F*ck Off Unless You’re The One

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Fang Yuhang was now single.

Because a white lotus appeared between Nan Cheng and him.

Under the encouragement of his friends, he joined a television programme, “Are You The One”.

He wanted to cause frustration to that scum top and that white lotus.

When the television program started.

Fang Yuhang saw his scum top dressed in a suit, standing upright next to him.

F*ck! Fang Yuhang ground his teeth and sent a text to his friends.

“Are you f*cking helping me or digging me a pit?!”

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FOYO
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Flaumjaze
Flaumjaze rated it
June 29, 2020
Status: Completed
Very upsetting!

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I get that Nan Cheng wants to help his ex from his abusive boyfriend but he could've atleaasst explained Fang Yuhang of what's happening! As his (NC) boyfriend, FY has the right to know! Like WTF?! You would suddenly let your ex-bf in your home, serve him a meal then let him stay?! While at that, the two of you were making secret glances at each other?! Who wouldn't be suspicious and hurt because of that?! FY was too soft on NC! After just participating in this program, tell him their sweet history, and explaining to him, FY had just compromised and got back together with NC! WTFFFFF!! NC DESERVED A SLAP! As FY's boyfriend, he should be aware of his boyfriend's personality and then he would actually do that!? Keep FY in the dark?! WTFFFF ITS SO FRUSTRATING THAT THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER! F****!!

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If you want to read this, just prepare yourself because I didn't. I was cursing the whole time I was reading this short novel. It pissed me off!

PS. Good job for the translators! They translated it well. Mw@h! <<less
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Kailyria20
Kailyria20 rated it
March 18, 2019
Status: Completed
Hmm...I felt his boyfriend was a bit too insensitive in this case, though I understand there are reasons he could've told him or something instead of letting him feel insecure like that... I don't believe most people would be comfortable with having your partner's ex staying in the same house.
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beach
beach rated it
October 23, 2020
Status: Completed
I saw everyone taking MC insecure and lack confidant.I also think like that. MC is childish. But he is first in relationship that's why he is immature and insecure. The one who should give him secure feeling and confidant is ML. But he bring ex over without explain anything. He obviously know MC is childish and immature and yet he did what he think true. He didn't explain anything about his past or about his ex. Ofcourse MC would be jealous. Who wouldn't jealous when ur bf bring his ex... more>> to ur house without saying anything like a suprise?!Thing like ex is quite sensitive topic in relationship. ML taking care of ex without explain nothing to MC is definitely wrong. If MC really childish he wouldn't forgive ML that easily and even worry about ex. <<less
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earlgreyt
earlgreyt rated it
April 16, 2019
Status: Completed
The description for this story makes it sound much more interesting than it actually is...

Essentially, this is a predictable dog-blood short story about a couple's lack of communication and "misunderstanding" that was blown up by the MC because he is still incredibly insecure despite being in the relationship for 6 years already. SIX YEARS!! I think the set-up would have made a lot more sense if the relationship was new...

Well anyway, the author intended it to be comedic but the problematic parts of the relationship were so extreme that it... more>> felt like at tragedy instead. It was not very funny, but I did shed some tears... what can I say, I'm a sucker for emotional hits to the stomach.

In the real world, I would recommend the MC (and ML) go see a shrink or get couple's counseling because that level of jealousy/insecurity is absolutely not healthy. <<less
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Sugaminny
Sugaminny rated it
March 19, 2019
Status: c8
If you want positive aspects of the story read the other reviews.

I rated it 1 because what's most important to me in any kind of story is the MC. And the MC in this story is so unlikeable, annoying, jealous like no one else and just makes the whole relationship and storyline in that short story not enjoyable to me.
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Toasterpuppy
Toasterpuppy rated it
August 21, 2020
Status: Completed
Leaving a review cuz I didn't like it the first time but almost read it again by mistake cuz it's been a while and the synopsis makes it sound better than it is.

So my memory and feels based on this: none of the characters are likable. It's like being put in a group project so you just try to get the one that seems the nicest to help just to get some copy paste bullsh*t the day before presentation.

^^^this is the sensation this story leaves me with.
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Kagebutts
Kagebutts rated it
May 10, 2019
Status: Completed
F*ck Off Unless You’re The One

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It really is a short story, read it very quickly. It has little snippets of their relationship in the past for some insight, not much but still quite cute, can't expect much from a short story. Fang Yuhang is like what the other reviews say: annoying, petty and overindulged by Nan Cheng which I guess is one of the main reasons as to why he is so bratty. Nan Cheng is similar to the many other typical partners in danmei novels.

Not much to say but... more>> I did find it entertaining, not that great though. <<less
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shiroykumo
shiroykumo rated it
August 29, 2023
Status: --
MC is childish, terrible and spoiled. Granted I still think it’s his firs relationship and if you read the last part, it somehow implies that MC has finally grown

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the amount of their “break up” has decreased with each year they are dating

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But ML, for someone who has been together for 6 years, you clearly know that MC has insecurities, and that ML’s ex is the sore spot for MC. There are so many things that I dislike from ML and maybe it could be due to it is a short story:

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1. MC mentioned ML kept contact with the ex, so he should know about the bf beforehand, he could have at least told MC about this, but NO, he has to invite the ex to come and stay at their house.

2. When the call happened, instead of trying to explain, ML told MC that MC is childish. Tell me, who would not be mad if their partner brings their ex WITHOUT telling them first?

3. Also his ex, nu uh. Do you not have any friends that you have to go to your ex house? And even then, you didn’t try to explain and so happy engaging with ML in front of MC? No sh*t sherlock

4. I will probably break up with ML for real this time ngl because what’s the use of someone who can’t give me any security at all? He can do this once with the ex and now the ex prob has broken up with the bf, who knows if the ex won’t come again?

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2 stars only for the potential premise <<less
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Efu-sama
Efu-sama rated it
November 10, 2019
Status: --
Actually I really pitied this ex, the supposed white lotus here, because he unknowingly threw himself to a dog blood drama between couple and unknowingly got a title of love rival, sigh...

the MC and ML here are truly spreading dog food everywhere!!! They're really make a single dog society want to beat them up ah...

At the end and overall, the MC actually is just some unreasonable jealous and anxious shou, while the ML is totally pampering and sweet lover. The whole story actually could sum up in a few words... more>> "the little spoiled shou throw a tantrum to his gong". <<less
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Arielol
Arielol rated it
November 8, 2019
Status: --
It has a nice premise but it’s not executed that well. I didn’t like how the chapters were written, like the order of events? The story’s also a bit boring.
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Tachi Works
Tachi Works rated it
March 14, 2019
Status: c8
Lol, just a short pda between a couple. Kind of annoying personalities, but that's just my take on it.

In the real world there's definitely people with personalities and relationships like this.
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Evaraux
Evaraux rated it
November 20, 2023
Status: Completed
The MC is unlikable the more you get to know his situation and personality. There was foreshadowing that MC and ML had likely miscommunicated somewhere in the Ex-boyfriend situation (they did, especially on the ML's part) but there are also implications that the MC might have been too sensitive over the littlest things. The sh*t personality is revealed more clearly during the dating show, the MC has broken up with the ML for multiple reasons during their 6 years together and the ML has called it a routine in their... more>> relationship. That sounded toxic af because the first few reasons they broke up were because

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"The 1st time we broke up, it was because when he came back after spending the new year with his family, I didn’t go and pick him up. The 2nd time we broke up was because I didn’t buy the action figure that he liked.”

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The MC was too bratty and overindulged by the ML by always coaxing him during "break-ups". It was implied that the break-ups were getting better since they only had 2 during their 6th year together, but man, in the first year they had 143 break-ups. If the ML was a little less in love, he would have felt frustrated and broken up a long time ago for real because it sounds emotionally draining to me. What kind of f*ck-up person makes a habit of breaking up with their S/O? <<less
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Lelouch_49
Lelouch_49 rated it
February 5, 2021
Status: --
Short but sweet. Both lack sense of security but because they complement each other, they can always solve the problem immediately. MC is a bit unreasonable and childish while ML made a mistake by bringing hime his ex. Both flawed but you'll love them
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pinkumilkuu
pinkumilkuu
April 29, 2019
Status: Completed
Cute quick read. MC might seem annoying as he did break up with ML for
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373 times

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but since we have no context I find it cute haha. I do wish they focused on the radio show coz that's what the synopsis says, however, the majority of the story is the process of the break up. Nonetheless rating this 4 out of 5. Good for taking a break to all those wuxia novels lol
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Acidelia
Acidelia rated it
March 14, 2019
Status: c8
A short-story with a sweet ending! The description was a bit misleading,
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as the story focused more on the history of the relationship prior to the breakup, rather than the tv show - which was what caught my eye in the beginning!

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but was satisfied with the overall story.
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luhyung
luhyung rated it
April 5, 2023
Status: c7
I have never been more angered by a story. MC is the most toxic POS in all the novels I’ve read.

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MC broke up with the ML 370++ times in 6 years? And they were over s*upid reasons like “did not buy my favourite action figure”, “did not pick me up”.

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Tbh, MC seems to be in love with the concept of ML not the person- handsome, attentive, caring, great in bed. MC takes ML for granted and expects to be babied. At least Gary Stus have some redeeming qualities unlike this POS <<less
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Tuzi
Tuzi rated it
April 14, 2022
Status: Completed
I feel cheated.

From summary it sounds different from what it really is. I'm disappointed at ML as well as MC and as was side characters. Probably I'm most disappointed at ml.

It was supposed to be sweet but for some reason I can't find it sweet at all.

I mean just talk, you have been together for six years for God's sake don't spread pda like this.

Although I like cute and fluffy, I do not prefer this. Also it's probably the first time I'm giving short novels this low rating.
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_choochun
_choochun rated it
August 6, 2019
Status: Completed
i think it's good! I really felt bad for MC at the start. Im glad ML was patient with him and really loves him dearly. I think they fit each other, or wait, not fit, they are the kind of nonfiction legit couple which may not be a perfect pair, but holds everything out because of love. I really liked this one!
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lynnie
lynnie
March 16, 2019
Status: Completed
3 stars

It's nice in the sense that you can binge read it quickly but the story is pretty lacking. The MC is incredibly insecure till the point it isn't considered cute but more of annoying. As for the ML, I don't have much to say about him as I feel that his presence in the story is quite lacking.

In short, its a nice short read that you can binge quickly but don't expect much story-wise and character-wise.
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Atsuki Joou
Atsuki Joou rated it
March 14, 2019
Status: Completed
I gave it a 5/5 because while reading it I was in a bad mood but by the end of it I relaxed a lot... hurhur

The story is a bit amateurish but for a quick read, it's enjoyable.....

MC is a vinegar tank while the ML is good at taking care of him... could've have been better. The author could have added a bit more substance, the story definitely has potential but alas... we always can't get everything we want....sighs

I just wanted it to be over.... but still if asked I'd... more>> say I liked it a lot... hehehe

I'm being ironic but it gave me that kind of feeling. XD

Happy reading... muah <<less
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