Quick Transmigration: I’m Almost Dead

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When I auditioned for the Film Academy, the examiner arranged a crying scene for me. I pinched my thighs blue, but no tears came out.

But now, ah.

Chen You held a cigarette in his mouth, Give me ten seconds and I can cry like a dog, a dead dog.

444: Film Emperor, it’s time to go to the next set.

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快穿之我快死了
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SirTuna
SirTuna rated it
August 13, 2021
Status: --
This is the first novel where I met a protagonist that can be so disgustingly funny. Chen You is the type of boy that will show all his flaws to the people he first met and take pride in it. But strangely, this gives him a strange sense of intelligent which made me wonder if it’s because the author is too at writing or just this type of people radiate a rather wierd charismatic. The ML in each world are psychopathic in their own way, but I just find them... more>> to be really funny ahahahaha. It’s like watching an idol and then you found out they have already dropped their idol baggage (aka a facade of a perfect x being). Whenever ML (s) encounters Chen You, their idol baggages are kicked 100x away from them. The second hand-embarrassments I got from Chen You made my skin thicker!

The premise and idea might not be very fresh or new but I found myself being charmed by how Chen You, this scoundrel, navigate the different worlds. The title of the book expresses Chen You’s thoughts. Jpg.

The system in this QT is different from any QT systems. According to the usual routine, systems would usually be the type to cower under the MC and shower them with praises or the cold robotic types that just wouldn't help the MC. The system in QT:IAD is cold, sarcastic, digging pit, always put task in mind, kind (?), and almost a friend to Chen You. This type is hard to find ah.

This novel is laced with comedy, but at the end of every world, there’s a sense of pity and sadness I felt for the ML (s). Maybe you’ll feel it too. I won’t describe it. Read it to understand bah 4.6/5 <<less
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Blubber_faults
Blubber_faults rated it
March 29, 2021
Status: --
I am on the fourth arch. When I tell you that this book has made me suffer from second hand embarrassment in nearly every arch, please believe me. This novel's MC is definitely different from other Transmigrator main Characters. He's a complete idiot but I say this in a good way. His system is NOT OP and doesn't give out ANY OP items that could possibly upgrade our MC's skills. The MC is your average college student who was popular but a bit dense and HIGHLY pe*verted. I love him... more>> to bits and I am enjoying this read but the situations he puts himself into is funny as hell... but embarrassing at the same time. <<less
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k24_isavid
k24_isavid rated it
March 11, 2021
Status: c81
4.5 rating.

I had the most fun in weeks reading this.

My reaction when I got to know the MC: *bows in

... more>> defeat, leads sanity to the door, bids it a safe trip home*

Honestly, that shite is the opposite of an overpowered MC. He's s*upid, has a sunny smile, a pe*vert, loud, super unlucky, has useless system, stubborn, a little off in the head but all of that in an endearing way. Lol.

His banter with 444 is hilarious. They just trigger each other. Sometimes he pollutes the System, and the system reciprocates by being out of touch, always "I don't know", and giving him totally hilarious bodies with deficiencies, picked out from the tr*sh file, or drug users.

The ML are one of the worst bunch too. All sick in the head.

There are cutting onions parts.

Spoiler

he makes the ML normal and leaves them worse than before

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The only QT I read and liked are:

    • This
    • QWFOD
    • Don't pick up boyfriends from the tr*sh bin
    • Heroic death system
The legends. <<less
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AbsoluteMeowster
AbsoluteMeowster rated it
August 19, 2020
Status: c10
Rating: 3/5

I came from reading this author's earlier novel 'I Have a Secret', and though the MC in this is unique, he really lacks the, um, I guess, the literary softness of IHS's MC? Like he's white trailer tr*sh compared to IHS's cultured superstar. The MC lacks any real depth to his character, and seems quite shallow and not a relatable, or even enjoyable character. He's quite tr*shy, but at least he is quite happy-go-lucky and adaptable? This novel's MC has very off-putting and generally unhygienic practices/character traits. I guess... more>> that's the draw of this story, that the MC is 'life-like', but honestly, it just makes me want to puke imagining him, and then take many, many showers.

Spoiler

He doesn't want to suck the ML's D, so he says he has a mouth ulcer. He also doesn't shower, and like explicitly in the novel, states he's taking a poop. I guess bodily excretions are normal, but I don't want to read about it. He also dresses sloppily and sweats/farts, and then complains the ML doesn't want him, but I guess that's what all humans do. It just really ruins the romantic atmosphere or the tension in the novel.

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Also I feel like the novel-like gracefulness of IHS was severely lacking in this. There's a real weird obsession with bodily fluids and bodily excretions in this (farts, smells (BO), saliva, blood, pen!ses/birds, etc.) and while in IHS it's presented in a sort of clinical way (mostly because it was more focused on the mu*der/mystery) and was more world-building (like it felt you were in the moment), this novel uses it to comedic or disgust effect. It's really jarring and abrupt, and honestly makes me want to give up the novel (or vomit).

Maybe I expected too much from this novel, or even maybe I expected too much from this author. IHS was a treasure and one of my all-time favorites (and I'm a ver picky reader), but that might have been the crowning achievement of this author. They might have peaked, because this novel is certainly a let down coming from IHS.

I'll keep reading, but I'm not enjoying the experience. I'm more holding onto the hope that this gets better <<less
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Tintl
Tintl rated it
May 19, 2020
Status: c47
i like the plot, but I get sooo much secondhand embarrassment; the MC is super shameless. Its very different from normal novels, the MC is so unfortunate, and he's almost never good looking, he even asked to be ugly once. Of course the ML is always outstanding. The first arc made me cry, MC is so blasé about his emotional maltreatment. My fav part is when how his "opponent" for ML's favor couldn't hate MC even if he wanted to.
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1Sami
1Sami rated it
March 26, 2020
Status: c2.3
I made it through the first arc because I thought it would get better but the MC remained an idiot. He kept trying ti bluff his way through thing, which normally I'd be all for, bit it was really s*upid the way he did it. The second arc wasn't any better but I'll keep trying and finish this one arc before I give it up if it doesn't improve.
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Yangpa
Yangpa rated it
June 19, 2019
Status: v1c20
This is such a good read, I'm sobbing aaah.

Chen You was really a funny and optimistic character and I really felt how he always try to lighten up the mood (successfully!) That's why it's just heartbreaking when
Spoiler

he dies for Qin Feng

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. Admittedly, it's because he transmigrated but the way he thinks and does things are just so oddly endearing I *blows nose on tissue* I'm in love aah

Definitely a novel to recommend!!
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ylial
ylial
May 30, 2019
Status: c20
Different from the usual fastwear novel, it made me think of scum shou's survival guide. But for me SSSG is more tormenting (psychologically) haha probably it's my 1st time to read a novel like that. XD

The 2 previous reviews are more detailed, pls refer to em ? Just writing a review track my progress XD
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WallEyeKnee
WallEyeKnee rated it
November 3, 2022
Status: Completed
This a mix bag novel for me. For me the second half developments really make it hard for me to give a 5 stars.

Honestly I love the MC, he has 1000 ways to talk about the thing hanging between man's leg. He's very funny, kind, pure, sunny, dumb but not too dumb. You never get bore with him. You never expect what come out of his mouth. I was out of breath at some of the dirty stuff he said. I needed CPR a couple more times when start... more>> talk about his xxx experiences using food references.

I will never look at birds, sour milk, swords, guns etc the same way again. I have nightmares about those damn birds ha.

ML umm I have say he's really a typical ML in a transmigration novel. Nothing really stands out for me but his backstory and his identity at the end. He's bad and good, I just don't vibe with him that much.

I feel the most emotionally about ARC 5. It was the probably best arc and where MC has first normal body and ML was also a normal person. It just draws the pure emotions and I didn't feel as oppressed as the first 4 arcs. The first 4 Arcs was so hells for MC with his defect body or his identity. I was mad about what did he do to deserve all this crap that other transmigators would never face? Also his system was tr*sh.

Speaking about his system all he can say is

'Say your prays'

'Idiot'

'Ha'

Repetitive and boring, also not helpful.

Spoiler

Ha in the end he fell in love with MC and got played, he then end up being a bottom to a psychopath I feel bad for him, he had more personality in the extras.

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The down points in this novel really caused by multiple memory lost occasions. I CANT COUNT WITH 2 HANDS HOW MANY TIMES IT HAPPENED. It really destroy alot of good build ups and connections to the story.

Also the final twist really kills alot of enthusiasm out of me

Spoiler

MC being the final villain himself, who planned all of of this, Peed me off, the whole personality is fake, even he made ML himself..I felt being played not in good way. MC being a system from beginning to end with a fake personality is terrible. He was never real in the first place. All those experience seem fake and he was never in danger gtfo. Then what was the point in all of this. He revert back the worst version of himself. I only like the singing crazy little liar

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In the future when read subtle hints like 'little liar' beware ha. Sigh it took me a week to read this. I am exhausted. This novel makes you tired for alot of reasons Ha. Ps Author damn it you made them do it over million times but all of them described in PG with food references, how can I get half excited and then get thrown a bucket of cold water ? I HATE YOU FOR THIS! <<less
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blackrainlily
blackrainlily rated it
July 14, 2021
Status: c56
A 4.5 score for me. It’s embarrassingly hilarious. Sometimes I just wanna scold the Chen You for being shameless and keeps digging his own grave. But he’s so cool about it. He just doesn’t care at all which is a plus. Funny guy really.
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Yumeru
Yumeru
May 5, 2021
Status: v3
Leaving out a review first will edit after completely finished reading it.

MC is a sunny person at thw same time knows how to throw grievances&complains to tease the system hahaha well he's a yolo kind of guy. Take note that MC is just 19 yrs old when he died on his original world. About the system 444, it's funny how the MC and system banter and fight each other. The system already said at the start that there are many novice/personnel/world to supervise so it can not be online every... more>> time. I think it was pretty useful on its own ways and lets MC watch movies on his spare time.

so MC needs to make the Target "EVIL POINTS" to be gone. 10 is the highest, he needs to make it zero then he can go to the next world. This novel is not full of meng/fluff like other novels. The arcs are more about the dark side of a person. As the story goes: every one has their up and down in life. The characters are more fleshed out/have more personality unlile kn some novels like other than the couple, other characters are 2d. This novel is More on how MC plans to be close with the target plus many angst and you will think about how he'll finish his mission, As the system said although the MC always complains, he sticks to the mission and ready to go to the next world (MC have really good patience to ML and well he likes the big bird hhahah) MC has the thinking of:" He was just here to complete the mission, it would be very sad and exhausting to involve emotional entanglements. He would also become a fool and it wouldn't be fun"

Again there's the evil points so from the start we know ML got some bad sides, he's possessive. Give our ML the chance to change too and ready ur tissues when MC leaves the world making our ML heartbroken: (Arcs:

Spoiler

1st arc: Bigshot boss/boy seller pr*st*tute- I find it good that the author not gives the MC a body that is super beautiful, pretty white face every arc. Every world MC faces different circumstances

2nd arc: prisoners!!! Well look at that hahaha this time MC got a good body well fitted to being a prisoner not some weakling body and the ML is the one who is a pretty white face

3rd arc: General/s*ave, our MC is a lil duckling this time HAHAHA He wished for it but! There's twist. Ending turned out to be a horror story:<

4th psycopath/modern, ML has a dark revenge about his past, vry hard task for MC, ending sad;_; but that's also a good closure for what happened.

5th Ancient arc (stopped here) will wait on translation

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system said to mc: that he's always courting death hahah and yes he is. MC always gets on ML nerves hahah It's touching how ML answers MC when MC asks him what else does he want (when there's still some evil pts left) so read the story guys! A different type of flavor of world hopping. Every ending is also unique, am worried about ML actually;_; jiayou <<less
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SilverSerenity
SilverSerenity rated it
December 15, 2019
Status: --
Excellent story, so sad the translator cannot continue this. They have done an excellent job! That being said, while I am not going to pick up the novel (at least I don't plan on it), I have gone ahead and translated the next chapter of the third arc, just not sure where to put it.
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maiha-sama
maiha-sama
October 20, 2021
Status: v1c1
oh wow. um. I've just finished arc 3 and this MC is by far the most... uncouth.. one i've ever seen. So far it's been distasteful, disgusting and so embarrassing i've actually face palmed myself several times. How did the author even come up with this lol. But MC is somehow interesting enough to keep you reading just to see what happens. Very very far cry from the regular MC tropes thats for sure. I cant say this is for everyone but definitely give the first arc a shot.
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CaptainxCres
CaptainxCres rated it
October 6, 2020
Status: Completed
Recommend to who love QT but you have to be able to embrace the ugly side of human being. A lot of swear words but this is the MC's set character simple mind, shallow and sunshine.

I actually like it a lot which is weird to me since most of the time s*upid and shallow MC make me drop a lot of novel but Chen You is that unique he's shameless and he's lucky in the unlucky way.

The ML is kind of a NO NO in personality but then again he's... more>> the task target and MC has to get him. But I pity him after the arc ended all the time (QAQ)

It's simply The retart and the beast kind of novel. ^_<

444 isn't your typical system. He wants nothing but the task done. And BONUS

I don't know if I should thank the chinese censorship on nc scence in bl novel since it makes me witnese the auther ability to use metaphore on action scence lmao

I like how auther is trying to show 2side of coin in many situation, I kinda reflex a lot while reading

Mindblowed at the plot twist

Spoiler

The way the story change its dynamic after the truth reveal and I look back at what happened and finally understand 444 more, really tough job for him.

The way that MC & ML personality link with each other

Fanwei about 444 is cute in abusive way but it's cute anyway but I don't want anyone to experience it (QwQ) but if other people don't force themselve in sisi's life then he'll be forever alone so it's cool but...

But isn't it cute that 444 wants a bonus and auther decide to write a bonus chapter about him ♡◇♡

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Thank to tranlators on both site who did their job wonderfully and introduce this novel to me ♡ <<less
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bekka2700
bekka2700 rated it
August 11, 2020
Status: Completed
I have to say that like many I didn't expect that plot twist but it was really interesting and fun to read.

If you are looking for something refreshing that wants to make you cry, laugh, embarrass you and surprising this is your novel
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ResidentialPsycho
ResidentialPsycho rated it
July 22, 2020
Status: c65
This is a crazy comedy/drama/romance BL series of the likes I have never seen before. The MC is nineteen years old when he dies, and he acts his age. He is optimistic, straightforward, crude, playful, and impulsive. He hasn't experienced much of the world and doesn't have any OP skills. His hosts include druggie prostit**es, prisoners, and ugly children. He is not vain enough to always select super-beautiful hosts like many quick transmigration BLs do.

He can be childish and impulsive and gross, but his real body is only nineteen.

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Spoiler

The author does an excellent job describing opioid withdrawal.

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One area that could improve my rating for this series would be if the author focused on plot development and events aside from just the romance. <<less
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Elysia015
Elysia015 rated it
February 23, 2020
Status: --
This is the most realistic Quick transmigrating story that I've ever read. It's so hilarious and make me crack every chapter. The MC is relatable in real life. One thing that make the MC uniq for me. He /really love/ to see bird XD
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RenTheWitch
RenTheWitch rated it
July 1, 2019
Status: v1c20
So far its... different?, the MC loves to curse and the imaginery is not pretty, so if you arent into physical and psycological abuse, I dont recommend it. I'll try to finish at least one arc to have a better opinion, but so far... u can say the MC has no class, at all lol, and the system just manages to make things worse...

Edit:

Well, first arc finished, slowly we see our MC evolve. He is a kid at heart so his childish personality gets endearing the longer you read. Not... more>> everybody can try to be positive and not break under the pressure of the roles he gets

PS: The translation is very well done <<less
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Mai Mee
Mai Mee rated it
June 15, 2019
Status: v1c20
The only novel (BL or romance or otherwise) with a "silly" MC that somehow doesn't annoy me to death. (Or to dropping.)
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OuRyed
OuRyed rated it
February 8, 2022
Status: c143
This novel is good, interesting

the MC is an cheerful, optimistic, idiot, coward, s*upid, naughty, cunning, a bit cute and especially mentally ret*rded.

The ML is yandere, pe*vert, scary, mu*derous, a vinegar jar, mentally ill, and tolerant of the MC. A perfect match
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