cold, rarely expressive, but actually warm inside and loves doting his lover kind of senior. Overall, it's a good, lighthearted read if you don't take it too seriously.

Actual review:

The synopsis already implies misunderstandings and inevitable embarrassment, and boy is there a lot of that. I usually can't stand super embarrassing moments, but I enjoyed the story so much that it didn't deter me. It also helped that the JH (mc) is rather shameless and takes most of it in stride, but still gets super embarrassed at some points in a very cute way.

The cast of characters were pretty great too, they all played solid roles and did what they were supposed to. Supporting characters were generally likeable and funny, some purely existing to fluff up the number of characters or to deliver a reoccurring joke. The (short-lived-ish) antagonist did a good job of irritating you, and the love rival was... actually the love rival was kind of a joke too so there's that.

The comedy really sold the novel for me. It's the type of super dramatic buildup and unexpectedly hilarious payoff that can catch you off guard. The style of humor is pretty consistent, there were some times I genuinely could not help but laugh out loud at some parts, though it was mostly in the first half. The latter half gets more focused on the romance so there was less gags I think, or maybe I just didn't find the ones in the latter half as funny as the first.

One nitpick I have is about the side characters and how they're treated. I get that the story is about the main pairing but I wish the author could have given the side characters more depth, or at least a little development.
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The friends of the main pairing are OK in terms of depth, but both JH and XHZ brush them aside so often, especially after they get together, that it gets annoying. They never let their friends in on anything, and always either lie or not correct a misunderstanding their friends end up formulating on their own. Whenever they get bombarded with messages by their friends, usually out of concern or surprise bc of some revelation, they either curtly reply vaguely or ignore the messages. I know that we're probably supposed to assume that main pair hang out with their friends as usual in the days not written in the novel, but I kinda wish the author added at least a few scenes where JH and XHZ relies on or opens up to their friends properly.

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There's also the thing with how some side characters drop interesting tidbits about themselves that never gets touched upon again. Like how Chichi was feeling down at the hotel internet café, whatever happened to her after? Who even is she?? Why did we get that whole segment with Xianxian where she said her real life was crap so her game life should at least be better? Just casually dropped to somewhat explain why she's a green tea I guess??? There was also that thing with the wlw guild leaders who've met in real life like the main pair, but there's barely any details given. Oh and there's also the cousin who was catfished, who didn't play that big of a role as I expected in the story. She didn't even find out about XHZ, which would've been a fun read I bet. I just think it would've been interesting if the author developed JH's relationships with the other game users, but I think I get why they didn't, as it would have made the catfishing reveal probably not as lighthearted as it was.

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Oh and the whole game thing... I think it was set on the backburner a little too early lol. There was all this worldbuilding in the beginning, but then after that guild instance update where JH got stuck in the sea, there never really was anymore exciting things involving NCH. There was that server fusion, but it was lowkey after the dramatic first day battle. Though the novel does give some funny and interesting details about the game, like the whole child system and the random reveal of hey uh the players actually have houses. Oh, JH and XHZ also always play it in their free time even after they get together lol, kind of got sick of reading the word instances and dailies by the 100s.

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Speaking of JH and XHZ, I think I liked their dynamic better as senior and junior before either of them realized the connection to NCH. I just found JH to be cuter always seeking out and greeting XHZ, always trying to spend more time with this cool senior. I probably would have been sold on their relationship by the end more if we got more date chapters or them just getting to know the other more alone in settings other than basketball, NCH, the dorm, or at home. But they are still pretty cute, so it's not that big of a deal. I'm satisfied with how their story ends.

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These are all honestly just nitpicks that I just wanted to vent a little, the novel is still great despite all that. If it doesn't hook you in by the first 20 chapters or so it's probably not for you, but if it does, it'll be a pretty entertaining read. <<less
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Dr_Mouse
Dr_Mouse rated it
July 20, 2020
Status: Completed
Nice reading. Can't say that this novel outstanding among others, but it has good storyline, humour and a lot of dog food.

If you like light novel without tricks and unexpected turn, then give it a try.
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inch07
inch07 rated it
July 3, 2020
Status: Completed
I don't usually write reviews, this is more like my after thoughts.

This novel was such a satisfying read. I was so glad to find a completely translated novel after repeatedly hitting the end of other ongoing ones. Started this as a mean to pass time but ended up binge reading it and finishing it in one day (rip my sleep).

The ML and MC are just *chef's kiss* and the comedy is gold. I love how we get to see HuanHuan's reaction to his own shamelessness. Also like how they accept... more>> their feelings for each other quickly and don't try to deny it. The romance is so sweet, I was clutching my pillow and squealing so hard whilst reading it. Author really knows how to bring on the feels.

This was my first 'gaming' novel. I'm no gamer and was worried that I would not understand or miss out on certain points but it was not at all heavy with terminology or anything like that. In fact this novel has made me more interested in the gaming genre, will definitely start reading PUBG Online Romance after writing this.

5/5 read. Wish their romance continued for 1000 more chapters but sadly all good things must come to an end. Happy reading to all, this is an absolute must read novel. <<less
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namminzz
namminzz rated it
May 7, 2020
Status: extra 2
‪Super cute, sweet, heart-warming and funny story with smooth plot!! Love the characters of both MC and ML, also their friends~ the love line is reasonable.

I also love that Huanhuan actually knew how to play the game. Not just traveled around in the game with ML like some gaming novels. I think it makes this novel the real gaming novel, not the novel that the characters met each others in game

one of the best gaming BL novel I’ve ever read. Recommend this to everyone❤️‬
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hiryukaede
hiryukaede rated it
April 29, 2020
Status: Completed
This novel totally a Jewel!. Fluffy, sweet, and totally amazing, I cant stop smiling to read each chapter, but, there is a heartbreak moments that I really feel hurt just to read it, when both of them almost break up,.. T-T.. but then its solved, both of them totally mature, and the ML totally amazing, possesive but not a selfish, mature, and totally "husband" materials things... Also, the novel totally real, no drama, no s*upid plot, but, its totally feel like reality,.. if someone hobby playing game like them, they... more>> will absolutly agree with this novel point of view,.. I even suspend this novel create by author real experience, ?.. couse almost all the personality in this novel also have in real life, if you are gamers you Will absolutly understand straight away! Maybe thats way, I totally recomendid this novel to everyone who play game a lot! ??? <<less
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SilentWatch83
SilentWatch83 rated it
October 27, 2019
Status: c33
Hilarious!!!

Everything is so cute and adorable, especially when the MC tries his level best to complete his self appointed mission. And fails. His “luck” in the game is also funny.

Very entertaining, as a light hearted read.
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RipeApricot
RipeApricot
April 25, 2022
Status: Completed
5/5 gosh! 12:11am and still craving after finishing it! Don't hesitate once you see this gem.

It's an absolute masterpiece. So full of fluff. It's funny to read too and there is not a single boring chapter in it. The way they develop their feelings is perfectly written and expressed. I was fed with dog food but mostly with happiness due to the comedic parts haha.

I recommended this to my sister... Until I reached the toot toot scene. Dang, rip to me... I won't withdraw my recommendations to her tho *wicked... more>> grin* the b. scene is not that explicit and is pretty rare so it's okay.

It's worth reading! *stars shinning* (I still have Xiao Tianjings' influence in me so I'll keep on typing this way) *smile*

- RipeApricot <<less
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erialolita
erialolita rated it
March 17, 2022
Status: Completed
4.5 stars. I would absolutely buy this in paperback if it was ever officially translated. I have read this novel 3 times now. It is really my cup of tea. MC is great, ML is even better and the story line is complete, but leaves you wanting more.

Would absolutely be a solid 5 star for me but I dislike the anti feminine undertones. As a gamer I didn't like the parts that said girl gamers are bad or that the only girls guys like are lolita cutesy types. I know... more>> weird thing to be so picky about, especially since it's not nearly as bad as some other Chinese novels, but those parts really bugged me.

I also would have liked 1 extra with them coming out to their families. As it was left I have a hard time seeing a happy ending for them, I know it's implied they are trying to slowly get their parents used to them but.....I didn't like that there was no closure. <<less
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dday0425
dday0425 rated it
December 25, 2021
Status: c120
The first half of the story is frustrating. 🤨 Although I only vaguely remember the storyline since I shelved it half way a long time ago, this impression remains quite strong.

This doesn't mean the story is bad. In fact, it is actually a very good novel. It's just that I couldn't stand the main character's illogical thinking, so I dropped it half way. Seriously, which straight man would seduce another man for the sake of revenge just because his cousin had an in-game conflict? 🤦‍♀️ He's already gay at that... more>> point.

to be honest, I didn't really like the main character at first, but I changed my mind at around the time of Christmas events. (This is after I came back to resume the read) He's very cute and (thank god) unexpectedly straightforward, which really helps with all the problematic misunderstandings and saves them from wasting too much times. This is good, I appreciate it.

in the meantime, the male lead's character is great, I wish he also exists in real life. He's very kind, gentle and understanding. He's no doubt a very good boyfriend.
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the fact that he didn't blame the MC for all that happened and still choose to forgive him. Urgg. Seriously, how can a man be this sweet and this good? Where can I find a man like him in real life? 🥲

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ps. I don't remember if there is any "gay in denial" phase in the first half though, so I will just stick with my old rating. <<less
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JuneV
JuneV rated it
December 4, 2021
Status: Completed
This is really a very good read!!!

I really liked ML Xiang Huaizhi. He is such a good character I would say. Though the story is of MC Jing Huan point of view, some places we could sense ML's feelings strong. He was tricked by MC then he know the truth but went along with it, fall in love with MC in both game and real life, but all this time MC was only playing him. But when ML got angry with MC, the tables turned.
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UnicornxChoco
UnicornxChoco rated it
November 11, 2021
Status: Completed
I like this. Its funny and interesting. ML is super sweet, MC will give u second hand embarrassment. Hahaha.

I like that it was written in a realistic way - like the way they reacted felt really natural and made sense.

Highly recommended. Liked this book so much that I went to read the other book but I still prefer this one.
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ran_rann
ran_rann rated it
August 31, 2021
Status: Completed
Overall I can only rate it as ok. The characters were nice, the game they played was interesting, the couple was very cute, the misunderstanding wasn't that cringy or overdramatic. The plot was very predictable and had a lot of clichés but you know what? That's what I was expecting when I picked up the novel so it didn't really bother me. The whole premise lowkey reminded me of A Slight Smile is Very Charming (the way they knew each other in the game but not irl and the whole... more>> one of them discovers before the other).

The one thing I want to complain about is
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Why is MC barely interacting with his cousin who he supposedly likes enough to seduce a guy for months ? I know they probably texted off screen but how am I supposed to believe that they're so close and he loves her so much but they only interacted when she asked about his birthday present and then when she showed up for like two days? I would've liked it if she was more involved or his relationship with her was more believable and she wasn't just a plot device to create the conflict in the last few chapters. He loves his cousin so much that he decided to seduce a guy to get her revenge but forgot that she's going to come during Christmas? I don't buy it.

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If this single detail was handled better I would've given it 5 stars because despite being simple and very predictable, it was a nice read and had a very sweet couple and MCs personality didn't change once they got together (and once he accepted his feelings) which I really appreciate. Not groundbreaking but enjoyable if you're into a simple romance with misunderstandings. <<less
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