Cultivation Chat Group


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On a certain day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a deeply afflicted Xianxia chuunibyou (Year 2 middle school disease) chat group, the group members inside all address each other as ‘fellow daoist’. Their contact cards are all either Sect Master, Cave Master, Spiritual Master or Heavenly Expert. Even the group master’s missing pet dog named Great Devil Dog abandoned his home. They chat all day about things like concocting pills, intruding mysterious territories, martial arts experiences and more.

One day, he abruptly realizes after lurking for a long time that…… In this group, every single group member is actually a real cultivator, with the ability to move mountains and drain seas, the kind that can live for thousands of years!

Ah ah ah ah, his worldview has utterly collapsed in a single night!

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New RE rated it
April 16, 2017
Status: c97
Great read! Comedy is done perfectly in the start and the way cultivation aspect of the story is handled seems good this fast. MC doesn't keep getting unreasonably lucky and is disadvantaged from the start and knows he's a frog at the bottom of the well. No romance but some foreboding hints have been given at this point. Would read just for the comedy and the xianxia part seals the deal!
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New newbage rated it
April 4, 2017
Status: c91
Bottomline up front: This novel is a thoroughly good read! It is one of my favorite light/web novels, and I'd highly recommend it to anyone.

Cultivation Chat Group (CCP) is a refreshing twist on a xianxia / wuxia story. Unlike the vast majority of them, it is set in the modern day, with the MC stumbling into the chat group of real cultivators by chance. Through a complex, yet believable, series of events involving real-world modern goings-on (cell phones, google maps, push-to-talk messaging, and a young, sheltered cultivator who just... more>> got off a flight and doesn't know how to use GPS) he realizes the truth and is given the opportunity to begin cultivating himself. The lead up to this is neither rushed nor belabored, providing a good introduction to the world, the MC's situation, and his character before thrusting him into the world a cultivation.

The series breaks many of the annoying tropes of Chinese xianxia. The MC is well rounded, thoughtful, and moral. He's a university student, and unlike in most light novels, his background isn't just for show. He has non-cultivator friends and family, as well as modern, real-world sensibilities and concerns. The characters around him -- both cultivators and non-cultivators -- are also fairly fleshed out, with believable motivations and realistic thoughts, behaviors, and reactions. There is also realistic interplay between traditional cultivation and modern history, society, and technology.


At some point in the story, one of the masters of the cultivator chat group tells the MC about a thread specifically created to help cultivators adapt to the modern world, since many of them would have been in closed door cultivation for centuries or decades -- suddenly coming out and finding technology and culture drastically changed. One part of the thread gives a cautionary tale of an unfortunate master cultivator, and proscribes a safety checklist in order to avoid facing a similar dilemma. Said cultivator apparently went into extended closed door cultivation, only to have the deserted area he sealed himself off in coincidentally become a nuclear testing site decades later. Even with with the ridiculous number of grandmaster-level defensive formations he had set, he barely escaped with his life -- sustaining severe injuries that required decades to recover from, and psychologically traumatizing him.
The novel is littered with well-thought little details such as the one described in the spoiler, which really attempts to answer questions as to what sorts of challenges and scenarios cultivators might face in the modern world. They also help to give us a realistic idea of how the cultivators' abilities might stack up against modern technology.

Unlike most cultivation novels, there is a is a good deal of light-hearted humor that does not rely on slapstick. Neither is there any harem building, or unrealistic ero / romance. Morover -- and this is the best part IMO -- it eschews the idea that becoming a cultivator somehow necessarily turns people into rutheless, sociopathic/psychopathic assholes. The MC is good-natured, and though they each have their own quirks, all of seniors in the cultivation chat group are good-natured as well. That's not to say the MC is a dickless coward or a loser. Nor is he some self-righteous a holier-than-thou crusader. Rather, this goes back to how well-written he is as a character. He's a good-natured, modern university student, and acts the way a REAL ACTUAL PERSON with decent morals might act. As a complementary feature, the author seems to reject the notion that only ruthless pricks can get ahead. The MC is a decent person that will help out passers by if the opportunity presents itself. And he is often actually rewarded for it either by the recipient of his assistance, or by serendipity.

In the most recent arc, the MC is searching for the injured leader of a group that tried to kill him and steal his stuff. The leader is currently in hiding, and the MC is worried that he if gives the leader too much time to heal-up and regroup, they'll come back and harm him or his family. He's is on the subway en route to investigate a lead that one of his friends dug up for him. A little girl on a trip with her parents ends up getting attached to him and refuses to let him go -- much to the apologetic embarassment of the parents. So being the good Samaritan he is, the MC decides to stay with them until their stop instead of ripping the kid off himself and leaving. He ends up missing his station by 3 or 4 stops. As a result, he bumps into the quarry he's looking for, who actually set up the lead his friend found as a decoy, and would've actually gotten away if the MC had gotten off when he intended. At this point, the narrator all but straight up says that the idea that nice-guys don't have good things happen to them is bullshit. Amen brother, amen.


The releases are somewhat slow and inconsistent. With potentially days or weeks going by between releases. Neverthless, it still averages out to about 3 chapters a week, with the author sometimes releasing multiple chapters in one go. With that in mind, I definitely recommend CCP to anyone looking for a well crafted and thoughtful cultivation story with 3-dimensional characters, a likeable MC, and believable cultivation mechanics. <<less
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Yipie rated it
May 18, 2016
Status: c3
Fun read. MC isn't 'rushed' in to the Xianxia world, but is slowly sucked in to that world. The Chat Group is the way to communicate with group, but it doesn't just keep to that.

Definitely waiting for more of this work. TL is also doing a really good job IMO.
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Kluzie rated it
May 24, 2016
Status: c138

I am actually reading ahead ahem actually "listening" by using Google TTS to translate the Chinese characters to read out either Mandarin or Cantonese on my Android phone. This light web novel is slow moving with light fun (have not found any harem till now) for growing adults. The MC is a goody boy who would help anyone as his motto but will kill to keep his friend and family safe. Spoilers alert: He learnt the xiuchen from his chat group via a USB device that was sent in by a flying sword. He brewed out the simplified basic alchemy formula using an electric steamboat (hotpot). He acquired a spiritual bead with a seal spiritual ghost to help him in his cultivation. The author is damn creative in applying the common sense why the spiritual masters are all using modern devices instead of spending spiritual powers to communicate. The spiritual masters are all FarmVille addicts (they would steal from the MC farm and then offer goodies or advise to him. Good reading/listening before bed.

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App rated it
May 20, 2016
Status: c3
Looking promising so far, I read novels for dialogue rather than action and this series is all dialogue (at least so far)

Here's hoping it stays interesting into the double digits and is received well enough that it makes it there in good time.
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neokorp rated it
November 5, 2016
Status: --
Currently in chapter 46.

A college guy got accidentally invite into a chat group full of cultivating individuals. From the loner to the big ass sec leaders and members.

As a normal guy what would be your first impression? Yep, this people are mentally ill but at least the chat is fun to read so better stick around. (I would do the same.)

Things to like:
1. Not a pussy MC yet.
2. Comedy gold.
3. Misunderstanding done fkin right.
4. Females doesn't just spread their legs for the MC and go... more>> kya kya.
5. No overpowered MC because of some plot armor cliche.
6. The might actually aligned more on alchemy this time around. Please take note: "Might".
7. I can actually relate to the MC and put myself on his shoes. <<less
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Naufal88 rated it
June 13, 2016
Status: c5
So Hilarious 😍 with both of xianxia and misunderstanding elements, this novel could burst my stomach so hard!

Translator, please work hard 👍
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mrttao rated it
January 29, 2017
Status: c75
This is the best cultivation story I have read this far.

It is a modern day xianxia fusion with lots of humor. The MC is actually likeable and is not a moron nor a psychopath.
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Bagelson rated it
October 20, 2016
Status: c585
Having read ahead a bit, I'll have to say that this is a really good story, and I'm finding it hard to put down. It really has everything you'd want in a series; comedy, action, tractor racing, space travel.

Comedy is perhaps the major theme throughout, almost always funny, and frequently laugh-out-loud hilarious. A lot of the humor is tsukkomi style, and well written, so if that's your thing you should check it out.

Action exists, but it is often rather sparse, and half the time the MC doesn't have anything important... more>> to add to the scene. That style might drag out a bit sometimes, but for the most part the writing makes up for it, and also the added realism with a low level cultivator in often fairly high powered battles - because most low leveled cultivators don't get to leave their sects.

But speaking of levels, we get to the only significant criticism I have: pacing. I don't mean the pacing of the writing (which is phenomenal) and plot progression, but rather the in-story timing. The MC does in a few months what takes other cultivators years. It's all justified in story, but that somehow doesn't quite jive with a setting where powerful cultivators spend centuries in seclusion to level up. But I can see where the author is coming from, since it's a modern setting you don't want to go speculating too far into the future, or you'll need to come up with political and technological development for the next centuries. Also, the effect is strongly compensated for by the fact that the story is in no way rushed. A few months in the story takes hundreds of chapters to cover, which almost makes the MCs advancement speed seem slow to the reader.

An important part of the plot progression speed is cheats, a vital part of any xianxia style novel. The MC does frequently luck out and get stuff he wouldn't realistically have obtained otherwise, but here I find it handled better than in most novels of the genre. The results of the cheats are often very small, and for the most part the MC doesn't get anything that's unheard of, just stuff that's good. It's also balanced out by the fact that the MC also frequently suffers bouts of equally terrible luck (though often as comedic relief), and when he does get something really good it's balanced out by drawbacks.


For example, somewhere after chapter 500 the MC gets his cheatiest ability yet, which is essentially the LN staple Appraisal skill. Way OP, right? Except every time he appraises something he suffers a corresponding injury, a small cut for appraising mundane bandages, thousands of wounds all over his body plus internal injuries for appraising a cultivator a few levels above him. The ability also frequently triggers spontaneously at inappropriate moments.


Another significant balancing factor is karma, which is a very real and very central part of the setting. What is sown will bear fruit, both in terms of actions and relationships, which forms a very different social dynamic from what you'd see in your average murderhobo xianxia. Most characters are very polite to each other, and our MC gets a lot of respect for the work he does and his achievements. There are bad eggs, of course, from ghost cultivators to sea urchin warriors and devils from outer space, but all that is also well reasoned within the setting.

It all results in a funny and fairly relaxed read. It's not a story about the MC being the OPest of OP, but of him gradually progressing in a positive environment, with amusing and heartwarming characters.

Edit @ch1106: This was and remains one of my favourite series ever, and in my opinion one of the funniest and certainly the freshest cultivation story out there.

Most of my previous review still stands, with one notable change. The MCs cheats do gradually grow more OP. However, they remain incredibly entertaining.

In any way, this is very clearly not a conflict focused story. Fights happen infrequently, and are usually quickly and humorously resolved. Take this more as a slice of life story.

There is an overarching plot gradually developing, though where it's headed is anyone's guess. There's a bunch of candidates for main villain, but they can be hard to tell apart from the comic relief. In fact, most things in this story develop very gradually, such as character development and romance.


As for romance, the MC has at least proven he is not totally dense, but the situation remains "complicated". I have good hopes that we'll actually get somewhere within another 1000 chapters.


Other than this, there is a gradually growing cast of interesting characters that still remains involved. A few do fall by the wayside, but only minor characters. <<less
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archigoel rated it
August 15, 2016
Status: c630
I have read ahead using systranslate and IMHO, it one of the best Books out there. Especially if you have already read a lot of xianxia, this would be like a breath of fresh air. It is humorous in nature and author has written this beautifully.
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JammingJay rated it
May 21, 2016
Status: c4
This is the funniest story I've read in a long time. The translation is great!
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makenai89 rated it
September 24, 2016
Status: c30
Reviewed at 30 chapters, rated 5.

Cultivation Chat Group is really very, very interesting. Don't be discouraged by its strange doodle-like cover. It has rare initial premise where an ordinary youth found the extraordinary world of cultivation by chance. So far, Author's narrative was solid. The plot properly contains many hooks, from mystery stuff, potential romance, plus cheeky humor stemmed from numerous misunderstanding.

In short, I'm optimistic of its future potential. This one could provide you a nice read, no matter who you are. Though, it is best read in bulk.
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Knightlight rated it
July 8, 2016
Status: c12
This is a fun slice of life feel to it, and its funny misunderstandings on both sides.
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grenfunkel rated it
May 21, 2016
Status: c4
So far there have been no instance of battle or cultivation however the dialouges of the chat group is quite funny. The TL is also very well done. Hope to see more of this fun novel.
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NovelsJapan rated it
May 21, 2016
Status: c4
Definitely a worth read novel, I even read it even though I have exams next week T_T

Fun and interesting way of telling a story. I can't wait for the new chapter to come out
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clowred rated it
January 8, 2017
Status: c70
One of the few stories that tries to combine the modern with the ancient. A simple character thanks to a small mistake found his path towards cultivation.

Fights, medicinal pills, magic, smartphones, chat group, navigating (gps). A story that manages to combine all of them deserves 5 stars. I'd like to express my thanks towards the team translating this gem. You guys are great.
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hjmumby rated it
October 31, 2016
Status: c46
This is a breath of fresh air. No revenge, no reincarnation, no trash from a powerful family, just a guy who gets pulled into the cultivation world by accident through a group chat.

I've always wanted to read a light hearted xianxia where the MC isn't trying to murder everyone who pisses him off.

I would highly recommend this!
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DrowningSun rated it
May 22, 2016
Status: c4
Hilariously Funny, really made my day. Defiantly worth your perusal :)
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GonZ555 rated it
January 28, 2017
Status: c75
Funny and refreshing series that easily breaks commonsense-chan little by little~
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ragergaid rated it
August 3, 2016
Status: c17
This novel is somewhat similar to Galactic Dark Net in the 'gain powers from the internet' aspect. Other than that, it has been a light hearted read though there are hints of a darker arc approaching. Translation quality is better than average, and there's really nothing to nit pick on. I believe this novel has potential, so I'll be checking back regularly for more chapters. Keep it up, translators!
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June 25, 2016
Status: c1
You'd think that since this is a chat group the author would write the dialogues in a chat format. You would be wrong, instead he describes the members of the chat group using the chat, sending smilies and typing long winded sentences that would get a tl;dr anywhere else.
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MewYi rated it
September 10, 2016
Status: c24
Good read, story is humorous, so are the characters. Translation grammar is very nice and readable. Only thing sad is that it is only two updates a week but I can't complain when its being done for free.
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