The Script is Not Like This!

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This novel can be summarized in three sentences:

Scum top abuses tr*sh bottom.

tr*sh bottom loses his heart completely and leaves scum top.

All of a sudden, the scum top comes to his senses: Oh, I’ll look for the next one then, bye.

Hold on — Where’s the agreed abuse for the scum top? What happened to the promised transformation of scum top into a loyal dog? This isn’t how the script is supposed to be!

Associated Names
One entry per line
TSNLT
剧本不是这样的
Related Series
N/A
Recommendations
Side Character Survival Guidelines (3)
There’s Something Wrong with this Development! (2)
Transmigrated Into a Big Boss to Snatch Away the Cannon Fodder (2)
I Ran Away after I was Forced into a Love Polygon (2)
Game Loading (1)
President isn’t ‘Mary Sue’ (1)
Recommendation Lists
  1. rereading instead of studying
  2. To read list 2 (completed or ongoing translations)
  3. Short Yaoi
  4. QT/Other
  5. BL Quick Transmigration

Latest Release

Date Group Release
08/15/19 BlackBoxTL c19 (end)
08/08/19 BlackBoxTL c18
08/01/19 BlackBoxTL c17
07/25/19 BlackBoxTL c16
07/18/19 BlackBoxTL c15
07/11/19 BlackBoxTL c14
07/04/19 BlackBoxTL c13
06/27/19 BlackBoxTL c12
06/13/19 BlackBoxTL c11
06/06/19 BlackBoxTL c10
05/30/19 BlackBoxTL c9
05/16/19 BlackBoxTL c8
05/09/19 BlackBoxTL c7
04/02/19 BlackBoxTL c6
03/05/19 BlackBoxTL c5
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whitespade
whitespade rated it
August 15, 2019
Status: c19
A very short story parodying all the quick transmigration stories out there. Its a parody so dont expect sensicle ending, but its a funny ride nonetheless.
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Medeakg
Medeakg rated it
April 20, 2022
Status: c1
This is a hidden gem of a story. It's a parody and full of laughs, and some good sexy times...a fun read. Keep in mind this is a satire of BL novels and tropes that was written in 2013 and is still valid. I actually laughed out loud at certain parts of the story.
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ryzll
ryzll rated it
April 5, 2022
Status: Completed
Want something funny to the point that your sides hurt? This is the one, I tell you.

Actually, I didn't have much hope after I read through that 3-star review and honestly, I'm just glad I read through this book. [ I understand that everyone has a different taste but a reminder: this is a parody! Comedy is the focus while the romance is just a dash of cherry on top :) ]

Black-bellied protags? It has two, gosh! Comedic undertones? Uhuh count me in. Parodical Plot? I'm already aboard. Plus! Bickering... more>> but lustful couples? Eeek! Smut! Yes, we have smut (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Also, it may look like such a tr*sh and full-of-scumbag-and-idiots storyline in the earlier chapters but it eventually gets better and funnier! Especially with ML! That McDo and KFC is so good (* ゚∀゚) ノシ

Ah right, the ending? Well absolutely unexpected ⊙.☉ but I admit that it perfectly fits the novel lol.

Spoiler

a candle for ML's previous life's boyfriend. Although I don't know what happened to you after, don't disturb my ship's smooth sailing, ok? Mwuah

and to the tr*shy orig shou, my only 0.01% like for you is because you're ultimately the reason the two of them got together. That's it, in any case, pls don't come back ever.

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a lesson: don't be such a assumptive idiot. You're not the king of the world, so don't think that everyone and everything revolves around you. Ah and also, r*pe is bad, consent - no matter the kink is - should be normalized.

that's it for this novel. It's a very fun read to pass time and a good backup to reread whenever you're down (❁´◡`❁) <<less
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Xuchi
Xuchi rated it
November 19, 2021
Status: Completed
Its definitely a solid 4.5 for me, I totally recommend it, BUT if you’re looking for a serious plot then this is probably not for you, its extremely comedic and sarcastic, and you’ll definitely laugh atleast like a hundred times. The MC just full on doesn’t give a sht, its like when you’re being forced to do something you don’t wanna do but you do it anyway so you either just keep your annoyance to yourself or vent it on something, yea he acts like that. The ML is likeable... more>> too, no reason, he just is.

Spoiler

Don’t laugh yourself to death

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Book_crazyy
Book_crazyy rated it
November 10, 2021
Status: Completed
It's to funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so much that my stomach starterd hurting 😆😆.

This is a quick laughing story, who needs love when you can laugh so much, it is a must read 😂😂😂😂
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MrsWollfang
MrsWollfang rated it
August 12, 2021
Status: Completed
A nonsensical short parody. Don't read it seriously please, or you will hurt your mind.

Made me laugh a lot with its sarcasm and unbelieveness.

Try the first chapter and see if you will like it. :)
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Misa07
Misa07 rated it
June 3, 2021
Status: Completed
I finished this in one sitting. Absolutely hilarious. Do you want some light, fluffy, ridiculously funny short story? Here, you have it.

Pros of the novel:

    • The characters. The transmigrated characters are absolutely hilarious. I cannot stress this more, this novel is over the top hilarious!
    • The comedy. Not gonna lie, this is one of the most comical danmeis I have read. It is supposed to be satire, and it does deliver it. The constant internal monologue is the best.
Cons of the novel:

    • Almost nothing actually. The plot is kinda haywire, but the author themselves said it's a parody, and it is. The reason why the plot doesn't feel strong is because it's such a short novel, so I don't blame it anyways. Plus it's funny who cares about other things
    • The first few chapters are kinda boring, but it picks up speed real quick.
    • The romance is non-existent. It seems like a horrible con but it hardly matters, trust me. It's still horrendously funny.
Putting out trigger warnings which should be mentioned in the spoiler box
Spoiler
  • They talk a lot about r*pe, while the scenes are usually consensual, I still find it uncomfortable by how casually they use the word "rape".
  • su*cide. Although the characters transmigrate even if they die, it is still pretty clearly described
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Translations:

I'm not able to read Chinese so I cannot tell if the translations were good or not. It does feel awkward in some places but it may be because the Chinese itself is written that way, I cannot know for sure. Plus, the translator themselves said that this was their first time translating so that may be a reason too, I don't know. Anyways, it's still very very understandable so not much problem from translation point of view either.

TL;DR:

Short, cute, funny story which is guaranteed to make you laugh. Definitely go check it out.
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Ariri
Ariri rated it
December 22, 2020
Status: c19
I love this. It's a really short read. The MC gets transported again and again to a 'scum man's' body. It's quite literally a reversal of those dog blooded scum man, pitiful shou trope. It's also really funny lol the interaction between the MC and ml, I also find it really sweet. ... more>>
Spoiler
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So I give this 4 stars because.... I wished for more info and I guess..... atleast 5 more chapters about them living their life in their own world..... ba. I wanted more XD. <<less
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Melange
Melange rated it
December 5, 2020
Status: Completed
Absolutely brilliant parody and comedy gem with a touch of smut and a funny bickering couple.

I love how the author casually roasts other novels. Logic? What is that, can you eat it? Where did that lady go? Not important!
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Happyface143
Happyface143 rated it
August 23, 2020
Status: Completed
A very light, funny, and short read. I however, only recommend if you been reading Qt or the like for a while because this novel is just a quick little breath of fresh air for the genre. The ending is batsh*t crazy and it fits the story. The only con I have is that it's way too short. I know that this novel is supposed to be quick but damn was it fast.
Spoiler

almost as soon as the two MLs figure out they both are in the same situation they hook up (it makes sense, but I think it was way to fast)

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Adding a few more arcs would've made the story much more enjoyable, not alot just maybe 3 or 4 more. Heck I wouldn't even minded if they had a throw away arc that they instantly give up on. Actually that would've been funny.
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Lilazeaf
Lilazeaf rated it
June 24, 2020
Status: Completed
This is so hilarious !

Try reading it haha.. The plot is hilarious and unpredictable

The ending are abrubt but not out of place at all! XD
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Kisaki_Tsubasa
Kisaki_Tsubasa rated it
June 5, 2020
Status: Completed
Honestly, this was better than I expected it to be.

I didn't find it as funny as most of the other reviews say it is, but I still thoroughly enjoyed it. It is funny though.

The story is quite light hearted and it makes fun of nonsensical BL stories with their botched storylines and idiotic logic, calling them out directly and roasting them thoroughly while still having a nice cute couple for your enjoyment.

I'm not usually a big fan of stories that focus more on comedy than plot or romantic development, but... more>> this one is actually pretty enjoyable and I totally recommend it if you're looking for a short, light hearted read <<less
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1LorenWhite
1LorenWhite rated it
April 5, 2020
Status: c19
Nice therapy and guideline about loving yourself and understanding what you want and not others want you to be/do/think/feel.

Absolutely must read for all sissy spoiled princesses, drama queens and other people who think the world owes them.
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thypsychotic
thypsychotic rated it
March 19, 2020
Status: --
This was like a fun little self-indulgent vent on no-brain clichés. How the author often poked at their own plotholes and broke the fourth wall was hilarious too and they managed to use it well in this story. In a sort of crack-y way.

MC and ML had a very understanding development seeing as how they've been thrown in the pit like that. Two peas in a pod and they act like it.

This is a good read when you want a quick break from heavy plots and angst.

P.S. Remember kids, the... more>> world doesn't revolve around you so don't get s**ked into your head too bad. <<less
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ResidentialPsycho
ResidentialPsycho rated it
March 4, 2020
Status: Completed
My face hurts from smiling and laughing. This parody is well-worth the read!

The MC and ML criticize the poor writing of the dog-blood dramas they get pulled into thanks to the writer. They constantly lampoon and try to figure out how to get out of these illogical situations. Neither of them have any good feelings for the protagonist shou they're supposed to fight each other for and work their hardest to avoid or work around the romance scenes. This is great for anyone who's suffered through terrible writing and has... more>> encountered r*pe romance series (r*pe is not romance, and that is strongly pointed out in this series). If you hate the "overbearing CEO" and emperor archetypes, here is your chance to laugh out loud at them!

As for the ending...
Spoiler

I'm fine with it. It's conclusive and makes sense. As characters pulled into a script and who managed to take control of it and live freely, they get to do as they will. They don't need any pe*verted readers like us spying on them anymore. Since they get to live and die freely, this doesn't have to be written down for us.

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It reminds me of Quick Transmigration Cannon Fodder’s Record of Counterattacks, but much shorter. Strongly recommended! <<less
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mariaflora1208
mariaflora1208 rated it
November 11, 2019
Status: Completed
The first time I've read a bl parody. This is so entertaining. Just, don't expect much, and don't take it seriously since this is satirical so the "plot" is "messed up". Lol.
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DaBrick
DaBrick rated it
October 12, 2019
Status: Completed
A funny short story mocking the usual trope in scum gong x white lotus shou.

There is still MC and ML love story here.

Good to let down some stress and not to be taken seriously because it's all a good comedy :)
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Staringatastar
Staringatastar rated it
September 18, 2019
Status: Completed
I didn't like the main character's personality or inner monologues, but I really liked the second main character, and the overall plot. The story and humor of it really grew on me towards the end. Absolutely love the ending and explanation.
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Yumy
Yumy
February 24, 2024
Status: Completed
As a lot of people here, I don't usually write reviews specially for such short storys. However, this one was actually a good one! This novel is a parody of these many and many tra*h and toxic bl in which the "gong" (I hate using this term, but it is the best definition) is always a black belly extremely possessive who abused the "shou". And the "shou", even being abuse, physically and mentally, he is still in "love".

Let me tell you: love can be a lot of things, but... more>> above it all, it should be healthy! If it is not, then it is not love. I saw a person saying this and I will repeat, if someone doesn't respect your opinion, your personal decision and your CIRCLE OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY, you should throw she or he away of your life. Please have some love for yourself. Also, on the other hand, if you need to BAG for pardon and, it doesn't matter what have you done before, lose ALL YOUR DIGNITY for someone, this is NOT a HEALTH OR LOVE RELATIONSHIP.

That is why I can say that this novel was 100% successful satire! The MC is an human, easy going but also have his own boundaries. When he is obrigate to follow the script and act like a tr*sh, he hates it. And this should be a normal reaction, why would you like to act like a scum? I read some people saying that the "MC is actually a real scum because of his hateful thoughts about the tras* shou". However, I disagree. In the beginning MC doesn't stand the shou of that world because the think that he is too weak and self-center. And when the novel is going on, we can see that this "tr*sh shou" is manipulating everything for his own desire. He is the real selfish man here, he is not innocent, and even if he was, you shouldn't blame the MC for not liking him. No one is obrigate to like somebody. And that is also a part of the irony of this novel where you guys lost.

In the end, this novel was for me a slap not just on these toxic romance but also these kind of fanfic where a unilateral love resolves everything. To be honest, I liked it pretty much. <<less
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Sleepy_sheepy
Sleepy_sheepy rated it
November 23, 2023
Status: Completed
Satirical BL, can be quite humorous but it felt flat to me and was also somewhat distasteful.

Quite an interesting premise: MC (gong) forced to transmigrate into several cliche scum gong innocent tortured Shou scenarios.

MC is continuously running sarcastic dialogue around how s*upid the premise is, how illogical the protagonist’s love interests are and makes fun of a cliches including the bitter forever alone 2nd male lead, scum redemption arcs, ex-lover cannon fodder etc.

But I found MC’s internal dialogue quite scathing and mean natured. It really dampened my enjoyment.

  • MC (and the whole novel in general) is especially mean towards the victimised shou dynamic - ft. lots of victim blaming...
  • As it’s satire, understandably there’s no deep plot or heartfelt romance which I would’ve wanted. Although the way MC and ML got together was quite nice though
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