Bark!?

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When Su Cheng woke up, he found that he had become the male god’s pet toy poodle…

His original body was slumped over the computer desk, in deep sleep.

Su Cheng realised that before his original body died from starvation, he needs to rescue himself…

An even more miserable matter is, the male god wants to neuter Su Cheng’s dog body…

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汪汪汪!?
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Review
41 Reviews


chrissy987
chrissy987
Sep 24, 2018
Status: c6
its a cute and fluffy piece ! I don't know why some people are giving it one stars, probably just from the genre, which is so unfair because if you don't like the genre, get out pls. It is unfair to the translators, editors, proofreaders and the readers who work on it and who love it
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max2payne0
max2payne0
Oct 02, 2018
Status: Completed
I just found this story, and it's so cute! MC wakes up in the ML's bed as one of his dogs, and everything is just hilarious from there. Since it's so short, I MTL-ed it, waiting for the full English translation so I can read it again.
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BobChan
BobChan
Dec 06, 2018
Status: c15
Funny and loveable story. The MC is relatable and his thoughts and actions are justifiable. Some parts to what occurs in the novel is too hilarious and made my stomach hurt at times from over laughing.

Surprisingly the ML is *cough* quite funny as well. He’s not omnipotent or super powerful which is surprising but it’s a nice change to see.

Story is short but it entertains you and pulls you in as you continue to read. The translator did a superb job. (Thank you for the awesome translation)

Would highly recommend... more>> to read if you want some diabetes and some comedy. Though I would say that if you’re expecting some r-rated things... you will be disappointed. The story is more on the sweet and subtle, it should actually just be categorized as “Shounen Ai” and remove “Yaoi”. <<less
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NanairoHana
NanairoHana
Sep 24, 2018
Status: c3
This is a book full of comedy and humour. Well as far as I am currently at chap3 (will edit it later when more chapters released).

Not much of MC and ML backgrounds been introduced. So far it is MC (Su Cheng) comical antics with finding his situation after transmigrate into the body of his crush's dog. He tried to notify ML (Lin Xu) with his situation but to no avail, the force of plot God always hinder him lol. I guess in the future he will had to fight off... more>> the eunuch fate as well, but for now he need to fight off the other five army generals for ML attention.

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Truly fun read. It is short, sweet and silly LOL Astonishingly we got to see the whole picture through the scattered bits by bits in each short chapter.

Su Cheng - MC is a danmei web novel author that fall for his neighbor Lin Xu, ML. Surprisingly he made a 'blunder' and an idle deity with wicked sense of matchmaking decided to jump into action >_< Later, he, the eunuch is upgraded to Empress once His Majesty realised the machinations of 'evil force'. The hilarity continue to ensue as the weak sphincter Empress still under the spell of the 'evil force' and His Majesty is revealed to be
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black-bellied with split personality, inwardly love struck fool outwardly cool and aloof male god

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together with his 5 overly jealous upgraded (by Empress mind) Imperial Consorts living their life within Royal Harem. The Emperor in the end is dumbfounded as his Empress retain his super useless power which is.... the novel title lol

It is good for light reading and cheer your day up. Don't have to think too much of the plot, just enjoy the story as it is. The translation is also good, clean and easy to read, making the journey enjoyable. <<less
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lykizan
lykizan
Feb 24, 2019
Status: Completed
very cute and funny story. Cringed a little at the mc's actions when trying to grab the attention of the ML but I laughed hard nevertheless.

what I truly like about how this story is how not only is the MC kinda relatable, but so is the ml.

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especially the part where he walks off to scream after realising that he's just done a bunch of s*upid sh*t in front of his crush

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however

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in the ending the part where he turns back from dog to human then seemingly vice versa confused me for like half an hour before I decided that nevermind let's just go with it

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overall, hilarious story, great characters, ending left me only a little bit confused <<less
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Michelle-08
Michelle-08
Sep 06, 2021
Status: Completed
Royal Harem: Poodle Edition

This is hilarious!😂 The ML and the MC are both lovable and adorkable. The harem like interaction between the gong's eunuch poodles and their internal talks between them, is sooo funny! I almost choked while reading the "fart" scenes.🤣🤣🤣
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yxyx
yxyx
Jun 01, 2020
Status: Completed
a veryy cute story of two people who liked each other but are too shy to make a bold move of affection that the gods decided to move for them as they keep on unknowingly throwing a longing dog food on the fountain rather than coins!

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The MC, Su Cheng had me rolling on the floor laughing when he complain about why can't his love scenes be free of poop, pee and fart!

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There's a lot of funny moments and pure dog food. It's a good read if you want something silly and sweet. I also like that the author didn't kept us in the dark about why did su cheng became ML's dog and the reason is a wave of dog food being slapped in the face.
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1Sami
1Sami
Feb 25, 2020
Status: c15
It's really sweet. The MC is a really naive little author and the ML is somewhat of a stalker. It's all fluff. There's no abuse at all and it's great for just a quick break to relax.
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YoriMei
YoriMei
Jan 31, 2020
Status: Completed
Oh this was a joy to read. It's cute but the true enjoyment comes from the fact that both character's dignities are absolutely shred to pieces (in a good way). Both the MC and ML are so in love with each other and it's so cute that they both tried so hard to catch each other's attention. It's a short one, so don't look for any deep characterization or plot line but it's a good one!

my favorite bit:

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was when the ML screaming "imadumbf*ck" into a pillow once he knew his cute neighbor had seen such an embarrassing side of him

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Atsuki Joou
Atsuki Joou
Mar 13, 2019
Status: Completed
A 4.8/5 just coz I LMAO!!! hahahaha

I was angry coz it was a bit tooooooooooooo short but every good thing must come to an end.....sighs

I wish the author could've given some extras to show their interactions after the end... but ah well I enjoyed it so no complaints.

It's fluff... and hilarious...

Recommending to all!!

Happy Reading.
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CultivatorBunnyLan
CultivatorBu
Jan 13, 2019
Status: Completed
Love, love, love it!

Hahahahaha the first chapter already made me interested. I laughed so hard at the antics that our MC is doing just to tell the ML that he is in fact his neighbor

And I can't with the other poodles. ??? It's a great light read. ♡ Thank you!
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8oni
8oni
Feb 07, 2022
Status: Completed
Short but satisfying. Really cute and fluffy. The MC are cute and his crush is also adorable lol.
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FrostyDragon
FrostyDragon
Dec 01, 2021
Status: Completed
Typical pairing for this author's stories - adorable shou and seemingly cold and a (slightly) pe*verted ML. This is one of the author's best stories. It's really funny and the comparison of dogs with concubines fighting for the owner/emperor's affection - LOL.

Interesting glimpse into the life of a webnovel author, I liked that part a lot.
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mxdberries
mxdberries
Nov 04, 2021
Status: Completed
Funny and full of fluff, a good short read. Honestly they are very different from the usual MC & ML, it was refreshing but also could almost border on cringe. Ahhh the secondhand embarrassment but it also led to sweet moments. Only flaw was the bathroom scene, is it strange to not want to read about the MC going #2 regardless of what shape he is
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JustAki
JustAki
Aug 31, 2021
Status: Completed
AH, THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY IN ONE NOVEL.

COMEDY AND FLUFF.

Very fluffy, this novel exactly shows you that the male god you think of may not be exactly what you think they act as. The ML in the novel is so cute and pe*verted, not unlike what MC thought of but that's exactly what makes this more enjoyable to read.
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Fisukisuki
Fisukisuki
Apr 27, 2021
Status: Completed
Help, I can't- this Novel has Everything!!! LMAO

The Cringe!!! The Second-Hand Embarrassment!!! The CUTENESS!!! THE ADORKABLE CHARACTERS!!! THE EPIC HILARIOUS!!!!!

And then the Loveliness... The Sweetness...

This is Crack Rom-Com that I would never expect I could loudly say "Yes, I LOVE IT!!!".

Bizzare Great Stuff! Recommended! Σd (゚∀゚)
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Couch Potato Lady
Couch Potato
Oct 03, 2020
Status: Completed
Silly and adorable writer shou x outwardly cool but actually black bellied gong~

Story is short yet the plot is good. A nice one to read when you want a to eat a little sugar.
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Meiyap
Meiyap
Jun 26, 2020
Status: Completed
So cute

Thank you so much baozi for the wonderful fluff and quality translations.
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DemiUchiha
DemiUchiha
Apr 04, 2020
Status: Completed
This was really good. It was extremely funny.
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pinkumilkuu
pinkumilkuu
Jan 14, 2020
Status: Completed
Good:

  • It was funny
  • Quick read
  • The couple
Meh/Bad:

  • Some scenes were absurd that it isn't really amusing anymore
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