The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God

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The villagers chose a maiden to be the bride of the River God.

In order to save the maiden, Liu Qi went to the River God’s Temple, and beat up the River God as soon as he appeared.

The River God cries and curses the village to flood; Liu Qi raises his harpoon: “Say it again, and I’ll stab you to death!”

The River God cries: “I just want to marry and have a wife!”

Liu Qi clenches his fist: “Lao Zi is your wife, just accept it.”

The River God suddenly cries even more…

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向河神献祭的正确方式
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
07/12/19 Meh Translations c5 (end)
04/12/19 Meh Translations c4
02/21/19 Meh Translations c3
02/02/19 Meh Translations c2
01/22/19 Meh Translations c1
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Zozo7400
Zozo7400 rated it
October 30, 2022
Status: Completed
Totally worth reading! It's just so cute and funny!!!!! Tbh I usually never read short stories, it's just not my thing. I feel like I won't get that complete feeling of finishing a book, like the story just won't be full somehow? Yeah that's what I think about short stories but I'm so glad I read this story cause it changed mind. It was a really fulfilling read. Reccommenended.
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blackkoi
blackkoi rated it
January 18, 2022
Status: Completed
Sweet and funny.

Love the dynamic between tsundere shou x foodie/cry-baby river god
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FrostyDragon
FrostyDragon rated it
December 1, 2021
Status: Completed
Another funny gem by Lu Tianyi. I seriously love this author's short stories. Tongue-in-cheek humor (don't take it so seriously, it's goofy humor), it's funny how the river god gong is a big, crybaby, naïve softie, and the shou is aggressive and tsundere (kind of a trope with a tsundere shou, but it works here). Good for some quick laughs and a cute story.
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remyrem
remyrem rated it
October 28, 2021
Status: Completed
Same as errantknight's comment, this was really cute except for the beating. Author seems to be the type who likes the "extremely violent with anger management issues" type of tsundere.
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cherryb379
cherryb379 rated it
June 8, 2021
Status: Completed
A very sweet and short story... loved it... thanks to the author and the translator for bringing us this gem...
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LouMaknae_KPOP
LouMaknae_KPOP rated it
January 10, 2021
Status: Completed
(I'm French so sorry for my shitty English) 😅😭

A cute novel but I don't know why, weirdly I didn't love it, I liked it but I didn't love it. 🤔

Still, it's cute, but I don't know, I haven't really hooked. 🤔
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teagsho
teagsho rated it
May 4, 2020
Status: Completed
The Gong is a foodie, weaker, crybaby, cute, and even when they're having s*x, the one who got waist-ached is the gong! The who got s**ked dry is the gong too! Haha!

The Shou is good at cooking, strong, frank, aggressive, and hot tempered. In bed matters he's really domineering and never had enough lol.

It's really new to see gong who is so delicate and shou who is strong and vigorous. Every after they're having s*x the who got wasted is the gong when the shou is well fed.
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_choochun
_choochun rated it
August 15, 2019
Status: Completed
very cute funny and sweet! The MC is so rough lol poor river god, led by the nose by him!

adorable!
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Nadeshikoslove
Nadeshikoslove rated it
July 21, 2019
Status: c5
its a very cute and well developed short story! Actually it has more plot and character development than some of the 100 chapters long ones ?
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