Conquer God, Asura, and 1000 Beauties

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Jaime was a famous professor in Modern Earth. His whole life was used to capture the Book of Karma, a book which records everything in the universe, to find his true lover, Ye Xiu.

During the course of his journey, he provoked the heaven and had to escape to another world with the Book of Karma. The Creator of all universes punished Jaime by setting him with the task to conquer the three realms! They are: the God’s (deva/deity) realm, the Demon’s (Asura/rakhsasa) realm and the human’s realm. Since he also doubted the Creator, Jaime was further penalised: now he must conquer the heart’s dungeons of 1000 beauties. He had to find a way to open their cold hearts and make them fall in love with him. All of these must be finished in 100 years.

He started his journey as nobody but slowly he conquered a sect, a city, a kingdom, a continent, and then, beautiful women. He fought with many kinds of high-leveled cultivators, demi-gods, half demon, demons and gods.

Jaime was born to kill gods, trample demons and be Emperor of all humans. He was also the Deity of Bullshit. He never really fights against anyone and doesn’t like blood or killing. He cheats, he tricks his enemies, he bribes people, he robs his obstacles, and does everything to win. His smart and unpredictable plans in defeating many high-leveled enemies always leave people in awe. He also made many people to worship him like a real hero.

One after another pretty women and princesses were trapped by his sweet talk and could not resist his professional art of seduction. This is his journey about aiming to be the King of the Three Realms, finding his lover and at the end, finding the origin of all creations.

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CTRL R Sect
CTRL R Sect rated it
September 24, 2017
Status: c96
If you're going to read it make sure to skip the last couple chapters. In the end the author just decides to bail out on basically everything and end the story.

The story overall is quite enjoyable and was actually decent although there was very little consistency. The MC is the most overpowered unoverpowered character and is a pretty quirky memorable MC. The characters are kinda bland besides the MC, but everything else was pretty good. Then you get to the last couple chapters 94-96 the story takes a turn and... more>> it's just shit.

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Basically some random OP final boss uses the f*cking death note on the MC. Then the MC finds out he's gonna die in seven days and just bails out. After a couple days of getting wasted and doing absolutely sh*t the motherf*cking literal devil shows up and makes a deal with him. He basically says that he'll ressurect the MC back on earth with his lover. Then the MC blows himself up and dies. Story Over... yeah that's it basically it, everything he did in getting the Book of Karma and journeying through the Phoenix Dragon Continent was for nothing. He doesn't even accomplich 1/100 of his 1000 beauties, he doesn't even conquer a single kingdom much less a realm (he does take over a city/sect but thats it...) and he just goes and kamikazes at the first signs of any real problems.

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Yeah but overall the novel had a lot of potential but it feels like the author just basically decided to bail on the story and basically call it quits on the whole Conquer God, Asura, and 1000 Beauties thing. I would've given this a 5/5 but the last couple chapters killed it for me. The only reason this isn't a 1/5 but a 2/5 is because of the humor in the story. <<less
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Einy
Einy rated it
August 28, 2016
Status: --
One of the better novel's I have read. I can honestly say that this story is very unique and funny at the same time, rather than one of those books where the MC just powers his way through everything, this one actually uses his brain to gain knowledge of how to approach his enemies and then execute them. Almost everything he does is well calculated ahead of time, even if its not shown right away.
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aeglaeca226
aeglaeca226 rated it
September 3, 2016
Status: c47
I can't wait for chapters to get finished being translated for this novel. This novel keeps it light and is really funny. Its given me quite the surprise aso the MC is a little unique. It has the weak to strong aspect to it. If you want something that will give you a smile while you read it this is what you should start to read you will love it!
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NaM
NaM rated it
September 2, 2016
Status: c49
Interestingly Fun to read. Im all smiles towards the recent new chapters... simply awesome and entertaining.

"A novel which is wrapped up perfectly with dozens of interesting complex and some TWISTED thoughts and ideas then simplifying them up to lessen pressure to us readers making it quite suitable to people aged 14 and above. If this novel was to be compared to a food, this novel is like a heavey flavored delicacy which you're not gonna grew sick with but instead will make you ask/look for more once you get used... more>> to it."

Anyway... all hail self proclaim clan!! And wtf is with "just give me a reason by pink" in chapter 20 heck it blew my mind <<less
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Gvitor
Gvitor rated it
August 27, 2016
Status: v1c29
Very good novel so far, it's good for laughing and thinking, and the short stories in the beginning always make me laugh so hard. And the translation is very good too, rare mistakes, and frequent releases.

In short a very good read.
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korezmi
korezmi rated it
August 25, 2016
Status: v1c10
Really refreshing and funny! The style of comedy reminds of Stephen Chow movies.
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The Karma of Nine Lives
The Karma of Nine Lives rated it
November 20, 2016
Status: c73
This is one of the best novel I have ever read. It has:
-Comedy
-Action
-Romance
-The MC is a Genius
-The story develop in an way you can't predict!

If you have read those few first chapter, you may think the MC is an idiot.
Why did he not go and farm?
Why did he not go and level up?
Why did he not go and beat up those arrogant people?

I can tell you! It's because if he actually beat up or killed someone, he will get killed. By doing some "low profile" action, he could do more action. Take for exempel: If he had actually killed a lot of "beast to level up", someone wuold had noticed him. And at that time, they will want to kill him, but since he didn't he could avoid it.

Another exempel: If he killed an arrogant "guy" then the guy's teacher will search for the killer and at that time, he wouldn't even be able to hunt beast to level up.

This is my opinion, if you think otherwise, feel free to do it.
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cazaril
cazaril rated it
October 4, 2016
Status: c73
I'm genuinely confused by the couple bad reviews of this. I'm reluctantly giving it a 5 because the ratings on this site are completely messed up. Most people giving either a 1 or 5 causing many mediocre novels to have scores between 4-5 and this novel deserves to be ranked above most of them. If I was to give it a proper rating it would be an 8/10, some arcs 7.5 some 8.5.

This novel isn't to be taken too seriously, most of the time. It pokes fun at your typical... more>> cultivation novel. The 4th wall is destroyed. Cliches are abundant. The main character is kind, goofy, shameless, cunning, ruthless when he needs to be. He can't really be explained in a sentence or two, generally the mark of a well developed character. It's a strange package but it's a complete package. Side characters are all unique and interesting, they disappear and reappear but with purpose rather than the author just seeming to forget about them.

The story itself is interesting so far, but the major plot is only beginning to develop so there isn't much to say about it. I'll just say I have a feeling it is going to be grand, weaving together the dozens of minor plots there are bound to be. The minor plots can feel a bit disjointed sometimes and it can be hard to see where the author is going until you arrive but it's a treat when everything comes together.

That's all I can think of for now, I'll edit this at some point. Just read and decide for yourselves, only don't judge to quickly if you come across something you don't like. Wait a few chapters and see how it turns out. <<less
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mukkaar
mukkaar rated it
September 17, 2016
Status: --
It can be funny but its just too random. Although its relatively good its nowhere near the average of almost 5 stars. If we go by the story, its 1-2 stars and by the enjoyment its 3+. There's really not that much of a head or tail on flow of the story or characters and there is lot of poetry and expressions that don't really bring much to the story. I think its something good for boredom, but still going to lay it off for a while and see if... more>> I'm coming back. <<less
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Applewannabe
Applewannabe rated it
September 9, 2016
Status: c24
its pretty amazing honestly, the MC is hilarious and he isnt too cowardly (cowardly enough that you could pretty much call it a strategic retreat) but he isnt too ruthless (like he doesnt kill when it isnt necessary, he shows restraint seen in actual human beings from our world and he does enforce of violence but only when people he cares about are hurt).

the first few chapters are slow but its just building up the base of the character and stuff then BOOM! The action just keeps going after... more>> that. You'll know when that happens <<less
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JustDiededed
JustDiededed rated it
August 30, 2016
Status: v1c9
So far, I'm having a very good time reading it. It's funny and the MC is very smart and manipulative. He starts very weak, but because of his 'cheat' starts to accumulate knowledge about all sorts of things and uses that in order to solidify his position. He's not strong at this point, but I imagine he will be eventually. He's not strong because he has to trade the strength (levels) he acquires for the knowledge I mentioned earlier, so that's why I don't really think it's a cheat, as... more>> he doesn't get anything for free, or just has to 'endure'.

Anyway, a very good read, and if you're into shameless MC and funny novel (being very well translated, it seems) you'll also enjoy this very much. <<less
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Hamsta
Hamsta rated it
August 28, 2016
Status: v2c40
4/5 Recommended read. It's wacky for the sake of being wacky. MC is a pe*verted old man who has gained a 2nd chance to save the love of his life by "God" if he conquers 1, 000 girls & the 3 realms. The twist? His dungeon crawl" is literally the hearts of women. MC knows he has no obligation to play fair so he fights dirty, cheats others, and robs people to make his wealth. He has the "book of karma" as a superpower which in practice acts more like... more>> super powered multiple personality disorder & super-wikipedia. <<less
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Krazyguy75
Krazyguy75 rated it
June 30, 2020
Status: c96
I'm not writing a full review. Here's the most important bits: It's fun, it's funny, and the main character is very enjoyable...

... but...

... the plot is mediocre, there is little to no tension, and the author dropped it on a cliffhanger after a really awkwardly shoehorned in attempt to tie up the loose ends that came up out of nowhere that also really kinda negates the entirety of the story so far.

I really enjoyed it until like the last 4 chapters, which made it hard to say this, but I... more>> can't recommend it. The author really f***ed up the ending, if you can call it that. I honestly hope he comes back to it, removes that shitty ending, and rewrites it, but it's been 3 years now so that seems very unlikely. It's a real shame... <<less
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MyRAMEN
MyRAMEN rated it
April 8, 2018
Status: Completed
I loved this book. Although it is not "professionally" written it was really fun to read and interesting. It was one of the most addicting books I ever read plus loved how the author adds in jokes about his book too. So recommend giving it a try. However, the writinf style also makes it somewhat irritating to read if u read a lot. I reread this book again and now that I have tried out hundreds of books, I didn't like this novel much. If it wasn't for the system... more>> being so unique, I wouldnt have liked this novel. It was also one of the first novels I ever read, so it's hard for me to dislike this enough to boot it off my reading list as I have finished reading all the chapters before. <<less
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killjase
killjase rated it
October 23, 2017
Status: c96
This novel I pleasant surprise and change from the usual xianxia format. I would say it even changes the Chinese xianxia reincarnation story format. You know how at each novel there is someone who says something similar to what I just said - (this novel innovates, woah something new and fresh! Etc.) - This time I would say that you will not find any obvious xianxia troupes in here and if there are, they are usually used to make fun of those troupes.

That being said, MC (Jaimie) is really funny... more>> and relatable guy. This as been my problem with many other reincarnation story novels where the MC goes from NEET coward to suddenly super-hardworking-smart-guy. Jaimie will beg on knees, he doesn't care about his own "face", shameless in a sense. Doesn't suddenly become cold blooded killer.

This is comedy/parody story don't expect long cultivation or alchemy chapters. Story is driven by action and plot. Not by slowly changing his level step by step and reaching new highs and thus next enemies. Most of all it's funny.

The downside - current story ends at chapter 96 with no end in sight (author just disappeared) however you could say that ending we currently have leaves the story open for either another volume or different story altogether. <<less
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Seraphic
Eintagsfliege rated it
August 4, 2017
Status: c96
A fast review for busy people

Suggested?: No, it's good but was dropped.

Synopsis: Dude wants to resurrect his dead lover, has to conquer everything to do so. His cheat is that he can trade cultivation/levels for knowledge and techniques.

Pros: Actually pretty funny. The protagonist is not a pacifist, but definitely isn't a "kill all who are in my way" sort of guy. He prefers to let his enemies get hoist by their own petard, or even better, take their loyalty. This leads to a lot more "creative" solutions to conflict. The... more>> novel is oddly philosophical in a way I wasn't expecting (Honestly never thought I'd find another reader of Anthony De Mello).

Cons: Protagonist never actually gets that much stronger because of his cheat, so when he trades in his levels for something big, there are "starting over" arcs. Despite the title, the harem isn't really in focus. A pretty solid novel if you don't mind that, but the author dropped it.

Ending: The author states outright that it was dropped (in-novel!) <<less
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freezray
freezray rated it
January 19, 2017
Status: c74
Man I don't know at first I was really enjoying it but lately its becoming a bit grindy to read. You think there's this story here but the more you read the more you realize its not so much more then the same three cycles rinse and repeat. Weak to strong, followed by some shenanigans which WILL reap some kind of reward, Followed by being weak again. This is highly entertaining at first but now its just seems like it will never go anywhere. The harem and loli tag don't... more>> really make it better. They bog the MC down in unnecessary cheesy dialogue that can be pure torture to read. Not to mention the fact the lolis in this story are actual children like 9-12 year old (MCs like 100+ even if he appears younger) its really hard to read some of the dialogue with that in mind. I wanted give this a 3.9 but its either 3 or 4 so I rounded up. Read at your own discretion if you are easily annoyed at harems and lolis this probably isn't for you. <<less
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Vyren
violitic rated it
September 24, 2016
Status: c67
Since it since translation speed goes up with a certain number of reviews I've decided to write one to contribute :D.

Conquer God Asura and 1000 beauties in and of itself is a cliche Xianxia/Xuanhua tale about a young man who has a cheat-like item that allows him to best his peers and rise to become the strongest of them all. Where it diverges though is that it is genuinely funny and creative.

First i'll explain the premise. The main character somehow or another managed to find the Book of karma. A... more>> book that contains information on every single thing that has and is happening in the universe. But before he could really use it, an all supreme god comes out of no where and punishes him saying he has to conquer the three realms of God, Asura, and Human. Because he doubts God, God adds an extra punishment of having to conquer the hearts of 1000 beauties, all in a 100 years no less. This is what I mean by being creative.

The reason it's so funny though is how our main character, Jaime, is. If there was ever a king of bullsh*t award, it would definitely go to him. He doesn't really like to fight, and if he does fight he'll use his brain more than his body. What he likes to do is find the weak points of his opponents and use it against them, through bribery or coerce. And the outcome is a hilarious situation where he cheats his opponents into giving him what he wants.
For example
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At one point, a girl is trying to kill him, he uses the book of karma to find info on her and tells her he can cure a pain she has from cultivation. He then tells the girl that he's poor so she'll have to buy the ingredient. Then he uses her to get other things he wants. And in the end, he even hides from enemies by staying inside her cave while mocking said enemies

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Now lets get on to the story itself. The writing isn't complex and the world isn't really built in depth, but that's something that suits it. The reason being is that the story is fast paced. We're introduced to about 4 love interest before chapter 50 while the MC has traveled 3 different places. The reason this works is because if this story were to focus on each separate place, it would never be able to finish. He has to be the strongest and have 1000 girls fall in love with him in 100 years. That would take forever unless the author were to speed things up while still keeping it interesting, which they do. And it even evens out with the Mc's bullsh*t cheats.

As for translation, they're doing a stellar job with this. Though, if there something to harp about, it would be that in the more recent chapters there a quite a few mistakes and it even makes the characters way of talking somewhat awkward. But I find that it adds to how ridiculous these characters act.

All in all, I'm definitely looking forward to the authors future chapters and whether it will be able to take risk and not repeat story formulas like many other novel's that are being translated. If I feel like, then I guess i'll add more in the future.

TLDR; It great. Me rate 8/8. <<less
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NieLu
NieLu rated it
September 14, 2017
Status: c96
The novel is very good it's a shame that the author did not develop more, after all had a great potential... there are things I did not like such as: that the prota decide to sell the body of his fiancee (if it is what they think makes them lie down with other men or that implies) I would like the author to take another season or as it is said in the case of novels...
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